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In SQL	by Nitsuj	2001-11-14 00:23:35
playing words with WHERE clause	by Scissors	2001-11-14 07:08:31
Select * From oracle, microsoft Where oracle.market_share > microsoft.market_share; SHOULD return sth like: in SUN niche-market in IBM mainframe markets -- though IBM might have an advantage there, not MS on ALL linux "farms" together ... since MS share THERE is zero (did i miss a big announcement) and oracle's is "something" You didn't ask WHERE oracle.market_share IS BIGGEST didn't you?
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