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Cartoon for Apr 25, 2011
Strip for Apr 25, 2011
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It's *Monday* at work by oedlan2011-04-25 23:39:27
  Oh, I think it was a BotNet attack on our servers. by oedlan2011-04-25 23:52:29
  good luck hon *sends vibes and hugs* by Garrinka2011-04-25 23:44:30
    Thanks =) by oedlan2011-04-25 23:47:56
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2011-04-25 22:00:02
(Leaves out a HUGE plate of treats...) by shadowsystems2011-04-25 21:50:37
  sweet dreams hon *hugs* by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:02:37
Moped is done! I drove it home last night, 40 km.. by oedlan2011-04-25 21:41:45
D4. I feel edgy today. What was in that coffee? (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-25 21:13:06
  *hugs* sometimes having too much coffee by Garrinka2011-04-25 21:20:05
petsmart to have 24 hr enhanced adoption centers by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:49:59
I cannot trust my co-workers anymore..(Big Brother by Garrinka2011-04-25 19:59:15
  {{{{{Garrinka}}}}} (n/t) by Bellator2011-04-25 23:00:33
    thanks hon .. want a kolache? *hugs* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2011-04-25 23:26:02
      No, but thanks hon :) by Bellator2011-04-25 23:50:08
  *Hugs* Print that out for me, will you? by shadowsystems2011-04-25 21:03:31
    on the report.. I checked the box and said I disag by Garrinka2011-04-25 21:10:00
      Then F4 the lawyers, show up with a spatula! by shadowsystems2011-04-25 21:39:57
      Isn't that what is known as constructive dismissal by kahuana2011-04-25 21:12:04
    WOOD CHIPPER! by kahuana2011-04-25 21:05:58
      Don't forget the HCL & uber thick gloves! by shadowsystems2011-04-25 21:44:29
        2 barrels of H2SO4 (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-26 16:29:41
  anyone want a kolache? I have cheese, apricot, by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:56:15
  and people wonder why I don't eat lunch by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:35:33
    And people wonder why we're antisocial... by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:41:33
      Some of us aren't anti-social. by kahuana2011-04-25 20:52:48
        anti-society, then. by themadkansan2011-04-25 21:04:01
          "I... wanna be... anarchist."</j.rotten> (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-25 21:09:23
  Anonymous snitching like that is c4. by kahuana2011-04-25 20:27:39
    it is allowed so people can come forward by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:31:32
      I wouldn't call that a corporate culture. by kahuana2011-04-25 20:50:13
  {{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2011-04-25 20:16:44
    thanks hon *megahugs back* by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:27:21
  ~:[ by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:13:03
    *offers back* still not hungry hon.. by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:15:52
      *ofrz wiskeybotl* by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:17:11
        you guys are the best *hugs* :D by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:25:05
          I know the feeling. (n/t) by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:34:47
            {{{{{ tmk }}}}} (n/t) by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:36:31
              :D (n/t) by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:43:34
  {{{{{Garrinka}}}}} by talon07202011-04-25 20:11:29
    thanks .. yes I do .. along with linkdIn by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:19:29
I'm beat down tired. Goodnight all. (n/t) by SaylorA2011-04-25 19:58:40
Cyber Squatting should be punishable by death. by Snate2011-04-25 19:48:30
  wow by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 20:12:52
    The thing is there was a time before cyber by Snate2011-04-25 20:18:47
      that's been gone for years. by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:46:24
      like tmk says.. make money good! by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:26:30
        Cost Money BAD Make Money GOOD by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:49:39
          hey i got the second part right :P ;) by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:53:09
            is 'k. :) by themadkansan2011-04-25 21:03:18
Supersecret spidey decoder ring! by Baenlynn2011-04-25 19:42:57
I M so SMRT I will read the "fine" print next time by kahuana2011-04-25 19:22:46
Teh plant seks has finally really caught up with m by radiowave9112011-04-25 18:54:16
  everyone's out of Sudafed around here. by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:14:45
    Must be meth producers, or are you talking about by Snate2011-04-25 20:20:54
      Neither. by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:40:16
credenza by hadji2011-04-25 18:42:57
  existentialism (n/t) by themadkansan2011-04-25 20:17:57
  garbanzo by kelli2172011-04-25 19:53:06
  Sofa (n/t) by SaylorA2011-04-25 19:35:30
  gazebo by kahuana2011-04-25 19:23:45
    the gazebo eats you! (n/t) by vampire2011-04-25 19:57:19
      But will a gazebo eat a grue? (n/t) by raptor_872011-04-25 20:05:53
  *checks sekret keyword list* credenza? You sure? (n/t) by radiowave9112011-04-25 18:45:15
Job offer to UFies by Ataraxia2011-04-25 18:06:14
  if it wasn't commission .. I would jump on it by Garrinka2011-04-25 20:12:16
    I understand, of course. by Ataraxia2011-04-25 22:17:48
      good luck hon *sends vibes* by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:22:07
        oh hey and Knights of the Dinner Table by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:23:54
          or board game like :) by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:24:44
            some other ideas.. check out local motorcycle by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:28:42
            Mobile phone games only so far... by Ataraxia2011-04-25 22:28:07
              oooh what about the independent game developers by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:34:26
              they do review computer games :) by Garrinka2011-04-25 22:31:28
Finished watching: Outlaw Star by veran2011-04-25 17:12:36
  yeah, that's a good series by Freakazoid2011-04-25 17:13:38
    A little odd can be good. by veran2011-04-25 17:14:54
So, another breakout in Afghanistan. by kahuana2011-04-25 16:20:45
who the f*** is oskn007 and *why* do I have mail? by Garrinka2011-04-25 16:17:59
  Illiad got compromised? When did that happen? by SaylorA2011-04-25 19:36:59
    His gmail account, a few weeks ago. (n/t) by Snate2011-04-25 19:44:00
  It doesn't matter who that is. by retiqlum22011-04-25 16:22:26
    I did the report spam and no.. by Garrinka2011-04-25 16:27:32
ATTN: Baenlynn. Re. RAND() in OOo Calc by kahuana2011-04-25 16:05:21
Back from the Long-Lost Reli's by confused.brit2011-04-25 15:37:18
  Glad to hear you had a good time. by radiowave9112011-04-25 18:43:33
Looking for a good trivia game app for iPhone4. by Twitchh2011-04-25 14:51:37
  Try this: by subbywan2011-04-25 14:53:40
Not looking forward to a phone call by Ataraxia2011-04-25 14:43:59
  It's done. by Ataraxia2011-04-25 18:05:05
  Have a look around LinkedIn. by Klaranth2011-04-25 17:47:55
  IMO, if you are asking someone to do something for by Classic_Jon2011-04-25 15:26:50
    And IME, if the person is not a yes man but a BSA. (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-25 16:15:14
      hey! s/if the/that/ (knew I forgot something :-) (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-25 16:15:47
ffs, someone's compromised my Gmail account... by Jeff_UK2011-04-25 14:12:07
  You can check the ip's of all the machines that by beer1002011-04-25 22:22:09
  Happened to me a couple months ago by beer1002011-04-25 22:18:02
  What i WONT do is log into my online banking by Jeff_UK2011-04-25 14:20:38
  spammers are legion. by themadkansan2011-04-25 14:19:58
    To the moon-base! (n/t) by Jeff_UK2011-04-25 14:22:00
      ...That's no moon. by themadkansan2011-04-25 14:26:49
  I know Myke, Arachnid and Dire_Lobo got some by Jeff_UK2011-04-25 14:15:43
Why the Obamas arenot invited to the Royal Wedding by Lab Rat2011-04-25 14:11:00
  Barack chews nicotine gum by Cokish2011-04-25 14:46:19
  HRH overheard Michelle telling someone by shadowsystems2011-04-25 14:46:00
    *staples shadowsytems a3 back on* (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-04-25 14:54:21
  they already had all 7 seasons of "The West Wing" (n/t) by subbywan2011-04-25 14:29:35
  Last time they visited... by DesertRat662011-04-25 14:20:38
    *snrk* (n/t) by esbita2011-04-25 17:42:17
    *like* (n/t) by Llyr2011-04-25 16:30:14
  The Secret Service don't trust Royal Protection by pas512011-04-25 14:18:26
  They only have Region 2 Blu-Ray players (n/t) by DesertRat662011-04-25 14:15:30
For my next ringtone, by SSpiffy2011-04-25 13:01:58
  How about this one, instead? =-)p by shadowsystems2011-04-25 21:25:18
  Video Unavailable (pulled by artist). by shadowsystems2011-04-25 20:38:29
Why I got kicked out by imrambi2011-04-25 12:16:42
  "closing" not the same as "kicked out" (n/t) by tallastro2011-04-25 13:05:41
  Seems rude by khendron2011-04-25 13:05:40
  Well, if the person was of the appropriate sex, by vdp2011-04-25 12:25:23
    that it was time to leave by imrambi2011-04-25 12:26:45
Feds mine Facebook for info by DesertRat662011-04-25 10:50:22
  That seems unobjectionable. by pas512011-04-25 10:57:27
    It's no different than tapping a phone . by retiqlum22011-04-25 13:08:23
      I would say there are a few differences... by imperito2011-04-25 13:45:17
      Depending on how it's posted, it could be very by subbywan2011-04-25 13:10:14
    I'd say mostly unobjectionable... by imperito2011-04-25 11:04:43
      The thing that doesn't bother me that much about by SaylorA2011-04-25 11:17:44
        "private" and "facebook" are mutually exclusive. (n/t) by subbywan2011-04-25 11:26:04
          I understand that "hijabook" has wicked privacy ;) (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-25 17:12:24
    That's my take on it too by DesertRat662011-04-25 11:01:00
      I took that to mean by pas512011-04-25 11:31:47
    People are stupid though. by subbywan2011-04-25 11:00:21
      Don't tattoo the crime scene on your chest by DesertRat662011-04-25 11:01:50
I think its funny that I got kicked by imrambi2011-04-25 10:08:00
  really? that just begs for a story of how. (n/t) by Freakazoid2011-04-25 10:13:59
    Its not as exciting as you might think by imrambi2011-04-25 10:22:04
      Heheheh... Ron White by binkley2011-04-25 12:17:48
        My favourite line of his is: by kahuana2011-04-25 16:54:01
      Running nekkid through the restaurant ? by Cokish2011-04-25 11:04:39
Dang it feels good to have a day off by joecrouse2011-04-25 09:59:46
"Open the blast doors!" by wabbit652011-04-25 09:48:32
  What an ugly, evil looking house. by veran2011-04-25 11:49:53
  I have to wonder at the cost of the house by Peace_Man2011-04-25 11:05:51
  Is that DR66's "bunker" he keeps talking about? by SaylorA2011-04-25 11:04:26
    I was wondering if the "client" was DR66 myself. (n/t) by vampire2011-04-25 11:08:38
  I'm *so* going to build that one into an .. by aix tom2011-04-25 10:49:53
Wow... PSN still down. by Freakazoid2011-04-25 09:38:45
  PSN down and 25°C outside by Cokish2011-04-25 10:02:32
  I just want a new PS3 PSU. by subbywan2011-04-25 09:42:32
    for a fat or a slim? by Freakazoid2011-04-25 09:53:00
      Fat. I have an original 60 gb one. (n/t) by subbywan2011-04-25 09:58:21
        this one looks promising by Freakazoid2011-04-25 10:13:26
          yeah. I need to check fuses as well. (n/t) by subbywan2011-04-25 10:21:41
A thought occurred to me this morning. by SaylorA2011-04-25 09:09:19
  "... contains much that is apocryphal, by pas512011-04-25 09:28:47
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2011-04-25 09:00:02
OH GREAT UFICLE: by Bastetsmuse2011-04-25 07:20:16
  Hehehe. Here is a potential way to do it. by Peace_Man2011-04-25 09:24:48
    Hmm, creative thinking, but.. by binkley2011-04-25 10:52:09
      Yes, I noticed his age. But I was under the by Peace_Man2011-04-25 10:56:40
  Attempting to share from one PC to the other? by retiqlum22011-04-25 08:12:16
  Putting them on the same network is a non-issue. by vampire2011-04-25 07:46:14
    Oh..... by Bastetsmuse2011-04-25 07:55:03
      TCP/IP should still work fine. by vampire2011-04-25 08:07:32
        odd.. i've done 64-bit Vista to 32-bit vista fine by Freakazoid2011-04-25 08:09:54
          Nope. Windows Xp 32-bit says there is not a valid by vampire2011-04-25 08:12:36
            Try this: set it up as a generic printer. by retiqlum22011-04-25 08:37:50
            well that's half the problem by Freakazoid2011-04-25 08:33:42
              I installed the 32-bit driver on the client first. by vampire2011-04-25 09:09:44
                screwy, never seen that required before by Freakazoid2011-04-25 09:16:36
                  I was surprised. I may try again. (n/t) by vampire2011-04-25 10:26:27
  Wireless, eh? by flirkann2011-04-25 07:36:58
  Assuming both computers have ethernet ports... by the_diggity2011-04-25 07:36:06
  IMO, there is only one thing to do to a Win ME by Tyop2011-04-25 07:26:19
    I agree, but that's not my option. by Bastetsmuse2011-04-25 07:28:26
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2011-04-25 07:19:55
OT; Who is that supposed to be on Pitr's face? (n/t) by SaylorA2011-04-25 07:01:42
  Pierce Brosnan (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2011-04-25 07:13:53
    OK. Why? by SaylorA2011-04-25 09:03:38
      What's the obvious joke? (n/t) by monika_krug2011-04-26 17:28:16
      Reminds me of "Tom's Rhinoplasty" episode by kahuana2011-04-25 17:33:09
      Nothing missing. Just wait for the rest of the by Snate2011-04-25 09:41:49
(Catapults M&M's and Skittles at you.) KERCHUNK! by ShadowSystems2011-04-25 06:46:40
  Um, the door was OPEN! by wabbit652011-04-25 07:42:48
    (Monty Python) Do not try to confuse us with logic by ShadowSystems2011-04-25 13:02:34
Ugh. I'm so torn by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 06:29:56
  Woo hoo! Made it through the day w/o getting any! (n/t) by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 20:20:51
  Stick to your guns. Those things are *hideous*. by ShadowSystems2011-04-25 06:36:55
    Always thought they were nasty too. Same for peeps (n/t) by vampire2011-04-25 07:13:42
      Can't stand peeps. Blegh. (n/t) by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 07:29:34
        They are good for Peep Jousting. (n/t) by morenna2011-04-25 12:52:36
          Or microwave popping. =-)p by shadowsystems2011-04-25 13:45:05
      From the Just Born candy company in Bethlehem, PA (n/t) by radiowave9112011-04-25 07:29:33
      With Peeps, you gotta let 'em go stale. (n/t) by Llyr2011-04-25 07:17:55
        I've heard that. But, any candy that's better by vampire2011-04-25 07:47:34
          Not "bad" or "stale", but "aged" by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 10:30:53
        Kinda like Candy Canes.. by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 07:31:58
        How do you tell? (n/t) by geopsychic2011-04-25 07:20:22
          They get a bit on the hard side. by radiowave9112011-04-25 07:29:10
            Just remember to open the package. by morenna2011-04-25 09:51:06
              Yep. A quick slash of a knife does the trick (n/t) by radiowave9112011-04-25 10:20:18
  Hi Natalie! (n/t) by subbywan2011-04-25 06:35:16
    Imbruglia? (n/t) by kelli2172011-04-25 06:55:26
      yup (n/t) by subbywan2011-04-25 07:04:44
        *Watches reference go "Woosh" overhead* by DesiredUsername2011-04-25 07:27:10
          click for you by subbywan2011-04-25 07:31:51
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2011-04-25 06:00:01
  The witch and the Nemesis are dead. by diginferno2011-04-25 10:48:10
    Mafia froze in the middle of an action, to the by Klaranth2011-04-25 16:36:55
      Is there a reason to start your own clan? by retiqlum22011-04-25 18:52:04
      Hmmm, 88Million meat needed. by Klaranth2011-04-25 17:38:25
SOTM: Tim Minchin ~ Lullaby by Baenlynn2011-04-25 05:26:31
  Ahhh, no clicky? =-)p *HUGS* by ShadowSystems2011-04-25 06:52:11
    Clicky... by redion2011-04-25 18:49:41
    Just be their usual charming selves... by Baenlynn2011-04-25 07:13:47
      Oh, Hyper! Is that all? =-)p by ShadowSystems2011-04-25 13:06:11
SOTM: VNV Nation - Precipice by Sharku2011-04-25 05:25:54
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2011-04-25 04:58:28
QC: Bwahahahahahahaha XD by wabbit652011-04-25 04:41:44
  Seems like clinton's bionic hand has about by twixt2011-04-25 13:40:59
  Good way to lose a hand... (n/t) by vampire2011-04-25 07:05:05
    Wonder if the feedback interface is wireless? by wabbit652011-04-25 07:45:26
  I imagine Pintsize's probably easier to reassemble (n/t) by flirkann2011-04-25 06:04:11
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2011-04-25 04:00:01
W:ET Bar by AndyA2011-04-25 04:00:01
Attn: Hieraco by shargo2011-04-25 02:20:03
  Just got to it. by Hieraco2011-04-25 03:01:46
    Can: Yes Legal:No by shargo2011-04-25 04:35:39
      As explained to me, If a moped is registered prior by Hieraco2011-04-25 05:21:44
        "registered prior to registration"? (n/t) by pas512011-04-25 05:31:21
          Late night last night "... Prior to sales" by Hieraco2011-04-25 09:12:31
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2011-04-25 00:30:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792011-04-25 00:14:02
  Happy Easter Monday everyone! by NDwight2011-04-25 04:32:50
  No such thing like a holiday here by davydd2011-04-25 01:19:40
    We have egges... by hollyberry792011-04-25 02:29:25
      Thanks. Anything that brightens my day by davydd2011-04-25 02:33:52
Translations by Nea2011-04-25 00:01:02
  Transcription by hollyberry792011-04-25 00:17:49
    I wish *I* were as "Hunky" as Pierce Brosnan. =-)p by ShadowSystems2011-04-25 06:57:03
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2011-04-25 00:00:00
  DustpuppystabbedVanGoghinafricawhiletimetraveling by ideur2011-04-25 00:03:48

 

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