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Not for lack of trying, mind you by ouaff 2001-11-14 00:30:52
About the only real thing he's beaten Gates at is sleaze, due to the lobbying organizations, the dumpster diving private investigators, the need to land his private jet any time and place he damn well wants.

If Ellison has taught us anything, it's that if the rules aren't helping you, change the rules.

When IBM beat everyone at the database benchmarks using Win2k clusters, Ellison lobbied to have the benchmarking criteriae changed.

When he got chewed out for landing his jet during nighttime hours, he lobbied to have the local noise ordinances changed.

Finally, when guilty of easily as much price fixing, price gouging, contract exclusionism, and just plain anti-trustworthy nastiness, he had the balls to sic the feds on Microsoft using his private lobbying organizations.

I guess the #2 scumbag does try harder...
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  Pseudo-Latin alert! "Criteria" is fine. That's the by adiplomat2001-11-14 00:38:11
    *shrug* Fair enough by ouaff2001-11-14 00:40:50
      Whoops! How many walls have you bounced off? :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2001-11-14 00:49:41
        I tried a three-liter night once, on a twelve-hour by ouaff2001-11-14 01:09:34
      Heu... What is Code Red? (n/t) by SaleGamine2001-11-14 00:55:30
        That would be Mountain Dew by ouaff2001-11-14 01:08:25
          Ahhh, yes. This of course leads to : by SaleGamine2001-11-14 01:15:54
            They don't have that in Switzerland? by ouaff2001-11-14 01:22:48
            Mountain Dew is a soda drink that is yellow-green by adiplomat2001-11-14 01:24:43
              We have something called Red Bull instead by SaleGamine2001-11-14 01:39:25
                Red Bull gives you wiii-iings! by Didactylos2001-11-14 01:44:50
                  Not seen the adds. by SaleGamine2001-11-14 01:52:49
                    gives you wiiiings by Scissors2001-11-14 03:13:21
                We have that too... by shadoman242001-11-14 05:47:28
    Hey, adiplomat, ... by z1root2001-11-14 02:15:17
      ...common knowledge for anyone with by sonofabusch2001-11-14 06:31:12
        Are you sure? by Sehmket2001-11-14 06:51:10
          oops. by Sehmket2001-11-14 06:52:14
    Err, nope. by boni2001-11-14 02:32:02
    sorry fellas .. criterion is greek by DragonLady2001-11-14 02:34:20
      The what kind? by SaleGamine2001-11-14 02:46:02

 

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