1) It's illegal to detonate any thermal nuclear device within Chicago city limits. (Does this means it's legal to detonate a non-thermal one? Or how about ight outside city limits? Is that okay??)
2) In Kentucky, it's illegal to put an icecream cone in your pocket. (I can think of better places to put an ice cream cone. *chomp*)
3) In Florida, it's illegal to cross the street on your hands. (Wouldn't you like to know why they came up with this one!)
4) In California, it's illegal to sneeze on a public roadway. You might scare the horses and cause them to panic.
5) In a state of which I've forgotten, It's illegal for a man to bein the same room as a woman who is not his wife or otherwise related by blood. (So if me and the girl next door are making out like mad on the couch, her parents darn well better be there, right?)
6) At the age of 19 in the United States, I can join the Army, fight for my country, die for my country, kill for my country, smoke cigarettes, and leave home. But I can't go down to the bingo hall and play bingo.
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