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Extreme Bumper Stickers...	by mekkanik_mike	2001-07-19 00:21:31
Add yours too... Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism-EAT ME! God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. Keep honking while I reload. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G? Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Alright ...	by Slamlander	2001-07-19 00:55:27
Here's one...	by Arcanum	2001-07-19 03:46:37
Is it just me, or have you been missing? (n/t)	by mekkanik_mike	2001-07-19 04:14:24
You haven't been missing	by justncase	2001-07-19 10:38:04
Here's a good one	by Y2KDragon	2001-07-19 04:49:45
How about...	by nimdokk	2001-07-19 05:13:12
Avoid the Gates of Hell!	by schneigl	2001-07-19 06:37:09
My favorites	by wonder.slug	2001-07-19 09:01:02
Rush is Right Fat (n/t)	by Fromeo	2001-07-19 11:56:15

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