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Congratulations.... by jentulman2001-01-26 12:04:37
  Hmm. by Kamui Shirou2001-01-26 15:40:52
    For the newbies... by Capt. X2001-01-26 16:09:00
      For the Capt. by Kamui Shirou2001-01-26 16:56:45
        Snicker, laugh, guffaw... by Capt. X 2001-01-26 19:57:32
Kamui Shirou wrote: >My, you must not have read all of what I said : I basically napalmed the board in general there, and instead you decide to pick out the easiest target of all of it. It's impossible to know how the public in general feels about our posts, but our egos insist that they must be impressing the heck out of people. Just to show how the fantasy can greatly differ from reality, here's a comparison of how Kamui believes people react to his posts, as opposed to how they actually do... The dream: Script Kiddie #1: Look! Kamui Shirou is unleashing another one of his well-crafted slaughters of the newbies! We are doomed! Script Kiddie #2: Indeed we are! Kamui Shirou is a master of sarcastic metaphors and epigrams, and his ability to conjure up crushing famous quotations is legendary! Script Kiddie #1: I worship Kamui Shirou! My life is a cruel desert of angst and suffering because I know I shall never become as wise and intelligent as he! Script Kiddie #2: We must drink Drano and die, for Kamui Shirou has spurned us. Oh, woe! Script Kiddie #1: Yeah, woe. The reality: Script Kiddie #1: Hey, is that gay freak still bitchin' 'bout your spelling, dude? Script Kiddie #2: She's jealous 'cos I'm leet, dude! Script Kiddie #1: I think it's old Mrs. Crabmeyer from 3rd period English, dude! She's even following you on the 'Net to cry about your spelling now! Script Kiddie #2: Dude, she totally wants me, 'cos I'm leet! Too bad she's, like, 900 years old or something. Script Kiddie #1: Dude, what if it's really, like, some totally gay stalker or something? Script Kiddie #2: No way, dude! This stuff's WAY too sissy for a dude to write it! It's gotta be a chick, even if it's a nasty old wrinkly chick! Script Kiddie #1: Yeah, totally, dude! Misspell some conjunctions or something and mess with her sicko head some more! Script Kiddie #2: Yeah! Dude, we are so LEET!
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