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Cartoon for Mar 11, 2012
Strip for Mar 11, 2012
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Pretty sure I am in fact done with my stats paper (n/t) by Llyr2012-03-11 23:45:42
g+ now has a book club.. by Garrinka2012-03-11 20:54:54
*An owl in a French maid costume flies past* by oot2012-03-11 19:28:56
  Are you playing into ShadowSystems fantasies again by RetiQlum22012-03-11 19:36:11
    She can frolick in them if she wants to! =-D by ShadowSystems2012-03-11 20:44:36
      *slaps ShadowSystems* by oot2012-03-11 21:31:23
  It's not the French maid costume that disturbs me by bitflipper2012-03-11 19:35:24
    You were "disturbed" enough already. =-)p by ShadowSystems2012-03-11 20:37:14
      Ooooohh... Thaaaatt ffeeeeellllss ggoooooodd!!! (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 22:05:19
    ShadowSystems says: by oot2012-03-11 19:40:16
      You forgot the bit about the strapped on parts! by ShadowSystems2012-03-11 20:40:40
Speaking of nuclear generators ... by Peace_Man2012-03-11 19:24:45
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2012-03-11 18:00:01
  anyone want to get drunk with me? by Garrinka2012-03-11 20:19:42
    *slides a double down the bar to Garrinka* by bitflipper2012-03-11 20:23:57
      *catches it and downs it in one shot* by Garrinka2012-03-11 20:32:32
        *raises glass to Mama Bear and Bellator* by bitflipper2012-03-11 21:40:13
          {{{{{{{ bitflipper }}}}}}}} by Garrinka2012-03-11 22:10:35
            Oh, I'm sure there'll still be opportunities by bitflipper2012-03-11 22:32:21
My fingertips are covered in CA Glue by Radiowave9112012-03-11 17:34:52
  Surprisingly, washing out the glue bottle's spout, by bwkaz2012-03-11 22:29:19
  Plastic baggie over fingers. by tonyz2012-03-11 18:08:19
    Or food service server's gloves, box of 500 by wwill2012-03-11 18:14:32
      reading the executive summary by joecrouse2012-03-11 18:22:20
        Or other parts, by mistake. And "not the best" by wwill2012-03-11 18:29:15
          hey your talking to the guy that by joecrouse2012-03-11 18:51:29
    Yeah, that would mean thinking ahead :) by Radiowave9112012-03-11 18:13:50
      I don't think nitrile gloves will work with CA by tonyz2012-03-11 18:54:17
        Just don't use *cotton* gloves. by kahuana2012-03-11 19:33:28
        CA glue will set up on a baggie (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-11 18:55:57
      Two-by-two with hands of blue-no-purple! (n/t) by kahuana2012-03-11 18:41:12
Yay, two new tires on the car by DesiredUsername2012-03-11 17:23:18
  With all due respect, I must differ by bitflipper2012-03-11 17:26:51
one more month to go.. one more month to go.. by Garrinka2012-03-11 15:40:36
apparently my microwave is not by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:42:53
  Or use a whole, raw egg. by ShadowSystems2012-03-11 20:32:46
    Ah, the wonders of high-pressure steam by wwill2012-03-11 20:44:36
  side note electrical arcs make by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:56:45
    <Homer> Mmmm! Ozone! </Homer> (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:57:44
      Very appropriate (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:58:23
  What else was in there? by veran2012-03-11 14:50:29
    Fork. (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:53:23
      Just that? by veran2012-03-11 14:58:39
        General Tso's Chicken by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:59:56
  Was it sparkly? (n/t) by Bealz22012-03-11 14:50:21
    Dunno walked away from microwave by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:55:37
  >.< by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:47:02
  I don't know of one that is! (n/t) by Confused.brit 2012-03-11 14:45:03
  ...they make such things? by themadkansan2012-03-11 14:44:13
    they do make microwaves that wont go boom by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:52:44
      ...I've never encountered one, then. (n/t) by themadkansan2012-03-11 14:54:28
I don't know if I should be amused or disturbed by Confused.brit 2012-03-11 14:35:41
  the part that's amusing to no end by Freakazoid2012-03-11 20:10:35
    Anyone here never fallen into that trap? by bitflipper2012-03-11 20:16:32
      been a while for me by Freakazoid2012-03-11 21:00:13
  I dunno...I prefer.. by firehawk2012-03-11 17:00:25
    With added ozone, a la joecrouse and his exploding by bitflipper2012-03-11 17:01:46
  Brits ideas of food... by shargo2012-03-11 15:13:32
  Were you hungry a half hour later? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2012-03-11 14:42:12
  ...now I have the strangest hunger... (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:37:26
Walking the cat by geopsychic2012-03-11 13:28:48
  when you're done that, make sure you milk the cat by Hieraco2012-03-11 13:51:12
    ?? I hope you mean "give milk to the cat" by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:01:06
      that was a movie reference by geopsychic2012-03-11 15:01:49
        Dune by rebill2012-03-11 15:54:59
  So, did the kitten go limp, or psychotic? (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 13:31:05
    neither, he didn't want to go where they did by geopsychic2012-03-11 13:39:42
      Much easier way to "walk" a cat: by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:06:12
Windshield wipers don't last for SPIT anymore. by themadkansan2012-03-11 12:22:22
  Varies a lot in my experience by shargo2012-03-11 12:54:13
  Spit? you need a windshield tongue for that. (n/t) by kahuana2012-03-11 12:53:50
    it'd probably work better. by themadkansan2012-03-11 12:58:59
  Uh, TMK, you're supposed to use *washer fluid* by bitflipper2012-03-11 12:49:32
    ...and just where have =you= been, mister? by themadkansan2012-03-11 12:57:06
      Under... that rock, over there. by bitflipper2012-03-11 13:02:02
        ...Again? by themadkansan2012-03-11 13:07:32
          Different problems by bitflipper2012-03-11 13:20:53
            "Interesting" can go jump off a cliff. by themadkansan2012-03-11 13:22:46
              I hear ya, bro. by bitflipper2012-03-11 13:28:23
                I just wish the constant kneecapping would stop. (n/t) by themadkansan2012-03-11 13:32:00
        good and welcome back! :) by Garrinka2012-03-11 13:02:33
          *raises glass* Cheers! (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 13:05:12
attn: WorldCon peeps.. prices go up April 1st by Garrinka2012-03-11 11:45:40
Anyone else watching spring training games by joecrouse2012-03-11 11:35:01
...bleah. DST Sucks. by themadkansan2012-03-11 11:05:23
  You act like killing people for non-existent by raptor_872012-03-11 11:15:44
    hyperbol much? (n/t) by joecrouse2012-03-11 11:21:08
      Less than you'd think. by raptor_872012-03-11 11:36:25
        Hey, I know! How about we just eliminate DST, by Peace_Man2012-03-11 16:33:53
          that would require intelligence and thought by Freakazoid2012-03-11 16:52:49
          :sigh: And I suppose you'll suggest telecommuting, by bitflipper2012-03-11 16:50:49
            That's a new thought. by Peace_Man2012-03-11 20:54:18
              See, the Romans had it right all along! ;-P~~~ (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 21:42:47
            I dont mind you telecommuting by joecrouse2012-03-11 17:50:06
              Yeah, but it also means... by bitflipper2012-03-11 18:22:29
        not to mention the fact that it costs energy by Freakazoid2012-03-11 11:42:39
  how? it doesnt do anything by joecrouse2012-03-11 11:10:10
    It kills people. by McNutcase2012-03-11 11:46:03
      What adverse effects for 1 day on a weekend by joecrouse2012-03-11 14:48:09
        try affected for weeks at a time by Freakazoid2012-03-11 15:07:57
          1 hour of sleep 1 day a year by joecrouse2012-03-11 15:13:53
            I'm with tmk on this by rebill2012-03-11 15:57:08
              its not going off early. Its going off by joecrouse2012-03-11 16:09:12
                Perspective difference by rebill2012-03-11 20:59:44
                Nope. Sun is about 15 degrees lower than by bitflipper2012-03-11 16:29:14
                  but you dont get up at sunrise you get up by joecrouse2012-03-11 18:52:56
                    Which is the whole problem by bitflipper2012-03-11 19:28:29
                    I'm solar-sensitive for time.I get up with the sun by wwill2012-03-11 19:10:16
                      your conditioned by long LONG by joecrouse2012-03-11 19:17:28
                        *cough cough* there are farm*girls* here too :P by Garrinka2012-03-11 20:27:14
                        "The only"... Sad, that. Should be more people by wwill2012-03-11 19:28:42
                          *gasp!* You mean,... by bitflipper2012-03-11 19:31:23
                            Yeah, and cellophane is their natural habitat. by wwill2012-03-11 19:47:26
                              You know it's a bad idea to name your food, right? by bitflipper2012-03-11 20:12:05
                                (psst! I'm just enough Cherokee - an eighth - by wwill2012-03-11 20:29:51
                                I'm afraid I'm just a white mutt by bitflipper2012-03-11 21:51:56
            =you= may only lose an hour. by themadkansan2012-03-11 15:20:34
              plus if you have a sleep disorder by Freakazoid2012-03-11 15:42:49
                I have half a dozen sleep disorder by joecrouse2012-03-11 16:10:34
                  yeah, and? by Freakazoid2012-03-11 16:28:59
                    Most people dont notice it till by joecrouse2012-03-11 18:54:46
      Deaths are correlated ith everything. (n/t) by hackworth2012-03-11 12:29:37
WCG Team UserFriendly.org by geopsychic2012-03-11 10:37:12
Yea me! \o/ by Hieraco2012-03-11 09:18:46
  Good luck! by rebill2012-03-11 13:02:18
    Already blooded it testing the motor start up by Hieraco2012-03-11 13:44:55
      First test flight ... by aix tom2012-03-11 14:14:24
        Can you hear me Aix Tom? Can you hear me, Aix Tom? by rebill2012-03-11 21:02:57
  Threadjack! by shargo2012-03-11 12:51:51
    Awesome stuff by Hieraco2012-03-11 13:52:46
  RealFlight FREE Update B by tonyz2012-03-11 11:11:22
    Sweet! will they do a 500X for me? by Hieraco2012-03-11 13:36:54
      well,to me... by tonyz2012-03-11 15:38:41
  It's not fun unless it can become an international by kahuana2012-03-11 10:38:49
    Well it can, But I want to do it deliberately by Hieraco2012-03-11 13:33:47
  That is a pretty lame happy dance (n/t) by DesiredUsername2012-03-11 10:21:02
  Aw :( by callithrix2012-03-11 09:29:17
    Close, one of these by hieraco2012-03-11 13:58:55
Welp, when everything else fails by Corvus_One2012-03-11 09:07:01
  Just trying to raise some dough for Gooshy by Hieraco2012-03-11 09:20:12
    I don't think you responded where you think you di by RetiQlum22012-03-11 10:25:03
      Don't we advance our posts by 1 TLP? (n/t) by kahuana2012-03-11 11:08:54
Inbread cat by oot2012-03-11 09:05:17
  There is a whole site of those pics by Nea2012-03-11 09:21:27
    stuff on my cat... yes? ;) by Garrinka2012-03-11 10:05:31
      Nope, breaded cats by diginferno2012-03-11 10:33:07
        never heard of that one :) and I though cats watch by Garrinka2012-03-11 10:58:25
          It's called The Infinite Cat Project. (n/t) by RetiQlum22012-03-11 13:14:03
            needs updating to video (n/t) by Nightwind2012-03-11 13:33:25
  Description for ShadowSystems (spoiler) by oot2012-03-11 09:12:32
    MMmmmmm... breaded p- by ShadowSystems2012-03-11 20:48:33
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2012-03-11 09:00:01
Life as a 40DDDDDDDDDDD by Garrinka2012-03-11 06:38:58
  "Fertility godesses have curves" by bitflipper2012-03-11 13:19:05
  The odds of a 40N are rather low by joecrouse2012-03-11 09:52:09
    I don't know about the probability of N cups, by Nea2012-03-11 19:27:15
      Incompatible terms. Mutually exclusive. by wwill2012-03-11 19:50:24
        Ah, young love! by bitflipper2012-03-11 20:18:21
          "Young"???? lololololololololol by wwill2012-03-11 20:36:17
    Inquisitive minds like to know : by Klaranth2012-03-11 15:20:30
      You know, Klar, sometimes, curiosity is its own by bitflipper2012-03-11 15:23:31
  Im chiming in before I even get into the story by joecrouse2012-03-11 09:35:13
  first thing she mentions by tonyz2012-03-11 09:07:41
    She cant stand up straight by joecrouse2012-03-11 09:56:49
  There are letters that go beyond D by Lady-Luna2012-03-11 09:05:28
    She also admits int he article to by joecrouse2012-03-11 09:55:44
Just came down for a night-time snack by Danu2012-03-11 06:20:12
  s/walk/watch the stars/ by Danu2012-03-11 06:35:05
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2012-03-11 05:22:55
I'll get a little ahead of things. Any good books by wwill2012-03-11 03:08:30
  Trying something new: "Good Omens" by Ol_Gunner2012-03-11 14:11:49
    I found it to be excellent,... by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:36:21
      It's good. by veran2012-03-11 14:49:08
      Don't leave the audiobook in the car too long. ;-) (n/t) by morenna2012-03-11 14:40:26
        Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango by bitflipper2012-03-11 14:59:57
  they had to put the aproval process in by joecrouse2012-03-11 09:58:33
  Fu-Manchu by veran2012-03-11 09:34:03
  Just started "Before they are hanged" by davydd2012-03-11 09:21:39
  Intruder, by C.J.Cherryh by ripley82012-03-11 08:20:32
    Now there's an author I haven't seen in years by Confused.brit 2012-03-11 15:23:02
      Chanur was the captain's name. Cat-like, by wwill2012-03-11 17:41:18
      Yep. Not the Chanur series. And highly recommended by ripley82012-03-11 15:59:30
        13th... by KeineAhnung2012-03-11 17:33:32
  Princess of Mars - John Carter by Hieraco2012-03-11 08:19:55
    written "around" the same time.. by Garrinka2012-03-11 08:32:33
      All the best stuff was written then by veran2012-03-11 09:32:45
        I disagree slightly by joecrouse2012-03-11 10:14:51
  Old Testament, book of Amos by callithrix2012-03-11 07:52:03
  Codex: Space Wolves and Codex: Necrons by Garrinka2012-03-11 07:19:33
  How far are you from MD ? by Klaranth2012-03-11 06:44:43
    Hes about 900 miles away by joecrouse2012-03-11 10:01:21
      that site hasnt been maintained in 7 years by joecrouse2012-03-11 10:12:49
    Ah, the manual has been written by by Klaranth2012-03-11 06:48:36
      Already written them a note to ask by joecrouse2012-03-11 10:07:18
        hmm email must be down on thier end by joecrouse2012-03-11 10:09:53
  175 lifehackingtips. (n/t) by Klaranth2012-03-11 06:39:45
  Re-reading 2010: Odyssey Two, mostly on my morning by ttlogic2012-03-11 04:33:42
    If you're interested in some background on the by Clovis Man2012-03-11 05:10:08
      That sounds indeed interesting. I'll keep an eye by ttlogic2012-03-11 08:58:05
  Not much, working too much by mote2012-03-11 04:26:15
  Still on Theodore Rex. by Clovis Man2012-03-11 03:29:39
    Don't forget to watch the movie Theodore Rex, by Klaranth2012-03-11 06:55:33
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2012-03-11 03:00:01
  ATTN ShadowSystems : by Klaranth2012-03-11 03:15:57
    I should probably Ascend before I Descend. =-)p by ShadowSystems2012-03-11 21:07:39
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-11 03:27:35
    MODS Hey Klaranth, can you pop down to ARGH, below by wwill2012-03-11 04:00:39
      I'm not a mod. (n/t) by Klaranth2012-03-11 04:31:24
Two weeks until Summer time by Oedlan2012-03-11 01:45:44
  Hmmm ... by ideur2012-03-11 01:58:16
    Well, the gulf stream begs to differ by Corvus_One2012-03-11 03:34:40
Whoa... Now *that* was intense... by Clovis Man2012-03-11 00:54:39
  Have you seen Coriolanus yet? by Garrinka2012-03-11 06:47:03
    I heard about it, but it's not something by Clovis Man2012-03-11 12:14:13
  If you aren't presently playing in it, by wwill2012-03-11 01:35:22
    OK. Old habits... by Clovis Man2012-03-11 03:26:36
Politics Discussion by mekkanik_mike2012-03-11 00:30:01
  So... That means- by JRCameron2012-03-11 00:37:38
    it was also a fine place for mass debating by vetitice2012-03-11 09:22:21
    Actually this is one of the few serious places by wwill2012-03-11 01:36:36
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg! by ideur2012-03-11 00:19:02
  DST: how to make a rope longer... by bitflipper2012-03-11 12:52:23
    Depends on how you use the rope by DesiredUsername2012-03-11 15:03:09
      *backs away slowly* (n/t) by bitflipper2012-03-11 15:10:32
  evil, evil stuff... lost an hour of sleep by Freakazoid2012-03-11 11:08:28
    Meh. Try losing a day and waiting by Clovis Man2012-03-11 12:31:38
  <Deleted><Deleted>2012-03-11 09:36:48
    Moderate: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2012-03-11 09:37:26
  ... Thanks to George III by rebill2012-03-11 03:12:07
    You can't blame George III for that. by pas512012-03-11 03:33:43
      I think that was a poke at George W Bush by Nea2012-03-11 09:40:21
        Hmm first reply went poof by rebill2012-03-11 13:07:15
          That's Windows's fault. by bwkaz2012-03-11 22:40:59
    The logic behind? by ideur2012-03-11 03:25:40
      Oh, I understand why by rebill2012-03-11 13:04:17
      For the current use, blame by Clovis Man2012-03-11 03:34:36
Translations and Transcriptions by Nea2012-03-11 00:00:01
  Transcription by wwill2012-03-11 03:58:15
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2012-03-11 00:00:00
  ScullylitAtelephoneinthebackseatusingblinktags by ideur2012-03-11 00:09:00

 

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