-So what's up...?
-Lesse now, the sky, damn lot of clouds, and some geese?
-Why do I even bother?
-You are bored. Admit it.
-Why dyu think I'm hanging with you?
-You couldn't get a date if your life depended on it.
-I know. It's a shame.
-You admit it?
-Yep. As long as I'm stuck with a nincompoop like you I don't stand a chance.
-You called me a what?
-Golden words are not repeated.
-Grr.
-Had your rabies shots?
-Come close enough and I'll give you a few shots.
-You and what army?
-I suppose DL or ol' sketch might lend me one of their mpnkeys.
-That'll be the day!
-You don't believe it?
-Of course I don't. When was the last time someone lent you something?
-Mmmmmmmmm....
-Think. I'll grab some lunch while you are at it.
-Lunch? Why didn't you tell me it's lunch time?
-You still a kid or something? Can't you read that tiny little clock that sits in the bottom left of your screen?
-My task bar is on auto-hide.
-Excuses. You can't even find a rhino under a pine needle.
-Prove it.
-I don't have to prove something I know.
-Hah! Smarty pants.
-Thanks for the compliment.
-Aaaaaahhhh! Why do I get into stuff like this?
-I don't know. But if you dont lay off, I'll have to start chucking 2X4s.
-If I throw a stick, will you leave?
-That depends.
-On what?
-On if you'll be able to throw a stick far enough, once Im finished with ya.
-Grrr.
-There you go again.
-What's the point of this?
-Trying to see how long I can talk to myself.