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Cartoon for Mar 20, 2012
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VLC 2.0 is out (major update). by Snate2012-03-20 23:17:53
  Some interesting naming of the versions. by Klaranth2012-03-21 00:39:40
    Must've. Yeah, you might get that impression... by wwill2012-03-21 00:44:36
  Thanks, got it. I think they always do a x.0.1 by wwill2012-03-21 00:31:56
/adds self to the pile of TTGTB UFies... by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 22:45:23
...I should at least try to go to bed. by themadkansan2012-03-20 22:00:49
OT: rm-rf/ seems to be missing something. by kahuana2012-03-20 20:40:01
  last time I used voice recognition software by Freakazoid2012-03-20 22:02:36
math question in satisfiability by dennismv2012-03-20 19:46:53
  Forget procedure 2. by pas512012-03-21 14:05:51
  Smarta3 solution: offer positions that aren't p. (n/t) by kahuana2012-03-20 20:49:15
    what? by dennismv2012-03-21 05:49:41
Well they must be liking me at work... by Baenlynn2012-03-20 19:06:03
  I hope it is at least 1.5 times your regular by vdp2012-03-20 19:18:30
    As a casual I don't think so... by Baenlynn2012-03-20 19:19:34
gahhh onboarding processes are by joecrouse2012-03-20 18:47:56
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2012-03-20 18:00:01
Sci-Fi QOTD: Windows... in SPAAAAAACE! by Baenlynn2012-03-20 15:51:17
  Besides the material, there's also the structure. by Khaar2012-03-20 23:01:04
  Replace window with a view screen that displays an by vampire2012-03-20 20:29:16
    Which works until by Clovis Man2012-03-20 20:58:18
      Speaking of the Mk I Mod 0 eyeball, did you catch by kahuana2012-03-20 21:03:41
        "get cracking" on it? What do you think by wwill2012-03-20 21:24:50
        No. I'll look it up. Thanks. (n/t) by Clovis Man2012-03-20 21:17:46
          Found it, I think. by Clovis Man2012-03-20 21:41:28
            Yup, dats der bunny. by wwill2012-03-20 21:48:45
              wonder if spin induced "gravity" counts by Freakazoid2012-03-20 21:56:46
                Yes, it seems to. It's indistinguishable by wwill2012-03-20 22:15:15
    ^^^^ this. by kahuana2012-03-20 20:45:20
  Two contemporary solutions. by Clovis Man2012-03-20 17:07:30
  Synthetic Saphire by joecrouse2012-03-20 16:54:27
    I think I have a watch with that. by kahuana2012-03-20 20:47:20
    Depending on the operating environment, by Clovis Man2012-03-20 17:22:52
    mm, right. almost forgot about that stuff. by Freakazoid2012-03-20 17:02:10
      more mundane than that by joecrouse2012-03-20 17:08:28
  last I knew, Star Wars did explain by Freakazoid2012-03-20 16:49:39
  Might be impossible by wabbit652012-03-20 16:37:29
  Manufactured quartz crystal with gold foil by wwill2012-03-20 16:26:35
    Naaah - there really is NO need for windows by Peace_Man2012-03-20 16:51:16
      yeah, if you have need of a "window" by Freakazoid2012-03-20 16:53:23
  Practically? I think they will simply not be there by PeKaJe2012-03-20 16:13:29
Dukes of Hazzard + 24 = Alarm fur Cobra 11 by veran2012-03-20 15:18:45
What is a professional data-wrangler called? by oot2012-03-20 15:10:10
  Liar. (n/t) by Khaar2012-03-20 23:04:58
  Statistical data analyst. by wwill2012-03-20 15:23:58
    ^^^^This by vdp2012-03-20 15:51:32
      I remember using SPSS in the early-mid '80s by Lab Rat2012-03-20 17:40:40
        Still being used at the U from which I'm retired. (n/t) by wwill2012-03-20 17:47:41
  Try a research foundation? by Baenlynn2012-03-20 15:21:04
  researcher/analyst (n/t) by subbywan2012-03-20 15:17:56
    /nods. Researcher and/or Analyst. (n/t) by Twitchh2012-03-20 15:22:52
      Possibly, a Research Analyst :D (n/t) by subbywan2012-03-20 15:23:25
OK... So whose bright idea was this by Clovis Man2012-03-20 14:28:50
  And you just know its the tax payers who will foot by hieraco2012-03-20 21:24:30
  Now I know I've grown up. by tonyz2012-03-20 20:33:57
  You guys in Canada must be too bored to make this by vdp2012-03-20 14:32:55
    Xena Warrior Politician! by kahuana2012-03-20 20:50:24
From the Inbox... by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 13:46:49
<Deleted> (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:37:23
  Not moderated Just bored... (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:38:02
    <CENSORED>!!! by themadkansan2012-03-20 13:38:38
I feel empowered! by hadji2012-03-20 13:26:42
  Don't need that foreach there... by jpprater2012-03-20 18:19:52
    Yes I do. by hadji2012-03-20 19:28:02
      Ah. I misunderstood. by jpprater2012-03-20 19:51:10
        Maybe, but toeach is pwn. (n/t) by kahuana2012-03-20 20:57:04
  taps Hajis power to Power my flashlight by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:33:44
    It's not a cable, it's a serial-to-parallel by wwill2012-03-20 13:56:40
      Fine i have 18 floors to search plus a storage a by joecrouse2012-03-20 14:01:24
        With wwill's help, you can search them by hadji2012-03-20 14:56:10
          You chimed in, Buster. Add yerself to the party. (n/t) by wwill2012-03-20 14:57:33
Pursuant to the Address Thread below: by themadkansan2012-03-20 13:06:54
  I've been using my current main email address, by Snate2012-03-20 22:56:43
  My spamcatcher is about the same. by kahuana2012-03-20 21:16:49
  Oldest account you can successfully email? by sazzer2012-03-20 16:12:28
  19 years & counting by Stibbons2012-03-20 15:26:23
  Spammy Webmail: 12-13 years? by Anonymous Freak2012-03-20 14:47:38
  oldest *VIABLE*? Dunno. by subbywan2012-03-20 14:33:29
    oldest one that is still working. (n/t) by themadkansan2012-03-20 14:37:00
  My primary is from 1998 by Ataraxia2012-03-20 14:20:58
  22 years by ripley82012-03-20 14:10:28
  Dec. 2009. My old ISP dropped support for by Clovis Man2012-03-20 14:08:27
  I got my current work address on July 29, 1991 by sspiffy2012-03-20 13:56:34
    same actual address, syntax and all? (n/t) by themadkansan2012-03-20 14:05:56
      Yep. (n/t) by sspiffy2012-03-20 14:07:49
  11-something years. by Khaar2012-03-20 13:45:13
    ...you've actually worked for the same company for by themadkansan2012-03-20 13:50:48
      Yup. by Khaar2012-03-20 22:12:07
  I've got one from 1997. by kelli2172012-03-20 13:25:26
  My university mainframe account was made by wwill2012-03-20 13:20:58
    "See this axe?" by OddParity2012-03-20 16:14:49
      I read Sir Pterry, too. But Agamemnon's Ship by wwill2012-03-20 16:28:51
    I'd probably say so. by themadkansan2012-03-20 13:37:39
  My primary gmail account has been around for a whi by Llyr2012-03-20 13:12:52
Can you still get "Wine Gums"?? by wwill2012-03-20 11:25:06
  Yep, amazon sell them too :) by Jeff_UK2012-03-20 12:40:40
    Amazon and I parted ways over their DRM. by wwill2012-03-20 12:47:34
  In the UK, certainly. by McNutcase2012-03-20 12:09:56
  Sure, about any shop here! by shargo2012-03-20 12:06:37
    No wine gums needed, thanks, but that recipe? by wwill2012-03-20 12:37:10
  Wine gums! Liqour ish! Rye bread! by subbywan2012-03-20 11:34:24
  google: "maynards wine gums in usa" by ag_wyvern2012-03-20 11:31:14
  Whaaaa? by PeKaJe2012-03-20 11:30:49
Math/SciFi uffies How to rate POWER by robertltux2012-03-20 11:19:18
  Very simple. You use a super power meter which... by CALL-1982012-03-20 17:01:17
  also how do you rank thinks like "soft power" by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:32:18
  You couldn't rank them on a single axis. by kelli2172012-03-20 13:04:38
    Batman gets a bit higher on the mystical side by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:30:09
      And also how does power level equate to danger? by Baenlynn2012-03-20 16:04:38
        yes a pair of "brass knuckles" made of kryptonite by joecrouse2012-03-20 16:59:26
  Horsepower & torque. by veran2012-03-20 12:46:31
  IT'S OVER 9000!!! by SnArL2012-03-20 12:20:20
  Well power is normally measured in dB or dBm by AndyA2012-03-20 12:18:30
    Or you could use Watts. by AndyA2012-03-20 12:19:58
  What kind of metahumans? by hadji2012-03-20 11:33:33
    lets limit to "born" types by robertltux2012-03-20 12:01:09
      Hard to rate things based off of physical aspects by classic_jon2012-03-20 12:06:54
        To answer your question a bit better by classic_jon2012-03-20 12:19:38
          A traveler (like NightCrawler) is highly Dangerous by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:25:44
  So who's more powerful? by MatthewDBA2012-03-20 11:30:30
    it depends by robertltux2012-03-20 12:05:23
    Superman is vulnerable to anyone that can weild by joecrouse2012-03-20 12:02:14
Huh...next time, pepper tray! by SnArL2012-03-20 11:19:09
Summon (other) Swedish UFies by Hieraco2012-03-20 10:18:03
  All you need is here by oedlan2012-03-20 13:49:41
  Don't forget to check out insurance costs by shargo2012-03-20 12:23:09
  Summon Bahamur by joresgump2012-03-20 10:55:38
  Depends by Corvus_One2012-03-20 10:51:31
    Not anymore by shargo2012-03-20 12:19:19
      Ah, well, suspected as much by Corvus_One2012-03-20 12:33:22
Craving cheese by SnArL2012-03-20 09:09:29
  Amy's pizza by UGuardian2012-03-20 10:17:12
  Offers Snarl some Toe Cheese. (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-20 09:34:10
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2012-03-20 09:00:02
Finished playing: 1213 by Eboreg2012-03-20 08:06:05
Raaah! by Corvus_One2012-03-20 07:58:30
  Foreshadowing what working for them is like? by Hieraco2012-03-20 10:11:16
WCG Team UserFriendly.org by geopsychic2012-03-20 07:16:14
I got nothing. by veran2012-03-20 06:42:41
  If it's about swastika, the symbol is valid. by Khaar2012-03-20 07:20:56
    As noted, it's a complicated meaning by veran2012-03-20 10:55:51
      Keep in mind that the Raelians by hackworth2012-03-20 18:28:51
        Many Buddhists think Gautama Buddha and by wwill2012-03-20 19:23:28
      dont forget a reverse swastika is a sign by joecrouse2012-03-20 13:36:20
        Also in China. by veran2012-03-20 14:54:06
          Falun Dafa uses several symbols. by wwill2012-03-20 15:03:03
      What some radicals think about their arab by ripley82012-03-20 12:19:14
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2012-03-20 04:59:55
Good news bad news by joecrouse2012-03-20 03:31:02
  Yeah for keeping a job! by da-gimp2012-03-20 04:01:36
    After a year of cut hours, and 6 month off by Divinar2012-03-20 07:05:06
    Then I dont get to complain about by joecrouse2012-03-20 04:43:54
      Nope, it's all good. by da-gimp2012-03-20 05:03:40
        The difference is I don't really have a right to by joecrouse2012-03-20 05:17:09
          well, yes you do by RunNeoRun2012-03-20 09:45:36
          About that right to complain thing. by vetitice2012-03-20 08:53:10
            first world problems, still cause stress (n/t) by Nightwind2012-03-20 10:27:55
            +1 by DesiredUsername2012-03-20 09:34:52
            yes. It puts things in perspective by joecrouse2012-03-20 09:33:36
              So you feel great about the pay cut by vetitice2012-03-20 09:40:41
                We're trying to say that it's ok to be annoyed. by wwill2012-03-20 09:54:16
          I am not complaining. I am fortunate. by da-gimp2012-03-20 05:29:02
oh no girl genius vs three panel soul.. o.0 by Garrinka2012-03-20 02:27:38
  Votes cast. by Klaranth2012-03-20 07:29:02
    :-D by Baenlynn2012-03-20 16:00:09
  and questionable content vs eerie cuties.. by Garrinka2012-03-20 02:32:52
    i went with eerie cuties :) (n/t) by tonyz2012-03-20 07:46:43
First time in 13 years, cat* pee'd on me. by hieraco2012-03-20 02:03:51
  A simple solution... by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 13:50:40
    Thanks, I'll remember that by Hieraco2012-03-21 07:48:12
  I remember that by rebill2012-03-20 09:33:07
  that blows hon *hugs* by Garrinka2012-03-20 02:47:55
    On the way home now by hieraco2012-03-20 02:59:51
      ahhh gotcha ... by Garrinka2012-03-20 03:03:01
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2012-03-20 02:00:02
  KoL: a Comedic Synapses. by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 20:35:04
  Well, my quest for an AoB commendation is by parastra2012-03-20 19:38:58
    Start him a character! =-D by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 20:13:45
      Or alternatively, it'll be more like: by parastra2012-03-20 21:15:51
        You can't have "Grunty the Flatulent"! =-D by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 22:42:42
  How do I use the figurines? by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 17:57:56
    Ok, there's a few steps involved here. by parastra2012-03-20 19:30:13
      O.o? Then how the hell did I do it before? by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 19:58:39
        The imbued candles can't be traded, by parastra2012-03-20 21:36:21
          Then this sucks. =-( by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 22:37:02
            You aren't the only blind one playing the game. by Klaranth2012-03-21 00:42:00
What was YOUR first email address? by bobmon2012-03-20 01:44:59
  University email by davydd2012-03-20 23:19:54
  I think my first was an AOL address. by Snate2012-03-20 22:53:39
  Well, since email is not FidoNet crashmail, by kahuana2012-03-20 20:54:09
  Mine was through my college by ypawtows2012-03-20 20:24:50
  My first personal email address was a hotmail one by sazzer2012-03-20 16:17:57
  High school address. by Anonymous Freak2012-03-20 14:57:14
  Mine was my Initials & SSN through DARPA. by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 14:00:59
  Mine, I believe, by Llyr2012-03-20 11:44:20
  College e-mail, back in '89- '90 by Ataraxia2012-03-20 11:06:58
  Well, if you allow that it only worked inside by wwill2012-03-20 10:57:13
  something something .UUCP by ripley82012-03-20 10:51:31
  so long ago, it didn't have an @ by leibold2012-03-20 09:52:20
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-20 10:15:20
    Moderated for unobfuscated email address. by Snate2012-03-20 10:18:06
    Note to Nea by rebill2012-03-20 09:42:46
      You seem to have missed the point of the rule. by AndyA2012-03-20 09:53:54
        Fair enough :) (n/t) by rebill2012-03-20 20:38:49
  Varient of my current one by azander2012-03-20 09:35:13
  2 university accounts back in 93 by AndyA2012-03-20 09:21:48
  mlink at the AOL thing by sspiffy2012-03-20 09:10:57
    ^ this. 1991 or so on AOL ('92?) by eon2012-03-20 10:27:36
  First: college and (at) DDS.NL (1994) by Cokish2012-03-20 08:43:01
  It was LongFist->at->Pipeline->dot->com by LongFist2012-03-20 08:26:23
  eee92003 by vetitice2012-03-20 08:11:06
  1st private email address by WhiTiger2012-03-20 07:58:09
    1987 by WhiTiger2012-03-20 10:04:41
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-20 08:02:22
    Moderated for unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2012-03-20 08:02:37
      I *did* warn them by Cokish2012-03-20 08:23:51
        s/sign/sigh/ by Cokish2012-03-20 08:26:06
          lol it is not your fault for people by joecrouse2012-03-20 08:29:05
            an "at" symbold not a valid e-mail makes. ;-P (n/t) by aix tom2012-03-20 09:37:41
              Tell that the Austrians by Cokish2012-03-20 12:23:31
              No but an at sign with something dot something by wwill2012-03-20 10:07:32
                to bad email addresses dont allow by joecrouse2012-03-20 11:28:56
                If you don't believe in it, don't wish them by MatthewDBA2012-03-20 10:10:34
                  You think they'd be the ones have to clean it up? by wwill2012-03-20 10:26:29
            I agree, but don't forget these are *old* email by Cokish2012-03-20 08:40:48
  University->Hotmail->ISP->self hosted->gmx.com by CALL-1982012-03-20 07:53:03
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-20 08:01:20
    Moderated for unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2012-03-20 08:01:52
  first was fido/QWK net by tonyz2012-03-20 07:42:59
  College email by schwing12012-03-20 06:55:14
  sz0815 by moddermonster2012-03-20 06:48:58
  Pipex by maspiers2012-03-20 05:35:04
  A work Lotus Notes Account by hollyberry792012-03-20 05:33:16
  It's in my diary and I still use it. by SaylorA2012-03-20 05:30:53
  'twas an AOHECK account.... by Bastetsmuse2012-03-20 05:17:55
  Juno by Nightwind2012-03-20 04:21:41
  I haven't changed it (AFAICR) by chrisbee2012-03-20 03:45:11
  Established 1984 by binkley2012-03-20 03:29:14
  A hotmail one from high school by Sonri2012-03-20 03:23:20
  My e-mail address at college by kreedah2012-03-20 03:22:00
  yahoo email with this name by joecrouse2012-03-20 03:18:17
  ID for a long dead Compuserve account by Clovis Man2012-03-20 02:45:59
  > GUYS (and gals) don't post email addresses !!! < by Cokish2012-03-20 02:28:47
  hotmail, before the Microsoft buyout by Freakazoid2012-03-20 02:13:13
    small correction: by Freakazoid2012-03-20 02:19:03
  <this nic> hotmail.com by imWACC02012-03-20 02:03:09
    Ditto by PeKaJe2012-03-20 02:50:40
      Me too! by bigmal272012-03-20 05:10:57
  The first one was from my provider. by Klaranth2012-03-20 02:01:33
  Starlight at Nuke The Whales by hieraco2012-03-20 01:58:45
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-20 08:00:14
    Moderated for unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2012-03-20 08:00:26
    Ugh MODS! Look at what I did... by Baenlynn2012-03-20 02:03:38
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-20 07:59:02
    Moderated for unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2012-03-20 07:59:58
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-20 08:00:44
    Moderated for unobfuscated email address (n/t) by Nea2012-03-20 08:00:57
What would be a good/decent alternative to by Klaranth2012-03-20 00:53:47
  normal persons answer Picassa or photobucket by joecrouse2012-03-20 05:24:16
    wait no some of you would use a seperate box by joecrouse2012-03-20 05:26:15
      And some of us by Stormkitten2012-03-20 06:45:02
        you are correct some of you would use by joecrouse2012-03-20 08:30:41
          No we use Apache because we like by wwill2012-03-20 10:24:05
            I love the fact that nobody is disagreeing with by joecrouse2012-03-20 11:26:34
              What could possibly be wrong with overkill? (n/t) by wwill2012-03-20 11:51:12
          Been tried, didnt work out as planned, by Klaranth2012-03-20 08:35:35
  For why? by hollyberry792012-03-20 02:33:38
  Personally I like Flickr best. (n/t) by aix tom2012-03-20 01:10:21
Googlefu failed by Nightwind2012-03-20 00:39:31
  not quite... by Baenlynn2012-03-20 01:47:50
    wait I made a mistake! should be 6^5 by Baenlynn2012-03-20 01:48:44
      it's ok, I could use anything by Nightwind2012-03-20 02:11:04
        Something like the chemical "half-life"? (n/t) by Khaar2012-03-20 05:35:23
  It's late, but I don't think you have that right by DesiredUsername2012-03-20 01:24:25
    that's the math that I need... lemmi try that... by Nightwind2012-03-20 01:38:50
      As far as I remember it's just plain probabilities (n/t) by DesiredUsername2012-03-20 01:41:18
        Maybe this well help? by DesiredUsername2012-03-20 01:45:29
  Statistics .. by impulz2012-03-20 01:21:46
  So, it appears you are looking at by da-gimp2012-03-20 00:57:48
    nope by Nightwind2012-03-20 01:32:25
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792012-03-20 00:38:34
  {{{hollyberry79}}} by NDwight2012-03-20 04:32:54
    {{{NDwight}}} by hollyberry792012-03-20 05:11:08
      I know the feeling of people out to get you! by ndwight2012-03-20 07:07:44
        I heart kittehs! by hollyberry792012-03-20 08:52:59
  *waves* I'm up early by Sonri2012-03-20 03:28:13
    *pours thick strong hot choc* by hollyberry792012-03-20 04:18:45
  {{{{Hollyberry}}}} by hieraco2012-03-20 02:08:41
    {{{{Hieraco}}}} by hollyberry792012-03-20 02:36:05
    Bad joke alert by mote2012-03-20 02:27:12
      *giggles* by hollyberry792012-03-20 02:36:40
        Just beware of ... <cue dramatic music> by Hieraco2012-03-20 05:11:45
        and a pirate says : "yaarrrrnnnn!" by Garrinka2012-03-20 02:39:16
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2012-03-20 00:30:02
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2012-03-20 00:30:01
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2012-03-20 00:00:02
  Transcription by andyz2012-03-20 10:30:40
    Which is why Voice Control is very, very evil. =-) by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 14:09:14
      I remember this arc well from the original dates. by wwill2012-03-20 14:26:43
        You remember the Original Ark? =-)p by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 14:49:31
          Yup. He's back. Feeling better, I assume? (n/t) by wwill2012-03-20 14:56:37
            I feel better... =-)p by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 21:18:15
          Right... What's an ark? by Clovis Man2012-03-20 14:54:08
            Whom was that? by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 18:12:20
              A young Bill Cosby doing that well known by Clovis Man2012-03-20 20:54:36
                I'll have to find the clip of him... by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 21:14:50
    Glad I checked before submitting. Thanks, AndyA. by wwill2012-03-20 10:45:00
      I think you mean thanks andyz. (n/t) by Snate2012-03-20 10:56:09
        You're right, I do. I need to go from A to Z. by wwill2012-03-20 11:01:19
          No worries. And you're welcome. by andyz2012-03-20 12:26:39
            The flu-ridden manky git? He may come up for air by wwill2012-03-20 12:44:02
              <Breaches, squaking like a Porpoise> by ShadowSystems2012-03-20 14:14:11
              Oops. Looks like I was wrong. He's baaaack. by wwill2012-03-20 13:59:51
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2012-03-20 00:00:01
  EddieMurphyphotographedAtelephoneonyourhadrdrivewh by da-gimp2012-03-20 00:17:29

 

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