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Cartoon for Feb 07, 2014
Strip for Feb 07, 2014
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ATTN: oot by hadji2014-02-08 11:06:19
heh i just found a mistake in a movie by joecrouse2014-02-07 22:43:10
  Again, lets get it on in used in a movie set by joecrouse2014-02-07 22:58:23
    yes this kind of thing bothers me ... a lot (n/t) by joecrouse2014-02-07 23:02:48
      its also not listed on the imdb as a goof. (n/t) by joecrouse2014-02-07 23:12:18
I am going to kill my mother in law... by Baenlynn2014-02-07 22:13:55
  So... by firehawk2014-02-07 22:36:57
    Yeah. trying to look into that now. by Baenlynn2014-02-07 22:39:47
      Is there a timeframe on her moving there with you? by firehawk2014-02-07 22:44:26
        timeline is less than two years now... by Baenlynn2014-02-07 22:46:14
          That's always a risk. by firehawk2014-02-07 22:55:42
            Should have said... by firehawk2014-02-07 22:56:15
Our bulldog is laying in front of the TV by tully2014-02-07 20:14:45
It is hard to type with a band-aid on your by radiowave9112014-02-07 18:08:45
  Don't type with that hand/finger. by Klaranth2014-02-07 18:21:22
Attn: wwill - You've got e-mail by radiowave9112014-02-07 18:05:53
  FedEx is easiest for you? Use that. Check paypal. by wwill2014-02-07 21:12:56
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2014-02-07 18:00:01
Odd thought Suppose a Satanist by joecrouse2014-02-07 15:23:54
  why do I feel like I've stepped into a Bug' comic? (n/t) by Baenlynn2014-02-07 20:44:02
    Bug comics? Better than a Chick Tract! by wwill2014-02-07 20:53:35
      Anything is better than a Chick tract by Baenlynn2014-02-07 22:17:18
  Why would he? (n/t) by Klaranth2014-02-07 15:40:40
    stands to reason that a christian by joecrouse2014-02-07 15:54:05
      Ehm, No. They both go to Purgatory. by Klaranth2014-02-07 16:23:51
        Is that in Texas ? (n/t) by bobmon2014-02-07 16:45:56
          Texa$$ is just the sphincter the enema goes in. (n/t) by wwill2014-02-07 20:20:56
          Apparently, there are a few branches. by Clovis Man2014-02-07 16:57:48
          I think that would be Binge. by kahuana2014-02-07 16:50:27
I have a second interview! (n/t) by confused.brit2014-02-07 15:12:09
  *high five* by firehawk2014-02-07 15:42:10
  What happened to your first? by hadji2014-02-07 15:25:43
    She should be more worried about it being flushed by Klaranth2014-02-07 15:30:50
      Based on pictures I have seen, that would be a by radiowave9112014-02-07 18:07:03
Leonard Nimoy Says Stop Smoking Now, Not Later. by Snate2014-02-07 14:26:37
Because Zombies & Beavers are funny... by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 13:46:40
  ZombieBeaver? I say "nay nay!" Zombeav! (n/t) by kahuana2014-02-07 16:20:05
  The last spoken line in the trailer says it all. (n/t) by SSpiffy2014-02-07 13:52:32
First there were CAPTCHAs, now GOTCHAs? by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 13:41:21
  I dont even know what they want to have as an by Klaranth2014-02-07 13:47:24
    It's obviously a very sad clown. by hadji2014-02-07 15:21:59
      How does GOTCHA work, if people write down by Klaranth2014-02-07 15:39:47
Need a ruling here: how many jokes by SnappingTurtle2014-02-07 13:36:39
  Error: mistaking quantity with variety. by kahuana2014-02-07 22:10:00
  IDIC: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations: by LongFist2014-02-07 13:54:01
    anything can be funny. by joecrouse2014-02-07 14:07:56
  Really big but not infinite by basher202014-02-07 13:52:10
    presumably an infinity of difference (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2014-02-07 14:20:31
  Well, since the Universe is limitless... by tonyz2014-02-07 13:50:14
  Probably only a couple of dozen archetypes... by RetiQlum22014-02-07 13:40:44
  What is a joke for us, may be serious business by Klaranth2014-02-07 13:38:18
    Since the universe is infinite, by hieraco2014-02-07 17:00:15
    Since the universe is infinite, by hieraco2014-02-07 16:50:46
Has the Olympics gone too far? by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 13:35:00
  I make a predicion: by aix tom2014-02-07 16:46:05
    May I make another prediction? by kahuana2014-02-07 22:03:04
    I would suggest it might be less by binkley2014-02-07 17:36:42
    Sadly that's not all that far-fetched. (n/t) by Snate2014-02-07 17:28:03
  Some stories about the IOC's insanity. by Snate2014-02-07 13:57:03
    That only solidifies my POV... =-( by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 14:17:04
      Did you not notice that NBC didnt show the opening by wwill2014-02-07 14:37:22
        NBC is delaying the Opening Ceremony broadcast by sspiffy2014-02-07 20:13:22
  Looks like the rights policing that is standard by basher202014-02-07 13:50:16
    So Profits trump Free Speech? (n/t) by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 14:05:19
      Free Speech ends at the shoreline. by wabbit652014-02-07 15:55:59
        IOC should've been the contractors for Sochi, then by kahuana2014-02-07 16:55:58
      Nothing new there. by firehawk2014-02-07 15:39:30
        Welcome to the Corporate Police States Of America. (n/t) by wwill2014-02-07 15:40:57
          s/America/the World/ At least in this case anyway. by Snate2014-02-07 15:52:55
  The IOC has been batppop crazy for a while now. (n/t) by Snate2014-02-07 13:40:38
    s/batppop/batpoop/ (n/t) by Snate2014-02-07 13:41:12
Efteling amusement park, seen through by Klaranth2014-02-07 13:19:28
Right, so to stop iTunes from barfing up by davydd2014-02-07 12:52:15
  Yep, I had to do that. by kelli2172014-02-07 18:59:47
  One of the best things I did...Revo Uninstaller. by TranceWarp2014-02-07 14:58:43
  It did for me by emlaabs2014-02-07 12:54:13
    Oh, I assume it will work by davydd2014-02-07 13:00:53
just *thinking* about going back... by Garrinka2014-02-07 12:24:38
  and considering this is the first vday by Garrinka2014-02-07 12:26:04
    It's really a Hallmark holiday anyway by mridenour2014-02-07 12:57:54
    Celebrate a different day by Sonri2014-02-07 12:52:53
Coworkers keep asking for harder subnetting by hadji2014-02-07 11:31:52
  Subnetting seems to place a lot of import to '.' by kahuana2014-02-07 22:12:51
  Quibble: are those subnets, or just network addres by bobmon2014-02-07 12:57:47
    It's an IP address range with a subnet mask. by hadji2014-02-07 14:28:39
  Very, very many (1050628?) by oot2014-02-07 12:30:49
    I get 1050630 by kahuana2014-02-07 16:10:10
      Okay, upon review I see that's the # of networks by kahuana2014-02-07 16:28:38
        Exercise #1:... by firehawk2014-02-07 16:44:51
          Game show! by kahuana2014-02-07 16:47:32
    Reading wwill's response more and more closely by hadji2014-02-07 15:06:25
    One of us is wrong about the number of subnets. by hadji2014-02-07 14:34:38
      You were correct by oot2014-02-07 19:29:26
      But you used the word THROUGH between them. by wwill2014-02-07 14:45:26
        Right. That's why it was a difficult question. by hadji2014-02-07 14:52:53
          Mind you, there's a chance I got too clever for my by hadji2014-02-07 14:55:37
            The problem isn't how you're looking at it, but by wwill2014-02-07 15:11:17
              Well, yeah. And I have to be fair to how I stated by hadji2014-02-07 15:17:07
  Can someone explain this to me? by Klaranth2014-02-07 12:13:38
    Sure. by hadji2014-02-07 14:50:56
      "Perform a bitwise Exclusive OR (XOR) on these two by wwill2014-02-07 15:37:39
  <Capt Picard> There are 4 subnets! ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2014-02-07 11:45:38
    And he'd be off by a couple. I'd go with "Many" (n/t) by dwarf_sfu2014-02-07 11:47:40
      Actually that mask only allows for 2 subnets. (n/t) by vampire2014-02-07 12:26:19
        No, it allows for a lot more by oot2014-02-07 12:34:22
          I revise my answer to 3.14159_ subnets by Classic_Jon2014-02-07 14:50:33
            If it's ethernet, I go with 2.71828 subnets by kahuana2014-02-07 22:23:24
              *slaps kahuana* by oot2014-02-08 00:13:26
Does homeowner's insurance cover super-hero damage by SnappingTurtle2014-02-07 11:25:15
  Didn't they address this in Hancock? by wabbit652014-02-07 15:59:59
  In such a Universe I would expect there to be by vampire2014-02-07 12:28:37
    expect a lot of wrangling by basher202014-02-07 12:49:05
  I remember the Superman comics from the 60's by wwill2014-02-07 12:18:16
  In the specific case you mentioned by basher202014-02-07 11:54:45
  well some polices cover damage from plane debree by Garrinka2014-02-07 11:31:54
    A more realistic question: meteors by SnappingTurtle2014-02-07 11:35:54
      that incident has happened before ;) by Garrinka2014-02-07 12:06:43
      That woudl be considered an by Classic_Jon2014-02-07 11:44:21
        Not according to this article: by SnappingTurtle2014-02-07 11:48:02
          It depends by basher202014-02-07 12:45:35
  In one superheroverse I'm familiar with by UGuardian2014-02-07 11:30:45
  I think it is available as a rider. (n/t) by CALL-1982014-02-07 11:29:30
  In a world where such things exist I would think by Classic_Jon2014-02-07 11:27:29
    Makes sense. Would also need a poltergeist rider by SnappingTurtle2014-02-07 11:32:56
Dang! I was right about natural gas availability. by tonyz2014-02-07 11:19:12
  SOL? (n/t) by Klaranth2014-02-07 12:14:33
    <feces> out of luck. "No way will it happen." (n/t) by wwill2014-02-07 12:23:54
good news Im not peeing blood anymore by joecrouse2014-02-07 11:15:06
  *Wince* GetWellSoon! *Wibble* (n/t) by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 13:36:15
    im fine Was ready to go to work today by joecrouse2014-02-07 14:11:23
      Which only proves the Boss' point... by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 15:48:19
  Ouch. BTDT but at least a neighbour could drive me by wwill2014-02-07 13:35:49
    They already located it with sonogram by joecrouse2014-02-07 14:21:03
      Yup, sounds like calcium oxalate or phosphate, the by wwill2014-02-07 15:06:25
        I made pineapple smoothie for lunch by joecrouse2014-02-07 15:25:34
          Use yoghurt in the smoothies. High in potassium... (n/t) by wwill2014-02-07 15:39:50
            Used heavy cream... by joecrouse2014-02-07 15:56:55
    im not waking up little old men and laides by joecrouse2014-02-07 14:17:23
  Yeah, been there by mridenour2014-02-07 11:55:01
  o.0 *sends mega healing vibes* by Garrinka2014-02-07 11:30:08
    at 700 dollars for less than 1 mile ride by joecrouse2014-02-07 12:37:22
      trust me i know this by garrinka2014-02-07 15:40:39
      *shakes head* by ag_wyvern2014-02-07 12:54:26
        It actually is, as it has to be priced that way by joecrouse2014-02-07 13:11:40
    Will take more than that to make me black out from by joecrouse2014-02-07 11:42:24
    Hon, I KNOW it is Friday, but seriously TMI : by Klaranth2014-02-07 11:33:41
      :P I've had to *drive myself* to the *hospital* by Garrinka2014-02-07 12:03:29
        No gutter AND Friday ...... yeah, not gonna happen by Klaranth2014-02-07 12:12:12
      How is that TMI? We wouldn't expect anything less by vdp2014-02-07 11:56:44
        maybe because people push for *specifics* by Garrinka2014-02-07 12:08:42
Heh, amusing. 3g improvement though LTE rollout by Freakazoid2014-02-07 10:54:24
Attn: Windows Video Editing UFicle by radiowave9112014-02-07 10:45:17
  Pinnacle Studio works well for digital editing by Hieraco2014-02-07 17:31:00
  avidemux used to have a Windows version (n/t) by vdp2014-02-07 12:03:55
    still does, but for what it's worth, by tonyz2014-02-07 14:58:35
  In the Windows ecosystem, by tonyz2014-02-07 11:00:09
New Humble Bundle: Sid Meier. by TranceWarp2014-02-07 10:40:10
  Poke poke nudge nudge : by Klaranth2014-02-07 11:12:50
Spotify/iPad users:Check out the Pacemaker App. :) (n/t) by tonyz2014-02-07 10:32:16
KSP Daily Launch : KSP Star Wars . by Klaranth2014-02-07 09:55:05
mr. peabody is coming back :) by Garrinka2014-02-07 09:42:13
  Chris carter (creator of the x-files) is developin by Garrinka2014-02-07 11:06:33
  I can only remember the terrible puns.... (n/t) by Crawl2014-02-07 10:10:23
    Kinda sticks there, but it was consistant... by TranceWarp2014-02-07 10:18:10
  For those not in that age bracket... by TranceWarp2014-02-07 09:57:05
    I saw the reruns... many *many* moons by Garrinka2014-02-07 11:04:36
      Some of the other sections to appear on occasion: by TranceWarp2014-02-07 14:00:44
      \o . I loved those shows. (n/t) by SaylorA2014-02-07 12:53:45
    A WayBack Machine? (n/t) by Klaranth2014-02-07 10:01:56
      Yeah...how it worked in thae cartoon: by TranceWarp2014-02-07 10:08:13
  Oh, that is SO cool (n/t) by mridenour2014-02-07 09:56:47
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2014-02-07 09:00:01
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2014-02-07 06:51:45
ATTN Klaranth by wabbit652014-02-07 05:38:00
  Yes, I got that, but I wondered that by Klaranth2014-02-07 07:29:23
    Each plus applies to the preceding character by vdp2014-02-07 08:03:29
      Shows how much I know about coding and syntax by Klaranth2014-02-07 08:16:14
        heh, i'm the opposite by Freakazoid2014-02-07 08:35:32
          Treat words as a different kind of code by andyz2014-02-07 09:44:23
            conversation needs try/catch blocks (n/t) by Freakazoid2014-02-07 13:10:22
            Yeah, ...... you just lost me there. by Klaranth2014-02-07 09:55:53
              Think along the lines of... by dwarf_sfu2014-02-07 12:56:12
                I understood up till : by Klaranth2014-02-07 13:36:31
          As long as I keep in mind, nobody is out to by Klaranth2014-02-07 09:26:37
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2014-02-07 04:46:58
New BOFH You know where by Hieraco2014-02-07 04:31:48
  "Holy Cow! It's a synopsis of my marriage!" by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 08:08:57
From the Inbox by Eboreg2014-02-07 04:08:41
  Hollyberry79 can you puppysit?? by robertltux2014-02-07 07:07:04
  *omnomnom* (n/t) by Klymer2014-02-07 06:54:17
Attn: ripley8 by CALL-1982014-02-07 04:07:08
  I'm sure there are likeable features for it. by ripley82014-02-07 16:53:38
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2014-02-07 04:00:02
Attn: wwill by CALL-1982014-02-07 03:36:44
  Even though I am not in the project I am going to by vampire2014-02-07 06:31:58
    How recent is your experience? by andyz2014-02-07 09:41:19
      I have not directly used it in months and I have by vampire2014-02-07 09:48:16
Question about blindness by Klaranth2014-02-07 01:43:02
  Yes. Research says very differently. by CALL-1982014-02-07 03:03:11
    So there is a good chance the game wont work by Klaranth2014-02-07 07:33:25
      That is correct. by CALL-1982014-02-07 08:54:57
        Idea/Suggestion: Perhaps we could get a by LongFist2014-02-07 10:44:28
          Should have asked someone I know on tuesday by ripley82014-02-07 17:03:56
            As ShadowSystems suggested, I be checking in by Klaranth2014-02-07 17:48:32
            Yes. NOT OPEN at all. by Klaranth2014-02-07 17:46:42
          That would be an ideal solution. by CALL-1982014-02-07 11:03:37
            I would suggest that SHADOWSYSTEMS be the ideal by Klaranth2014-02-07 11:54:27
              Google a local Blind/VI Support Group. by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 13:24:27
        OTOH, SHOULD we? by Klaranth2014-02-07 10:39:07
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2014-02-07 01:00:01
Illiways, the Café at the End of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792014-02-07 00:53:04
  A steaming mug of motivation, please. by magpie492014-02-07 09:17:36
    I Can haz Puppies! by robertltux2014-02-07 09:29:05
    *fills mug with hot choc* by hollyberry792014-02-07 09:21:16
      Did the job nicely. Thanks! by magpie492014-02-07 16:46:13
      "Brownies in a powercut" by rebill2014-02-07 11:07:09
  *shiver* by vampire2014-02-07 06:33:27
    *pours JBM* by hollyberry792014-02-07 06:48:58
      *stuffs hot water bottle in pants* by vampire2014-02-07 07:13:00
  *stares at weather forecast* by rebill2014-02-07 05:36:13
    We can pretend it's not happening? by hollyberry792014-02-07 06:56:02
      We won't get above freezing until MAYBE next week. by wwill2014-02-07 10:35:27
        well find your happy place SOMEHOW by robertltux2014-02-07 12:49:20
          I'd rather lock the idiot in a cellar and forget by wwill2014-02-07 15:54:33
  *walks in encased in ice* by firehawk2014-02-07 02:50:36
    *loads zombie into wheelbarrow* by hollyberry792014-02-07 03:39:19
    *brings in kettle* by Klymer2014-02-07 03:09:54
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2014-02-07 00:30:01
  Is NSA spied upon by youtube ? by SciSSorS2014-02-07 02:28:18
    Why is it that you smile by binkley2014-02-07 17:58:56
    The suspicion is that Russia monitored and leaked. by firehawk2014-02-07 02:49:58
      Looks to me by basher202014-02-07 14:03:47
    She is Assistant Secretary of State by Klaranth2014-02-07 02:33:23
ATTN CALL-198 : Archives are sent. (n/t) by Klaranth2014-02-07 00:02:03
  Thanks but I had the archives. by CALL-1982014-02-07 03:10:00
    Like I pointed out on yesterday's board, by Klaranth2014-02-07 07:30:52
      Okay, I didn't look that close. by CALL-1982014-02-07 08:24:00
        Archive UF-Codemonkeys mailing list by wwill2014-02-07 10:44:49
          All lowercase. Thank you. (n/t) by CALL-1982014-02-07 12:19:03
          Ehm, Wwill, I mentioned the following earlier in by Klaranth2014-02-07 11:57:18
            Check the list options and you will find under by wwill2014-02-07 20:49:37
              ATTN: Klaranth You got a copy of the new by wwill2014-02-07 21:05:36
        You just GOT the archive. by Klaranth2014-02-07 09:29:50
    Grumbles about 3am bug and taking forever to post. by CALL-1982014-02-07 03:39:22
The HentaiMoose thread by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 00:01:01
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2014-02-07 00:00:01
  Transcription by mtempsch2014-02-07 03:07:03
    *Arrives with a titanicly oversized pencil* by ShadowSystems2014-02-07 08:03:14
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2014-02-07 00:00:00

 

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