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Diplomatic answer help to a (l)user by Spisefisken 2001-10-10 00:20:54
Unfortunetaly my boss has said that I need to answer questions politely. A (l)user has asked when a certain solution is ready for her, and we have answered that nobody knows. Now she want's to know who she can go to instead.

The question. How do I reply in a nice way: "NOBODY, and shut the f*** up now, or I will definitely LART you"

Thomas - This question is one of those that adiplomat can't answer AFAIK

[ Reply ]
  Thats Easy by the stryder2001-10-10 00:24:29
    I get the last name by Spisefisken2001-10-10 00:29:25
      Drop the last "E"'s by the stryder2001-10-10 00:32:57
  Just tell her to... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 00:26:07
    Hmmmm...... by aix tom2001-10-10 08:06:06
    As an extra faith-deminisher.. by Eco2001-10-10 08:13:51
  Pardon me ma'am would you preffer by Halcyon2001-10-10 00:26:27
  I do it every day I work, Sir. I try to explain, by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:27:38
    Well I know by Spisefisken2001-10-10 00:30:52
      Yeah, unfortunately, I lie a lot. I'm sometimes by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:35:59
        How do I know that you are not lying by Spisefisken2001-10-10 00:37:17
          Deal with it **evil grin** (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:38:19
  The thing is ... by slamlander2001-10-10 01:07:28
    The other thing is... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 01:11:29
      That's called feature creep ... by slamlander2001-10-10 01:24:09
        BTW, that's when I make it a budget issue. (n/t) by slamlander2001-10-10 01:25:58
      Our main problem is by Spisefisken2001-10-10 01:24:17
        I hate double posting. I am sorry :´( (n/t) by Spisefisken2001-10-10 01:25:29
        Classic case of customer not knowing... by slamlander2001-10-10 01:36:53
          I have a boss to do those things by Spisefisken2001-10-10 01:46:11
      Our main problem is by Spisefisken2001-10-10 01:24:18
      There's a solution to that by chromatix2001-10-10 03:48:25
        Well, there's that, but... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 04:14:01
          Then they're from Mis'r'i ... by slamlander2001-10-10 09:13:31
  Solution by Y2KDragon2001-10-10 06:21:50
  A diplomatic solution(?) by Arcanum2001-10-10 06:50:49
    At even worse... by Eco2001-10-10 07:17:05
      Well, maybe by Arcanum2001-10-10 07:19:49
  Honestly? by ToolGeek2001-10-10 08:16:29
  Perhaps you could refer the person to this.. by ChicoScience2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Another explanation I came up with by Arcanum2001-10-10 09:26:38
      Do you really wonder why? by Arcanaloth2001-10-10 14:47:07
        Hehehehe by Arcanum2001-10-10 17:08:26
    Excellent URL, thanks. (n/t) by slamlander2001-10-10 14:10:06
  Maybe just a perfectly honest: by Eco2001-10-10 09:11:43

 

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