| It involved a couple of co-workers. See, I worked in a call center once, long ago. On my way back to my desk from lunch (I had a caller on hold, so I was in a slight rush), I happened upon two fellow techs engaged in a heated discussion. Thinking this was to be something interesting about politics or anything intellectual, I stopped to listen. The conversation was about...joysticks. Yes, two geeks were arguing over which joystick was best. Loser Geek #1: I like the new Microsoft joystick better becau-
Loser Geek #2:Microsoft! No, nothing they ever made is worthwhile! Nothing!
Loser Geek #1:Haven't you ever tried it? I mean, it's got all kinds of buttons, and force feedback, and it's absolutely GORGEOUS!
Loser Geek #2:I like the Logitech one better. It's got the screws exposed. I think that looks really cool.
Loser Geek #1:I saw that, and I thought it was ugly. Joysticks should be smooth, yielding to the touch.
Me:Have either of you EVER kissed a girl?!? |
