| Today, [insert some future date], the primary source of the galactic menace, also known as spam, was discovered. According to our scouts, Planet 278 (also known as planet "Earth"), the Terran's point of origen, has been transmitting several terabytes of useless ASCII encoded information per milisecond to a seemingly infinite number of locations around the galaxy.
On a brighter note, the Dread Lord issued a command calling for the destruction of Planet 278. The Terran Council, now residing on Planet 279 (also known as Mars) has hailed this decision as being the only correct course of action.
Council Member Ian O'Conner had this to say: "While we'll certainly miss that blue speck that mankind was born on, we must take into consideration the good of the entire galaxy. We'll all profit from the ceasation of the galaxy's one true scourge: Spam."
Inside sources seem to indicate that the AOL-TW corporation (founded in the Earth-Year 2000 by the merging of two large corporations) is responsible for the spam. |
