| Naruki wrote:
>Why not be cute all the time? Cost too much for the make-up? ;-)
>
>Schol-R-LEA;2 wrote:
>> I would be cute once in a great while, but doing it
>> regularly would just be annoying.
Definitely a typo. No power in the Universe could make me cute, or handsome...or even tolerable [sniff]
At 5'10" (177cm) tall and weighting close to 350 lbs. (155 Kg.), I am far from svelte. My once-glorious mane is now thinning in a long, thin swathe along the right side of my head, and I can't seem to trim my goatee evenly at all, at all. You don't even want to know what my features are like. Worst of all, at the age of 32, I can only expect things to decline as time passes.
I've been compared in the past to the comic-book salesman on The Simpsons... unfavorably. I've seen people change direction just to avoid approaching me. Someone even once joked that if we were playing LARP Call of Chthulu, they could simulate sanity loss by having me strip down to my boxers in front of the other players.
It makes me seriously consider disincorporating, at times. Given my karma, I might be lucky enough to end up a cricket or a beetle, which after a lifetime of endless, uncontrollable (and, ultimately, useless) cerebration, would be pure relief.
No, I'm not bitter, why do you ask? |
