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C+A+D: Ohhhhh. Exciting by oedlan2011-08-30 23:53:33
I don't want to alarm anyone but ShadowSystems... (n/t) by RetiQlum22011-08-30 23:47:58
  ShadowSystem's remains un-alarmed by Hieraco2011-08-30 23:53:52
WTH is that thing? by notdeadyet2011-08-30 22:53:20
  That's a TAM with the custom Bose sound system. by wwill2011-08-30 23:12:51
  It's a speaker. by themadkansan2011-08-30 22:56:43
    Ah, duh. Must get eyes checked. Thanks! (n/t) by notdeadyet2011-08-30 22:57:31
      np. I only recognized from the dashes on either by themadkansan2011-08-30 23:00:15
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2011-08-30 22:00:02
The New Resentment of the Poor by kelli2172011-08-30 21:39:03
ATTN: wwill by firehawk2011-08-30 21:15:59
  iii Happy Birthday wwill iii (n/t) by Danu2011-08-31 00:48:34
  Thanks, y'all. by wwill2011-08-30 22:32:27
    If it was close enough for you... by firehawk2011-08-30 22:38:34
      More like a ricochet, About done with this by wwill2011-08-30 22:56:49
        try a polycarbonate jar, maybe? by themadkansan2011-08-30 23:04:05
          Going to try using gel packing inside by wwill2011-08-30 23:15:14
            Boy, you are just =daring= them to get at that by themadkansan2011-08-30 23:24:12
              There WILL be JAM Tomorrow!* by wwill2011-08-30 23:35:34
                "Dear Customer: by themadkansan2011-08-30 23:41:57
                  "Twice." (n/t) by wwill2011-08-30 23:45:44
  yay burfey! by themadkansan2011-08-30 22:21:33
  Indeed. And may your returns be happy ones. (n/t) by kelli2172011-08-30 21:30:30
Stolen from FB (watch your drink) by ChuckAB2011-08-30 21:10:02
  I'm just enough Cherokee to find that just about by wwill2011-08-30 23:45:14
What are some good Canadian job search sites? (n/t) by subbywan2011-08-30 21:08:33
Just rewatched Human Nature/Family of Blood by firehawk2011-08-30 20:59:56
  hmmmm... by Nea2011-08-30 21:08:38
    I think he plays two characters very well. by firehawk2011-08-30 21:11:44
  He never raised his voice. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 21:04:46
    And wouldn't you know it: by RetiQlum22011-08-30 21:13:21
      GAH! by firehawk2011-08-30 21:14:38
        I fixeded it! by RetiQlum22011-08-30 21:30:30
          The X-ray telescope... by firehawk2011-08-30 22:41:30
    I understand why he ran. by firehawk2011-08-30 21:12:10
Did the Mods take a day off? by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 20:49:15
  done. :P (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2011-08-30 22:49:48
  Did you mean the install attempt? by Nea2011-08-30 21:01:39
    I think I'm with the looney git. by firehawk2011-08-30 21:03:00
      I carry a blade with me... by Nea2011-08-30 21:10:44
        *looks down at torso* by firehawk2011-08-30 21:14:06
          So tempting to make a Friday comment... by ShadoCat2011-08-30 22:11:00
            *snicker* (n/t) by firehawk2011-08-30 22:42:51
  >burps up a pair of jackboots< by firehawk2011-08-30 20:58:36
Off to a comic book party in a bit. Wish me luck. by Snate2011-08-30 20:04:24
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BORED! (n/t) by joecrouse2011-08-30 20:03:57
Dragon*Con in 2 days! (n/t) by subbywan2011-08-30 19:58:09
  Coulton's gonna be there. :-) (n/t) by hadji2011-08-30 20:42:36
    Dushku too. by subbywan2011-08-30 20:47:18
      I hate all of you that can afford to go. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 21:16:52
        You can hate me, btw. by subbywan2011-08-30 21:28:26
        DON'T HATE ME! by hadji2011-08-30 21:23:53
          That was more or less a knee jerk reaction. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 21:35:21
            all the best ones, except D*C :P (n/t) by subbywan2011-08-30 21:41:25
              Still too far away right now. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 22:06:31
        I need to get a 2TB drive and get a copy of the by subbywan2011-08-30 21:21:42
      And Nimoy doesn't have many appearances left. by kelli2172011-08-30 21:14:39
        yah :( I miss Takei too. He is *SO* nice. (n/t) by subbywan2011-08-30 21:16:03
      Oh, and Jefferson Starship too. (n/t) by subbywan2011-08-30 20:48:09
  Bring a big suitcase. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 20:00:44
    This will be my 8th one, 6th year working by subbywan2011-08-30 20:04:14
      I think Reti needs to go with his original post :) by Radiowave9112011-08-30 20:14:12
        He could always road-trip down :P (n/t) by subbywan2011-08-30 20:27:47
  Wish i could go by joecrouse2011-08-30 20:00:34
Thanks, Uficle! by jdelphiki2011-08-30 19:56:20
  Oh, and "posted from Mac X Pro" by jdelphiki2011-08-30 19:59:54
Attn: lenmear by Radiowave9112011-08-30 18:56:56
  Thanks. I'll be sure to check out those by lenmear2011-08-30 19:47:06
Possible New Star Trek Series with Real Potential by Snate2011-08-30 18:15:18
  interesting. at least it isn't that by Freakazoid2011-08-30 19:26:40
Well this ought to be interesting by DesertRat662011-08-30 17:31:26
  Yeah, you can find me in the Smoky Mountains. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 19:50:31
  Mold by rebill2011-08-30 18:44:11
    For mold a breather mask should be sufficient? by vampire2011-08-30 18:57:20
      Rat infestation/roach infestation by joecrouse2011-08-30 19:10:50
  Meth lab? by Hieraco2011-08-30 18:07:34
    I wouldn't necessarily think a pathogen suit by Radiowave9112011-08-30 18:47:40
      For a pathogen suit, I'd think viral or bacterial. (n/t) by vampire2011-08-30 18:58:51
        It's DR66. I'm a betting man but... by RetiQlum22011-08-30 19:55:55
Who are they kidding? by Peace_Man2011-08-30 17:21:48
  The most important debt is not a mortgage by abaron2011-08-30 22:37:52
  at 4.23 fixed 30 It may not be by joecrouse2011-08-30 17:57:41
F4ing unbelievable by Eboreg2011-08-30 16:54:18
  Maybe you're paying for that stunning AI? by kahuana2011-08-30 17:01:52
    Maybe not by Eboreg2011-08-30 17:17:20
      and the money goes WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! by Baenlynn2011-08-30 20:04:06
Please tell me this isn't typical of "professional by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 16:33:02
  Oh, you can't beat her to death. by Klaranth2011-08-30 17:40:35
  Terry Brooks nests series by kapnkrunch2011-08-30 16:41:49
    Anne McCaffrey : Pern Series. (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 17:38:35
    *FacePalmGroan* Great... Just great. by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 17:16:49
WOW, CNN is covering the resignation by imrambi2011-08-30 15:44:19
  What's the next unit down from a yoctosecond? (n/t) by kelli2172011-08-30 20:37:06
Fixing to kick HP's you know what... by tonyz2011-08-30 14:57:52
  SD or SDHC? by corwin172011-08-30 15:22:34
    It doesn't say "SDHC" on the card reader by tonyz2011-08-30 15:35:34
      Check for a driver update on the HP website by intrinsic2011-08-30 16:14:53
        Very good suggestion by tonyz2011-08-30 17:12:15
          Ah, that'd be an issue ;oD by InTrinsiC2011-08-30 18:04:59
<rant>We need a responsibility license... by Baenlynn2011-08-30 14:56:31
  Super Cars by tonyz2011-08-30 15:18:22
  Hmm, I quite like that idea by intrinsic2011-08-30 15:11:49
    Hadn't heard of it. by Baenlynn2011-08-30 15:58:53
amusing game of the moment: by Freakazoid2011-08-30 14:44:03
  Watched the vids... by tonyz2011-08-30 17:06:05
    yeah, be prepared for *lots* of failures by Freakazoid2011-08-30 17:23:41
For the love of $deity... by Baenlynn2011-08-30 13:53:09
  If this is a schedule change conflict? by tonyz2011-08-30 15:29:00
    Yeah I got here from the all-nighter by Baenlynn2011-08-30 15:59:54
  Polaramine by intrinsic2011-08-30 14:52:52
    {{{intrinsic}}} by Baenlynn2011-08-30 14:58:17
      Hope it helps by intrinsic2011-08-30 15:05:36
  It works for some people and not others but you by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:06:31
    Melatonin, Magnesium, 5-HTP tryptophan. by themadkansan2011-08-30 14:42:22
    Which is why I wont TOUCH em by joecrouse2011-08-30 14:09:45
      I was only taking half of what they had prescribed by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:11:48
        I was prescribed Tylenol 3 after my sinus surgery by emlaabs2011-08-30 14:33:25
          I avoid them whenever possible by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:37:42
            probably expired by now then (n/t) by emlaabs2011-08-30 14:39:03
  Diphenhydramine Hydro Chloride. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 14:02:09
    Agreed by Radiowave9112011-08-30 18:45:46
    ^what he said. (n/t) by joecrouse2011-08-30 14:07:38
  Tylenol PM take 2 around 7 pm. by joecrouse2011-08-30 13:56:47
    Usually it only takes a night or two. by Baenlynn2011-08-30 14:05:15
      I've tried melatonin. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 14:10:05
        White noise in the bedroom. by Klaranth2011-08-30 15:13:15
          And not too much melatonin! by wwill2011-08-30 21:41:17
            try 10mg. (n/t) by themadkansan2011-08-30 22:19:44
              Some can take that much. MOST can't. by wwill2011-08-30 22:37:47
                no, is what Ma gave me to try. by themadkansan2011-08-30 22:51:38
                  Try smaller doses of the melatonin by wwill2011-08-30 23:19:57
                    hafta get some difrent pills, looks like. by themadkansan2011-08-31 00:03:50
                      Crush them, divide the powder, it's tasteless. by wwill2011-08-31 00:36:29
      Tylenol PM should be over the counter by joecrouse2011-08-30 14:06:23
        Can't find it in the online catalogue... by Baenlynn2011-08-30 14:09:27
    Which is diphenhydramine with... by RetiQlum22011-08-30 14:04:18
Suggestion for converting wma to m4a in Lion? by rook_mtl2011-08-30 13:52:12
  I've used a program called Switch. by Llyr2011-08-30 14:38:34
    Thanks! I'm downloading the free version now. by rook_mtl2011-08-30 15:49:29
  Isn't m4a the same as aac? (n/t) by vdp2011-08-30 14:00:17
Combine StarWars, StarTrek, and Harry Potter... by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:42:18
  Rule 1: Machine parts diminish capacity for by vampire2011-08-30 18:29:12
    So, Magic, Force, or Tech? by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 18:40:33
      Darth Vader was pretty powerful to begin with. by vampire2011-08-30 22:13:01
  Naw. by hadji2011-08-30 14:22:39
    And millions of FanBoiz suddenly explode by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 14:48:30
      Actually not so sure about that by basher202011-08-30 15:16:49
        She wore clothes for one main reason... by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 15:49:39
          your talking actress by basher202011-08-30 20:21:19
      *SIGH* If only..... (n/t) by frostbait2011-08-30 14:59:55
  Attack of the Merchandisers by basher202011-08-30 14:16:55
    Wasn't this covered in Space Balls the mercendise? (n/t) by NDwight2011-08-30 14:18:17
  I, Redshirt. by rebill2011-08-30 14:05:09
  The revenge of the apostrophe? by vdp2011-08-30 13:55:22
  Harry Potter and the Half-Borg Sith (n/t) by Baenlynn2011-08-30 13:49:18
    Harry Potter and the Droids of Wolf359 (n/t) by corwin172011-08-30 13:51:03
      Attack of the Death Eaters by Baenlynn2011-08-30 13:55:42
Identify this engine: by veran2011-08-30 12:55:25
  Doubtful - may be a diesel by schwing12011-08-30 19:20:32
  Not likely a Chevy engine. It's not orange. by SaylorA2011-08-30 13:15:59
    GM Switched to black in the 80s (n/t) by DesertRat662011-08-30 13:22:46
  What does the big black label say it is? by tonyz2011-08-30 13:15:46
    Can't say. by veran2011-08-30 13:19:31
      Buick etc. did make a 5.7L Diesel. If it has by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:23:44
        "92, no way it's a diesel. by veran2011-08-30 13:27:43
          Wikiality says it should be an L05. by McNutcase2011-08-30 13:53:12
            L05, for sure by sspiffy2011-08-30 15:36:16
          Plus, I see plug leads. by McNutcase2011-08-30 13:37:30
            The engina has been refurbished recently. by veran2011-08-30 13:41:52
          Again, the only way to difinitively answer your by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:35:27
  TPI means Tuned Port Injection? Maybe, I am not by NDwight2011-08-30 13:12:14
    I have no idea. (n/t) by veran2011-08-30 13:15:28
  If it is, it's not mounted in a Corvette. by kelli2172011-08-30 13:07:40
    The TPI is in an number of different cars by veran2011-08-30 13:11:41
      Could be. by kelli2172011-08-30 14:12:22
  Not sure about the 'vette part... by rook_mtl2011-08-30 12:59:15
    It's the same thing, tuned way down. by veran2011-08-30 13:07:07
  Only way to know for sure by DesertRat662011-08-30 12:58:41
    Do what DR66 said and look on the block for the by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:18:07
      My personal favourite theory: by veran2011-08-30 13:21:17
        Again, get the # off the block and look it up! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:24:48
          See the image? by veran2011-08-30 13:26:53
            Get the guy to send you more pictures. by kelli2172011-08-30 13:36:17
              As it is, I'm trying to convince him by veran2011-08-30 13:40:45
                A Diesel will run on Gas for about 2 seconds by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:42:10
                  Don't understimate the power of TPI! (n/t) by veran2011-08-30 13:47:28
            Then have him get you the VIN of the by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:30:27
              The real reason why I'm doing this: by veran2011-08-30 14:08:27
    It's in a Buick Roadmaster. by veran2011-08-30 13:00:44
      Wait.... by DesertRat662011-08-30 13:21:46
        That looks suspiciously different (n/t) by veran2011-08-30 13:25:37
Another newspaper doesn't get online content by emlaabs2011-08-30 12:43:08
  What aren't they getting? (n/t) by vampire2011-08-30 22:26:16
  My local paper kinda get's it. by aix tom2011-08-30 14:17:27
  Attn: Snate by emlaabs2011-08-30 12:48:56
    Thanks (n/t) by Snate2011-08-30 13:56:52
Maybe the Sun is responsible after all by DesertRat662011-08-30 12:35:14
  Response from GCR skeptic by tallastro2011-08-30 14:35:52
  The article in Nature has a CERN scientist by hadji2011-08-30 14:04:37
    And from the abstract by vdp2011-08-30 14:29:31
    If you want to understand the science, you have to by hadji2011-08-30 14:11:14
      Nor to your misrepresentations of by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:27:06
        I quoted. Directly. by hadji2011-08-30 14:46:22
    They both say essentially the same thing by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:10:08
      No, they are not by vdp2011-08-30 14:20:34
        You just don't understand weapons grade snark by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:25:02
      So, all the Republicans who claim that by hadji2011-08-30 14:16:41
        I look at the absolute basic math by joecrouse2011-08-30 18:11:31
          I respect your tone, but I don't buy the method.. by hadji2011-08-30 19:52:07
        Might want to learn to read first (n/t) by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:18:34
          I love how I'm still that important. by hadji2011-08-30 14:49:06
  Link to Nature article by DesiredUsername2011-08-30 13:14:48
    And a quote by vdp2011-08-30 13:24:54
      From the press release by DesertRat662011-08-30 13:43:11
        Ah, see, that's your mistake. by hadji2011-08-30 15:00:36
          Feel free to run around like chicken little by DesertRat662011-08-30 17:20:22
            Indeed. Us smart kids will be over here. by hadji2011-08-30 17:48:49
              No no no...you have it backwards. by firehawk2011-08-30 18:42:39
        Except for Algore. Only he understands by Lab Rat2011-08-30 13:49:51
          You know, discrediting Al Gore really does by Peace_Man2011-08-30 14:12:15
            But mocking Al Gore is enjoyable! (n/t) by RetiQlum22011-08-30 16:55:36
              I seem to recall a bunch of you HAMMERING me by wwill2011-08-30 22:06:54
                Sad sad little man by DesertRat662011-08-31 06:41:20
                Aww - come on. Don't be like that. by Peace_Man2011-08-30 23:20:22
                  Uhh, Maube use of logic? Willingness to admit by wwill2011-08-30 23:34:02
                    Going two for two tonight? by DesertRat662011-08-31 06:45:17
                    A few more... by Peace_Man2011-08-30 23:55:41
            I am having fun because Algore's blathering by Lab Rat2011-08-30 15:08:01
              Glad to hear you enjoy it. by Peace_Man2011-08-30 16:01:00
            You can not argue that Al Gore is profiting off by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:14:14
              That's what I mean. by Peace_Man2011-08-30 14:30:49
                Scarily enough, that statement makes sense. :) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:33:48
            Who's discrediting AlGore? by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:13:59
          Which he'll sell you for only by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:01:54
            New! from AL-CO it is the CO2-O-Matic by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:07:47
    s/article/press release/ by DesiredUsername2011-08-30 13:16:34
      And finally, there's a PDF at the end of that link by DesiredUsername2011-08-30 13:41:31
        One comment after the Whatsupwiththat by Peace_Man2011-08-30 14:24:35
          Journalism 426 "Making People Look Bad" by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:28:55
  Woah. CERN is by SnArL2011-08-30 12:51:08
    And Anti-Science! by VivianC2011-08-30 13:08:18
    SnArL, ya beat me to it. (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-08-30 12:53:21
You spin me right round baby by SnArL2011-08-30 12:08:46
  Do you want a by hadji2011-08-30 12:29:32
    Um, the 2nd link is the same as the 1st. (n/t) by Snate2011-08-30 14:18:38
      What? No it's not. by hadji2011-08-30 14:52:53
President Obama’s illegal immigrant uncle had by Lab Rat2011-08-30 10:59:36
  All I'm sayin is... by tonyz2011-08-30 12:04:52
  Driver's License too by DesertRat662011-08-30 11:45:24
    He had them since 1992. And? (n/t) by vdp2011-08-30 12:23:05
      Good, now we have a starting point by DesertRat662011-08-30 12:27:11
        Was he an illegal immigrant in 1992? (n/t) by vdp2011-08-30 12:36:33
          You tell me by DesertRat662011-08-30 12:41:23
            The date was in the article you linked to by vdp2011-08-30 12:44:21
              Quote from the article: by hadji2011-08-30 13:00:10
                Hmm, the spokesman for an attorney by vdp2011-08-30 13:19:20
                  OK, I read that wrong. I thought it was an by hadji2011-08-30 13:25:12
              Considering the prolific market for such documents by DesertRat662011-08-30 12:56:16
                Prolific market for by vdp2011-08-30 13:01:40
                  Again, legal, in this conext may not necessarily by hadji2011-08-30 13:29:32
                    No, that is not what I meant. DR66 clarified his by vdp2011-08-30 13:34:06
                  Forged documents to get both by DesertRat662011-08-30 13:24:10
                    They arnt hard to get NOW. (n/t) by joecrouse2011-08-30 13:37:34
                      No... by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:05:53
                        You would be shocked at how many people by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:09:49
                          Doubt it by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:17:38
                            Fair enough ;) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:22:11
                    In that case wouldn't that make it quite by vdp2011-08-30 13:37:01
                      Nope by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:04:16
              "must be" is the wrong phrase. by hadji2011-08-30 12:51:20
                "Must be assumed" as in "most likely" by vdp2011-08-30 12:59:07
                  Mmm, no. I think in this context, by hadji2011-08-30 13:03:51
                    The fact that he is an illegal immigrant by vdp2011-08-30 13:16:03
                      I'm assuming you missed my other post. by hadji2011-08-30 13:19:27
                    Point of information... by McNutcase2011-08-30 13:05:35
                      You can also have a CCW Permit by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:16:14
                        Once I get citizenship, I can do CMP. by McNutcase2011-08-30 14:20:27
                      I can go one better than that. by AndyA2011-08-30 14:07:23
                        I can imagine. by McNutcase2011-08-30 14:11:21
                          If you didn't have to spend 6 1/2 hours sitting in by AndyA2011-08-30 14:19:40
                            I'm not sure on that one. by McNutcase2011-08-30 14:25:39
                      Yes, I know, but covering every possibility by hadji2011-08-30 13:07:07
              Sorry, "the article LabRat linked to" (n/t) by vdp2011-08-30 12:45:15
    Why is this important news? by PeKaJe2011-08-30 11:56:21
      Because he's related to the POTUS. (n/t) by RetiQlum22011-08-30 12:00:04
        The same reason Laura Bush's car accident was (n/t) by the_diggity2011-08-30 12:04:09
          Not quite by AndyA2011-08-30 12:23:26
            According to Obama's book, by UGuardian2011-08-30 13:03:12
            It's Obama. Everything is his fault. by vdp2011-08-30 12:24:35
              So, why does he always blame Bush or Earthquakes by DesertRat662011-08-30 12:28:05
          Or when their daughters were seen *gasp* by Lab Rat2011-08-30 12:06:38
            Jenna Bush used to call in to 97.1 The Eagle by SnArL2011-08-30 12:11:13
              I recall they got arrested once for being drunk wh by Klaranth2011-08-30 12:26:13
                A couple of corrections/clarifications. by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:12:36
          Bah, this was supposed to go under PeKaJe's post (n/t) by the_diggity2011-08-30 12:06:28
        Just being related doesn't mean much. by Nea2011-08-30 12:03:15
          Its the Implied special treatment. (n/t) by joecrouse2011-08-30 12:06:43
            How is this special treatment? by AndyA2011-08-30 12:20:46
              I said implied by joecrouse2011-08-30 13:17:46
            He's not the first illegal immigrant relative of by Lab Rat2011-08-30 12:11:35
              And is there any evidence of the earlier ones by AndyA2011-08-30 12:28:44
                I don't know if his Aunt received special by Lab Rat2011-08-30 12:42:11
                  So are you advocating that she does receive by vdp2011-08-30 12:48:21
                    No, she should be deported because by Lab Rat2011-08-30 12:51:28
                      Like all the others who should be deported by vdp2011-08-30 13:04:26
                        Not necessarily at the top of the by Lab Rat2011-08-30 13:41:14
                      Wrong tense; by UGuardian2011-08-30 13:02:18
                        was there any or could there be any influence by joecrouse2011-08-30 13:16:11
                          Is it possible? Yes, of course. by AndyA2011-08-30 13:38:35
                          Possibly. It would be interesting to see by Lab Rat2011-08-30 13:37:47
                            Not that that would actually prove anything by AndyA2011-08-30 13:42:13
                              I know. Just think it would be interesting (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-08-30 13:44:48
                                A quick google gives it as about 50% by AndyA2011-08-30 13:52:05
        And? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 12:00:52
          And that's why it's in the news. (n/t) by RetiQlum22011-08-30 12:41:56
          It seems to me, by UGuardian2011-08-30 12:06:05
            I agree. by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 12:34:25
              And I agree with you; by UGuardian2011-08-30 12:54:48
                Didn't act? What was he expected to do? (n/t) by vdp2011-08-30 13:05:39
                  The way I see it, by UGuardian2011-08-30 13:16:22
            POTUS is a reflection of the average American. (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 12:18:19
          I think the implication by pas512011-08-30 12:02:22
My new favorite music video! by SouthpawPL2011-08-30 10:21:56
  "Okay, now that that's over with... by Eboreg2011-08-30 10:55:18
Hoody hoo! I have in interview on Friday! (n/t) by RetiQlum22011-08-30 09:58:51
  So that Pron job suggestion I gave you a few month by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:07:51
    For his sake, I hope not by schwing12011-08-30 11:04:24
Gunwalker scandal: ATF director out of top job by DesertRat662011-08-30 09:41:50
  UPDATE! U.S. Attorney for Arizona resigns by DesertRat662011-08-30 14:21:42
  I think that they should get more than a by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 10:04:25
    My guess is these moves are a warning by DesertRat662011-08-30 10:11:01
      or "if you shut up, we will promote you." (n/t) by imrambi2011-08-30 10:25:11
      The DOJ and other "judicial authoities" by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 10:24:07
        By all indications by DesertRat662011-08-30 10:28:15
          like I said, "should" ...and sadly, I agree that by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 10:32:40
  It's a start. Now lets get the rest of 'em out. by SouthpawPL2011-08-30 09:59:04
  Keep going by imrambi2011-08-30 09:56:58
Does Superman need to watch his cholesterol? by Snate2011-08-30 09:34:43
  Probably explained away by his by SouthpawPL2011-08-30 09:52:39
    I always wondered why he put by vvpete2011-08-30 10:34:49
  What he need to watch is by joresgump2011-08-30 09:38:52
    With the Xray vision, he'd end up seeing by Klaranth2011-08-30 09:58:37
      I refer you to the First Superman film by basher202011-08-30 10:32:49
        ^^This^^ Selective vision :D (n/t) by joresgump2011-08-30 11:15:46
Waiting for my new shinies by imrambi2011-08-30 09:30:24
I'm going to the Berghoff for a Reuben . . . by hadji2011-08-30 09:26:20
  I haven't had a Reuben sammich in years. by kahuana2011-08-30 16:57:22
  *shakes fist* Curse you hadji!! by SaylorA2011-08-30 10:48:53
    I should have taken a picture to tease you. by hadji2011-08-30 11:24:20
      Yes, my mouth is watering. by SaylorA2011-08-30 12:16:56
      I'd like to go for a slab of corned beef... by kelli2172011-08-30 11:48:30
That's kind of amusing... by imperito2011-08-30 09:25:51
  Illegal programs. by pas512011-08-30 11:46:01
    You will be de-rezzed. (n/t) by hadji2011-08-30 11:51:54
  Engineering, Educational ,etc... (n/t) by vdp2011-08-30 09:32:20
  Those are the ones w/o syntax errors. by bobmon2011-08-30 09:31:43
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2011-08-30 09:00:02
I know that this is a correct usage of the words by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 08:42:18
  Would it help to know that "Bistro" is Russian? by wwill2011-08-30 22:29:39
  Asian bistro is a common name by vdp2011-08-30 09:16:54
  Heh... by imperito2011-08-30 08:50:07
    The name is "Tom" :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 08:52:09
What's wrong with these pictures? (Fun with RPGs) by DesertRat662011-08-30 08:40:49
  Why people need training with firearms: by RetiQlum22011-08-30 12:39:28
  I seem to be missing something. by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:01:23
    The subjects of the photos have by SouthpawPL2011-08-30 10:07:07
      RPG = = by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 10:09:56
      Thanks for explaining that. by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:09:01
        Think of those aliens in The Fifth Element by RetiQlum22011-08-30 11:59:32
        How RPGs Work by DesertRat662011-08-30 10:15:05
  *dies laughing* by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 08:50:44
    Do those things have a back-blast (or a kick?) by rebill2011-08-30 12:28:37
      Lots of back-blast, no kick. by McNutcase2011-08-30 12:45:17
        I chose not to assume. by rebill2011-08-30 13:47:52
          The tube is a tube with a trigger... not really by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:50:16
            thus proving that you can't make anything idiot by joecrouse2011-08-30 14:00:03
              This leads to one of my favorite sayings. by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 14:02:56
    Imagine how the photographer would feel by DesertRat662011-08-30 08:53:29
      *don't fwoosh me bro!* :-D (n/t) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 09:01:34
  nothing! by ideur2011-08-30 08:48:28
Attn: ChuckAB by tonyz2011-08-30 08:22:29
Really LILO? really? by tonyz2011-08-30 08:13:56
  i've since moved onto grub by Freakazoid2011-08-30 08:29:08
    I much prefer GRUB, not so happy about some of the by intrinsic2011-08-30 15:03:12
Too good to be true? by Hieraco2011-08-30 08:05:24
  Even the quoted original price seems low by shargo2011-08-30 08:19:43
    Thanks. I'll contact the seller and get more info by Hieraco2011-08-30 10:53:25
Attn Shadowsystems - Loud & Proud! Pt. XV - Clocks by Hieraco2011-08-30 07:13:44
  (Whispers to the camera) We've secretly replaced by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 07:45:40
    yer too slow. by Hieraco2011-08-30 08:00:19
WikiLeaks suffers its own data loss incident by DesertRat662011-08-30 07:07:13
  But by their own creedo "the information should be by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 07:52:15
    Exactly! by SnArL2011-08-30 08:25:29
      Info that can be leaked by SciSSorS2011-08-30 08:45:35
        Thats exactly how the game is played by joecrouse2011-08-30 12:34:07
          That's quite accurate. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 12:44:56
            heh Its just systematic thinking by joecrouse2011-08-30 13:35:01
      o.O by hadji2011-08-30 08:30:48
        horsepucky. (n/t) by joecrouse2011-08-30 12:11:40
        That was my understanding as well. by SaylorA2011-08-30 08:40:58
          The problem is that even redacting the names by joecrouse2011-08-30 12:23:14
            And that's why the US government has been able by Peace_Man2011-08-30 14:41:04
        I was hopong the sarcasm was self evident ;-) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 08:38:52
  Bloomin amateurs... (n/t) by binkley2011-08-30 07:40:03
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(Monty Python announcer's voice) The.... Trap. by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 06:39:23
  You triggered the Trap Cube more quickly than by sgrunt2011-08-30 10:24:39
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:30:56
  *points and laughs at box singing by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 10:07:29
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:27:16
      Pet me!!! :-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2011-08-30 13:37:05
  Finally, a good place to take a nap. by chanceslost2011-08-30 09:17:04
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:19:00
      *hides piece of puzzle* (n/t) by rebill2011-08-30 13:58:42
  Throws Einsteins "c" into the open box by SciSSorS2011-08-30 07:59:29
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:05:05
    Didn't they do that in Doctor Who? by imperito2011-08-30 08:53:52
    One more ingredient by rebill2011-08-30 08:13:57
      Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:09:55
      :D by SciSSorS2011-08-30 08:18:42
  Adds recipe items by rebill2011-08-30 07:40:45
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 13:03:01
      Auction, one night only: Wm. Shakspar! (n/t) by rebill2011-08-30 13:55:24
  throws Schroedinger's Cat in the cube (n/t) by TrogL2011-08-30 07:13:18
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 07:21:03
  *shambles in front of the cube* by diginferno2011-08-30 06:52:23
    Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 07:17:39
  *drops a pipe bomb on the button* by Eboreg2011-08-30 06:45:05
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Hollyberry79 did it again. She sent me a book. by wwill2011-08-30 06:36:57
  She is nice indeed. by NDwight2011-08-30 08:20:32
    Finally looking at the thread below, I see it is! by NDwight2011-08-30 08:22:52
      Thanks. I thnk. (Earplugs, I have some somewhere) by wwill2011-08-30 22:48:35
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2011-08-30 04:43:53
<Deleted><Deleted>2011-08-30 22:48:42
  by request. :P (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2011-08-30 22:48:58
    It's not really by request... by Nea2011-08-30 23:32:28
      Close enough for government cheese. by wwill2011-08-30 23:38:41
  ACK! MODS! Drive-by install attempt! by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 07:02:42
    I have the ultimate in security by Eboreg2011-08-30 10:44:22
      Running the browser in RamDisk? by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 12:22:10
        I'm running it as Puppy Linux by Eboreg2011-08-30 13:52:23
          Congratulations! You've triggered the following: by ShadowSystems2011-08-30 14:14:31
W:ET Bar by AndyA2011-08-30 04:00:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by firehawk2011-08-30 03:25:30
  *whispers "Hi firehawk, thanks for opening" by NDwight2011-08-30 05:35:53
  *strolls in* by kreedah2011-08-30 04:20:16
QC: Only five? by wabbit652011-08-30 02:48:27
  Justified, maybe, but the noise is rather annoying by NDwight2011-08-30 05:44:12
  Heh, you've probably got a point. (n/t) by intrinsic2011-08-30 03:12:56
    And if Momo ever found out what Pintsize did by Clovis Man2011-08-30 03:53:19
I REALLY dont feel like 48. :P (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:37:23
  iii Happy Birthday iii (n/t) by Danu2011-08-31 00:29:31
  Happy B-Day! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2011-08-30 09:01:31
  Happy Birthday, Klar! (n/t) by KeineAhnung2011-08-30 08:55:38
  So how does 111 feels like? by shargo2011-08-30 08:22:31
    Would be nice to see your peanut on Pidgin again. by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:02:56
      Should and hope I'll be back during by shargo2011-08-30 11:16:21
  Gelukkige verjaardag, Klaranth by SciSSorS2011-08-30 08:08:18
    Dank je wel. by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:06:02
    <Deleted><Deleted>2011-08-30 12:21:46
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2011-08-30 12:21:57
      ik MODder maar wat aan, vandaag. :P (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:09:42
    and no, not the many happy returns of the day by SciSSorS2011-08-30 08:14:30
  Then get two 24s instead. (n/t) by basher202011-08-30 08:04:14
  Happy birthday!! (n/t) by Twitchh2011-08-30 07:37:11
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Sonri2011-08-30 06:43:34
  Felicitations upon your birthday. by wwill2011-08-30 06:15:14
    Happy Birthday to you too! (n/t) by Sonri2011-08-30 06:44:11
    Happy birthday, then, too. :) (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 06:35:38
      Any plans? Or do you do what I do and by wwill2011-08-30 06:38:06
        Since we put a cat to sleep yesterday, by Klaranth2011-08-30 10:04:32
  Is this your birthday anniversary? by NDwight2011-08-30 05:38:51
    I'm not sure what I feel. by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 06:09:12
      I range in how I feel from like a 27 yo to sometim by NDwight2011-08-30 06:26:10
  Then stop counting :-) by diginferno2011-08-30 04:01:57
  I don't feel like I'm 41, either. by firehawk2011-08-30 03:15:38
    Oh, did I forget... by firehawk2011-08-30 04:03:37
  So just say your 30. ;) by jpprater2011-08-30 03:03:30
~headdesk, headdesk, headdesk~ by confused.brit2011-08-30 02:31:01
  She is going to land on the car? (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:40:55
    No Silly. by confused.brit2011-08-30 02:47:25
      IF she 'd had used secured pw by SciSSorS2011-08-30 11:38:13
      <Deleted><Deleted>2011-08-30 05:33:25
        Modded, multiple post (n/t) by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 05:33:57
        MODS! Stuttering Dutchman ahoy! (n/t) by firehawk2011-08-30 03:21:35
      But that is not what you wrote : by Klaranth2011-08-30 03:10:33
        It is perfectly fine English by vdp2011-08-30 07:36:09
          It's parseable English by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 07:45:52
            The following two alternate versions I would parse by Klaranth2011-08-30 09:57:06
              Better: by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 10:54:57
                It has the number to call after landing. by Klaranth2011-08-30 12:31:25
                  Nope, you are off base here by vdp2011-08-30 12:55:16
                    You should know by now, I am no where NEAR by Klaranth2011-08-30 14:08:25
            I did a bad job diagramming it by vdp2011-08-30 09:24:37
        Stop getting impatient and re-trying! by firehawk2011-08-30 03:20:54
          :P (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 03:26:10
re post: WARNING: Fake Google certificate by DesiredUsername2011-08-30 02:06:26
  here you go by robertltux2011-08-30 09:54:46
  Ive read last night, that the Diginotar certificat by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:51:33
    Yeah, but some browsers aren't that swift... by firehawk2011-08-30 03:20:23
      that is putting it mildly by leibold2011-08-30 07:51:28
    Here's the link to the Dutch news site by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:52:25
  <Deleted><Deleted>2011-08-30 05:34:56
    Modded, multiple post (n/t) by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 05:35:06
    MODS! Th-th-th-that time of the morning. (n/t) by firehawk2011-08-30 03:22:06
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:00:01
  Day 6 : 301 days left of Ronin. by Klaranth2011-08-30 14:36:19
    Day 2 of Meat Hates You as an AT by parastra2011-08-30 20:01:46
  Query: Gift packages. by RetiQlum22011-08-30 10:11:38
    Gift packages cannot be opened in ronin by PeKaJe2011-08-30 10:49:53
  ATTN Parastra : by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:45:40
    LEW: Legendary epic weapon by PeKaJe2011-08-30 03:24:32
      Agreed - did 2 coat runs using only Fist skills by parastra2011-08-30 04:43:53
        And definitely for telescope runs by PeKaJe2011-08-30 06:47:35
    LEW = Legendary Epic Weapon by parastra2011-08-30 03:23:01
      Well, what is the use of the LEW when you can't by Klaranth2011-08-30 12:53:43
        Also, gelukkige verjaardag! by parastra2011-08-30 14:15:15
          Dank je wel. by Klaranth2011-08-30 14:23:59
            Ja by parastra2011-08-30 16:18:37
              got it. Danke (n/t) by Klaranth2011-08-30 17:30:51
        In fast HC (non-fist) runs you'll want to make the by parastra2011-08-30 14:07:22
        You can buff longer with them by PeKaJe2011-08-30 13:02:45
    Legendary Epic Weapon by Stormkitten2011-08-30 03:20:24
      Guess I need to learn to type less in my replies by parastra2011-08-30 03:24:22
        Or I can stop replying when it's not aimed at me.. (n/t) by Stormkitten2011-08-30 09:11:38
          No, no need for that. by parastra2011-08-30 13:50:38
            And I love hearing from all of you. by Klaranth2011-08-30 14:35:41
        Bit of an echo in here ... :-) (n/t) by PeKaJe2011-08-30 03:26:00
wedding tlp is in my diary! :) by Garrinka2011-08-30 01:20:18
  parallel topic: tips on streaming video? by Garrinka2011-08-30 01:38:29
    I've seen good streaming done with this site here. by jpprater2011-08-30 02:57:59
My turn in the angry dome! by Hieraco2011-08-30 01:01:06
  I'd say the question is, what was he killing by corwin172011-08-30 10:19:42
  Can you get some of the product at least?? (n/t) by robertltux2011-08-30 09:58:49
  awww *tucks you in with a basket full of sleepy by Garrinka2011-08-30 01:08:59
  You missed the most important question! by RetiQlum22011-08-30 01:06:47
    Correction: second-most important. by firehawk2011-08-30 01:11:10
      schnitzel isn't vegan hon ;) by Garrinka2011-08-30 01:15:24
        Allow me to be the first to say it to Firehawk: by RetiQlum22011-08-30 01:22:55
          :p to both of you. by firehawk2011-08-30 03:18:12
      Go to the back of the line you! I was here first. (n/t) by RetiQlum22011-08-30 01:13:47
        *pushes Reti into the ditch* by firehawk2011-08-30 03:22:52
SOTM: The whole of the moon by davydd2011-08-30 00:53:14
attn: Klaranth, tully, baenlynn by Garrinka2011-08-30 00:52:19
am I wierd for wanting to plan ahead? :P ;) by Garrinka2011-08-30 00:31:47
  WTH are you apologizing to those people by Klaranth2011-08-30 02:36:38
    This ^^^ (n/t) by diginferno2011-08-30 03:58:42
    I was gonna say that. by firehawk2011-08-30 03:17:31
      Hell no. by Klaranth2011-08-30 05:34:53
        That's not an apology. by MatthewDBA2011-08-30 06:15:01
          Actually, Klar's right... by firehawk2011-08-30 12:39:47
            Precisely. by Klaranth2011-08-30 14:07:12
  Nothing weird in planning ... by LilDragon2011-08-30 02:31:08
    Nothing weird in asking questions, either by rebill2011-08-30 07:56:50
  I get that all the time. by Baenlynn2011-08-30 01:03:14
    *hugs* true.. I heartly agree with you by Garrinka2011-08-30 01:07:07
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2011-08-30 00:30:00
Sure is quiet here today by oedlan2011-08-30 00:14:52
  *trips over oedlan, faceplants* by firehawk2011-08-30 00:31:48
Translations by Nea2011-08-30 00:01:01
  Transcription by wwill2011-08-30 06:04:32
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2011-08-30 00:00:01
  EddieMurphyhuntedFrankLloydWrightnearandromedawith by oedlan2011-08-30 00:13:50

 

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