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Any Guesses...... by slashkid2001-05-06 00:03:20
  Actually, LART == ... by NuclearWinter2001-05-06 00:37:25
    RE: Actually, LART == ... by nikolajb 2001-05-06 01:42:57
NuclearWinter wrote: >Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool ><jargon> (LART) Something large, heavy and painful, used to respond appropriately to particularly annoying lusers. >The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ recommends the following LARTs. A 2x4 works fine, but a real professional needs something a little more effective. Unfortunately, this is a very personal thing, and no consensus has yet been reached on the group. At the ISP where I work we've got a Lart made of a metre of bundled optical cable (for outside installation, as thick as a child's arm). While some geeks may consider it an honour to be slapped silly with it, it packs quite a punch.
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