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NPOTD by mekkanik_mike 2001-10-08 00:48:29
Sheeeesh sometimes a guy gotta do everything...

What would be your weapon of choice if it came to LARTing your SO?

Come, have with the suggestions please..... you know where to send em.

[ Reply ]
  First of all it would require me to get a SO by Spisefisken2001-10-08 00:55:25
    you can imagine by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:18:38
  Biohazard by endless2001-10-08 00:55:29
  If you can bring yourself to do it, ALWAYS by adiplomat2001-10-08 00:58:27
    hmmm by Arienadean2001-10-08 01:04:35
      It's so evil it belongs in Pitr's book! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:10:32
        It has other intresting effects too by Arienadean2001-10-08 01:16:21
          Ouch! All paranoids can tell you about the by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:18:30
            Actually by Arienadean2001-10-08 01:26:26
  a pillow ;-) (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:00:16
    say no more....(n/t) by sonofabusch2001-10-08 06:21:30
  As was amply demonstrated today; by xcheopis2001-10-08 01:12:44
    Oh, dare we enquire as to specifics? by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:16:54
      ok... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:28:07
        That's the first LART I've taken for THAT by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:30:55
          cmon... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:32:06
            I'm trying, wish I could accomodate, but by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:34:40
              I know how to compensate for that... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:38:58
      Sorry, no. by xcheopis2001-10-08 01:30:12
        It were a joke, sorry. I should've left that one by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:32:48
          ever heard of parametric scaling? by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:33:30
          I'm not the one in need of cheering. by xcheopis2001-10-08 01:35:39
            Should someone be calling 911? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:37:44
            Well, I may get a well-deserved LART on this by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:39:00
              No, no, no. by xcheopis2001-10-08 01:51:08
                I define "today" as "I've woken up and by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:54:09
    Brrr. by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:17:38
      I still prefer my trusty pillow-lart. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:20:14
        whomp? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:27:22
          *paf!* (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:30:06
            hey.. no fair. by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:31:24
        Welcome, Your Blurriness! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:28:57
          *yawn* Good Morning by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:33:37
            You Canadians. <sigh> always gotta be first...:+) (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:35:36
              yup by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:38:26
                "*turkey belch*" EWWWW! by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:40:36
                  trust me... by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:42:58
                    what ~is~ TMI? (n/t) by mr.coffee2001-10-08 01:45:45
                      Too Much Info. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:46:41
                        Gillian as Jack Nicholson..;.EEWWWW! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:48:18
                          what is a jack nicholson? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:53:30
                            A bad American actor. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:56:11
                              Actually... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:57:26
                              try his earlier work... by sonofabusch2001-10-08 08:02:44
                              You ever danced with the devil in the pale by kinslay3r2001-10-08 14:17:15
                                monlight=moonlight by kinslay3r2001-10-08 14:18:29
                                ** Speleng Natsee surfaces ** by adiplomat2001-10-08 18:26:51
                                OK OK that's enough by kinslay3r2001-10-08 19:26:16
                                before i leave iowa by nimdokk2001-10-08 20:11:33
                                Also makes a good LART (n/t) by kinslay3r2001-10-08 20:30:02
                                yes - it would by nimdokk2001-10-08 20:51:42
                                Depends. If I had another day like today by kinslay3r2001-10-08 20:57:11
  Hmmm I don't know it depends on why by Arienadean2001-10-08 01:22:42
    ALL GOOD IDEAS BUT... by dire_lobo2001-10-08 10:07:56
      Well... (explaination) by Arienadean2001-10-08 12:50:06
  Reason by Illiad2001-10-08 01:37:59
    AAAAaaaaaah.... finally graced by the lord of UF by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:41:01
      Oh, please? You'd THRILL certain by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:42:58
        mee? you mean lil ol me? by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:44:16
          Too late...:+) (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:47:14
            hey wait.. by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:48:20
              incurable? maybe? (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-08 01:50:04
                nah... (xcheopis: help. I need to borrow your wit) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:52:33
                  Ok, how about In... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-08 01:58:16
                    to quote the famo(u)s tiger Hobbes: by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:59:14
                  Um, insupportable? by xcheopis2001-10-08 01:59:06
                    here's a quick snapshot by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:02:20
                      Hah, well, since this is the NPOTD, by xcheopis2001-10-08 02:12:09
                        <Beavis>hehuhuh she said "mount" hehehuh</Beavis> (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 02:15:07
                          <Butthead>Shutup Beavis</Butthead> (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-08 02:18:05
                            how come those names ring a bell? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:19:14
                              hehehuhuh.. watch more MTV, dude. hhuhhuhehhe (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 02:20:26
                                Bah! Humbug! by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:26:28
                                Good. MTV rots your brain. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 02:28:16
                                The Maxx... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-08 02:29:39
                                'cool stuff' ?? by sonofabusch2001-10-08 06:43:33
                                They quit making Beavis and Butthead episodes :( by kinslay3r2001-10-08 14:21:02
                                ....thank God... (n/t) by sonofabusch2001-10-08 16:08:08
                            Reminds me of the "frustrated" geek who by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:19:59
                              yeesh by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:23:36
                                Well, I didn't know! Yeesh, this guy's from by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:28:11
                                well usually I dont... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:30:33
                                and unusually you are? by SD Maruko-kun2001-10-08 03:10:08
                        now i gotta get this straight by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:16:48
                          Oh, yeah, it is... Maybe my post below will help.. (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:21:58
                        How about incorrigible? (n/t) by pengeek2001-10-08 10:16:38
    Illiad does the NPOTD? Correct me if I'm wrong,.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:41:20
      hey.... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:42:52
        The Devil... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-08 01:48:30
          That is a bit deep! by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:50:38
            Maybe... by Tars_Tarkas2001-10-08 01:56:35
              heyyy.... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:00:06
        I am right here Mike by Whiplash2001-10-08 23:01:42
          wait till you see the one I got lined up for by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 23:38:25
      Just curious, was that a certain movie title by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:51:34
        I hadn't even thought of that by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:54:36
          Ok I am outa here. by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:56:15
            innocent? pshaw! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:57:15
              atleast I am by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:58:18
                Let's just say that "Debbie Does Dallas" by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:01:27
                  Actually by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:03:18
                  *psst!* by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 02:03:57
                    I think he's trying to enlighten me... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:05:04
                      Sorry, Gill but Mike's not only fairly innocent, by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:08:41
                        yeah poor me... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:15:25
    Manipulation... Hmmm... Blur, you're on deck! by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:46:38
      Fire away ;) by Illiad2001-10-08 01:47:39
        An old Civil War (US) joke "Which one's Will?" (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 01:49:30
          i think your will would be a nice place to start.. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:51:15
        Long time since you grace the board by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 01:49:32
        Hmmm... Alrighty then.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:49:54
    I've done that too by Arienadean2001-10-08 01:52:01
    What?!? You don't like manipulation? by xcheopis2001-10-08 01:56:16
      I'm sure you could find many willing volunteers by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 01:59:21
        One dented and mad mekkanik by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:00:52
        M'am, yes M'am! Reporting as volunteer! by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:03:32
          OY diplomat... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:06:14
            Yup! and likely will try it soon. (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:09:16
    What?!? No control games? by xcheopis2001-10-08 02:09:36
      x cheopis, innuendo pro! by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 02:13:01
        Whew! This Internet stuff really IS as by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:17:02
          *looks around* by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:18:10
            too late by Da_Ediot2001-10-08 10:42:49
              Mmmm by Sehmket2001-10-08 11:13:23
          Ow! by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 02:18:33
        It's not the zipper. by xcheopis2001-10-08 02:29:21
          May I be of assistance? ;) (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:35:26
          Then I'll get a ... by Talon07202001-10-08 09:14:57
            Bah by Sehmket2001-10-08 10:10:42
      <frustrated libido>Where's my Transporter by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:14:21
        But those are the best kind! (n/t) by xcheopis2001-10-08 02:31:48
          What was that chick's name in History of by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:44:32
            Madeline Kahn by nimdokk2001-10-08 15:31:15
              see also 'Blazing Saddles' and by sonofabusch2001-10-08 16:11:44
                also by nimdokk2001-10-08 17:55:06
                  Yeah, but... by wheresthefish2001-10-08 18:02:31
                    hehe by nimdokk2001-10-08 20:04:33
                  now, now.... by sonofabusch2001-10-08 18:29:53
                    hmm by nimdokk2001-10-08 20:08:24
              Yeah! I meant the dancer's character name! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 23:26:54
      Ma'am by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:14:44
        It's this darn top by xcheopis2001-10-08 02:34:24
          Ooooooh.... by mekkanik_mike2001-10-08 02:41:57
            ::Runs screaming:: (n/t) by Sehmket2001-10-08 08:00:59
              yes, brrrrrr... by SD Maruko-kun2001-10-08 09:58:57
          I hear saliva works well for that sort of thing. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-10-08 17:01:44
            Heh. by IByte2001-10-08 17:10:58
              *Wipes chin* by wheresthefish2001-10-08 17:26:55
      hopefully those aren't the clothes... by SD Maruko-kun2001-10-08 04:04:45
        You are right. I heard no mention of clothes by adiplomat2001-10-08 07:14:11
    very wise by mr.coffee2001-10-08 02:10:32
    Constant struggle, eh? by xcheopis2001-10-08 02:23:34
      Circuits failing...{crackle}{fizz}{pop}!!! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-10-08 02:26:11
  In case of my... by mpicklesimer2001-10-08 05:22:26
    you never heard the old rule about by sonofabusch2001-10-08 08:21:44
      um yeah... by Ma Petite2001-10-08 13:58:13
  I hate to sound clueless but.... by DrkTmp1ar2001-10-08 07:31:49
    Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (n/t) by migiizis2001-10-08 07:42:27
  Where to start...? by Sehmket2001-10-08 07:41:18
  Can't imagine doing... by dire_lobo2001-10-08 09:24:18
    He didn't say ex-*... those are special ... by slamlander2001-10-08 12:20:28
  LARTing your SO is a good way to lose your SO (n/t) by slamlander2001-10-08 12:14:12
    Depends on what and why by Arienadean2001-10-08 13:39:39
      And there are times that a mild to moderate by adiplomat2001-10-08 18:20:42
  A spanking! a spanking! (n/t) by wheresthefish2001-10-08 14:23:35
    some like that by Arienadean2001-10-08 14:33:54
      hmm second thought... by Arienadean2001-10-08 14:38:18
        Errr... No. by wheresthefish2001-10-08 14:43:15
        Umm, I think you mean "Married with Children" by IByte2001-10-08 15:00:12
          Yea I did by Arienadean2001-10-08 15:30:29
          'Married...with children' (n/t) by sonofabusch2001-10-08 16:15:14
  Oh Oh, I know! by Whiplash2001-10-08 22:41:18

 

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