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Mutton for Illiad by Mermaid 2000-12-24 19:10:00
Illiad is getting 'Mutton' for Christmas. Illiad has been bad. (Never said I could write parodies...) Ok. Did *anyone*, aside from myself, get Illiad a Christmas/Solstice/Boxing Day gift? Raise your hands if you also got him a (anatomically correct) blow-up sheep doll that he can name Tiffany and cuddle with in front of the PC? Did you also buy Tif some cool little black 'haunch'-highs and a leather biker jacket? Hmmm?!! Did you? I also threw in a mini bottle of Boone's Farm - Strawberry Hill, I believe. So, our illustrious Illiad shall not be alone for the holidays! Do you think he'll like it? But WAIT! There's more! It doesn't matter if he knows about it ahead of time, because I sent it to his office 'care of' someone else...with a full set of instructions...after all, anticipation is 1/2 the gift! Merry Yule Everyone!
[ Reply ]
  RE: Mutton for Illiad by nin_man2000-12-24 20:41:05
    Animal Farm by Mermaid2000-12-24 23:14:40
  Hey, Illiad! Will there by SouthpawPL2000-12-24 22:26:25

 

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