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Acute Insomnia | by Mew-ra | 2001-11-09 01:07:08 |
| alittle late but, . . . |
by Diesel |
2001-11-09 09:17:25 |
In the event it occurs tomorrow night, l've got possible solutions.
1) A cup of warm milk and a double dose of Alka-Seltzer plus cold medicine. The taste alone should take you down! :^)
2) Drink about a half a bottle of peppermint schnapps over the course of about 30 minutes. Drink it like it's coffee. Trust me, you'll be out of it in no time!
3) If you've got a member of the gender you're attracted to available who is willing, (I in no way want to advocate rape), then wake him/her up and f*** the s*** out of him/her. When you're done, well, you know, . . .
4) If 3 is not possible, then, in the words of Michael Jackson, "Beat It".
5) Turn on QVC.
6) Go and find a website that has the technical schematics of some processor and read them. Don't try to understand it, just read.
Good luck on tomorrow night, Mew-ra
Diesel |
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Ummm... | by Arcanaloth | 2001-11-09 12:04:02 |
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not to be an AOL'er but, . . . | by Diesel | 2001-11-09 12:48:35 |
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Not an AOL'er also, but... | by Arcanaloth | 2001-11-09 13:59:46 |
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Say "long time" when you hit 20 years, like me. (n/t) | by stoutman_2001 | 2001-11-09 16:17:32 |
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Sorry :/ | by stoutman_2001 | 2001-11-09 16:30:07 |
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