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Question of the Day! by kickstart2001-11-09 00:00:06
  there was this one time by sketcher 2001-11-09 00:42:20
that i was trapped in an old mining town and there were ghost pirates haunting the caves and scaring off tourists, well, i wanted to go, and i could sure tell that my dog didnt like it too much either, but my idiot friends all wanted to stay, and since they dont really care about my descision, i had to stay...

so anyways they wanted to check out these ghost pirates, and i was all like 'wtf?! staying is enough, but checking out the whole spook scene is not my bag'

and then fred (everyone likes him the most, i dont care too much for him, i think he's gay, i have never seen him withough his yellow neckerchief, and he doesnt even realize that daphne has the hots for him, lol, loser) well, anyways, he suggests that we all split up
so me an scoob go check out the hotel's free buffet and the rest of the gang went into the caves

me an scoob were scarfin down some shrimp when all of a sudden scoob went back for a refil on his coke and there was a big goon right in fron of him, the spectreous nightmare grabbed us, tied us up real tight, and then took us to a room in the caves where we were just left in, well... long story made not as long, velma found out it was the baker... he was covered in flour and he was really drunk
he was a mean drunk...
really mean, and it didnt help that he had been on a non stop drinking binge since he had initially gotten drunk
so he was sent off to rehab, and then we are told that he was in jail for about 3 months

well i gotta go now, we just got to the next town with a problem
and i have to see if this hotel has a free buffet
[ Reply ]
    *LART* that was shameless *LART* *LART* (n/t) by pecosdave2001-11-09 03:55:53
      shameless but also hilarious (n/t) by cristobal2001-11-09 09:51:58
        It was funny.........but he still needs a LARTing. by pecosdave2001-11-09 13:19:09

 

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