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Cartoon for Mar 28, 2014
Strip for Mar 28, 2014
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ATTN: ShadowSystems by TranceWarp2014-03-29 14:00:56
Planeswalks into the Angry Dome* by TranceWarp2014-03-28 22:40:39
  How old is the memory? Still got the reciept? by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 23:52:08
That was fun! 5.1M Quake in SoCal by corwin172014-03-28 22:37:18
  That's when you step outside with a skateboard. by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 23:41:38
New pathfinder game tomorrow. by hadji2014-03-28 21:25:34
There has to be a right answer... by imWACC02014-03-28 20:30:58
  This sentence has threee erors. (n/t) by Snate2014-03-28 21:22:40
  a sparrow in a hot tub with a unicorn. (n/t) by hadji2014-03-28 21:15:46
  100%. Choice is not random. by kahuana2014-03-28 20:37:02
Off to Cape Canaveral! by vetitice2014-03-28 18:28:41
  It's a great tour. :-) (n/t) by morenna2014-03-28 20:07:46
  Then: SPACE! by veran2014-03-28 18:33:16
    Nope. Then MOTEL! by vetitice2014-03-28 19:05:02
      Only if there is SPACE! at the MOTEL! by kahuana2014-03-28 19:09:55
        if there isn't, there's trouble. by vetitice2014-03-28 20:17:01
Apparently green '97 Subaru Legacys are common by veran2014-03-28 18:24:01
  Mine's a '96 (n/t) by ShadoCat2014-03-28 19:39:20
    Any good? by veran2014-03-29 07:16:13
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2014-03-28 18:00:01
Grrr. @!#%&*& Dynamic #$^@#^ Languages... by CALL-1982014-03-28 17:50:00
  Yeah, I get this a lot. by Ataraxia2014-03-28 18:03:53
*waves at the board* by Sonri2014-03-28 15:49:15
  And the extra will go a long way if something does by wwill2014-03-28 19:28:58
UFicle: cleaning my shoes.. by Baenlynn2014-03-28 14:16:12
  Does anyone there carry "MINK OIL" or any brand by wwill2014-03-28 15:30:02
  Genuine Leather? by tonyz2014-03-28 14:27:20
    sadly the hardware store doesn't carry that by Baenlynn2014-03-28 14:39:12
      What about the chemist or supermarket? by kelli2172014-03-28 15:07:05
        I take it that it's somewhat different to dubbin? (n/t) by Baenlynn2014-03-28 15:18:38
          Yes, they are different, but if you cannot get by wwill2014-03-28 20:03:06
            I used to wear Holeproof Explorers by Baenlynn2014-03-28 22:14:41
              Bamboo makes a great fibre. Love the cloth you get by wwill2014-03-28 22:54:07
                Already had some dubbin. by Baenlynn2014-03-28 23:17:22
                  While dry, GENTLY and with fine-grit, sandpaper by wwill2014-03-28 23:44:36
              I have socks that sound like that. "Ecosox". by McNutcase2014-03-28 22:49:38
      You can try one of the "Girly" hand soaps by basher202014-03-28 14:54:32
      It's a mild soap with oils by tonyz2014-03-28 14:54:26
Torn between emotions. by tonyz2014-03-28 13:42:17
  Go to the toy store. by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 15:51:22
  Probably. (n/t) by confused.brit2014-03-28 15:25:41
One of our girl scouts (and her family) lost by radiowave9112014-03-28 13:36:32
  {{{$girl_scout and family and radiowave911}}} (n/t) by morenna2014-03-28 20:11:33
Bleh, been filling out paperwork and by Classic_Jon2014-03-28 13:33:04
  *eats the process* by sgrunt2014-03-28 16:47:41
    Process... that's the animal we get hot dogs and by kahuana2014-03-28 19:24:32
ATTN RetiQlum2 : Android req. from yesterday : by Klaranth2014-03-28 13:04:55
  Wow. That dev environment is very much like Alice by tonyz2014-03-28 13:55:30
Anyone playing TItanfall? by oedlan2014-03-28 12:21:17
  For PC or Xbox One? by TranceWarp2014-03-28 12:40:13
    PC version (n/t) by oedlan2014-03-28 14:09:48
While we're talking mobility help, please vote for by magpie492014-03-28 12:06:48
I can almost hear the flushing noise. by Freakazoid2014-03-28 11:56:10
  File a complaint with H.R. by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 13:47:47
  You should confront them .. by aix tom2014-03-28 12:13:15
  aka: a few bad actors? by Freakazoid2014-03-28 11:59:20
    Likely just an excuse... by firehawk2014-03-28 12:26:31
Am I allowed to post a fundraiser? by vetitice2014-03-28 11:24:04
  Generally yes for personal things like that by Hieraco2014-03-28 11:33:33
    Power Wheelchair. by vetitice2014-03-28 11:43:59
      Can you remind me of this in a week? by radiowave9112014-03-28 13:41:19
        If I can remember ;) (n/t) by vetitice2014-03-28 13:56:08
Audio: Gulliver's travels by veran2014-03-28 10:42:13
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2014-03-28 09:00:01
Attn Hieraco : Want to make some extra money by Klaranth2014-03-28 08:50:22
  yeah, I saw that. I've got the business paperwork by Hieraco2014-03-28 11:35:56
Há dias de manhã, em que um gajo, à tarde, não pod by kreedah2014-03-28 06:15:02
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2014-03-28 04:45:21
Interesting geographical quiz question: by aix tom2014-03-28 04:22:55
  Watching the US population clock slowly going by Klaranth2014-03-28 08:26:04
    france germany Japan, the US by joecrouse2014-03-28 08:27:56
      You have to be poor and stupid to procreate (n/t) by veran2014-03-28 10:41:06
        not at all by basher202014-03-28 11:18:22
          It's social security as well. by Peace_Man2014-03-28 11:22:47
  In which language? by Vampire2014-03-28 08:06:43
    Correct. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2014-03-28 09:08:27
  Iceland and India? Canada and China? (n/t) by oot2014-03-28 07:20:40
  I'm guessing... by SaylorA2014-03-28 07:06:06
    Correct (and it's so in any language I know) ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2014-03-28 09:07:50
  off the top of my head by basher202014-03-28 06:02:00
  That is NOT a fair question! by ideur2014-03-28 05:31:51
    Search better. :D by Vampire2014-03-28 08:07:10
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2014-03-28 04:00:01
AnyUFie close to "Lockbourne, OH"?? by wwill2014-03-28 03:50:56
  I'm in Ohio, but I'm slammed this weekend by Ataraxia2014-03-28 08:36:07
    Hey, no big deal, the auction doesn't close until by wwill2014-03-28 20:52:41
      I'm not a HAM at all. by Ataraxia2014-03-28 20:58:21
        IF I win the auction, which is not very likely, by wwill2014-03-28 21:14:21
ATTN: wwill by jpprater2014-03-28 03:16:10
  modprobe radeonhd (after blacklisting radeon) by wwill2014-03-28 03:21:42
    I'm at work now, so I'll try that when I get home. by jpprater2014-03-28 05:41:40
      nope, no worky. by jpprater2014-03-28 14:24:58
        Just out of plain curiosity, by tonyz2014-03-28 14:32:45
          Yes, just the kernel and distro. by jpprater2014-03-28 14:57:59
            The Slackware kernel was built w/ 3.12.6. by jpprater2014-03-28 15:05:07
              ARRRRRGGGH!! by jpprater2014-03-28 17:21:52
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  MODS! I don't know which door to enter! by firehawk2014-03-28 02:07:54
    Look véry closély. Théré is a subtlé différéncé by rebill2014-03-28 06:20:23
      *eats all the accents* by firehawk2014-03-28 12:27:31
  Zounds, Of course. MODS, please? (n/t) by wwill2014-03-28 02:06:50
    And it looks like I was typing in tandem with you. by firehawk2014-03-28 02:08:43
Illiways, the Café at the End of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792014-03-28 02:00:32
  *poof* by sgrunt2014-03-28 07:29:45
    *eats the thud* by firehawk2014-03-28 12:05:45
      You again! by sgrunt2014-03-28 12:55:25
  *wanders in* Hi... *slouches down on pouf* by kreedah2014-03-28 07:26:18
  Woof! by robertltux2014-03-28 05:45:48
    Good morning! by hollyberry792014-03-28 05:53:30
      Forecast says Wet by robertltux2014-03-28 06:08:14
  * green flicker * > POP! < * by LongFist2014-03-28 05:26:20
    BAS with an Irish Splash coming right up! by hollyberry792014-03-28 05:27:52
      ...thought that was what the Whiskey was for... by LongFist2014-03-28 07:29:02
  Good morning! by rebill2014-03-28 05:09:42
    Um. Hurrah? by hollyberry792014-03-28 05:15:41
  Got me. I'd have SWORN it wasn't that long by wwill2014-03-28 02:13:11
    The clocks change this weekend by hollyberry792014-03-28 02:16:49
  *helper zombies bring in wwill's in a crate* by firehawk2014-03-28 02:12:47
Didn't check the time, several posts on yesterday. by wwill2014-03-28 01:52:47
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2014-03-28 01:00:01
*Sets out the Carnival* by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 00:59:40
  * Pulls sign cover off of "Petting Zoo", revealing by LongFist2014-03-28 05:18:37
    And I'm going there to get my head licked. ;-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 12:53:14
  * follows SS-Q-tip around * by bigmal272014-03-28 03:58:46
    *Spins on a heel, grins, & bellows* by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 12:51:26
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2014-03-28 00:30:01
  WRT the ACA, Harry Reid lies about calling people by Lab Rat2014-03-28 17:26:00
    Don't judge too quickly! by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 21:08:51
  Gun Control legislator charged in gun-trafficking. by SaylorA2014-03-28 06:42:37
    Does anybody else see the parallels with by Peace_Man2014-03-28 11:26:28
      Are you talking about by basher202014-03-28 12:43:31
        That alliance is still as strong as ever around by SaylorA2014-03-28 16:59:12
      Can you summarize? by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 12:28:51
        I wasn't thinking of such exact parallels, no. by Peace_Man2014-03-28 23:10:46
    This is my shocked face...not... by Classic_Jon2014-03-28 10:49:35
    Everyone here who's shocked, raise your hand... (n/t) by Twitchh2014-03-28 07:48:24
  Presidential Assassination, did the Republicans... by Teakin Batrune2014-03-28 05:43:18
    Don't forget Quayle (n/t) by wabbit652014-03-28 06:40:26
      Isn't that a sport? (n/t) by kahuana2014-03-28 20:27:03
      We keepe tryinge to by Teakin Batrune2014-03-28 08:28:32
        Now, c'mon, folks... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 09:01:35
          That's not how you spell by wabbit652014-03-28 09:49:28
            Hukt awn fonix wurkt fur mee (n/t) by Teakin Batrune2014-03-28 10:36:27
    The same could be said about Biden. (n/t) by SaylorA2014-03-28 06:18:54
      the same could be said about a lot of presidents. (n/t) by joecrouse2014-03-28 06:28:31
        Quite true. (n/t) by SaylorA2014-03-28 06:36:35
          Didn't work for Kennedy (n/t) by basher202014-03-28 07:38:01
            Because people knew Lbj was an a$$hole by joecrouse2014-03-28 07:42:34
              I would disagree on that point with Ford. by SaylorA2014-03-28 08:37:05
  What vice do you think should be illegal & why? by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 00:50:05
    Medieval head crusher by ag_wyvern2014-03-28 11:27:24
    Interesting topic. In a perfect world... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 09:18:46
      At what point does that responsibility attach? by imperito2014-03-28 10:05:55
        Personal responsibility attaches to... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 12:02:15
          I think you're getting unrealistic there by imperito2014-03-28 13:42:20
            How is your question... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 15:25:08
              The benefit of criminalization is deterrent. by Peace_Man2014-03-28 23:21:07
        drunk driving on ones own property by joecrouse2014-03-28 10:34:04
          I am not okay with the smoking. Especially in by Vampire2014-03-28 10:47:25
            While I agree that your enjoyment... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 11:18:07
              I think you've got to draw a line somewhere... by imperito2014-03-28 11:41:24
                Didn't mean "maybe" there's a health issue... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 12:10:24
                  Well, assume for the moment someone brings that up by imperito2014-03-28 14:39:13
                There is always the issue of an allergic reaction by Peace_Man2014-03-28 11:52:57
                  Easy to say if you don't have serious allergies by imperito2014-03-28 13:03:40
                    What's more reasonable? by Peace_Man2014-03-28 21:47:15
                  So then the obvious question... by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 12:20:06
                    The stadium did it by itself. by Peace_Man2014-03-28 23:07:08
              I think there is definitely a health consideration by Vampire2014-03-28 11:32:12
          Who sets the standards for the A/C? by vetitice2014-03-28 10:35:47
            actually the states normally set them by joecrouse2014-03-28 10:59:35
              I'm not sure I agree with that. by vetitice2014-03-28 11:12:23
              That seems to me beside the point by imperito2014-03-28 11:09:45
                The line is at harm/assault by robertltux2014-03-28 13:01:56
                Who enforces the rule? by vetitice2014-03-28 11:15:59
                  The police by imperito2014-03-28 11:25:40
                    Sorry, aimed at wrong person. by vetitice2014-03-28 11:46:20
              indoor air quality is normally a state function. (n/t) by joecrouse2014-03-28 11:00:13
    Ones that trap your fingers too easily. by vetitice2014-03-28 09:04:58
    none -- it's more about personal choice by Freakazoid2014-03-28 06:50:58
    As PeKaJe pointed out, vices are issues of by Peace_Man2014-03-28 06:13:57
      No, that's deflecting the question. by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 13:29:30
        That's too easy. PeKaJe already gave a by Peace_Man2014-03-28 23:05:07
      So protecting people for thier own benifit by joecrouse2014-03-28 08:17:06
        Something like that, yes. by Peace_Man2014-03-28 11:32:10
        Sounds kind of like not trusting people by joecrouse2014-03-28 08:20:15
          You do that too, don't you? by Peace_Man2014-03-28 11:44:46
          Economic motivation. by kelli2172014-03-28 09:11:42
            untill recently a person was responsible by joecrouse2014-03-28 09:51:43
            What about people who by joecrouse2014-03-28 09:48:08
              Oh boy here we go again. The tenth of a percent by wwill2014-03-28 21:20:18
                I'm FASCINATED! by Ol_Gunner2014-03-28 21:43:52
                  No you're not. You're as usual being facetious.but by wwill2014-03-28 23:31:55
                  There are actually a number of issues here. by Peace_Man2014-03-28 23:03:40
                    Nor do the current rules help, which actually by wwill2014-03-29 00:05:48
    "Vice" is a morality judgment by PeKaJe2014-03-28 02:39:28
      AFAIK, all vices have a cost. by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 13:24:26
The HentaiMoose thread by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 00:01:01
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2014-03-28 00:00:01
  Transcription by mtempsch2014-03-28 00:10:18
    Butterflies make me happy... by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 00:48:34
      well, you can either have the butter by klymer2014-03-28 01:06:17
        As long as it doesn't matter what I do with it... by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 12:55:06
        Mmmmmm - flies!!! by Peace_Man2014-03-28 11:54:46
          Kermit walks into his doctor's office... by ShadowSystems2014-03-28 12:56:51
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2014-03-28 00:00:01
  SamAdamspeeledACanvastoinfinityandbeyond by andyz2014-03-28 21:51:45

 

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