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Is there anybody out there... by ladygeek2001-11-09 20:17:34
  The Official... by skeegenin 2001-11-09 20:38:26
Replace the Current Song In Your Head With Something Worse (Guaranteed) (ORCSIYHWSW(G)) post.

(this one's an old stand-by)

Killer Queen
by Queen

She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says, just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation, you can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
gunpowder, gelatine,
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation, she spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally, if you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen
gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite wanna try?

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild,wild
She's out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
wanna try?
[ Reply ]
    Now I bet you want that one out... by skeegenin2001-11-09 20:42:54
      or by nimdokk2001-11-09 20:44:30
      The Letter U and the Numeral 2 by nimdokk2001-11-09 20:46:47
    God Save the Queen by nimdokk2001-11-09 20:43:33

 

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