hello and welcome to another exciting edion of "good morning"! today's headlines: yankees suck! for those that want more in-depth news and are too lazy to type in the addys yourselves, we have tech news and general news. also, for those seeking enlightenment, we have this, this, and this. today is november 5th, so, let's have today's holidays. tomorrow is also election day in the US, so remember to go out and vote in tomorrows local and state elections. vote people in and out of office and all that. if you don't, well, lying, cheating, crooked adulterers may get into office!
[pssst, steve, they do that anyways]
er, well, yeah, but the *wrong* crook may make it in!
[you just ended that sentence in a preposition]
of all the mpnkeys in the world, mine's an english major. yeesh. anyways, today's topic of debate. hmm. I promised I'd be insulting and rude, so, without further ado, the rude part: SEMPRINI!!!! and for those that need further explanation, well, I've little to say to you. stupid git.
now then, what's your favorite manner of insulting people? I don't mean leaning on the horn and swearing at them, no, I mean thoughtful, well worded, sharp, cutting insults. the kind that leaves them stammering incoherantly as their brain cartwheels. |
