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Cartoon for Dec 08, 2012
Strip for Dec 08, 2012
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Windows XP Solitare: Score-10,006 Time-75 by SaylorA2012-12-08 21:29:45
I'm a Building a Dinosaur. by joecrouse2012-12-08 21:17:53
  Done, by joecrouse2012-12-09 00:08:23
  What? You mean it doesn't by Clovis Man2012-12-08 22:14:05
    <Deleted><Deleted>2012-12-08 23:41:21
      oh MODS! (n/t) by joecrouse2012-12-08 22:21:19
    no but I do own an espresso maker by joecrouse2012-12-08 22:20:25
      That's payment in kind, remember. by McNutcase2012-12-08 22:34:47
        Seperate from monetary value by joecrouse2012-12-08 23:38:56
  iza woodn dynosar. by themadkansan2012-12-08 21:20:56
    Better is a Wooden Radio controled by joecrouse2012-12-08 21:25:13
      rawr? by themadkansan2012-12-08 22:08:44
Schlock: Oh-Em-Effin-Gee by wabbit652012-12-08 20:49:38
I need a dozen tiny robots, disguised as cookies! (n/t) by rebill2012-12-08 19:42:08
  *gives rebill a dozen disguised as robots* by firehawk2012-12-08 19:45:32
    GAH! This is not my night for typing. by firehawk2012-12-08 19:45:53
      Hmmmm by rebill2012-12-08 19:53:25
        Only brusque because it lacks serif. (n/t) by kahuana2012-12-08 20:24:47
          *eats the lack of serif* by firehawk2012-12-08 20:28:27
            I think Hegel would say "being". (n/t) by kahuana2012-12-08 20:43:35
              *eats being* by firehawk2012-12-08 21:06:37
                Don't forget Neitzche! (n/t) by rebill2012-12-08 21:25:15
                  Why ever not? I have endeavoured for years by wwill2012-12-08 22:07:32
                    Because you can't eat just one by rebill2012-12-08 23:23:55
                      >NOM< by firehawk2012-12-08 23:53:50
I just got back from seeing the movie Flight. by SaylorA2012-12-08 19:34:40
  ^^^ major plot reveal inside (n/t) by morenna2012-12-08 20:30:18
I ♥LTE. by sgrunt2012-12-08 19:30:50
  *eats sgrunt's LTE* by firehawk2012-12-08 19:33:28
    You again! by sgrunt2012-12-08 19:35:03
      HA! You can't eat that much. by firehawk2012-12-08 19:39:11
        *eats all the forces of nature* by sgrunt2012-12-08 19:55:19
          *eats all the force of non-nature* by firehawk2012-12-08 20:10:16
            eat π. by themadkansan2012-12-08 21:20:08
              >NOM< by firehawk2012-12-08 21:33:50
                Now you're just being irrational. (n/t) by sgrunt2012-12-08 21:34:50
                  And you're surprised? by firehawk2012-12-08 21:35:37
    dammit... by firehawk2012-12-08 19:33:47
Very bad evening. Wife fell, face-first, hard. by wwill2012-12-08 18:35:34
  How's the dog? by Klaranth2012-12-08 19:33:31
    C'mon, get your priorities straight by TrogL2012-12-10 07:31:12
    Of course I checked her over. She was fine. by wwill2012-12-08 19:44:44
      Are you sure that isn't a cat? (n/t) by vampire2012-12-08 23:29:43
  owie. ~:( (n/t) by themadkansan2012-12-08 19:00:45
  OUCH! (n/t) by geopsychic2012-12-08 18:45:17
  {{{wwill and wwifee}}} by firehawk2012-12-08 18:38:34
    We know who both of her parents are. It's on her by wwill2012-12-08 19:47:14
      Long as she's okay... by firehawk2012-12-08 20:11:29
        Got them both to go to sleep. Wishing I was also. (n/t) by wwill2012-12-08 22:09:21
          One thing I'm pretty certain of, there is going to by wwill2012-12-08 22:25:20
            I'm sure you'll get her through it. (n/t) by firehawk2012-12-08 23:54:32
SOTM: Take on me by veran2012-12-08 18:15:05
  Someone please locate and remove... by firehawk2012-12-08 18:43:19
  Counters with a Ska Version by Real Big Fish by joecrouse2012-12-08 18:33:33
    Usually I hate cross-genre remakes, but... by firehawk2012-12-08 18:41:28
      There are a LOT of good Ska Remakes by joecrouse2012-12-08 19:58:15
        There is also a Save Ferris version of by joecrouse2012-12-08 20:00:40
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2012-12-08 18:00:02
At family's request, I just kidnapped a conifer. by andyz2012-12-08 17:09:15
Currently watching: GI: Joe, the movie by veran2012-12-08 15:24:09
  Why subject yourself to that much by Clovis Man2012-12-08 22:08:31
  The cartoons were not much better by joecrouse2012-12-08 15:27:27
    But did they have sinking ice? by veran2012-12-08 16:03:47
      Ah, you're watching The Rise of Cobra. by retiqlum22012-12-08 16:36:57
        Yes, and plenty amusing it was by veran2012-12-08 16:45:05
    Robot Chicken's was best. by kahuana2012-12-08 15:48:34
    cartoon? what cartoon? by themadkansan2012-12-08 15:45:18
      no arguement but they were by joecrouse2012-12-08 15:49:06
        I know. by themadkansan2012-12-08 15:51:19
Skipped one of my arthritis meds and took an by wwill2012-12-08 15:06:49
  {{{wwill}}} by firehawk2012-12-08 16:47:57
and my money issues just got solved by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:29:32
  How'd the getaway go? by veran2012-12-08 11:42:01
    pretty clean almost tripped over the dog by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:48:55
      Did the dog hit a fruitcart and explode? (n/t) by veran2012-12-08 15:21:46
        aroo? (n/t) by joecrouse2012-12-08 15:28:25
          That always happens during getaways. (n/t) by veran2012-12-08 16:04:26
  To bad the post office is closed by now by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:33:45
When your wheels spin inside the tires... by tonyz2012-12-08 11:01:38
Group: "Austin! It's s4!" by kahuana2012-12-08 10:59:33
  Sorry. I like coffee, by magpie492012-12-08 16:31:55
    I just have to wonder: How'd they get an elephant by kahuana2012-12-08 16:36:19
      more importantly how do you deal with by joecrouse2012-12-08 17:02:27
        according to the article, the elephants don't get by magpie492012-12-08 17:38:19
A phone-related, SIM-related hypothetical. by sgrunt2012-12-08 09:54:30
  It appears that as with many phones... by firehawk2012-12-08 13:00:57
    Here's the thing: by sgrunt2012-12-08 13:33:03
      Chances are the basebands are identical, just diff by intrinsic2012-12-08 14:39:07
    More details... by firehawk2012-12-08 13:04:34
  A side question, for the S III-savvy. by sgrunt2012-12-08 10:50:22
    *eats the single definitive list* by firehawk2012-12-08 13:01:33
      You again! by sgrunt2012-12-08 13:33:28
  it should work fine in theory. by AndyA2012-12-08 10:14:17
    The "how well it will work" is what I'm after. :-P by sgrunt2012-12-08 10:50:54
      Done it a few times for Europe by abaron2012-12-08 13:03:03
        Cool website - thanks! (n/t) by sgrunt2012-12-08 13:30:08
          You're welcome. by abaron2012-12-08 13:34:50
      My kid does this all the time, he flies to places by wwill2012-12-08 12:15:29
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2012-12-08 09:00:02
anyone know a way to fix an 18 volt by joecrouse2012-12-08 08:59:52
  Buy a new one. That battery is shot. (n/t) by CALL-1982012-12-08 12:24:03
    'S what I am thinking (n/t) by joecrouse2012-12-08 12:34:12
      Seconded. by themadkansan2012-12-08 12:57:42
  Just a thought: Are you sure it's the battery? by kahuana2012-12-08 10:46:36
    naw charger charges just fine by joecrouse2012-12-08 10:58:49
      Does the battery heat up much over that time? (n/t) by kahuana2012-12-08 11:01:47
        a bit (n/t) by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:07:22
          Just saw the "Ni Cd"... might be charge memory. by kahuana2012-12-08 11:18:43
            Only for NiCad, never other types. by wwill2012-12-08 13:17:58
              Li-ion and Li-Po batteries are different. by themadkansan2012-12-08 15:36:59
              Which is why I never want to see a NiCd in any of by kahuana2012-12-08 13:21:43
            zapping is a reverse-voltage pulse. by themadkansan2012-12-08 13:08:49
  what kind of rechargeable battery? by Hieraco2012-12-08 10:02:35
    Black and Decker 18v rechargeable(n/t) by joecrouse2012-12-08 10:29:57
      but is it NiMh, Li, or Li-Po? (n/t) by tonyz2012-12-08 10:59:13
        NiCad by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:07:10
          In that case... Trash it. (well, recycle it) by Hieraco2012-12-08 13:44:07
          Try the link inside, they're local to me but by wwill2012-12-08 12:56:30
            No worries Will Black and Decker's Main by joecrouse2012-12-08 13:08:48
              Wow, I would have loved to see Beth Steel all lit. by wwill2012-12-08 13:29:44
                pouring steel was about the most by joecrouse2012-12-08 14:26:45
                just a saws all bought super cheap by joecrouse2012-12-08 13:35:53
          For that money I'll get a new battery by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:08:58
            Even re-building that battery pack is expensive. by kahuana2012-12-08 11:25:06
              ah well. by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:27:19
  battery chemistry? by AndyA2012-12-08 09:53:04
ATTN: Snate, UGuardian, and EnzoMatrix by Twitchh2012-12-08 08:47:50
  also on face book by magpie492012-12-08 14:44:03
  my email finds mine by Nightwind2012-12-08 13:06:28
  care to add another? ;) by Garrinka2012-12-08 10:06:41
    My FB handle is Vampire77 for anyone who wants it. by vampire2012-12-08 11:58:19
Bagels, Bean Dip, Bacon, n Cream Cheese! =-D by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 08:06:10
  You again! by sgrunt2012-12-08 09:16:50
    Him again! by firehawk2012-12-08 09:20:37
  bad Wolf trots over and by robertltux2012-12-08 09:03:40
    *sends helper zombies, carrying 50-gal water tank* by firehawk2012-12-08 09:06:44
      you forgot the HONK torches by robertltux2012-12-08 09:35:15
        Patience, kohai... by firehawk2012-12-08 09:50:39
  *manages to get some bean dip out neatly* by firehawk2012-12-08 08:51:03
    (While yer down there, you hear a soft Cree-Tock? by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 09:55:57
      Now that's just unrealistic. by firehawk2012-12-08 10:00:55
how in the heck did I miss Horrible Histories? :P by Garrinka2012-12-08 08:01:18
  these are hilarious! thank you! (n/t) by Zandermann2012-12-08 09:22:34
    you are welcome :) *hugs * by Garrinka2012-12-08 09:43:33
      They also have books. by confused.brit2012-12-08 17:35:12
WCG Team UserFriendly.org by geopsychic2012-12-08 07:59:33
38 years ago today my best friend became my wife. by ChuckAB2012-12-08 07:06:50
  gratz! (n/t) by morenna2012-12-08 20:19:57
  Congrats. by McNutcase2012-12-08 19:19:55
  Congrats! Our will be 7yrs in 3wks! (n/t) by corwin172012-12-08 14:12:40
    Happy 6 year 49 week anniversary. (n/t) by wwill2012-12-08 14:14:16
  Only 19 total here, but we're working on it. by wwill2012-12-08 13:33:24
  Congrats! (n/t) by Snate2012-12-08 12:08:04
  \o/ :-) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2012-12-08 10:10:46
  Congrats! by firehawk2012-12-08 08:37:47
  *Hugs you both with goopy arms* =-D by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 08:27:38
  Congrats! :) (n/t) by Bellator2012-12-08 07:40:17
  major grats hon! :) by Garrinka2012-12-08 07:24:38
Science uffies a SunLight question by robertltux2012-12-08 07:00:44
  If your beam focus is good, you'd fry the target. by raptor_872012-12-08 16:17:18
    Assuming a spherical burst from a point source... by raptor_872012-12-08 16:36:33
  Chemical allergy. Vampires use Woolite Black for by kahuana2012-12-08 07:47:53
    *THWAP* by firehawk2012-12-08 08:37:18
  Go watch the second (IIRC) blade movie. (n/t) by vampire2012-12-08 07:18:12
    stands to reason you would know all abou it by joecrouse2012-12-08 10:34:34
      In the movie the build some UV weapons. by vampire2012-12-08 11:48:29
        Not what im wondering as such by robertltux2012-12-08 12:06:14
          10 MegaWatts for how long? by retiqlum22012-12-08 15:26:38
            5 second burst by robertltux2012-12-09 10:11:07
          Blindness, serious burns, dead people by wwill2012-12-08 13:36:33
            and what "stuff" would take a hit by robertltux2012-12-08 14:03:52
              Besides people? Most plastics for one. by wwill2012-12-08 14:13:19
      *sharpens the spoon for joecrouse* by firehawk2012-12-08 10:45:04
        Dulls the spoon by joecrouse2012-12-08 10:56:52
          *eats the spoon* (n/t) by vampire2012-12-08 11:46:21
            well... I guess now there is no spoon (n/t) by joecrouse2012-12-08 11:51:59
              *eats the vampire* by firehawk2012-12-08 12:52:27
  Can be a topic for: by ExO_DsR2012-12-08 07:06:03
    Argh.. by ExO_DsR2012-12-08 07:12:22
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2012-12-08 04:46:58
So it sucks to be unemployed. The jobcentre makes by Confused.brit 2012-12-08 04:35:20
  ...vhat iss zis 'johb sentar' yu ar spikink off? by themadkansan2012-12-08 13:03:46
  {{{c.b}}} by firehawk2012-12-08 08:33:52
  (Hugs you with goopy arms) SMILE! =-D by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 08:19:08
  *hugs * by Garrinka2012-12-08 07:28:30
  The truth about "Job Centers" is by Cokish2012-12-08 05:04:23
    Not here. by Klaranth2012-12-08 05:24:36
      Also, the job centers were privatised, and while by ttlogic2012-12-08 09:06:24
        Care to tell me the name of that company that help by Klaranth2012-12-08 13:33:49
      Sounds like "Hair Club" by kahuana2012-12-08 08:21:49
  Seems to be a universal skill, (un)employment by Klaranth2012-12-08 04:51:12
    Three countries... by intrinsic2012-12-08 14:54:09
      Oh, and {{{{confused.brit}}}} (n/t) by intrinsic2012-12-08 14:54:46
    SO SAY WE ALL by robertltux2012-12-08 06:36:19
      Cause those kids got a degree? by Klaranth2012-12-08 08:58:29
        from State Pen "University" maybe by robertltux2012-12-08 09:06:18
          Young Good! by themadkansan2012-12-08 12:59:26
            Old actually shows up by robertltux2012-12-08 13:36:20
              DUN MATTER! by themadkansan2012-12-08 15:38:56
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2012-12-08 01:00:01
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2012-12-08 00:30:01
Whatever happened to Jürgen Bierlein? (n/t) by imWACC02012-12-08 00:13:56
  As of his website: by Ascag2012-12-08 03:03:57
  He decided that life inside a comic strip is way by ideur2012-12-08 00:18:08
The HentaiMoose thread by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 00:01:01
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2012-12-08 00:00:01
  Lazy transcription... by firehawk2012-12-08 08:35:45
    (Points a finger at Pitr & shouts) KILL! by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 09:49:17
  (Sets out bait... by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 08:00:43
    *eats bait* by firehawk2012-12-08 08:36:17
      (From inside his belly, rumblin out his butt comes by ShadowSystems2012-12-08 09:38:52
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2012-12-08 00:00:00
  DustpuppydancedwithaflockofSeagullsbehindthebarn by andyz2012-12-08 17:02:03

 

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