VIRUS ALERT VIRUS
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Please be advised that many of the virus warnings now in circulation are viruses. Do not open any e-mail message that claims to be a virus warning, as it may, in fact, be a virus warning virus. Also, many of the virus warning viruses are in fact virus warning virus warnings, which are not viruses, but rather warnings. However, it is possible that some of these virus warning virus warnings masquerading as virus warning viruses are, in fact, virus warning virus warning viruses.
To be perfectly safe, computer experts have advised that you not open any e-mail you receive and back away from your machine very, very slowly. Then, put your mouse down and run like hell.
The attached document, harddriveeraser.rtf, contains a concise list of all Virus Warning Viruses in existence. Do not open it. It may be a virus.
To let your friends, family, co-workers, and computer-illiterate grandparents know about this virus threat, just complete the form below and press “Send Warning”. We’ll take care of them.
—Bunk magazine
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