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DISATSER STRIKES by hauk2001-09-11 06:43:01
  holy fsck! :-( by SD Maruko-kun2001-09-11 07:22:46
    Seconded. (n/t) by wheresthefish2001-09-11 07:34:07
      Killing them slowly by rluke2001-09-11 09:10:06
        How can you do that without martyring them? (n/t) by wheresthefish2001-09-11 09:15:35
          Martyer, we don't need not stinking martyers by rluke 2001-09-11 09:39:02
Ok, pigs and pork products are very much a taboo within the Islamic religion, and dying in such a manner would leave them so polluted as to be unaccecptable in the eyes of GOD, so they wouldn't be able to get into heaven. Now maybe the small fry who actually dies in the attack gets to go to heaven, but if the the Big Dog who funded and sent them when caught gets smothered in pig fat, a stick up his a** and set a flame like a weinee roast, dying with pork byproducts in his mouth. I think most moslems would believe that, that person wouldn't get to heaven.

You can't have a Martyer if they can't get to Heaven.
[ Reply ]
            You forget... by wheresthefish2001-09-11 09:54:53
              Perhaps by rluke2001-09-11 10:11:51
                Haven't you seen 'HANNIBAL'? by SouthpawPL2001-09-11 11:04:57
                  Or "Snatch" (n/t) by rluke2001-09-11 12:00:03

 

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