Well, may not have been my very first word, but the most recounted word used in my infant vocab. As the story goes, I got drunk off of wine in the high chair. Being from puerto rico and not know english until after I moved stateside (Note to public school: just because I don't speak english doesn't mean I'm retarded. It just means I never spoke it before. Morons)... I used the spanish word for wine, vino. And there I was, waving an empty tumbler of wine, strapped into a high chair squeeling "Viiiiiiiiinoooooooo" drunk off my gourd.
Yep, the beginnings of an alcoholic. Now where's my MD20/20...
Ciao, C.Sc. |
