If Illiad's Canadians and Maggie's Microsoft security forces met on the field of battle, with the Russians prepared to fight one side, but not strong enough to overcome both, I could force them all to hammer out a truce!
On second thought, that sounded like a lot of work. It'd be a lot simpler to leave the status quo, pretend to be sick, steal the guard's gun, and elope with Miranda. The problems of two little people may only amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, but in some countries beans are a valuable form of currency.
I lay down on the floor, moaning loudly. "OOOOOHHHHWWWWWWWWHHHH!!!!!! I think I'm getting cramps from flying over the border so fast! I might not make it! Help! He----!"
Silently, I waited for a few moments. This trick never failed, no matter how disciplined the guards... Finally, I heard a -click- and ____________________ |
