| If it's all the same to you, that is. If I started calling you God, imagine the confusion that would erupt. Your phone would be ringing off the hook with prayers, your house would instantly be transformed into a church (house of God, remember?), and atheiests the world over would start killing themselves. After apologizing to you, of course. Theologists would be at your door constantly, wanting you to verify bits and pieces of various translations of the Bible, and suddenly everything that happens is your fault. No, I think Nea is better for everyone. You do look quite female, I must admit. I just figured you didn't wear a skirt because it was a wee bit chilly that night, never did I imagine you were packin' ALL the goods. Screw cookies, I've found something I like even better than those cookies. And it's less of a pain in the ass to make. :) |
