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Cartoon for May 19, 2014
Strip for May 19, 2014
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Kitten Overdose update: by Hieraco2014-05-19 22:42:09
  Good to hear (n/t) by shargo2014-05-19 23:50:59
  OK -- I'm tired, so double-check the math, but... by oot2014-05-19 23:09:14
    And remember to check that it *is* salt grains. (n/t) by kahuana2014-05-19 23:17:10
    Thanks, I'll forward that info to the wife by Hieraco2014-05-19 23:16:45
chocolate-orange pancakes! by Baenlynn2014-05-19 22:07:50
What is it with this new thing on TV? by Peace_Man2014-05-19 21:33:35
  I find *that* to be very annoying. by kahuana2014-05-19 22:51:10
I dropped a pair of scissors pointy side down on by Lab Rat2014-05-19 19:23:00
  You're challenging the limits of our bubble wrap. by firehawk2014-05-19 22:18:00
  2 injuries reported within an hour of each other by tonyz2014-05-19 19:51:45
  *replaces ordinary bubblewrap with by shargo2014-05-19 19:30:22
    Hmmm, kevlar doesn't work too well against blades (n/t) by vdp2014-05-19 19:43:43
      Chainmail bubble-wrap (n/t) by oot2014-05-19 19:55:36
        Make it a chainmail bikini... by firehawk2014-05-19 22:16:39
          Err... you may need an anatomy course... by oot2014-05-19 22:45:05
  Ouch! by vdp2014-05-19 19:27:36
    It doesn't hurt. Foot is numb. (n/t) by Lab Rat2014-05-19 20:23:22
      It was my reaction, even if it didn't hurt you :-) (n/t) by vdp2014-05-19 21:11:17
  Reti! by geopsychic2014-05-19 19:27:24
    Reti! by firehawk2014-05-19 22:17:11
I'm doing the election worker thing again tomorrow by SaylorA2014-05-19 19:18:16
My boy got a lesson today at my expense... by tonyz2014-05-19 18:45:07
  Ouch! If I may ask, which toe? by firehawk2014-05-19 22:22:06
  Learn from the mistakes of others... by carl522014-05-19 21:44:29
  That's gonna leave a mark. (n/t) by Lab Rat2014-05-19 20:24:56
    I see...so you immediately got jealous... by firehawk2014-05-19 22:23:12
  Uhm, you know... that hurts by shargo2014-05-19 19:17:34
  Tape the toe (loosely) to the one next to it. by wwill2014-05-19 18:52:42
    Owie. And then the fun of walking by shargo2014-05-19 19:26:22
      Hobbling. You don't walk with ten busted toes. by wwill2014-05-19 20:06:17
    did you correct the malfunction of the partner by joecrouse2014-05-19 18:54:48
      It was my brother, for one thing. And not really. by wwill2014-05-19 19:03:38
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2014-05-19 18:00:01
*points at a random UFie* by sgrunt2014-05-19 15:52:35
  Invisible red! (n/t) by Clovis Man2014-05-19 19:54:42
  Green! (n/t) by Sharku2014-05-19 17:42:12
    Purple! (n/t) by wabbit652014-05-19 18:21:30
      We're headed down to the quartermaster's office. (n/t) by bwkaz2014-05-19 18:39:34
        Certainly beats the alternative. by wabbit652014-05-19 19:39:08
  Don't point that Random at me by Hieraco2014-05-19 17:16:53
    *scrambles Hieraco* by shargo2014-05-19 17:42:54
  *Points at a different random UFie* Squirrel. (n/t) by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 16:35:12
  *points at a random sgrunt* by firehawk2014-05-19 16:17:41
Seen at a bus stop on the way home by Eboreg2014-05-19 15:41:20
Positive vibes needed, and prayers, and healing by Hieraco2014-05-19 15:18:28
  *hugs* It'll probably be OK... by oot2014-05-19 19:52:45
    See above for details (n/t) by Hieraco2014-05-19 22:44:25
  *sends all the healing vibes i can* by Garrinka2014-05-19 16:57:46
  {{{hieraco and kittens}}} by morenna2014-05-19 16:51:11
  *Joins the HugPile* by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 16:26:24
  *re-aims vibes cannons* FIRE! by firehawk2014-05-19 16:19:18
    *Aims OrbitalHugCannon* by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 16:33:51
  *HUGS* by shargo2014-05-19 15:36:24
  Time. How long between ingestion and charcoal? by wwill2014-05-19 15:25:07
RIP Sir Jack Brabham by basher202014-05-19 14:29:57
KSP: 40% off at Humble store by tonyz2014-05-19 13:44:54
  or EUR 14.99. by Klaranth2014-05-19 15:00:21
jerry Vale died. (n/t) by joecrouse2014-05-19 12:52:21
USB Flash Drive Brand Recommendations by Snate2014-05-19 12:14:04
  SANDisk isn't all that reliable, sad to say. by LongFist2014-05-19 13:27:30
  If it is for storing long term, I would suggest by Klaranth2014-05-19 13:00:57
    Granite monoliths are pretty reliable. by kahuana2014-05-19 15:23:59
      And the write times are really prohibitive (n/t) by Clovis Man2014-05-19 19:57:58
    It's for regular use. I just want something by Snate2014-05-19 13:10:30
  Cheapest one you can afford by Myke2014-05-19 12:56:57
  I have had a lot of luck with Kingston by mridenour2014-05-19 12:26:35
    ^^^^ this. by kahuana2014-05-19 15:31:14
CAFFEINATED MINT BEEF by Myke2014-05-19 11:34:37
  Are you sure it is beef? by kahuana2014-05-19 15:14:36
  You've been talking about it since 2004. by Klaranth2014-05-19 11:46:16
    Hungry. (n/t) by Myke2014-05-19 12:02:49
      I'm craving Yankee Pot Roast by SnArL2014-05-19 12:10:50
        6 just won't do? (n/t) by Myke2014-05-19 12:36:52
*twiddles thumbs* Waiting on final word on by Classic_Jon2014-05-19 10:57:02
  Congratulations! by vdp2014-05-19 11:25:09
    The latter is even better by bigmal272014-05-19 12:16:37
  Did you remember to sign by basher202014-05-19 11:07:23
    In Michigan, refinanced in Dec 2012: by bigmal272014-05-19 12:23:03
a DnB remix of Spandau Ballet's "True". by tonyz2014-05-19 10:40:09
  What, no link? by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 12:28:03
    No point... by tonyz2014-05-19 13:40:53
MOAR KITTEHZ! by Hieraco2014-05-19 10:06:39
WCG Team UserFriendly.org by geopsychic2014-05-19 09:10:41
You got troubles? by jpprater2014-05-19 09:00:43
  Only for as long as the dice popper lasted. by kahuana2014-05-19 10:10:43
  I used to live next door to a family of Tribbles by mridenour2014-05-19 09:48:05
    By now they should be living all around you ... (n/t) by Klaranth2014-05-19 09:55:05
      They are not, but... by mridenour2014-05-19 10:07:55
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2014-05-19 09:00:02
GRRRRR! SnArL SMASH! by SnArL2014-05-19 08:50:21
  not sure what you mean by joecrouse2014-05-19 11:02:38
    I know I am in the process of gutting by joecrouse2014-05-19 11:04:22
      whomever wired this thing up by joecrouse2014-05-19 11:05:04
For those going to Origins and Gencon by Ataraxia2014-05-19 07:58:30
  Woot! I got all of my events! First time ever! (n/t) by Ataraxia2014-05-19 11:33:29
  For those going to Duckon by Stibbons2014-05-19 09:14:52
  For those going to Otakon by joecrouse2014-05-19 08:01:20
Tonight was the first night this year I could by shargo2014-05-19 07:20:07
  Oh drat by shargo2014-05-19 08:23:54
    Nothing an electric bug zapper can fix in their by Klaranth2014-05-19 11:35:05
      *zaps Klar instead* (n/t) by shargo2014-05-19 11:49:33
        You might need something bigger... by firehawk2014-05-19 11:56:56
          Oooohhhhhh baby .... Hey WAIT . you cant use by Klaranth2014-05-19 11:59:27
            o.O by firehawk2014-05-19 12:01:26
Interview Question: on coding style by dennismv2014-05-19 06:59:09
  "It depends" by rebill2014-05-19 10:35:52
  To me, it depends on whether the company by Ataraxia2014-05-19 08:11:56
  My 2c by shargo2014-05-19 07:32:25
  if it is a mere stylish question by Klymer2014-05-19 07:26:26
  On coding style by asimov2014-05-19 07:11:37
  Leave it, and make your changes match by oot2014-05-19 07:10:19
    As for the purpose of the question by oot2014-05-19 07:16:37
The middle child spent the night with a friend on by SnArL2014-05-19 06:04:25
  How long do they survive in the wild? by vetitice2014-05-19 07:59:39
    Red-eared sliders? 30ish years, IIRC? by bwkaz2014-05-19 18:37:01
  ALL fish require active filtration by joecrouse2014-05-19 06:14:44
    No, she swims all over the tank by SnArL2014-05-19 06:33:45
      you can pick up a cheapo circulator by joecrouse2014-05-19 07:44:39
        We stuck a Marineland circulation pump in the tank by SnArL2014-05-19 09:04:04
          thats ok Duckweed is a amazingly by joecrouse2014-05-19 09:25:00
        Id send you some used filter media by joecrouse2014-05-19 07:45:23
          I'm just going to take one of the bags from my by SnArL2014-05-19 09:02:11
Attn: UFicle and oot by Twitchh2014-05-19 05:35:31
  Nod32 is lightweight, low-BS, and works well by oot2014-05-19 06:56:00
    Can you run them together? Or will they fight? (n/t) by Twitchh2014-05-19 08:43:29
      NOD-32 wins if they fight : by Klaranth2014-05-19 10:46:46
      I've run those two together just fine by Concept2014-05-19 10:37:57
        Excellent -- Thanks! (n/t) by Twitchh2014-05-19 12:20:39
  Nod32's a pay only AV by Freakazoid2014-05-19 05:49:22
    Seconded. They start at a low price for up to two by Klaranth2014-05-19 05:54:31
      Interesting. Will have to check it out. Thanks! (n/t) by Twitchh2014-05-19 06:45:46
Ufies.. please hug your loved ones.. by Garrinka2014-05-19 04:49:07
  {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} by firehawk2014-05-19 12:03:18
  {{{{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by Baenlynn2014-05-19 08:18:21
  {{{UFies and family}}} (n/t) by Klaranth2014-05-19 07:13:16
  {{{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by LongFist2014-05-19 06:11:53
  {{{{{{{{{{ Garrinka }}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by wabbit652014-05-19 05:08:24
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2014-05-19 04:43:42
Attn: Eboreg by Eboreg2014-05-19 04:28:56
  *eats the game* by Klymer2014-05-19 05:23:38
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2014-05-19 04:00:02
Washing machine troubles. by Klaranth2014-05-19 03:55:49
  This is the exact way my old front-loader died by Baenlynn2014-05-19 07:59:03
    Also: Watch the drum as you spin it by Baenlynn2014-05-19 08:13:28
      Here's what I heard when moving the drum by hand : by Klaranth2014-05-19 09:57:41
        Just replaced the bearings... by jsr2014-05-19 12:00:07
  There is a set of springs and dampeners that holds by shargo2014-05-19 05:45:05
    Oh and by shargo2014-05-19 05:54:23
    Well, inspection is out I just found out the hard by Klaranth2014-05-19 05:52:04
      Grumbl bugger by shargo2014-05-19 05:58:27
        I do keep seeing CNC jobs pop up here. by Klaranth2014-05-19 06:03:17
          They are looking here to by shargo2014-05-19 06:15:29
  large denomination coin by joecrouse2014-05-19 05:37:11
  Does only the volume increase by davydd2014-05-19 05:23:16
    Agreed by hollyberry792014-05-19 05:36:02
OT: Cyantian Chronicles by Eboreg2014-05-19 03:18:51
GIT repo and other thoughts by Klaranth2014-05-19 01:45:20
  Recap : ATTN Longfist , CALL-198, vdp, wwill. by Klaranth2014-05-19 11:28:50
    Looks good to me. (n/t) by wwill2014-05-19 12:30:20
  Well, it's an OpenSSH command. by aix tom2014-05-19 02:18:21
    And vdp's suggestion means, there be two by Klaranth2014-05-19 02:27:21
      Just to be clear by vdp2014-05-19 07:37:46
        Klaranth: Mainly you keep doing what it is you do. by wwill2014-05-19 08:15:15
          This ^^^^^ by vdp2014-05-19 11:01:02
        That's like instead of having it on my own drive, by Klaranth2014-05-19 08:00:11
          "Let's be different, just like me!" Not really. by wwill2014-05-19 08:45:53
            Tangent on clear text data etc. by Sharku2014-05-19 09:57:24
            And herein lies the problem, by Klaranth2014-05-19 09:48:37
          Easy for you to say: you're not using Linux. by LongFist2014-05-19 08:24:43
            When you are running Mint, you should by Klaranth2014-05-19 09:44:08
              I figured I'd just treat wwill's repo as the by LongFist2014-05-19 12:08:15
                There's no need to use Google at all by vdp2014-05-19 14:15:28
                  Ok, here's how it is set up currently. by Klaranth2014-05-19 15:07:05
  ATTN vdp : by Klaranth2014-05-19 02:03:28
    The suggestion is something for you to try by vdp2014-05-19 07:31:10
      Ok, here's what has been freaking me out over the by Klaranth2014-05-19 07:57:58
        On a basic level it's actually pretty simple by ripley82014-05-19 14:22:11
          hmm, would be interesting if Libre Office can do by Klaranth2014-05-19 16:54:09
            Yes, it should be possible. by vdp2014-05-19 19:25:57
              Per the web instruction pages I find on this, by wwill2014-05-19 20:10:48
                It does need some thought. by vdp2014-05-19 20:49:07
                  Uphill battle. "Mt. Microsoft" and "Properly Hill" by wwill2014-05-20 09:25:34
Why "corn" is "payback"? by saint2014-05-19 01:39:57
  Browse back two days (n/t) by IByte2014-05-19 02:36:17
  Sweetcorn goes through the digestive system... by hollyberry792014-05-19 02:22:55
  Where did the corn come from? by firehawk2014-05-19 01:46:05
Illiways, the Café at the End of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792014-05-19 01:05:51
  Muffins! by NDwight2014-05-19 08:27:34
    Oooh. Yummy. by hollyberry792014-05-19 08:30:35
  Woof! by robertltux2014-05-19 07:43:51
    Oooh! *pours PJ* by hollyberry792014-05-19 08:05:04
      Lunch is doable by robertltux2014-05-19 08:47:09
  {{hollyberry79}} Morning by Sonri2014-05-19 07:25:48
    I think it's the weather by hollyberry792014-05-19 08:03:35
    Hmm sounds like somebody needs some lessons by robertltux2014-05-19 07:46:33
  *falls spread-eagle from 500 feet into vat* by firehawk2014-05-19 01:52:06
    huh? by Klaranth2014-05-19 02:13:54
      of course! he forgot to pay brainz taxes (n/t) by Klymer2014-05-19 02:48:04
      {{{Kalranth}}} by hollyberry792014-05-19 02:24:12
        Drat. I cannot spell! {{{{Klaranth}}}} by hollyberry792014-05-19 02:32:42
    Oh, and {{{hollyberry79}}} (n/t) by firehawk2014-05-19 01:52:20
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2014-05-19 01:00:01
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2014-05-19 00:30:01
  Odd decision line-up at SCOTUS by basher202014-05-19 10:25:04
    s/Scalito/Scalia/ (n/t) by basher202014-05-19 10:25:47
      eh, both gangsters. no big deal. (n/t) by wwill2014-05-19 12:34:29
Something to ponder... by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 00:27:08
The HentaiMoose thread by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 00:01:01
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2014-05-19 00:00:01
  Transcription by DaB.2014-05-19 04:54:29
    If Dust Puppy is covered in corn... by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 12:26:32
      Normally I go would all Animal (muppet)-like: by bigmal272014-05-19 13:18:08
        Oh, I agree! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-05-19 13:46:10
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2014-05-19 00:00:00

 

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