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Cartoon for Mar 19, 2011
Strip for Mar 19, 2011
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(Grabs the Grue & uses it as a pillow.) by shadowsystems2011-03-19 23:29:06
  Do pozhe, Grazhdanin. (n/t) by wwill2011-03-19 23:42:00
  ...i should go to bed. by themadkansan2011-03-19 23:41:55
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2011-03-19 22:00:01
I think I may have just made the most delicious by AprylMae2011-03-19 21:33:26
  Bourbon or Brandy? (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-03-19 22:42:21
  Cheers! What about adding it to the cookbook? by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 22:40:35
  Write down the recipe before ... by wwill2011-03-19 21:53:08
    Tequila sunrise comes to mind. by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 22:22:58
Gonna haveta ream the Barnes&Noble Nook folk by wwill2011-03-19 21:10:45
  What did you need to change? Just curious by Lab Rat2011-03-19 22:07:55
    The Schnook doesn't do AES. by wwill2011-03-19 22:19:28
      Oh, OK. That stinks. (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-03-19 22:24:44
        Stinks on ice. Dry ice, even. (n/t) by wwill2011-03-19 23:07:39
  It don't need those anyway. by themadkansan2011-03-19 21:14:28
    More money? heh... by wwill2011-03-19 21:51:55
      Every $.02 they save per-unit, by themadkansan2011-03-19 22:44:23
        It's a firmware change, too. by wwill2011-03-19 23:17:23
          those are Extra Features! by themadkansan2011-03-19 23:32:24
...bord. by themadkansan2011-03-19 20:38:54
  *thumbs twiddles* (n/t) by sgrunt2011-03-19 20:43:09
    *twiddles says "ooh that feels so gooood"* (n/t) by Snate2011-03-19 21:05:06
      ick. by themadkansan2011-03-19 21:07:30
    *balances cat on yr head* by themadkansan2011-03-19 20:48:41
      *headstands on cat* by sgrunt2011-03-19 20:49:53
        That's no cat... by shargo2011-03-19 20:58:12
          othr pplz kids by themadkansan2011-03-19 21:03:53
            rotfl! (n/t) by shargo2011-03-19 21:10:16
ATTN: DR66. Where are the 3 19 11s? (n/t) by SaylorA2011-03-19 19:03:33
  Whups by DesertRat662011-03-19 20:06:01
Movie night: Iron man by veran2011-03-19 18:55:45
  Only if you exclude most of their canon. by Clovis Man2011-03-19 19:34:19
  Really tied the room together. (n/t) by the_diggity2011-03-19 19:10:29
TurboTax is moronic. by jmaxsohmer2011-03-19 18:49:09
  I tried it once. Went back to Kiplinger TaxCut. by wwill2011-03-19 19:08:45
Stupid Bank of America (BofA). My Alerts aren't by Snate2011-03-19 18:08:28
  no credit union affliated with the school by Garrinka2011-03-19 18:28:23
Hmmm, I still haven't receive an email notice on by Snate2011-03-19 17:17:04
  Neither here (spam box checked) (n/t) by shargo2011-03-19 20:25:40
  Mine arried at 1500 est. (n/t) by radiowave9112011-03-19 18:04:46
  I didn't get mine 13:11 EST (n/t) by the_diggity2011-03-19 17:28:24
This is so beautiful it chokes me up. by Peace_Man2011-03-19 16:32:53
\0/ Sibling.brit is here by confused.brit2011-03-19 16:30:28
  cool hon! you guys go have fun together ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2011-03-19 18:47:43
  OK, but we can't tell from this so far by wwill2011-03-19 16:33:49
    *points to the \o/* by firehawk2011-03-19 22:23:04
      Or slapping herself in the face, a la Escher (n/t) by wwill2011-03-19 23:03:33
        Escher? I think you mean Munch. by Snate2011-03-19 23:14:23
          You are exactly correct. Munch. (n/t) by wwill2011-03-19 23:44:38
    Most definately a good thing. :D (n/t) by confused.brit2011-03-19 16:45:36
      Then, for certain, welcome, brother.brit by wwill2011-03-19 16:49:04
IMPORTANT - More news in re Libya by wwill2011-03-19 16:24:10
  WAY WAY too late. by firehawk2011-03-19 22:16:24
  Let's all just call him Colonel *squiggles*. by kahuana2011-03-19 18:52:30
    Love it! (n/t) by Lab Rat2011-03-19 22:44:20
  Irony: 8 years ago today by DesertRat662011-03-19 17:55:18
  Follow-up per Clinton - No U.S. Ground troops by wwill2011-03-19 16:27:57
    Gonna need *some* boots on the ground by kahuana2011-03-19 18:57:32
      "Boots on the ground"? Stuff THAT. by wwill2011-03-19 19:49:39
        That is what the Libyan rebels want by DesertRat662011-03-19 20:11:42
          If that's what they want, well by wwill2011-03-19 20:22:47
ATTN: Chicago UFies by hadji2011-03-19 15:18:30
  hmmm will have to look up cost on Coulton by Garrinka2011-03-19 18:22:00
OMG! The rain! It burns! by bimkins2011-03-19 14:14:08
  herpaderpaderpderpderpderpderpderpderrrrrrrrrrrrrr by themadkansan2011-03-19 16:42:34
  Buy sunscreen. by twixt2011-03-19 15:17:56
  It burns! It bites! It freezes! by UGuardian2011-03-19 15:03:47
    You die. by Llyr2011-03-19 15:18:56
      y (n/t) by Ataraxia2011-03-19 17:43:36
plugh. (n/t) by sgrunt2011-03-19 12:23:13
  bwarlf! (n/t) by themadkansan2011-03-19 12:27:21
Fort Worth police are nice by snarl2011-03-19 11:42:24
Attn Firearms UFies re: gun buying advice by the_diggity2011-03-19 11:20:49
  Sig Sauer P220 Compact by wwill2011-03-19 17:04:09
    Whoa. Used Sig prices are way down. by wwill2011-03-19 17:38:40
      SIg does make some great firearms by DesertRat662011-03-19 18:49:47
        Between Sig Sauer and H&K, by wwill2011-03-19 19:10:33
  If it was what I was looking for I would by DesertRat662011-03-19 13:24:02
  Blanket Statement Follows by robstafarian2011-03-19 11:25:53
    I wish I could afford a decent 1911 :( (n/t) by the_diggity2011-03-19 11:28:50
      By the Way by robstafarian2011-03-19 11:42:26
      You Probably Can by robstafarian2011-03-19 11:37:41
        I want to get a Colr O1991 but no one seems to by vampire2011-03-19 13:09:20
          Gonna have to be patient by DesertRat662011-03-19 13:26:05
            But but that's not the annoversary model?! (n/t) by vampire2011-03-19 14:00:00
              I know by DesertRat662011-03-19 14:01:56
                Here's a trick by DesertRat662011-03-19 14:02:59
                  I actually called Colt and one of the larger by vampire2011-03-19 20:16:52
      What's the reason you want to buy a pistol? by Twitchh2011-03-19 11:36:28
        The problem? Not having enough guns :p by the_diggity2011-03-19 12:16:17
          Springfield XD/XDm, maybe? (n/t) by themadkansan2011-03-19 12:26:57
            I prefer SA/DA to DAO (n/t) by the_diggity2011-03-19 12:29:16
              SAO - The 1911 way. :-) by Twitchh2011-03-19 13:13:49
                I'm partial to 1911s as well by DesertRat662011-03-19 13:31:45
                  legal hassles? (n/t) by the_diggity2011-03-19 13:44:22
                    Yep by DesertRat662011-03-19 14:01:09
                      Whew. That was long. by retiqlum22011-03-19 16:03:49
                        and... by DesertRat662011-03-19 17:02:51
                          Seems a bit drastic... (n/t) by the_diggity2011-03-19 17:17:59
                            Easily reversed by DesertRat662011-03-19 18:18:54
UK DVD rental by post / streaming. by dodrian2011-03-19 11:02:36
  We're just trying out Lovefilm by confused.brit2011-03-19 16:13:20
Transistor question by Bonzo2011-03-19 10:49:12
  Yes, it's quite common for the first few digits to by ttlogic2011-03-19 11:10:16
  Yes, the 1775a is oretty generic by wwill2011-03-19 11:09:03
  just got to these in semiconductor by robertltux2011-03-19 11:04:13
    The datasheet for the Hitachi version is by kahuana2011-03-19 11:10:08
That's no moon! by Corvus_One2011-03-19 10:45:31
  Just enough fog here to give it an aura by Hieraco2011-03-19 18:49:54
    Aura? by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 19:43:54
  Same thought... by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 16:51:03
    Got myself a decent reflector telescope by wwill2011-03-19 20:03:13
      Seems familiar... by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 20:55:17
Important medical news re: radiation on W Coast!!1 by Illiad2011-03-19 10:34:54
  *smack* by snarl2011-03-19 18:39:01
  It MUST be true by wabbit652011-03-19 15:45:25
  You owe my step-dork a clean shirt... by shadowsystems2011-03-19 12:37:38
  Luckily I had swallowed the coffee, otherwise I'd by shargo2011-03-19 11:49:03
  I snorted. (n/t) by kelli2172011-03-19 11:00:09
French(!) air force strikes in Libya. by OsteSpiser2011-03-19 10:28:57
  Too little too late I'm afraid by DesertRat662011-03-19 13:29:28
  The message to Colonel *squigglesquiigglesquiggle* by kahuana2011-03-19 11:13:18
  'Bout fragging time. by firehawk2011-03-19 11:09:02
  And they appear to have shot something down too (n/t) by veran2011-03-19 11:07:22
ZOMG THE STUPID IT BURNS! by Illiad2011-03-19 10:09:11
  (Sighs) I have to agree... by shadowsystems2011-03-19 12:40:41
  Like I said last week... I'm trying to avoid the by ag_wyvern2011-03-19 10:28:01
  FUD. by Peace_Man2011-03-19 10:19:00
Two stories on CBC really seem ironic taken by Peace_Man2011-03-19 09:52:34
  It's government, what do you expect? by veran2011-03-19 10:04:41
    Not just government. by Peace_Man2011-03-19 10:11:40
      That means nothing now. by veran2011-03-19 11:11:01
      s/Conservative/Harper/ (n/t) by kahuana2011-03-19 10:17:01
        Well, yes. by Peace_Man2011-03-19 10:20:38
          Um, I know who the PM is. :P by kelli2172011-03-19 11:22:49
          I wouldn't expect non-Canadians to know about by kahuana2011-03-19 10:51:15
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2011-03-19 09:45:41
*Applause* by skippy-ish_guy2011-03-19 09:12:53
  Advance orders being taken by geopsychic2011-03-19 09:53:42
  Laugh? Made me wish I could swing a couple pallets by SouthpawPL2011-03-19 09:21:45
    I live in northern Alberta and this would work by skippy-ish_guy2011-03-19 09:49:13
    Of course, then common sense would return... by Baenlynn2011-03-19 09:27:32
      Naah. There's no money in that. by twixt2011-03-19 09:51:12
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2011-03-19 09:00:02
turing test by dennismv2011-03-19 08:45:08
  and another one by dennismv2011-03-19 08:48:57
Rain today. Rain all week except Tuesday by ShadoCat2011-03-19 08:25:19
  {{{ShadoCat}}} by morenna2011-03-19 10:56:10
    Thank you for the warm thoughts. by ShadoCat2011-03-20 00:26:30
Just noticed there was a new cartoon. by retiqlum22011-03-19 06:49:00
  Me too! But I *didn't* notice an E-MAIL! by ag_wyvern2011-03-19 08:59:01
    Just showed up in my mailbox (n/t) by ChuckAB2011-03-19 09:25:09
      Me too! (11:04am, to be precise) by ag_wyvern2011-03-19 11:16:58
  Inconceivable! by Garrinka2011-03-19 07:47:48
    I do not think that word means what you think it m by firehawk2011-03-19 11:04:06
Wish I had a video camera for that one. by ChuckAB2011-03-19 06:24:51
  *Giggle* Neat! =-D by shadowsystems2011-03-19 07:48:50
You get eaten by the Grue. by shadowsystems2011-03-19 06:11:28
  Get the feather out of my cap by ttlogic2011-03-19 07:50:33
    As you wrench free the feather... by shadowsystems2011-03-19 12:29:15
  Feed ankle bugger cookies (n/t) by morenna2011-03-19 07:44:18
    It swallows your hand with a splorch. by shadowsystems2011-03-19 12:26:35
  > examine effluvium (n/t) by pas512011-03-19 06:16:40
    It is slightly bioluminescent. It is furry, fuzzy, by shadowsystems2011-03-19 12:23:12
    You find 1 pas51 (n/t) by retiqlum22011-03-19 06:52:06
      I wondered where I left that. (n/t) by pas512011-03-19 06:56:21
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2011-03-19 06:00:01
My Google-fu is weak. by mpicklesimer12011-03-19 05:54:27
  Page 10 by Bonzo2011-03-19 13:58:30
  You forgot 1 thing: which Universal Remote? (n/t) by wwill2011-03-19 11:59:06
    yeah... knowing the box is of zero help by Freakazoid2011-03-19 13:48:24
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2011-03-19 05:31:56
webcomic artists pull together to raise money for by Garrinka2011-03-19 05:01:32
No to be picky or anything, but... by rikthoff2011-03-19 04:59:09
I got six hours of sleep. In one block none the le by Garrinka2011-03-19 04:28:46
  *drops tactical pudding nuke* by firehawk2011-03-19 11:00:02
    I just realized... by firehawk2011-03-19 11:01:03
  Of course you can! by Silverfire2011-03-19 07:13:46
  I love my niece, I'm not going to shoot her ... by retiqlum22011-03-19 04:38:52
    just keep saying that hon *hugs* by Garrinka2011-03-19 04:41:49
      Methinks you missed the point: by retiqlum22011-03-19 05:22:50
        no I know that *hugs* by Garrinka2011-03-19 05:30:33
    And for the record: by retiqlum22011-03-19 04:41:38
      Get a box of extra large Hello Kitty bandaids by morenna2011-03-19 08:18:34
      Thank your niece by ShadoCat2011-03-19 08:17:07
Any UFies palying "Dark Orbit"? by oedlan2011-03-19 04:00:38
W:ET Bar by AndyA2011-03-19 04:00:01
Sunny outside, SO baked cookies by oedlan2011-03-19 03:06:03
.XXX Domain approved! by cokish2011-03-19 02:35:12
  They should have done it years ago. (n/t) by vampire2011-03-19 08:29:17
    Maybe that's just how long the process takes. by kahuana2011-03-19 09:07:49
Un. Be. by hadji2011-03-19 01:23:31
  It's like Bruce Banner! by kelli2172011-03-19 11:05:33
  on the surface it sounds semi plausible by joecrouse2011-03-19 08:21:40
    Wrong kind of radiation than what I am thinking by joecrouse2011-03-19 12:50:20
      Again, I have to point you to the biologist's by hadji2011-03-19 14:28:01
    No, it doesn't. Read the biologist's response. (n/t) by hadji2011-03-19 12:08:31
  Quick, someone tell her she's got cancer! (n/t) by diginferno2011-03-19 07:19:45
  “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger"? by aix tom2011-03-19 03:45:14
    I've always hated that expression by Concept2011-03-19 14:17:18
      It's not meant to be taken literally. by retiqlum22011-03-19 14:28:52
        Well, actually ... by PeKaJe2011-03-19 17:25:32
          Yup. Big flack about that. by wwill2011-03-19 17:45:38
        Alrighty, then. :) (n/t) by Concept2011-03-19 14:55:32
    The trick is figuring out when to stop. (n/t) by morenna2011-03-19 07:46:00
    That which does kill us, makes us dead (n/t) by imWACC02011-03-19 07:05:53
      Amazing how that works. The concept of by twixt2011-03-19 09:52:42
  working link by hadji2011-03-19 01:26:42
    The only possible comment is by wwill2011-03-19 15:24:32
    I've actually talked with some nuclear physicist by KeineAhnung2011-03-19 05:18:16
    And for anyone who might have trouble by hadji2011-03-19 01:39:17
      Oh, good grief... by Clovis Man2011-03-19 02:09:21
        Invoke: Edward James Olomos by robertltux2011-03-19 04:56:20
        AYE! by tihnessa2011-03-19 03:27:09
          Quick! Someone email her the Dihydrogen Monoxide by confused.brit2011-03-19 05:23:43
      Some of those comments are PRICELESS ;oD (n/t) by intrinsic2011-03-19 02:07:15
        And dangerous, given the number of people by Clovis Man2011-03-19 02:11:23
          Methinks you replied in the wrong subthread by intrinsic2011-03-19 03:21:51
            I saw advice by confused.brit2011-03-19 04:31:49
              One would contend that that is perfectly reasonabl by intrinsic2011-03-19 05:00:18
            Probably so. It's an 0dark:30 thing... (n/t) by Clovis Man2011-03-19 03:44:54
UFie Birthdays Diary and Calendar by UFie_Birthdays2011-03-19 01:19:50
Wow, a new comic from Illiad for my birthday by confused.brit2011-03-19 00:45:02
  Yeeesh, Happy Birthday to you! :-) (n/t) by diginferno2011-03-19 07:27:38
  Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff! =-D by shadowsystems2011-03-19 06:40:12
  Happy Spawning day! (n/t) by intrinsic2011-03-19 05:09:08
  hippo Birdies hon! many more happy & healthy ones by Garrinka2011-03-19 04:38:57
  Many dancing rodents on your B-Day! by oedlan2011-03-19 04:01:48
  Happy B-Day! \o/ (n/t) by Snate2011-03-19 00:47:54
An update on Torg's most recent story... by shadowsystems2011-03-19 00:36:46
  \o/ by shargo2011-03-19 09:56:25
    Me TOO! =-D by shadowsystems2011-03-19 12:17:31
      You should seriously consider contacting by shargo2011-03-19 13:08:59
        What for? by shadowsystems2011-03-19 14:47:30
          "Whom to ask for" by wwill2011-03-19 15:40:52
            (Sigh) Then I'll probably not try. =-( by shadowsystems2011-03-19 18:01:55
              there's always the ebook route as well by Freakazoid2011-03-19 20:46:09
                *blink blink* You want me to do it MYSELF? by shadowsystems2011-03-19 21:51:12
              Check your email, the one you list in the diary by wwill2011-03-19 19:04:25
                That's my Primary; Found it; reply soon. =-) by shadowsystems2011-03-19 21:48:47
                  Not quite, any more. by wwill2011-03-19 22:13:57
                    You have a ZOO!!! XD XD XD by shadowsystems2011-03-19 23:20:06
                      If you're ever in the neighbourhood... by wwill2011-03-19 23:28:46
          Don't worry, it's not as bad as it seems. by twixt2011-03-19 15:30:49
  Neat. I'm glad you're having fun by Silverfire2011-03-19 07:18:45
    Thanks Sweety. =-)p by shadowsystems2011-03-19 07:42:02
      Cleric Bad Wolf waves a paw by robertltux2011-03-19 07:48:52
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2011-03-19 00:30:00
2. b. Will also protect from gravitationally by raptor_872011-03-19 00:25:07
Picture "inside Lab Rat's shower" sent by Lab Rat2011-03-19 00:12:19
  Hehehe. by retiqlum22011-03-19 00:19:09
    I have a feeling if you share... by firehawk2011-03-19 11:09:58
    Just don't point out that the moon is 14% bigger by josie_beller2011-03-19 00:42:43
      Bwahaha (n/t) by Llyr2011-03-19 08:39:42
      That's no moo-*shot* (n/t) by sgrunt2011-03-19 00:50:39
      Gah, meant that to be a reply to Llyr's post (n/t) by josie_beller2011-03-19 00:44:43
    Or a moonrise, as the case may be (n/t) by Llyr2011-03-19 00:32:51
woooooooooooooooooooooohooo! by themadkansan2011-03-19 00:11:14
  Yup. *toothy grins* :-) :-) :-) (n/t) by twixt2011-03-19 00:21:03
Thank you for the offer Illiad, by ideur2011-03-19 00:04:20
  Are you sure it's still good? (n/t) by Clovis Man2011-03-19 03:16:23
Translations by Nea2011-03-19 00:01:01
  German TLP (n/t) by Rob322011-03-19 05:55:30
    Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 18:55:38
      In Englisch Ich denke, es wäre by wwill2011-03-19 19:39:37
        Stimmt fast. / You're almost right. :) by roger G. rapid2011-03-19 22:08:34
          Meet me, ex-SSgt. Will, USAF Cryptologic Linguist. by wwill2011-03-19 22:59:13
            Great, really interesting. Thanks! by roger G. rapid2011-03-20 00:00:42
    German by Rob322011-03-19 06:02:22
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by rikthoff2011-03-19 04:45:40
    Nederlands by rikthoff2011-03-19 04:52:16
  Transcription of the new toon. by McNutcase2011-03-19 00:08:20
    *Snerk* Nice! =-)p (n/t) by shadowsystems2011-03-19 00:28:56
    Apologies, I mistyped. Correct transcription here: by McNutcase2011-03-19 00:13:01
      s/bulf/bulk by josie_beller2011-03-19 00:41:13
        Gah. I blame it being past my bedtime. by Mcnutcase2011-03-19 00:44:30
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2011-03-19 00:00:00
  Mekkanik_MikebathedBradPittontheboardtoaidthealien by ideur2011-03-19 00:01:15

 

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