Driving your room mate crazy: Part II

• Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that she/he reimburse you.
• Shoot rubber bands at your mate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
• Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
• Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up and announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
• Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
• Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with, "Didja ever wonder why" Be creative.
• Always flush the toilet three times.
• Listen to radio static.
• Cover one of the walls with polaroids of fire hydrants from all over the city. Tell your roommate that you think that you were a dog in a former life. Stare lovingly at the photos, and make frequent trips to the bathroom.