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Question of the Day! by kickstart 2001-10-10 00:01:04
By what criteria would you cull the human population? What percentage would be affected?

Kickstart

Send your QOTDs to qotd@userfriendly.org, because I'm just plain mean.

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  Do u really want me to answer that??? by Halcyon2001-10-10 00:03:05
    It does seem like a loaded question... by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:04:31
  Leave only the cool & interesting people by Nea2001-10-10 00:04:31
    Only the cool and interesting people? by brianm2001-10-10 02:07:36
    Bye bye technology! (n/t) by royr2001-10-10 10:13:58
      Why do you say that? by Nea2001-10-10 10:52:49
  I'm damned if I do, so I won't. Answer this, that by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:07:21
    Especially by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:09:19
  Death Pit by miark2001-10-10 00:09:39
    yes! (n/t) by Shanock2001-10-10 07:21:41
    Vulcan weapons. With the TOS fight music. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 09:08:50
  A World without marketing!!!!! by mckilla2001-10-10 00:10:45
  Criteria...??? by Bruin-WI2001-10-10 00:12:25
  Minimum 96%. by xcheopis2001-10-10 00:13:34
    "Gonna get the rest and LART them twice." by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:15:15
      You better not pout! You better not spam! by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 09:05:33
        She'll LART you when you're sleeping, by SouthpawPL2001-10-10 09:25:48
          Hey by Nea2001-10-10 10:50:42
            Stealin' it's more fun! 'Sides, what if she by adiplomat2001-10-10 11:34:20
              What competitor? It's already been established by xcheopis2001-10-10 15:13:50
                GodDESS, I hope. by nin_man2001-10-10 15:17:31
                  No, God is correct. by xcheopis2001-10-10 15:26:45
                    Is it? by nin_man2001-10-10 15:34:18
                      I'll solve the issue by Nea2001-10-10 16:04:25
                        I'll just stick with 'Nea' by nin_man2001-10-10 20:56:35
                          Well, what a tangled web I wove.... by adiplomat2001-10-10 22:05:20
            I was ass-uming that you two would be working by SouthpawPL2001-10-10 14:47:24
              They always work together. by nin_man2001-10-10 14:57:08
              No, we are partners. (n/t) by xcheopis2001-10-10 15:05:21
  People who misinterpret everything you say by Frapazoid2001-10-10 00:14:40
    Friend, they're right here on the board... (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:16:05
    We could start with by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:17:00
      Or remove you first...**LARTs Whiplash again** (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:20:27
        But ya fail to grasp one simple technicality by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:24:04
          well then, how about a GARP? by sonofabusch2001-10-10 00:30:00
            It is so nice to be wanted! by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:33:00
              Sando and the Diplomat's Daughter of Dr Jekyll (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:35:17
                A Galaxy Far Far Away for the Day (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:41:19
                  4 U: "The End of the Day, Dudley Do-right!" (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:43:20
                    Mom and Dad Saved the World According to Garp (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:48:05
                      EEEEyaaaahhh. Some one call Starry Knight... FAST by mekkanik_mike2001-10-10 01:28:12
                        I was just providing the service by Whiplash2001-10-10 01:30:56
                          yeah, sure... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-10 01:34:01
                            Multi-Phasic particle storm. (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 01:42:55
                              Yeah I think that is it... by Whiplash2001-10-10 01:53:56
                            I think we should have a daily by Whiplash2001-10-10 01:55:00
                        what's the deal on the movie titles... by drlnikki2001-10-10 01:42:00
                          Kickstart posted it as a QOTD a few days ago by Whiplash2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            How the Grinch Stole A Charlie Brown Christmas (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 01:58:34
                              A Few Good Men In Tights (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:00:33
                                The Seven Superhuman Samauri Syber Squad (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:07:39
                                Gladiator 65000 (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:11:01
                                How Stella Got Her Emperors New Groove Back (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:14:20
                                Wild Things About Harry (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:15:41
                                12 Monkeys Wag the Dog (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 02:16:26
                                No Way Back To The Future (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:19:39
                                Little Women and A Few Good Men by adiplomat2001-10-10 02:08:13
                                The Dead Pool, A Few Good Men (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 02:10:37
                                Planet of A Few Good Men In Tights (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 02:13:37
                  Three Men and a Baby Doll Forever (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 00:43:41
              {dramatic chord} by IByte2001-10-10 15:16:11
          Ya gotta point. **SLARTs Whiplash** (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:30:31
            geekfight!!! geekfight!!! by sonofabusch2001-10-10 00:33:26
              Geekfight Club? by Y2KDragon2001-10-10 06:12:58
                *slap* *poke* by ToolGeek2001-10-10 09:25:29
          You gave them your home phone number?! by ToolGeek2001-10-10 07:41:31
            Nope by Nea2001-10-10 10:56:27
              Grumble grumble... by Whiplash2001-10-10 21:28:15
  Randomly dropping neutrino bomb... by Halcyon2001-10-10 00:16:07
    "Neutrino" bomb...? by erlando2001-10-10 00:30:18
      thanks.... by Halcyon2001-10-10 00:33:19
        Ok then, into the soylent green machine. (n/t) by ToolGeek2001-10-10 07:44:13
      Problem with that is... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 01:07:41
        In the words of John Updike by IByte2001-10-10 15:23:40
      It would take.... by DrkTmp1ar2001-10-10 08:03:15
  Translation of this question please by Spisefisken2001-10-10 00:17:12
    Into the machine. There you go.... (n/t) by ToolGeek2001-10-10 07:45:57
  Thank You For Calling by the stryder2001-10-10 00:18:05
    ROFL! LART-weilding? (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 00:19:16
      Map IP to GPS Location by the stryder2001-10-10 00:23:01
        Best Idea Yet by Y2KDragon2001-10-10 06:14:42
          Yes, you can ... by Beorn2001-10-10 17:41:02
    ROFL by ZigSauer2001-10-10 01:52:23
  No one has the right to take another's life... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 00:22:00
    Trigun! Woot! LOVE & PEACE!! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 06:26:24
      Yay! For Love & Peace :) by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 07:17:25
        Man, you do suck at it. by ToolGeek2001-10-10 07:47:49
          So... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-10 08:03:34
            The Soylent Green Machine. by ToolGeek2001-10-10 09:26:48
    U R Wrong! by slamlander2001-10-10 23:43:46
  100% ? by whybird2001-10-10 00:29:06
    sounds like the agent in Matrix... (n/t) by sonofabusch2001-10-10 00:36:22
    Me by Spisefisken2001-10-10 01:36:49
      And yet you keep living! Lead by example, already! by SouthpawPL2001-10-10 10:12:53
        I hope it's not me by Spisefisken2001-10-10 15:40:04
  that depends by Famanoran2001-10-10 00:34:46
  Mmmmm by mekkanik_mike2001-10-10 00:37:43
    So You Have Plan Now, EH? by the stryder2001-10-10 00:39:55
      oh yeah? by mekkanik_mike2001-10-10 00:46:13
  kill em all, but only if they are naugthy. by lc_wallstrom2001-10-10 00:57:33
    Don't you think you'd get tired of by SouthpawPL2001-10-10 12:46:43
    Does that mean by Nea2001-10-10 15:45:28
      With whipped cream, and a cherry in your navel. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 15:55:24
        Of course by Nea2001-10-10 16:21:38
          What! No butter and PVC pants? The Horror! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 22:12:21
          I remember that conversation! (n/t) by Whiplash2001-10-10 23:01:19
  First, we eliminate the lawyers ... by slamlander2001-10-10 02:06:20
    ______________ (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 02:14:50
      That many huh? by Whiplash2001-10-10 02:16:55
        The idea is to eliminate conflict? (n/t) by slamlander2001-10-10 09:26:50
  Very tricky question... by chromatix2001-10-10 03:14:06
    Regarding your second round by Beorn2001-10-10 16:49:59
      true but.. by Arienadean2001-10-10 18:10:22
  Arrogant techies and stupid people by poophead2001-10-10 05:39:46
    My, my. Wonder who he could be speaking to? by adiplomat2001-10-10 06:02:22
      don't worry, its not u (n/t) by poophead2001-10-10 06:05:18
  Not culling, but a "reduction in force" by gila_monster2001-10-10 05:40:02
    I'll promise to die...someday (n/t) by sonofabusch2001-10-10 07:29:10
      That's retirement, not a RIF. (n/t) by gila_monster2001-10-10 15:29:52
  Radical weight loss program... by Y2KDragon2001-10-10 06:07:10
    Do a Google search on IQ-related areas by adiplomat2001-10-10 07:24:04
      Well... by Arienadean2001-10-10 11:11:22
        What IQ tests measure by Beorn2001-10-10 17:21:28
    hmm... by Arienadean2001-10-10 10:58:36
  Here's the plan.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 06:18:47
    B Ark ? by Y2KDragon2001-10-10 06:48:08
      but...but.... by sonofabusch2001-10-10 07:24:53
        **Long-distance LART as he picks up phone** (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 07:30:01
    Lars Ulrich... not james hetfield by poophead2001-10-10 08:01:54
      Take them both. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 08:05:56
    A comet? by special_ed2001-10-10 08:11:59
  Hey wait a minute... by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 06:30:46
    It's a start...waitaminit, we NEED more of you! by adiplomat2001-10-10 07:07:50
      If you want *me* to have kids,... by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 08:20:04
        not wanting any or legal reasons? by SD Maruko-kun2001-10-10 08:55:34
          Well mainly I just don't want any. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 08:58:11
            It would be YOUR job to fight against by adiplomat2001-10-10 09:21:10
              I guess it depends on where you are by Arienadean2001-10-10 10:50:39
              At this point in my life... by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 12:58:51
                Still... by nin_man2001-10-10 14:27:26
      As much as we all like Gill... by nin_man2001-10-10 10:05:54
        whoops, hold that clone... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 12:52:54
  I dont like this thread. by Shanock2001-10-10 07:28:52
    Hmmmm, time for a change? :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 07:34:01
  Let's See by rwrannells2001-10-10 07:56:04
  Oh, my plan's already failed. by nin_man2001-10-10 07:58:17
    Hey, I'm doing my part. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 08:11:00
    Hm. by special_ed2001-10-10 08:17:06
      As Nea pointed out... by nin_man2001-10-10 10:08:16
        Being immortal is not a problem. by royr2001-10-10 10:23:04
  it'll happen naturally by eoj2001-10-10 07:59:25
    agreed (n/t) by grovella2001-10-10 08:34:48
  Anyone who uses "always" or "never". by ToolGeek2001-10-10 08:02:20
    Green Machine? by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 08:09:41
    OK, I'll never use the word "always" ... ooops :) (n/t) by bugarup2001-10-10 13:32:49
      Ok then. by ToolGeek2001-10-10 14:29:26
  SUV Drivers, to start with. by ChicoScience2001-10-10 08:20:39
    You are too kind. by royr2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Because vans are ugly. by nin_man2001-10-10 14:24:19
        Touche. by royr2001-10-10 17:08:04
          Not at all. by nin_man2001-10-10 20:23:29
  Side note: More Education = Less Sex by ChicoScience2001-10-10 08:27:36
    Breeding for stupidity. by royr2001-10-10 11:45:07
    There you have it, folks! by nin_man2001-10-10 14:30:07
    Not What I Learned by rwrannells2001-10-10 15:21:10
      Dangit. by nin_man2001-10-10 15:38:44
      This fits with what I thought too. by flamebait2001-10-10 15:50:36
        So Stephen Hawking...? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 15:52:44
          God, I hope not! Pity him, if so... (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-10 21:57:44
  people who refuse to think for themselves. by Dwargon2001-10-10 09:16:34
    Yeah! What he said!! (n/t) by SouthpawPL2001-10-10 13:27:25
    agreed (n/t) by Shanock2001-10-10 14:40:22
  Chumming for trolls. by royr2001-10-10 10:16:51
  Minimal culling; Major sterilizations. by flamebait2001-10-10 10:58:19
    I think your pseudonym is well chosen. (nt) by Beorn2001-10-10 15:20:57
      Care to elaborate? (n/t) by flamebait2001-10-10 15:25:02
        Well... by Beorn2001-10-10 16:25:00
  I wanna judge each individually. by Kickstart2001-10-10 14:47:10
    How long do you plan on living? by nin_man2001-10-10 14:54:30
      No-time-null-space by flamebait2001-10-10 15:17:18
        Yes, yes. by nin_man2001-10-10 15:27:31
          Perhaps we can work a solution here.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 15:33:46
            1001 Kickstarts? by nin_man2001-10-10 15:36:25
              Sounds like it would make a good Disney movie too. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 15:39:54
                Dump them in the no-time-null-space? by flamebait2001-10-10 15:46:36
                  Or send them a few zillion years into the future (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 15:50:26
                    what if the people from the future.... by feralthalid2001-10-10 20:40:34
                      Who wouldn't want 1000 pet Kickstarts? by nin_man2001-10-10 21:00:13
                Do it the well-tried way. by Beorn2001-10-10 15:58:53
                  I still vote for The B Ark solution. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 16:00:29
            Hmmm...If you put an infinite number of Kickstarts by adiplomat2001-10-10 21:52:46
    *scribbles notation on list* by xcheopis2001-10-10 15:01:44
      The more you keep... by flamebait2001-10-10 15:21:57
        Not if one of your requirements... by skeegenin2001-10-10 20:45:29
  The B Ark by Stavros2001-10-10 15:01:39
    um... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-10 15:11:47
    I don't agree. by Beorn2001-10-10 15:46:35

 

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