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Cartoon for Apr 01, 2011
Strip for Apr 01, 2011
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Acquired: New shiny by sonja2011-04-01 23:55:08
  Two weeks and counting till I get mine by Hieraco2011-04-02 02:43:04
  ooh nice shiny! by deadweasle2011-04-02 00:19:14
Today was a long day. by Peace_Man2011-04-01 23:53:31
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2011-04-01 22:00:02
Hello from Vegas! by schwing12011-04-01 21:11:37
  Congrats! =-D by shadowsystems2011-04-01 21:25:16
  Well there's no leaving now. by Baenlynn2011-04-01 21:17:07
new gmail tools by laserman2011-04-01 20:36:43
  And try searching for Helvetica on Google (n/t) by carl522011-04-01 22:54:06
Got to go to bed. I have to get up at 4 AM. (n/t) by Snate2011-04-01 19:58:20
*Finds plain window envelope in mail* by ChuckAB2011-04-01 19:10:55
making no knead bread by rogue19712011-04-01 19:04:19
attn: lab_rat art help!! by robertltux2011-04-01 18:50:55
  I don't see why not. by Lab Rat2011-04-01 21:19:26
mmmmn. I'm making those again by Baenlynn2011-04-01 18:46:24
Attn: wwill - Re: fusible links by jdelphiki2011-04-01 17:10:21
  will the car start if you jump it? if so you have by ihavebigpiranha2011-04-02 00:05:54
    oh regarding fusible link..car won't run if blown (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2011-04-02 00:06:52
  heh. pony up some gas money and I'll come look it by themadkansan2011-04-01 23:56:57
  IME fusible links tend to be closer to the battery by intrinsic2011-04-01 17:25:59
    If you can't spot it (usually near the batt) by wwill2011-04-01 21:50:12
    It *does* have an underhood fuse box by jdelphiki2011-04-01 21:00:57
recommendations to make gift certificates/flyers? by Garrinka2011-04-01 17:02:23
  There is an on-line place my wife has printed by radiowave9112011-04-01 18:16:40
    thanks hon... it's for a good cause by Garrinka2011-04-01 18:18:51
old Mac question... by vulture2011-04-01 16:39:52
  what kind of images? by Freakazoid2011-04-01 18:29:33
  Think you had to have a conversion utility by kapnkrunch2011-04-01 17:00:42
    that was for reading by laserman2011-04-01 18:10:34
  If they're standard disc images, it should work by the_diggity2011-04-01 16:59:56
    aha, didn't know that. by vulture2011-04-01 17:36:27
      I'm not entirely sure by the_diggity2011-04-01 17:38:30
        cool by vulture2011-04-01 18:14:25
know anyone born on this day? by Garrinka2011-04-01 16:30:58
  Apple Computer, Inc. (n/t) by morenna2011-04-01 21:58:51
  My niece was born on the 2nd. by Lab Rat2011-04-01 21:24:54
  Anne McCaffrey....Off the top of my head (n/t) by KreepyKrawly2011-04-01 21:17:35
  Uhhhmmmm no... by Bellator2011-04-01 16:36:17
It appears that Linked In is having some April Foo by radiowave9112011-04-01 16:06:36
Mmmm! Naanwich! by Ataraxia2011-04-01 15:25:33
  (I read that in Hermes Conrad's voice) by kahuana2011-04-01 19:59:46
  Yum. we eat Indian-style foods about once/week. by wwill2011-04-01 16:11:19
    Yeah, Indian stuff is rampant in this house too by Ataraxia2011-04-01 16:21:27
      I know how that is, too. Prepared food, too pricey by wwill2011-04-01 16:31:30
        wal-mart carries fresh garlic & regular naan by Garrinka2011-04-01 16:33:59
          Check yesterday;s board or why. by wwill2011-04-01 22:02:26
            there is a a thing called *time* I *have none* by Garrinka2011-04-01 23:31:32
              p.s. my company is U.S. based.. by Garrinka2011-04-01 23:33:33
                Good, for you and your company but by wwill2011-04-02 07:54:58
    Yum, it's good, but now I'm surrounded by droolers by wwill2011-04-01 16:19:22
re: laptop bags. I need a bag (messenger style) by Lab Rat2011-04-01 15:21:50
  Thanks y'all. (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-04-01 17:06:37
  I'd normally suggest Maxpedition by DesertRat662011-04-01 16:14:06
  I'd suggest a Timbuk2 bag. by Llyr2011-04-01 15:45:50
    This or SealLine by kapnkrunch2011-04-01 15:57:10
  bag! by themadkansan2011-04-01 15:36:45
Palindromic odometer by sspiffy2011-04-01 14:43:51
  got a ways to go to beat mine. :) by themadkansan2011-04-01 15:34:44
Playing: Gang Garrison 2 by Eboreg2011-04-01 14:38:01
  "Weapon Heckling"???? by wwill2011-04-01 14:41:27
  Not to mention health packs. (n/t) by Eboreg2011-04-01 14:39:09
Torg lies belly-on-floor colouring in a book... by shadowsystems2011-04-01 14:03:43
  SS if I ever start drawing a webcomic by Baenlynn2011-04-01 20:58:21
    *Comical FacePalm* XD XD XD by shadowsystems2011-04-01 21:16:55
      Torg with his horrific grimoire "animal" companion by Baenlynn2011-04-01 21:23:02
        A sentient Grimoire? by shadowsystems2011-04-01 21:44:30
  so hows the torg.. erm, Novel going? (n/t) by Nightwind2011-04-01 14:17:06
    It's 650+Kb, 450+ Pages, & taking forever. =-Jp by shadowsystems2011-04-01 14:52:51
      maybe have somebody pipe data around.. by Nightwind2011-04-01 16:44:40
        Artistic License. =-)p by shadowsystems2011-04-01 17:20:20
      Have you considered dictating your thoughts to a by vampire2011-04-01 15:40:57
        Not sure that would work... by shadowsystems2011-04-01 17:08:14
          voice recognition software? by Freakazoid2011-04-01 19:40:40
            Training them is almost impossible. by shadowsystems2011-04-01 19:52:20
              hee, programs fighting for the audio system. by Freakazoid2011-04-01 22:14:58
          automated google transciption by Nightwind2011-04-01 18:27:47
            I have no idea. =-)p by shadowsystems2011-04-01 19:01:20
    It sure ain't a novel, nor going to be. by wwill2011-04-01 14:35:34
      450 pages though... whoa by Nightwind2011-04-01 18:00:57
        s/nanowimo/NaNoWriMo/ (n/t) by Snate2011-04-01 19:55:17
        What is "nanowimo"? by shadowsystems2011-04-01 18:56:58
          well, I'll give you an except of snootches entry by Nightwind2011-04-01 19:13:27
            BTW, Will read "Torg in a Tree", not this current by shadowsystems2011-04-01 19:43:06
              It's NaNoWriMo not nanowimo. It stands for by Snate2011-04-01 19:56:48
                175 pages? *ONLY* 175 pages? BAH HAHAHahahaha... by shadowsystems2011-04-01 21:53:19
      Before anyone snipes, I also didn't say it wasn't by wwill2011-04-01 14:37:14
  Makes perfec sense to me... by twixt2011-04-01 14:11:47
Now THIS is an April Fools prank! by DesertRat662011-04-01 13:50:57
  Paid for by the republicans by PeKaJe2011-04-01 13:55:43
    Likewise. Otherwise not worth even commenting. (n/t) by wwill2011-04-01 14:34:07
      I had no idea people were so ashamed of him by DesertRat662011-04-01 16:20:14
        "Didn't bother to look, considering from whom"? (n/t) by wwill2011-04-01 16:32:21
I've probably asked this before but... by Nessalc2011-04-01 13:24:49
Samsung keylogger report was a false positive from by jpprater2011-04-01 13:18:21
Who do you need? Who do you love? by SnArL2011-04-01 12:52:08
  There once was love, thrown into your room by Baenlynn2011-04-01 18:24:30
  I walked 47 miles of barbed wire.... (n/t) by morenna2011-04-01 15:03:54
    Used a cobra snake for a neck tie. by themadkansan2011-04-01 15:38:18
  Made me think of this by DesertRat662011-04-01 13:59:32
  After several years of counselling by sspiffy2011-04-01 13:50:04
  My sweet little Anna Rexia (n/t) by ag_wyvern2011-04-01 13:20:47
  I only have you guys by rogue19712011-04-01 13:18:03
    well you could line us single ones up and by joecrouse2011-04-01 13:40:03
      And a selection of married ones too by sspiffy2011-04-01 13:48:34
    *pssst* by SnArL2011-04-01 13:20:39
Cyanogen quit Android this morning by PsychoI3oy2011-04-01 12:48:52
  That was great! :-D by Snate2011-04-01 18:18:00
  INSTALLING NOW (n/t) by the_diggity2011-04-01 13:18:58
Do you suffer from projectile dysfunction? by DesertRat662011-04-01 12:36:12
  ROFLMAO! I like the tactical by SouthpawPL2011-04-01 13:07:37
  MMMmmmm lasers...I want one for my CZ. (n/t) by techi8702011-04-01 12:43:47
ATTN: Snate by AprylMae2011-04-01 12:27:25
  Sounds good. I'll try to remember to keep an eye by Snate2011-04-01 18:43:31
yarg by AprylMae2011-04-01 12:10:09
Attn: Hieraco by oedlan2011-04-01 12:07:17
Mreow? (n/t) by Wordkitty2011-04-01 11:53:22
  find any more fun words? (n/t) by Nightwind2011-04-01 13:17:04
    I am a little bit older now, so perhaps by Wordkitty2011-04-01 17:09:35
  *Offers catnip toy* (n/t) by andyz2011-04-01 12:56:45
    * inspects it, sniffs a few times and looks up by Wordkitty2011-04-01 17:16:22
  *scritches kitty's chin* (n/t) by AprylMae2011-04-01 12:04:03
    *purr* by Wordkitty2011-04-01 12:12:31
Mmmmm...Mango-Peach Coke Zero by SnArL2011-04-01 11:52:08
  A few questions about Mio, if I may? by shadowsystems2011-04-01 14:20:06
    Yes, it's edible by andyz2011-04-01 14:39:24
Poll: Butter, Margarine or other? by Freakazoid2011-04-01 11:46:37
  Butter. Always. (n/t) by Baenlynn2011-04-01 21:04:28
  Margarine here (n/t) by intrinsic2011-04-01 20:18:41
  Oh, it depends. by Khaar2011-04-01 15:32:34
  Butter, always (n/t) by sspiffy2011-04-01 14:30:45
  Other: by Ascag2011-04-01 13:36:44
  Parka..ay.... by vampire2011-04-01 13:14:45
  oh, right. My answer: Margarine by Freakazoid2011-04-01 12:47:00
  Butter of course by mridenour2011-04-01 12:46:39
  butter by AprylMae2011-04-01 12:11:21
  BUTTER! by SnArL2011-04-01 11:53:00
  For? by Bellator2011-04-01 11:52:26
    option 1 or 2 by Freakazoid2011-04-01 11:53:24
      In that case... butter by Bellator2011-04-01 11:59:43
        Seconded. by wwill2011-04-01 13:21:12
Finished: Picture of Dorian Gray by veran2011-04-01 11:29:25
Repost: April Calender is here by Lab Rat2011-04-01 11:22:45
  thanks hon .. me likey :) by Garrinka2011-04-01 16:38:54
Did anybody watch this week's 'The Mentalist'? by ag_wyvern2011-04-01 10:52:06
  It's there; it's gone. (n/t) by kelli2172011-04-01 10:57:42
My doctor's not in on Fridays. by McNutcase2011-04-01 10:49:59
  Been there, suffered that, and by Bastetsmuse2011-04-01 10:54:41
    This too shall pass. by McNutcase2011-04-01 10:55:45
      Stuff "shy." You won't have ANY CHOICE. by wwill2011-04-01 11:20:06
Blue Angels as seen from the cockpit by Lab Rat2011-04-01 10:43:13
  I was flying over Williams AFB in the early 80s by sspiffy2011-04-01 14:28:15
  You know they were just having fun with that by DesertRat662011-04-01 12:27:20
    I can see them every week. They're so cute (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-04-01 12:50:11
      I have an autographed picture of the team by DesertRat662011-04-01 14:07:50
        Yeah the F-4 was a huge operational mistake. by vampire2011-04-01 15:37:47
          IIRC this was post Top Gun by DesertRat662011-04-01 16:21:47
            Understand but still, the F-4 was not designed for by vampire2011-04-01 16:59:34
              My Drill Instructor in Basic was a F4 Crew Chief by DesertRat662011-04-01 17:03:56
        ;-( (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-04-01 15:10:31
  Great vid! by crankshaft-jr2011-04-01 12:22:31
  That's a keeper! Thanks, LR! by SouthpawPL2011-04-01 12:15:57
Phone dead, won't boot up. by Khaar2011-04-01 10:30:53
  That's what you get for using a Windows phone (n/t) by SnArL2011-04-01 10:34:43
    Oh, I know what to expect when using a MS product. by Khaar2011-04-01 10:54:37
      Although to be fair you'd get a similar comment by AndyA2011-04-01 11:04:22
      I've never had a problem on my EVO that by SnArL2011-04-01 10:57:36
Lick the Rainbow! Taste The Rainbow! by SnArL2011-04-01 10:28:43
"It's just a jump to the left" (n/t) by sspiffy2011-04-01 10:17:27
  A prominent place for you in the Nether Regions by TrogL2011-04-01 11:49:37
  You bring your knees in tight. (n/t) by wwill2011-04-01 11:32:04
  ♫ And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight! (n/t) by corwin172011-04-01 10:55:38
    Put your hands on your hips! (n/t) by Ataraxia2011-04-01 11:02:42
      oops. my mistake. You bring your knees in tight. by wwill2011-04-01 11:34:35
You know how some things are so gross they're kind by techi8702011-04-01 10:15:47
Woke up with that "Friday" song stuck in my head (n/t) by Llyr2011-04-01 09:53:01
  Cure for that: by SnArL2011-04-01 10:33:37
    Stephen Colbert will be performing that song by Nessalc2011-04-01 13:15:24
  Ugh. by the_diggity2011-04-01 09:55:18
Making "Combat Coffee" by DesertRat662011-04-01 09:45:01
  That was great! Though I want to know when IMPs by techi8702011-04-01 09:58:49
    I saw them a few years back. by Illiad2011-04-01 10:01:15
      Some of them are better than others. The worst one by techi8702011-04-01 10:03:59
        I liked that one! by Hieraco2011-04-01 19:32:40
  This is what happens... by Illiad2011-04-01 09:55:11
    They get desperate enough to... by DesertRat662011-04-01 09:57:16
      ^^This. by retiqlum22011-04-01 11:06:43
I'm disappointed in the YouTube 1911 button by SnArL2011-04-01 09:42:07
  It works with videos of the kids running around:-) (n/t) by AndyA2011-04-01 10:03:39
  I know! Where's the kaboom?! (n/t) by DesertRat662011-04-01 09:43:15
    yeah, I was sorta expecting cannons by Freakazoid2011-04-01 10:14:16
      That'd be Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture (n/t) by DesertRat662011-04-01 10:18:08
If you were Canadian, how would you vote? by Illiad2011-04-01 09:41:35
  Liberal, Conservative and Green about even by wwill2011-04-01 14:50:45
  So I gave it a go... by DesertRat662011-04-01 14:19:29
  A Canadian Friend... by robstafarian2011-04-01 12:52:48
  People have been saying it's rigged by TrogL2011-04-01 11:51:21
    Purple!!!! (n/t) by kahuana2011-04-01 17:12:37
      Green! (n/t) by DesertRat662011-04-01 17:27:22
  Closest to: liberal party by veran2011-04-01 11:19:40
  I came up as Conservative too, though that really by techi8702011-04-01 10:00:12
    I landed almost dead center on the compass by ag_wyvern2011-04-01 10:21:59
      wee tad NW of Liberal, not quite superimposed by toxin2011-04-01 12:10:38
      Same, if I have the option, I'll vote independent (n/t) by dwarf_sfu2011-04-01 10:48:54
    Same here. Go figure. (n/t) by VivianC2011-04-01 10:10:14
  Huh...Texas isn't on that list. by SnArL2011-04-01 09:57:35
    It SHOULD be by DesertRat662011-04-01 10:34:45
      That's not all in Texas that's big... (n/t) by SnArL2011-04-01 10:48:49
One of our renters has been arrested for animal by SaylorA2011-04-01 09:21:05
  We have just been down to his house. by SaylorA2011-04-01 11:35:18
    your uncle you mean? *hugs* by rogue19712011-04-01 12:54:54
      Seriously, I feel a little nauseated. by SaylorA2011-04-01 15:31:38
  {{{SaylorA & Mom}}} (n/t) by NDwight2011-04-01 10:04:49
    And puppy. I'm surrounded by rescued critters. by wwill2011-04-01 13:16:16
  Good heavens...!! by Illiad2011-04-01 09:55:52
SSD question by the_diggity2011-04-01 09:20:29
  So long as it's not adjacent to any other drives.. by Baenlynn2011-04-01 09:23:01
    :p You so funny by the_diggity2011-04-01 10:38:40
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2011-04-01 09:00:02
Spec questions about a new iPad2 by Twitchh2011-04-01 08:45:31
  png is one of the supported file types by Ataraxia2011-04-01 09:22:48
  No Flash without a jailbreak by the_diggity2011-04-01 08:47:23
    So web surfing on an iPad2 would become more and by Twitchh2011-04-01 08:54:30
      IIRC, you're a Verizon customer by the_diggity2011-04-01 09:00:26
        /goes to research Xooms. by Twitchh2011-04-01 09:04:23
      Yes.... well.. by abaron2011-04-01 08:57:57
        Not looking at it as main computer replacement, by Twitchh2011-04-01 09:03:12
          Would be great for that by abaron2011-04-01 09:33:21
          i'd say definately look at the Xoom then by Freakazoid2011-04-01 09:06:16
List of Googles pranks for 2011: by Klaranth2011-04-01 08:40:18
Did you know? by sspiffy2011-04-01 08:27:32
  The more astonishing fact is: by aix tom2011-04-01 08:36:43
ThinkGeek is awesome today. by the_diggity2011-04-01 07:28:32
  The SnūzNLūz alarm clock has possibilities by wabbit652011-04-01 08:26:26
  notices model # on apple store playset (n/t) by emlaabs2011-04-01 08:14:29
  I got my free shirt by Freakazoid2011-04-01 07:48:45
  I for one like that T-shirt. by kelli2172011-04-01 07:46:24
  Since the tauntaun sleeping bag by Nessalc2011-04-01 07:39:43
It's time for me to buy a Mac by TrogL2011-04-01 07:17:20
  I've got a 15" MBP by abaron2011-04-01 09:05:37
  What about a smaller MacBook Pro with an by toysbfun2011-04-01 08:02:13
    That's not a bad idea by TrogL2011-04-01 09:03:31
      For sure by abaron2011-04-01 09:07:01
  "better value"? in what reality? by Freakazoid2011-04-01 07:51:33
    unibody mess? by khendron2011-04-01 09:22:38
      now do the optical drive... by Freakazoid2011-04-01 09:35:05
        Um, really? by abaron2011-04-01 09:51:41
          it's still a half dozen to a dozen steps by Freakazoid2011-04-01 09:58:22
            If you count every screw then you are correct. by abaron2011-04-01 10:06:46
              look at the others by Freakazoid2011-04-01 10:19:45
                Okay, you win. Every Mac sucks. by abaron2011-04-01 10:32:17
            must have found last year's model by Freakazoid2011-04-01 10:05:28
    In life-cycle cost reality by sspiffy2011-04-01 08:42:23
      "don't last"? by Freakazoid2011-04-01 08:51:55
        Don't bother by the_diggity2011-04-01 08:54:49
          Plants white flag upon written "Do not feed troll" by abaron2011-04-01 09:02:32
            It's a CONSUMER PRODUCT, not life or death! by the_diggity2011-04-01 09:12:22
              There are enough Apple haters here by abaron2011-04-01 09:16:28
  Buy a different brand of PC by the_diggity2011-04-01 07:20:37
    Is that going to work for iPad development? by TrogL2011-04-01 09:01:55
      given it's likely CPU bound by Freakazoid2011-04-01 09:04:07
        OK, so what do I need to obtain? by TrogL2011-04-01 11:55:33
          2 and 3, not so much by Freakazoid2011-04-01 12:53:01
Is anybody else wondering if the gpf-comic by EnzoMatrix2011-04-01 07:11:26
  Appears to be a joke by PeKaJe2011-04-01 07:39:27
    Confirmed. Site is back up with a yellow banner by confused.brit2011-04-01 09:05:36
  "GPF" comic? by Twitchh2011-04-01 07:17:05
    "General Protection Fault" by EnzoMatrix2011-04-01 07:27:34
      Thanks! (n/t) by Twitchh2011-04-01 08:48:30
    Link for you by the_diggity2011-04-01 07:21:30
      Thanks! (n/t) by Twitchh2011-04-01 08:48:56
Today's Schlock will be a classic.... (n/t) by vampire2011-04-01 06:58:56
Woke up to this, this morning by imrambi2011-04-01 06:28:41
  Looks like mother nature said by Sonri2011-04-01 17:10:17
Any good april fool jokes out there ? by cokish2011-04-01 06:27:12
  gocomics by andyz2011-04-01 10:24:32
    bloody idiots. anyone got a real link? by Freakazoid2011-04-01 13:18:43
    A real movie would be ubercool by cokish2011-04-01 12:08:34
    spoiler for screen readers by andyz2011-04-01 10:26:58
  XKCD is in 3D today. All of it. (n/t) by voxwoman2011-04-01 10:14:58
    Note: NoScript whitelisting required. by IByte2011-04-01 11:25:29
  Check Linkedin -> People you know! (n/t) by cokish2011-04-01 09:50:52
  Thanks for the links ya all! by cokish2011-04-01 09:41:36
  Google's latest innovation, at ConceivablyTech by IByte2011-04-01 09:41:34
    They posted a little pranks overview too. by IByte2011-04-01 17:49:52
    Somebody's been drinking by andyz2011-04-01 10:53:35
  Just seen on FB: D&D FoodFight 50c off by confused.brit2011-04-01 08:58:19
  Evanston, Ill by imWACC02011-04-01 08:56:45
  Here's a list by confused.brit2011-04-01 08:49:56
  Ryanair offers Child Free Flights by confused.brit2011-04-01 08:48:54
  lotsa logos by Klaranth2011-04-01 08:38:10
  Found one : by Klaranth2011-04-01 08:36:18
    That's an old one by cokish2011-04-01 10:06:44
  Armorgames "Bieber Fever" by imWACC02011-04-01 08:34:28
  Youtube. by confused.brit2011-04-01 08:33:58
    ok, it isnt any video. Try an Old Spice one XD by confused.brit2011-04-01 08:37:42
  My son had one... by jdelphiki2011-04-01 08:32:22
  I *HOPE* this is one by DesertRat662011-04-01 08:28:00
  ThinkGeek has a strong "WANT!!!" by Ascag2011-04-01 07:04:33
    I sorta want the Minecraft usb nether portal (n/t) by Freakazoid2011-04-01 07:54:55
  type "Helvetica" into the google search bar (n/t) by voxwoman2011-04-01 06:57:09
    Nice but "Dingbats" didn't work :-( (n/t) by cokish2011-04-01 07:01:46
      No, but comic sans does! (n/t) by Ataraxia2011-04-01 11:42:53
  I have a SMS software by oedlan2011-04-01 06:55:12
    I could use it to send by oedlan2011-04-01 08:22:58
      ...Or to do other fun stuff =P by oedlan2011-04-01 10:09:51
  thinkgeek's up to it's usual by PsychoI3oy2011-04-01 06:51:13
    Squeez ® Bacon! by cokish2011-04-01 07:05:32
  I haven't seen many. by dodrian2011-04-01 06:49:48
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2011-04-01 06:00:01
  The Spectral Pickle Factory returns! by PeKaJe2011-04-01 07:07:34
    Hehehe, thanks for the heads up! by diginferno2011-04-01 13:09:40
    with items by Nightwind2011-04-01 09:58:19
      Got the trophy. by Klaranth2011-04-01 19:14:56
How not to start a friday by joecrouse2011-04-01 05:50:31
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2011-04-01 05:27:23
The problem with classical music in the morning... by jmaxsohmer2011-04-01 05:14:12
  Minute Waltz, perhaps? (n/t) by Purest2011-04-01 07:44:34
Congress should announce that it passed a budget! by jmaxsohmer2011-04-01 05:00:58
  Psh. Too obvious! by Anonymous Freak2011-04-01 07:31:03
  Congress is outsourcing its voting to Facebook. (n/t) by chanceslost2011-04-01 06:36:53
  The best April Fools jokes are believable ones :P (n/t) by sazzer2011-04-01 05:38:14
    Which means this is right out of the running :) (n/t) by radiowave9112011-04-01 06:21:17
Does anyone happen to know if by joecrouse2011-04-01 04:50:02
Digital Photograpy club weekly reminder by UF_DPC2011-04-01 04:00:02
  No kidding: submit your March shots by davydd2011-04-01 05:56:27
    just submitted mine. (n/t) by deadweasle2011-04-01 06:45:16
      I just added some... by abaron2011-04-01 11:02:16
W:ET Bar by AndyA2011-04-01 04:00:01
just in time for friday, LR asks by rogue19712011-04-01 03:44:26
...*trip* by themadkansan2011-04-01 03:29:43
*puts on sunglasses* by jpprater2011-04-01 03:18:16
Exploding toilets! It's the apottyclypse!!! by oot2011-04-01 02:48:31
  beware of the ootapocalypse! (n/t) by cokish2011-04-01 05:43:03
    The ootocalypse? :D (n/t) by jpprater2011-04-01 05:47:46
      octocalypse? by Baenlynn2011-04-01 06:23:02
        Threadjack! by jpprater2011-04-01 06:27:45
          Not since I got the new machine. by Baenlynn2011-04-01 07:06:37
          Ootjack! by cokish2011-04-01 06:29:21
  Wasting good pants on someone who won't wear them! by firehawk2011-04-01 03:14:49
    Don't tell anyone, but... by Khaar2011-04-01 03:30:03
Hurrngh! *clutches heavily at chest* by Baenlynn2011-04-01 02:35:49
Cleaning up my desk. It's my last day here today. by Khaar2011-04-01 01:41:02
  *sets desk on fire* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:50:08
    *runs it up the flagpole* by firehawk2011-04-01 03:11:50
  fyaaaaaaar!!! by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:43:37
    Rocket-powered-grenade with incendiary charge? (n/t) by twixt2011-04-01 02:16:57
BAAHHHAAHAHHAAHA! by firehawk2011-04-01 01:38:06
  What gesture gets you to the moonbase? (n/t) by chanceslost2011-04-01 06:27:00
  that autocompleter job sounds cool though (n/t) by rogue19712011-04-01 03:56:30
  *searches for midget llama cyberpron* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:49:28
    *finds Stef attached to button - by twixt2011-04-01 02:20:38
  Gmail Motion? (n/t) by Snate2011-04-01 01:48:39
    System requirements... by Clovis Man2011-04-01 02:09:22
  ...o.O? by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:47:34
    You have just uploaded the contents of your HDD to by SouthpawPL2011-04-01 02:25:57
      O.O" by themadkansan2011-04-01 02:47:33
  For the EU curious, see: google.co.uk by cokish2011-04-01 01:45:23
the OSI model *again* argggggggg by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:52:31
  I have a really nice PowerPoint on it by DesertRat662011-04-01 06:53:51
  if a solid, reputable website has a wiki page.. by Garrinka2011-04-01 01:56:44
    Depends on what their beef is. by morenna2011-04-01 06:30:16
  *fixes ISO model* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:32:02
  Annoying People Shall Test Non-Developed Patience by oot2011-04-01 01:23:56
    "We Can Rebuild Him. Better. Stronger. Faster." by kahuana2011-04-01 17:14:03
  I did the work I submitted it on time.. by Garrinka2011-04-01 01:06:32
    do more than talk to an advisor by Freakazoid2011-04-01 07:59:41
      agreed... by deadweasle2011-04-01 10:33:54
    fail 'em! fail 'em! by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:11:29
      dude you don't understand.. I don't pass by Garrinka2011-04-01 01:18:25
        ...like they care? by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:27:15
          I care though.. and they have to graduate by Garrinka2011-04-01 01:32:44
            so they graduate that amount. by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:38:51
              Or they report that many regardless of reality (n/t) by hackworth2011-04-01 06:07:33
  OSI model again! *Eats OSI model* (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2011-04-01 01:05:28
    Oi! We need that! by firehawk2011-04-01 01:42:42
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:30:00
  *cleans up diaries* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:32:47
On a more serious note, Klaranth I hope you're OK. by Snate2011-04-01 00:27:57
  *fixes Klaranth* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:33:45
how many times has the comic changed color for you by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:16:56
  But no lime green (n/t) by Stibbons2011-04-01 09:11:32
  Uh... none. by jmaxsohmer2011-04-01 05:03:05
    No animation here (FF4) by Clovis Man2011-04-01 06:03:53
      s/background// (n/t) by Clovis Man2011-04-01 06:04:58
  xkcd is *slightly* more subtle :D (n/t) by OsteSpiser2011-04-01 02:42:10
  *Installs sepia filters in Garrinka's eyes* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:34:39
    Oi! You with a brain the size of a planet! by Clovis Man2011-04-01 02:13:47
  Hm? Ow, there's a comic.. *AARRRGH* by EnzoMatrix2011-04-01 01:03:14
  mekkanik_mike actually, and I've only seen two by Klarnath2011-04-01 00:20:50
    Same for me (n/t) by AprylMae2011-04-01 13:15:00
  OI!!! watch who you blame... by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:20:21
    s/who/whom/ </nitpick> (n/t) by Klaranth2011-04-01 05:55:16
    no blame .. compliment ;) and of course it was you by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:23:47
      he's busy studying... by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:25:29
        I think we all can come up with some studies : by Klaranth2011-04-01 05:56:52
        Dude, I take 3 classes, work full time, hold two by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:29:36
          I know.... by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:30:58
            awwwwwww *megablushes* by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:33:50
Thorn Dice, Ouch! Cool looking though. by Snate2011-04-01 00:10:15
  Yay, 3D shuriken! n/t by roger G. rapid2011-04-01 12:09:23
  *paints Snate magenta* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:40:37
  what about your hands then eh? by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:22:36
  Don't carry them in your pocket. (n/t) by ideur2011-04-01 00:13:32
Annoy-a-trons have been deployed by Bonzo2011-04-01 00:09:55
  At least ONE has been found by Bonzo2011-04-01 03:53:34
    Probably all three.... (n/t) by Bonzo2011-04-01 04:20:09
  Hmmm.. They seem to have gotten bored by Bonzo2011-04-01 02:20:35
  Who are you calling names here ? by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:52:48
  Ofcourse the question is: Did you deploy them? :P (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2011-04-01 01:02:04
    Well, of course! (n/t) by Bonzo2011-04-01 02:19:29
  Monitors have been moved across the room by Bonzo2011-04-01 00:56:01
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by hollyberry792011-04-01 00:03:17
  the hardest freaking alcohol you have by Garrinka2011-04-01 01:30:53
    *looks up local bartender friend* by AprylMae2011-04-01 12:25:02
    *serves synthehol * by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:47:10
    {{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}} by hollyberry792011-04-01 01:34:16
      Can't three assignments due by tomorrow by Garrinka2011-04-01 01:43:00
        {{{Garrinka}}} by hollyberry792011-04-01 01:57:51
          ya its funny that when I do research.. by Garrinka2011-04-01 02:06:23
            {{{Garrinka}}} Doing it right can be a challenge by NDwight2011-04-01 04:46:15
  Tea please, I'm cutting down on caffeine... (n/t) by cokish2011-04-01 01:22:07
    *serves hot choco* (n/t) by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:30:38
      *sips hot coco* by cokish2011-04-01 02:03:44
  *Enters with his usual groggy morning face..* by EnzoMatrix2011-04-01 01:08:03
    All activity is free! by hollyberry792011-04-01 01:34:56
    *Serves a fanta* (n/t) by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:29:45
      Hello IlliDroid! How are you? by hollyberry792011-04-01 01:35:41
        salty water please by IlliDroid2011-04-01 02:00:02
          Oh dear. by hollyberry792011-04-01 02:01:39
            *crumbles to a pile of rust* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 02:16:13
              *sends in the firemites* by hollyberry792011-04-01 02:40:58
                *resurrects from the ashes T-1000 style* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 02:56:59
                  *blushes* *giggles* by hollyberry792011-04-01 03:11:25
  *SLAMS tankard down on counter* by Klarnath2011-04-01 00:05:51
    *shaves Klarnath's head* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:38:25
      *eats IlliDroid's brains* by firehawk2011-04-01 01:40:57
        *kicks firehawk in the groins* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 02:01:29
          AHA! Somebody embedded Eboreg in IlliDroid! by firehawk2011-04-01 03:14:11
    Since you asked so nicely by hollyberry792011-04-01 00:21:21
      Oooh, that would be lovely. (n/t) by Klarnath2011-04-01 00:21:57
    *sprinkles pixie dust on Klar the Barbarian* by Stardust2011-04-01 00:21:00
      *watches drunken firemites doing the chacha* by hollyberry792011-04-01 00:22:19
        'tis April Fool's me lady ;) and a Fredag too boot by Stardust2011-04-01 00:27:12
    *gnaws on klar's skull* by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:11:00
      OY! I just had me hair done. (n/t) by Klarnath2011-04-01 00:13:27
        *reaches into throat and pulls out toupee* by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:15:09
          Could you go and wash that please? by hollyberry792011-04-01 00:22:53
            What? that's only zombie drool... by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:26:13
              Someone could slip *pouts* by hollyberry792011-04-01 00:29:15
                *digs out the mop &bucket & puts up the wet floor by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:35:55
                  *munches on mop handle* by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 01:14:35
*runs for the hills* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:02:00
  *plays Run for the Hills - Iron Madien* by Garrinka2011-04-01 00:40:05
    *fixes spelling mistakes* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 02:02:46
    better copy: by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:33:51
      evn betr: by themadkansan2011-04-01 01:56:35
        its certainly interesting in 1911 mode XD by confused.brit2011-04-01 09:52:51
  But the nearest hill is only about 25 feet high by ideur2011-04-01 00:16:37
    St. Thomas mount is atleast 150' (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:21:15
      Depending on source between 230 and 300 feet high (n/t) by ideur2011-04-01 04:41:16
      Hmmmm ... "Parangi Malai"/`Mountain of Foreigner` by ideur2011-04-01 00:31:03
        OI! Get down from there.... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 00:31:35
          Was your town once a Portuguese "colonie"? by ideur2011-04-01 00:41:12
            Found the answer on Wikipedia. (n/t) by ideur2011-04-01 01:10:02
  Hills run faster than you. (n/t) by davydd2011-04-01 00:03:29
Translations by Nea2011-04-01 00:01:01
  *performs translation in mime* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 01:51:19
  Friday Transliption for the lotion loving by Hieraco2011-04-01 00:28:28
    Um, wrong day? Sort of, I guess. by Klarnath2011-04-01 00:33:58
      That'll show tomrrow... by mekkanik_mike2011-04-01 01:15:24
  Transcription by hollyberry792011-04-01 00:06:35
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2011-04-01 00:00:01
  *donates his cyberpron collection* by IlliDroid2011-04-01 02:17:49
  BuckRogersdancedwiththeforestinacockpitLeavinganem by Baenlynn2011-04-01 00:00:59
    Same in Opera. Looks like kidney stones... n/t by roger G. rapid2011-04-01 00:18:17

 

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