| (BTW, nice spelling on favorite!)
When I was younger, I used to love playing with my Willie. I always made him stand up, cause he was no fun lying down. Sometimes I would play make-believe and pretend that Willie was a secret agent for the enemy. I'd grab him firmly with my hand, then I'd slap him around for a while until Willie talked. And, boy, would Willie ever talk. He'd practically spew information. Willie was not so tough once I broke his spirit. Why, sometimes all I had to do was threaten to prick him a little, and he'd come clean. Willie was a coward. He used to hide in my pants at school, and only jump the other kids from behind. Willie never came at them from the front. Yes, Willie was my favorite toy. Of course, all the other kids called him G.I. Joe, but I always called him by his true name - "Slick" Willie Johnson. |
