Command: Psamtik, the Tonza, a Troll-class luser has run our blockade of the UserFriendly jump node. We have vectored it's course to your immediate vicinity.
Psamtik: Acknowledged, Command. We will intercept the target.
Lambda 1 Transport: A luser just jumped in! It's Tonza!
Psamtik: Gunnery control, power up photon beam cannons. Commence plasma core insertion. Tonza, power down your computer now and surrender!
Tonza: Negative, Vasudan! I will not give up my lameness!
Psamtik: Surrender or be destroyed, Tonza.
Tonza: Your posturing insults us both, Vasudan.
Psamtik: As you wish. Gunnery control, open fire.
(A single beam-cannon blast later, Tonza explodes with the blue ring-flashes of fusion reactors going critial, leaving only fragments of metal.)
Psamtik: Wings Beta and Theta have been deployed. You are relieved of your escort, Alpha wing.
(With apologies to Volition Software for shamelessly ripping off one of their mission dialogues.)
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