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Question of the Day! | by kickstart | 2001-05-27 00:01:05 |
| Announcing the Ginsu 2022!! |
by The_Dead_Walk |
2001-05-27 07:00:56 |
Yes, we are back again and the latest incarnation of the GinsuTM knife has been upgraded to take you through to the next millenium.
The Ginsu 2022TM now features a mono-molecular ceramic blade.
It now slices through the toughest gristle with ease, as well as the counter top and anything else in its way.
Not only will it help your cullinary skills but it doubles as a home defense device.
Just think, someone just broke into your kitchen while you're preparing the evening meal. He waves his Blast 'O Matic 2021TM in your face and demands for you to hand over all your cred sticks. What do you do? Why you just calmly slice his pea shooter in half with just ONE wave of you trusty Ginsu 2022TM! You could then start to carve up the second course of you well balanced meal.
Now I bet your your asking yourself, "Where can I get mine?"
Well for a limited time only you can order direct from the company straight through your Playstation 9000TM!
Now your thinking, "I'm going to have to take out a 5th loan on my cubicle just to purchase one." WRONG!
The Ginsu 2022TM can be yours for the low, low price of only 200 easy payments of 3,000 NewCreds/each.
And, if you order now, we'll throw in a years supply of Lever 2000TM absolutely free!!!! For all 2000 of your parts.
RoncoTM Companies are not responsible for any accidental or intentional damage caused by improper use of the Ginsu 2022TM.
Playstation 9000TM sold separately |
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Dang reload button <delete me!> (n/t) | by The_Dead_Walk | 2001-05-27 07:02:25 |
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omg shadowrunner! credsticks $$$ :) -nt- | by Fedaykin | 2001-05-27 17:40:56 |
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