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Question of the Day! by kickstart2001-05-27 00:01:05
  Make Money Fast 2021!!!!! by bradorsomething 2001-05-27 18:53:20
Dear Friend and "Future" Associate:

Never before has it been so easy AND LEGAL to make money in the future!

I received an email the other day telling me about a new way to make money while sitting at home in the comfort of your own sim-environment. I was skeptical... so I forwarded it to the AOL/Time Warner/United States Department of Justice. The response I got was astonishing:

"Yes, this is a legal way to make money in the future! I have tried it and my PayPal World Currency Account is brimming with credits! I highly recommend posting your account information AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE to the listed ip addresses, and wait for YOUR account to change dramatically as well!

[Signed]

Eleet Doode
Legal Department
AOL.Time Warner Dept. of Justice"

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How it works is simple:

1) Post your PayPal World Currency account number at the five addresses listed below.

2) Remove the last address and post YOUR address and password at the top of the list. Then send the (revised) list to the WorldSpam server for forwarding to EVERYONE WHO OWNS A MICRO$OFT PRODUCT. (Some people say that there are a few people who have computers and don't use Micro$oft products... but these people must not know anything about computers!)

3) Wait for your account balance to change.

THAT'S ALL YOU DO!

If you've read this far and are excited about this new and LEGAL way to make money, you are probably also a subscriber to AOL. Here are several OTHER users of AOL who have used this method and have amazing credit balances!

Ed H., New Delhi, India - "I used this and I was amazed. I have never seen such amazing tactics used to make money!"

Steve J., Moon Penal Colony 12 - "When I got sent up here to the moon for kicking Bill Gates' dog, I thought I'd never be happy again. But now I have a steady income and may be able to buy parole soon! Thanks!"

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<if you think you received this email in error, it is *you* that is wrong. The WorldSpam Server sees ALL!>
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