| >>(Be happy that you're a nice figure in several people's fantasies along with visions of chain maille and corsettes and leather, oh my.)
>With that in mind, I'd be more than happy to deal you your birthday spanking, you naughty girl...heh,heh,heh.
See, I'd normally be disturbed by this offer for a birthday spanking, but I'm still a little more worried that people out there are fantasizing about other people from an online messageboard. Does anyone else think this is strange?
Before you ask, I'm wearing some cargo shorts and a very large T-shirt. And I'll thank you not to type to lecherously. With both hands, please. |
