or at least my troop was...
'hey kids, lets go on a hike... you have to go to 15 meetings first, so that we can say lots of boring crap... we will then, plan out everything and decide what we will have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... and you can have some natural crap for a snack... and if anyone happens to get hurt on the hike, we cant put it in the schedule to get you some help, so we will (with all our medical training, put a splint on it, wrap a t shirt around the splint, treat you for shock, give you lots of water, see if you have been bitten by a snake, survey the scene, and then ignore you cries of 'its only a scratch!' also, all this crap will make it hard for you to hike, we wont let you take it off, and you cant hike at your own pace, sooo, we will yell at you for being slow and lazy, when you say anything in your defence, you will be laughed at, and the head jerk will take something of yours, and then when we get to the camp, you will have to sleep with the most annoying, wets the bed, and is scared of anything, and who also happens to be flaming gey, but hasnt been kicked out of the troop yet cause his parents are big contributers, and you think he 'likes' you and wants to 'like' you at that moment, so you just sit there in your sleeping bag keeping an eye on your tent mate, and you wish you could take off that damn mess they put on your leg... >:('
i hate scouts... |
