Well, first of all, there's the katanas over the mantle, then there's the Ti-chi (sp?) sword over his comp, the staffs in the corner, not to mention the cute little dagger he picked up at the flea market. Oh, wait, the question is what *would* we attack them with, not what *have* we attacked them with…
You have to understand; my man and I have an…intriguing relationship. And, I’ve never actually hurt him. Though once, he landed a roundhouse kick squarely on my chest when I wasn’t paying attention (so I didn’t block). That was painful. And he got no goodnight kiss, either. |