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The Competitive Fiction Thread (Revivified)! by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "You sure you dont wanna visit the lab, old boy? by mekkanik_mike2001-07-24 02:01:55
    Part 10: The winter of my discontent by brion2001-07-24 02:29:08
      Toolkit! by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The real reason I left MI6 all those years ago. by brion2001-07-24 03:04:24
          CD-Mailers? by mekkanik_mike2001-07-24 03:37:14
            A book of Illiad's cartoons and a dossier by brion2001-07-24 04:07:09
              Gotta Light? by mekkanik_mike2001-07-24 04:19:09
                "To UF Media, of course!" by brion 2001-07-24 04:40:02
The hairs on the back of my neck stood up, whether from fear or from caffeine overdose I couldn't be sure. I frowned doubtfully. "But the dossier said there were armed guards and barbed wire all around--"

"Say no more!" the old man cut me off, "We're going in through the net -- that's your specialty inn't?" He turned to me, as if accusing me of being less competent than I remembered myself being from my spy days, fifteen years ago.

"Well, uh, of course. I just thought with the pickup truck you meant--"

He rolled his eyes. Clearly he felt he had no more time to waste on fools, and I was dangerously close to being in that category. As the truck bounced over the Canadian roadways, he worked a panel on the dashboard, and some kind of network port opened up. "You brought your laptop and the Illiad data files, right?"

"Uh, yeah, how'd you--"

"Plug it in and we'll get to work. With the access codes in that source dump, we can infiltrate their top-secret ARS system and know what they're up to in there before we go blazing in." He glanced as his watch for a millisecond as he dodged oncoming traffic. "We've got 6 minutes and fifteen seconds, get hackin'."

I jacked in the machine, popped in the CD with the stolen data, and started grepping for ARS. Thanks to a combination of misconfigured server software on Hypermegadatadyne's systems and the power outage, I was able to recover their private keys from a swap file. A quick connection via our secret MI12 wireless satellite broadband 'net connection, and we were into the sixth-level secret section of the ARS system.

Two minutes to go. I was about to click Building Security Preferences, when a name caught my eye in the top-level thread list. It was ________________________!
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                  SexyKismet! by SouthpawPL2001-07-24 17:42:04
                    Vanilla ice cream with ketchup. by brion2001-07-24 23:12:24
                      [Continued] by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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