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Question of the Day!	by kickstart	2001-11-16 00:00:04
Dodge the car.	by skeegenin	2001-11-16 09:29:03
This is one of those "reality" games I like to play when the weather is good enough. Point scheme: +5 for every pedestrian you scare off the sidewalk +10 for every automobile you force to change lanes +20 for every honk in your general direction +50 for every obscenity yelled from within an automobile +100 for snagging a ride on an unsuspecting motorist's vehicle +100 for bunnying the railroad tracks +100 for arriving at your destination unscathed +50 for getting your hair to lay back down without taking a shower -20 for getting stuck in the exhaust of an accelerating car -50 for getting knocked over -50 for braking when going down hill (excepting pi/2 or greater turns) -100 for getting stuck in the exhaust of a bus -1000 for forgetting to lock your bike -50 for forgetting to untuck your pant-leg(s) from your sock(s) :v)
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Sounds like fun...	by wheresthefish	2001-11-16 11:59:02
Aren't you gone yet?	by pengeek	2001-11-16 12:51:31

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