You know you live in the Naught-ies when:

• You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
• You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
• You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
• When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
• When you make phone calls from home,you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
• Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
• Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
• Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.
• Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
• Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
• Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
• Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
• You read this in a post in an online community posted by a guy you never even saw.