-stupid car...
- what?
-my car
 it is a cool car an all that... 
 but it keeps breaking... 
 i had to replace the oil & i
 constantly have to replace the
 power steering fluid 
- why dont you just take it to
 an auto shop for it to get fixed?
-i want to, but my dad is a cop
 and he has a cop freind who likes
 to work on cars... so i have to
 take it to him for some dumb
 reason...
 and every freakin time he works
 on it he does an ok job... but
 something else breaks >:|
- hmm... crappy...
  told your dad yet?
-yeah... he doesnt do crap about
 it though... cept for take it back
 to 'mr fit it(and break something
 else in the process of fixing it
 and then just leave the problem
 and let it get worse so he can
 have a repeat coustomer... cause
 my dad only goes to him cause he
 likes to fix cars... he might mor
 be mr super mechanic... but he
 does it for cheaper... even though
 he frickin rapes me and my dad's
 wallet every single time.)'
- back on the pipe?
-shut up...
- well... im just sayin you might
 want to switch to decaf or something...
-but i will lose my super powers...
*ring ring*
 -hello?
 [mpnkey]- HI
 -oh hi...
 [mpnkey]- IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
 -shut up... when are you coming back?
 [mpnkey]- IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
 -hmmm... why yes it is my good sir
 [mpnkey]- WELL WHY DONT YOU GO CATCH IT?!
 -do you have a smelly finger?
 [mpnkey]- *sniff sniff* YUP... 
 -well stop scratchin your ass and eating
 legos over at dl's place...
 [mpnkey]- BUT SHE DOESNT BUGGY WHIP ME
 -neither do i
 [mpnkey]- POINT TAKEN... OH... HOLD ON
 GOTTA GO... 
 -bye... come back
*click*
- who was that?
-big d
- is he coming back?
-dunno
- oh
-yeah
- so uhh... will we be venturing into the
 outback to get back the big demon?
-tis a possibility 
 hmmm...
- what now?
-there's a bug in my keyboard...
 a weevle of some sort