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Cartoon for Mar 06, 2014
Strip for Mar 06, 2014
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corwin17's c++ help request (3/7) by corwin172014-03-07 15:17:16
  Tried something. Compiles, but segfault on run by corwin172014-03-07 15:26:00
I must be getting old by chrisbee2014-03-06 22:28:26
I wonder what's going on up on the ISS right now. (n/t) by kahuana2014-03-06 22:03:46
Oh, look what I found in an old box! by RetiQlum22014-03-06 20:02:10
  You must be fibbing. there is no LSL 4 by Hieraco2014-03-07 09:12:46
  Found it cheaper at Amazon, link inside. by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 21:07:21
  NewEgg, USB FDD, various sizes, ~$20. by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 20:53:52
    me thinks a dive into my DOS game folder is requir by flirkann2014-03-06 22:11:45
  3, 3.5? 5.25? or 8? (USB 3.5, and the other two by wwill2014-03-06 20:45:21
  Who did you have to bribe to get a copy? (n/t) by sgrunt2014-03-06 20:34:19
Size matters? by Klaranth2014-03-06 18:38:45
  Standard cheapo Logtech. by firehawk2014-03-06 21:45:19
  They come in many sizes, from very small ones by wwill2014-03-06 19:46:57
    I have owned some very small mice. by kahuana2014-03-06 20:21:24
  its a large mouse by hieraco2014-03-06 19:15:43
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2014-03-06 18:00:02
Recent reading: An Officer and a Spy, by Clovis Man2014-03-06 17:04:33
)-= my male greentip swordtail died by joecrouse2014-03-06 16:38:09
Over the last couple of weeks I've replaced 20 by SaylorA2014-03-06 15:15:01
  And in 50 years you should break even! \o/ by kahuana2014-03-06 15:24:03
    Maybe not economic but by emlaabs2014-03-06 17:58:55
    Did you notice I said incandescents and not CFLs? (n/t) by SaylorA2014-03-06 16:37:56
      Sure did. Cost of ownership of CFL < LED (ATM) by kahuana2014-03-06 18:01:50
    I've seen a lot of CFLs go poof by sgrunt2014-03-06 16:11:01
      I've had 5 CFL fail on my 'watch'. by kahuana2014-03-06 16:29:24
        *wanders in* by zip_dog2014-03-06 17:03:18
          Pull apart the dead ones; bulged caps? by pbarnrob2014-03-07 02:29:47
    I'm going to kick out some of my CFLs soon by ag_wyvern2014-03-06 15:32:28
      That's one location I think would benefit from LED by kahuana2014-03-06 15:47:11
  I'm sure the savings will be by sgrunt2014-03-06 15:23:58
\0/ the backlog has been cleared by confused.brit2014-03-06 14:16:16
  Attn:classic John by confused.brit2014-03-06 14:18:42
    No worries, whenever you get time. :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2014-03-06 15:13:43
What am I doing wrong? by SnArL2014-03-06 14:13:02
  How smart is the router? by vdp2014-03-06 14:16:54
    The 2Wire gateway is idiot proof by SnArL2014-03-06 14:20:50
      As soon as something is made idiot-proof, by adiplomat2014-03-06 15:53:40
        *wanders in* by zip_dog2014-03-06 19:08:46
Current count is now at 21. by Klaranth2014-03-06 13:51:22
  Good Luck! (n/t) by Snate2014-03-06 13:57:09
    Seconded. (n/t) by firehawk2014-03-06 15:11:49
CARP! ATTN: ShadowSystems by firehawk2014-03-06 13:38:15
  Mmmmm... Hentai! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 16:41:46
Android UFies: help with screenshots? by Ataraxia2014-03-06 13:21:47
Not thinking Verizon is behind the Neftlix B.S. by tonyz2014-03-06 12:35:50
  I heard it is the pipe NeFtlicks uses is bottlenec by kahuana2014-03-06 15:27:52
  Maybe. I'm not convinced. by firehawk2014-03-06 13:01:17
I feel unclean. by UGuardian2014-03-06 12:26:36
  Return it now! by Vampire2014-03-06 13:32:15
    Too late! The Pact has been signed! by UGuardian2014-03-06 14:37:29
    Origin does have one good feature. by firehawk2014-03-06 13:35:27
      It is so sad to see such a storied name by emlaabs2014-03-06 14:07:51
What convoluted company created by Ataraxia2014-03-06 12:07:52
  Oh, and I can't even get it to launch on 4.4.2 by Ataraxia2014-03-06 12:17:05
Alarm clock app wakes you to sound+smell by firehawk2014-03-06 11:56:23
  I'd rather flowers... or cookies (n/t) by Ataraxia2014-03-06 12:37:24
ATTN: Snate - Thanks again! (re: c++) by corwin172014-03-06 10:46:21
  Hee hee. At least you didn't try compiling FORTRAN by kahuana2014-03-06 15:39:03
    Trust me, I've had plenty of 'reserved word' issue by corwin172014-03-06 16:38:08
  Aha! by sgrunt2014-03-06 11:55:13
  ATTN: sgrunt by firehawk2014-03-06 11:02:35
    Avoid my skull. by corwin172014-03-06 11:15:13
      Bah...I need an aperitif by firehawk2014-03-06 12:01:03
  WHA?!? Methinks you meant sgrunt. (n/t) by Snate2014-03-06 10:57:04
    Oh, come on now! *crawls into hole* by corwin172014-03-06 11:14:32
      {{{corwin17}}} (n/t) by Snate2014-03-06 11:15:32
CRY HAVOC! by firehawk2014-03-06 10:32:28
  ... and let slip the pups of dust! (n/t) by kahuana2014-03-06 15:30:57
  *tears up* by rebill2014-03-06 12:20:40
    *takes brainsout of skull* by firehawk2014-03-06 15:12:51
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2014-03-06 09:00:05
Movie night: The Unholy rollers by veran2014-03-06 08:03:18
WCG Team UserFriendly.org by geopsychic2014-03-06 07:05:58
  ok. yahoo. minor w00t. 10 million points. by wwill2014-03-06 12:59:14
    *blink* *blink* by andyz2014-03-06 13:30:34
      But the odds of one of my ten million being useful by wwill2014-03-06 19:56:35
        According to Thomas Edison, they were useful by andyz2014-03-06 20:47:54
Just had a nice little lunch : by Klaranth2014-03-06 06:37:51
  I had Chicken Pot Pie from the Cafe by radiowave9112014-03-06 09:33:46
    Crust is normal around here. by Vampire2014-03-06 16:41:27
      He referring to Pennsylvania Dutch Pot Pie. by RetiQlum22014-03-06 16:52:32
    Did you have to fight off kitty? by kahuana2014-03-06 15:36:39
  oh look who's over there!!! by Klymer2014-03-06 07:01:27
    You can have my life, my fortune, my sacred honor, by adiplomat2014-03-06 08:07:36
      Well, I now have permission... by firehawk2014-03-06 10:23:27
        You'll need a few days... by adiplomat2014-03-06 11:10:25
          Finally, a good meal! by firehawk2014-03-06 11:58:32
Hmf. ATTN: Freakazoid by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 06:36:15
  Y65.52 by basher202014-03-06 12:17:59
    Or, maybe, emergency surgery? (n/t) by vdp2014-03-06 12:52:50
      Nope by basher202014-03-06 13:01:27
        Ah, I see, sounds like you are right (n/t) by vdp2014-03-06 14:02:09
  I would have to guess the excuse is... by firehawk2014-03-06 10:52:17
  Is there a code for... by Classic_Jon2014-03-06 10:35:07
    I am sure there are a whole set of those (n/t) by vdp2014-03-06 13:43:04
    theres a show about that on by joecrouse2014-03-06 12:45:17
    I saw a general category that I am sure contains by Vampire2014-03-06 12:05:31
  A little insight by basher202014-03-06 10:24:08
    Hence my "irrationality" response. (n/t) by adiplomat2014-03-06 10:29:20
  Just what we needed. by Vampire2014-03-06 07:50:33
    And for people by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 07:56:20
      On the other hand... by imperito2014-03-06 08:43:43
        I'll have to see how picky by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 09:06:43
          Walking into a lamppost could be an indication by vdp2014-03-06 14:07:33
          Building better lampposts? by imperito2014-03-06 09:18:15
            Now I'm thinking of a game... by imperito2014-03-06 09:29:38
              Does it have to be a live Macaw? Could it be by Vampire2014-03-06 12:04:26
              Sounds like a george carlin skit by joecrouse2014-03-06 09:35:17
  I could diagnose myself much of the time by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 07:40:28
    I find the general heading for Y62-Y69 interesting by radiowave9112014-03-06 09:32:14
      I'm guessing that code... by firehawk2014-03-06 10:50:40
      "An adventure by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 10:01:19
  Does it cover DEATH BY HBCD?? by robertltux2014-03-06 07:21:38
    Here ya go by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 07:31:46
  wheefun, that'll be a big mess by Freakazoid2014-03-06 06:50:57
    Yes, but what if it's a macaw by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 07:17:59
      W61.12XA by Freakazoid2014-03-06 11:43:44
      you don't mess with macaws by basher202014-03-06 11:30:34
      There are a great many things you have been by adiplomat2014-03-06 10:20:57
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2014-03-06 04:43:26
In other news... The February figures are in! by Baenlynn2014-03-06 01:47:54
  Are you sayin' your hips don't lie? XP by kahuana2014-03-06 15:34:10
  'cause you're the only one who does it? by Klymer2014-03-06 07:02:33
  Congrats! \o/ by firehawk2014-03-06 06:33:15
  YAY! by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 06:22:16
  Wahey! by hollyberry792014-03-06 03:52:33
  * Sets out 16oz coffee mug* by Hieraco2014-03-06 02:46:40
Illiways, the Café at the End of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792014-03-06 01:21:32
  *you turn around and Vampire is seated before you* by Vampire2014-03-06 06:15:41
    Eek! by hollyberry792014-03-06 07:43:33
      Yes it was. I may have to inquire about the recipe by Vampire2014-03-06 07:45:18
        Recipe enclosed. by Vampire2014-03-06 12:09:17
  *walks in, walks over to brick wall* by rebill2014-03-06 05:55:09
    Speshul Snowflakes must be handled carefully by hollyberry792014-03-06 07:42:49
      *feathers start floating about* by rebill2014-03-06 12:23:47
  *sashays in loudly, heavily disturbing the silence by LongFist2014-03-06 05:20:07
    But but but but by hollyberry792014-03-06 07:40:49
      The rule clearly states that "If you don't grow up by LongFist2014-03-06 09:57:08
Poll of the Day: What's your favorite food? by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 01:04:20
  I don't have _a_ favourite food. by kahuana2014-03-06 21:58:23
  Wiki has roadkill cuisine by Crawl2014-03-06 10:26:18
  Salad, oddly enough by UGuardian2014-03-06 08:29:42
    I actually like AYCE Salad Bars... by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 09:18:06
      I have the reverse problem by UGuardian2014-03-06 11:40:25
        *Stabs you in comedic jealousy* Hate you! Hate You by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 12:34:17
          Actually, it's more of problem by UGuardian2014-03-06 13:21:20
            Oh, I know... *Hugs* by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 16:32:04
  A few favourites. by ag_wyvern2014-03-06 08:15:01
    *GarfieldWindowSucker* Mmmmmm.... Food! by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 09:09:18
  Braaaaaai by koosvannermerwe2014-03-06 07:23:40
    *sounds of a zombie hitting glass* by firehawk2014-03-06 15:15:00
    Oooohhhh... that sounds tasty! =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 09:05:17
  Venison Tenderloin by jsr2014-03-06 06:53:26
    *Stands in line, plate in hand* =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 09:00:22
  Pizza! by Freakazoid2014-03-06 06:32:48
    PIZZA!!! by mridenour2014-03-06 11:55:07
      Nothing green? by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 12:28:14
    Sooooo close, but no. by basher202014-03-06 09:26:01
      "Deep dish" is yucky... =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 09:47:34
    A bacon pizza sounds pretty good... by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:57:45
  raw sushi by Vampire2014-03-06 06:26:24
    MMmmmmm... Wriggly. =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:54:24
  The answer is BACON! by wabbit652014-03-06 05:36:49
    Your logic is impeccable. =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:48:46
    I do not like bacon, with 2 exceptions. by Vampire2014-03-06 07:43:53
      GASP! HEATHEN! You... don't... like... Bacon? by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:51:15
      I also do not like bacon, with 2 exceptions. by adiplomat2014-03-06 08:04:22
        *makes Dippy a BBB* by firehawk2014-03-06 10:47:03
          Almost forgot. by firehawk2014-03-06 10:47:59
            *Steps into line, holding out my tray* by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 12:26:16
              *hands it to you on a bacon tray* by firehawk2014-03-06 12:55:12
  Braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnssss!! by CALL-1982014-03-06 05:30:05
    Actually, CDC would've outlawed brains. by adiplomat2014-03-06 10:28:05
    *RoffleMao* XD XD XD (n/t) by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:46:23
    one thing to add here by Klymer2014-03-06 06:12:40
      I can't add anything to this... (n/t) by firehawk2014-03-06 06:59:28
  Team, tablesvega, patoote, dalas & serted by Crawl2014-03-06 05:02:12
    Dry, sandy things? (I think you meant "STRESSED") by wwill2014-03-06 20:37:20
      I thank you (n/t) by Crawl2014-03-07 01:37:15
  Something Hot with Dead Animals in it. by Hieraco2014-03-06 03:13:39
    Mmmmm... Dead Critter. =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:33:17
    You would greatly enjoy my burgoo then. by Vampire2014-03-06 06:27:30
    Chinese cuisine without dead animals by asimov2014-03-06 03:47:34
      Fine. You be vegetarian, I'll be carnivore. by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:38:32
        Vegetables are not food, they are what food eats!! (n/t) by jsr2014-03-06 15:02:20
      "Thou shall not Murder" is more accurate by Hieraco2014-03-06 04:12:37
        ^this^ by Vampire2014-03-06 06:31:26
      <Deleted><Deleted>2014-03-06 06:19:01
        Mods! M-M-M-Multiple posts by Hieraco2014-03-06 04:14:14
          You trust your machine? ;-P by MatthewDBA2014-03-06 06:20:10
      <Deleted><Deleted>2014-03-06 06:18:45
  Decisions, decisions .... by ideur2014-03-06 03:03:46
    180 people at a time?! O.O =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:28:57
  Home made pasta alla carbonara by hollyberry792014-03-06 02:50:56
    *GarfieldWindowSucker* ... *Drools on the window* by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:24:07
    Got a Recipe?? by robertltux2014-03-06 07:35:31
  Hmmmm... "Teriyaki Salmon" by Ascag2014-03-06 02:43:16
    Mmmmm... Koi. =-)p by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:21:05
  oooo, tough one. by Baenlynn2014-03-06 01:43:09
    Some day I hope to take you up on that chilli dog. by wwill2014-03-06 20:07:22
    Mmmm... Nachos. =-D by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 08:16:47
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2014-03-06 01:00:01
Attn: Peaceman by Hieraco2014-03-06 00:40:06
  Inudat. by Peace_Man2014-03-06 06:00:15
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2014-03-06 00:30:01
  Ridiculously detailed code in ICD-10 by firehawk2014-03-06 11:01:18
    Health insurance is just plain wrong. by Peace_Man2014-03-06 12:41:41
      Fallicy in first argument by basher202014-03-06 14:53:35
        The problem, and the reason why health care by Peace_Man2014-03-06 20:58:28
        You've addressed the risk. by firehawk2014-03-06 15:18:17
      A fun bit about health care here by PeKaJe2014-03-06 14:12:07
        That's a problem in comparing a lot of stats by basher202014-03-06 15:01:04
The HentaiMoose thread by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 00:01:02
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2014-03-06 00:00:01
  Transcription by mtempsch2014-03-06 05:13:51
    Now Pitr needs to design a new one... by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 09:26:54
      As to firing things... by mtempsch2014-03-06 11:22:13
        There's an easier way. by ShadowSystems2014-03-06 12:20:25
          When launched from a Space-based EMRC, by twixt2014-03-06 14:40:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2014-03-06 00:00:01
  CicciolinaviolatedTheLittlestHoboinmomsbasement by andyz2014-03-06 08:12:27

 

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