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Cartoon for Dec 05, 2010
Strip for Dec 05, 2010
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Wohoooo, it's Monday! :-) by shargo2010-12-06 02:35:26
HI! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 22:52:20
  What about traveling between M&M? by hadji2010-12-05 23:12:02
  seirdlg.nhkae zd,cbjapogmnaerh. by themadkansan2010-12-05 22:54:51
    Was that words or something else? by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 23:13:34
      thpt thpt thpt thpt thpt thpt thpt thpt thpt thpt. by themadkansan2010-12-05 23:18:15
  Well, that's because... by McNutcase2010-12-05 22:53:28
    It's not so much the nose thing, but... by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 23:08:47
Animals Are Weird by Snate2010-12-05 22:28:28
  UFies are weird. by RetiQlum22010-12-06 00:08:00
  Not to mention tasty! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 22:45:41
    thpppppt. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-12-05 22:46:42
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-12-05 22:00:01
Attn Comcast users by imWACC02010-12-05 21:40:10
  Or google (8.8.8.8, 8.8.4.4) (n/t) by CALL-1982010-12-05 21:54:21
    Or L3 (4.2.2.1, etc) (n/t) by raptor_872010-12-05 22:32:30
Had a friend over toninght for wine and girl talk by AprylMae2010-12-05 20:46:40
I think that's the strangest game world I've seen. by McNutcase2010-12-05 19:37:59
  ATTN: ShadowSystems. by McNutcase2010-12-05 20:07:21
  Stop that. by UmbralRaptor2010-12-05 19:48:57
How would you arrange this? by Myke2010-12-05 19:29:48
  You didn't specify what kind of data is being... by CALL-1982010-12-05 19:55:56
    I didn't think it terribly relevant by Myke2010-12-05 19:57:21
      It could make a considerable amount of difference. by CALL-1982010-12-05 20:17:01
        100% copy of everything. by Myke2010-12-05 20:48:52
  IDNKT that much llama pr0n existed! ;-) by kahuana2010-12-05 19:50:02
    My workstation is full of photos. by Myke2010-12-05 19:51:45
      I may *have* to start trusting 2TB drives. by kahuana2010-12-05 20:24:33
        RS1500? by Myke2010-12-05 20:47:12
          UPS. Although it *might* not be the UPS... by kahuana2010-12-05 21:01:48
            FWIW by Myke2010-12-05 21:33:33
              Are the drive startups sequenced? by kahuana2010-12-05 21:42:56
                Nope. (n/t) by Myke2010-12-05 21:52:26
  Short and quick answer: by shargo2010-12-05 19:45:34
    Claifications: by Myke2010-12-05 19:52:42
  Addendum: ZFS supports compression by Myke2010-12-05 19:32:28
    err, compression only on the secondary. by Myke2010-12-05 19:48:13
Wow... color me suprised by Freakazoid2010-12-05 18:59:05
  It may not do WPA2 but i read it can do WPA by confused.brit2010-12-05 19:20:36
    oh and yes I know it does WPA by Freakazoid2010-12-05 19:51:17
      How did they manage that? by bwkaz2010-12-06 00:10:12
      Hmm my router does both wpa and wpa 2 so if device cant wpa2 it will accep (n/t) by Confused.brit2010-12-05 19:58:19
      <Deleted><Deleted>2010-12-05 22:51:43
    two minor things from what I can tell by Freakazoid2010-12-05 19:49:00
  aaand unplugged by Freakazoid2010-12-05 19:15:35
Need umask help by SnappingTurtle2010-12-05 18:43:35
  Not all systems support suid on directories. by CALL-1982010-12-05 19:36:58
    Interesting stuff by SnappingTurtle2010-12-05 20:18:36
On WIC, but driving fancy "new" SUV..o.0 by Garrinka2010-12-05 16:59:53
  Hrm.... take a step back... by abaron2010-12-05 19:06:52
    WIC is the Women, Infant, and Children Program.. by Garrinka2010-12-05 19:33:19
      It sucks by abaron2010-12-05 20:08:26
  A former boyfriend managed a pharmacy by esbita2010-12-05 18:00:14
  It's called 'lack of conscience'. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-12-05 17:12:31
    Or recent receipient of WIC?-as in just laid off? (n/t) by ChuckAB2010-12-05 17:37:58
      *that* was speculation.. I was giving by Garrinka2010-12-05 17:52:32
      Using WIC because everything else is going toward by themadkansan2010-12-05 17:48:57
        It might even be someone else's car by UGuardian2010-12-05 18:34:24
          isn't speculation wonderful? (n/t) by themadkansan2010-12-05 18:40:41
            Same type that buy junk food with food stamps by Lab Rat2010-12-05 20:28:18
Don't retreat, just reload. by imrambi2010-12-05 16:13:35
best trick to make firefox massive & agressively by Nightwind2010-12-05 15:42:50
  This *is* the Internet (IT Crowd clicky) by ag_wyvern2010-12-05 20:53:13
  Download the Internet. by Snate2010-12-05 15:52:28
    I'm not going to NO bandwidth land by Nightwind2010-12-05 16:35:35
    Here's a relevant cartoon by Snate2010-12-05 15:56:38
      and another by themadkansan2010-12-05 16:13:21
One customer lost for $wireless_service's roadside by hadji2010-12-05 15:11:09
  glad it worked out for you hon *hugs* by Garrinka2010-12-05 17:11:07
  Consider Signature Motor Club too by oot2010-12-05 15:27:50
    Already signed up for AAA, but thank you. (n/t) by hadji2010-12-05 15:29:38
  You OK? (n/t) by Snate2010-12-05 15:11:57
    Yeah, just frustrated. by hadji2010-12-05 15:18:55
      Huh. Must be competition. by kahuana2010-12-05 16:02:22
        BCAA will... by abaron2010-12-05 19:11:00
      did you try to get it jump started? (n/t) by joecrouse2010-12-05 15:32:21
        That's what I originally wanted to call for. by hadji2010-12-05 18:42:11
          You got 6 winters out of a battery? You did well! (n/t) by kahuana2010-12-05 19:40:36
      I assume you are not driving manual? by vdp2010-12-05 15:25:52
      And they'll test the battery on-site to see if it by hadji2010-12-05 15:20:33
        I still have to pay for the battery, of course, by hadji2010-12-05 15:22:30
PSP game recommendations? by confused.brit2010-12-05 14:39:02
  Loco Roco is very good, Loco Roco 2 is ok by davydd2010-12-05 22:39:49
  Wipeout: pure and pulse by Baenlynn2010-12-05 16:20:05
    Ooh Wipeout on PSP! :D by confused.brit2010-12-05 16:23:24
Someone chewed off all my fingernails by LaB RaT2010-12-05 14:01:52
  Did you get his number? (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-12-05 16:22:11
Watching: megazone 23 by veran2010-12-05 14:00:41
Wish me luck... by oot2010-12-05 13:13:11
  *sends hiring vibes* much luck to you hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2010-12-05 17:12:25
  Good luck! (n/t) by vdp2010-12-05 14:57:29
  *beams good job acquisition luck* (n/t) by morenna2010-12-05 13:26:02
Invoke Minecraft UFies by toysbfun2010-12-05 13:11:24
  That depends... by Ataraxia2010-12-05 17:19:40
  Walk? (n/t) by sazzer2010-12-05 14:09:24
When the doctor gave me steroids for bronchitis by esbita2010-12-05 12:41:53
  *sends megahealing vibes* I hope you feel better by Garrinka2010-12-05 17:15:34
  ain't they great? by themadkansan2010-12-05 15:55:33
  Last time I had to take a medrol dose pack by LaB RaT2010-12-05 13:58:12
  Ugh... *not* fun. Feel better soon! by oot2010-12-05 13:15:46
Is it bad that I know: Oddish, Pikachu, Lickitung? (n/t) by kelli2172010-12-05 11:02:16
  Not really. by UGuardian2010-12-05 14:43:19
  Your asking the girl who's FB pic is a shiny Eevee by confused.brit2010-12-05 13:49:48
  Pika! pika pika! pika pikachu! (n/t) by joecrouse2010-12-05 12:15:43
    You have no idea what you just said, by veran2010-12-05 14:01:30
      Phhhhhhhhht im 30 years old by joecrouse2010-12-05 14:41:03
  Oops, sorry, not Oddish; Exeggutor. (n/t) by kelli2172010-12-05 11:22:36
  Yes. You are older than my son, and he by Tyop2010-12-05 11:16:04
Grrrrrrrr. by AprylMae2010-12-05 10:17:08
  No "deserve" - it's all "take what you can get". (n/t) by bobmon2010-12-05 11:58:35
    ( oops - that wasn't an "n/t" although this is) by bobmon2010-12-05 11:59:47
  {{{AprylMae}}} by KeineAhnung2010-12-05 11:31:37
  {{{{{Apryl}}}}} (n/t) by Nightwind2010-12-05 10:45:02
  they may not think they deserve the chance by morenna2010-12-05 10:29:32
    Given the emphasis in the TLP, I think by vdp2010-12-05 10:44:47
      Yep by AprylMae2010-12-05 10:51:23
        give him some big boy panties by morenna2010-12-05 12:15:54
        Emotional blackmail is just another form by twixt2010-12-05 11:21:37
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-12-05 09:00:02
WCG statistics page still down by geopsychic2010-12-05 08:28:01
duct tape really CAN fix anything by rogue19712010-12-05 06:42:00
  working clicky by rogue19712010-12-05 06:46:47
    You know, they did that on the moon as well by PeKaJe2010-12-05 07:06:17
  I think your clicky needs some duct tape. (n/t) by Baenlynn2010-12-05 06:43:24
    LOL! (n/t) by diginferno2010-12-05 09:00:01
Math UFies: Odd numeric request. by Baenlynn2010-12-05 06:39:13
  It's the Josephus problem. by postaljohn2010-12-05 07:50:03
    I feel a need to watch History of the World now. (n/t) by morenna2010-12-05 10:27:21
Today's Comic by mjbird2010-12-05 06:34:01
  They don't have to. by diginferno2010-12-05 09:08:23
  Now, with arsenic! (n/t) by mjbird2010-12-05 06:35:05
    Are they trying to poison them or feed them? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2010-12-05 06:37:37
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-12-05 06:05:25
Tavern of Loathing by Klaranth2010-12-05 06:00:02
  \0/ I got my Animated Macaroni Duck by confused.brit2010-12-05 14:06:24
    more then a cocoabo by Nightwind2010-12-05 17:25:43
    Congrats! :-) (n/t) by diginferno2010-12-05 15:17:53
  portant UFies clan announcement! by diginferno2010-12-05 09:52:06
    BTW, what times can people participate? by PeKaJe2010-12-05 13:21:19
      I can get there around the end of that interval. by diginferno2010-12-05 15:14:30
      I tend to be a bit all over the place by parastra2010-12-05 14:49:00
        That'll work too by PeKaJe2010-12-05 15:15:22
          I only got caught twice on my way through, by parastra2010-12-05 15:36:09
            I've gone through without getting caught by PeKaJe2010-12-05 16:24:42
            Do we have a clan chat channel we can jump into? by confused.brit2010-12-05 15:38:58
              Yes, there's 'clan' for general chat and by parastra2010-12-05 15:46:55
                So, basically, the commands for using these are: by diginferno2010-12-05 16:04:18
    Oh, that *IS* nice! by PeKaJe2010-12-05 10:52:31
      50 nickels? Guess I'd better get a move on... by parastra2010-12-05 13:18:31
        Yeah, might be a bit late for a binder by PeKaJe2010-12-05 16:15:03
          I'm still a DB, so I can do Ooze-O, although we by parastra2010-12-05 16:31:36
            fixed by Nightwind2010-12-05 17:24:54
            That would work, but is quite expensive by PeKaJe2010-12-05 16:47:25
              The dungeon log says I've only killed 74 so far by parastra2010-12-05 17:32:55
                I like this idea by confused.brit2010-12-05 17:41:06
      That's good to know. by diginferno2010-12-05 11:14:08
        A little trick which may help in a tight spot by parastra2010-12-05 12:07:06
          Gas balloons are another multi-round stun by PeKaJe2010-12-05 13:02:01
          That's also good to know. by diginferno2010-12-05 12:25:08
        You shouldn't be having trouble in the sewers by PeKaJe2010-12-05 11:24:36
          Any suggestions for a lvl10 Pastamancer? by confused.brit2010-12-05 13:53:32
            You may want to gain a couple of levels first, by parastra2010-12-05 14:27:14
              OK I have pretty well boosted stats by confused.brit2010-12-05 15:48:23
                Well, you probably can't boost your moxie enough by parastra2010-12-05 16:05:03
                  I've put 75 gas balloons in the clan stash by parastra2010-12-05 16:07:41
              Getting intitative is often enough by PeKaJe2010-12-05 15:30:16
                I like how monsters are able to struggle free by parastra2010-12-05 15:49:55
                  Yeah, I had a fun one with the guard-turtles by PeKaJe2010-12-05 16:18:55
                    Report it as a bug? by confused.brit2010-12-05 16:26:16
                      Nah, everything is working as it should by PeKaJe2010-12-05 16:36:13
                The big issue at level 5-6 is being able to by parastra2010-12-05 15:39:02
          Which reminds me that I forgot to summon my daily by diginferno2010-12-05 11:42:14
            A quick way to remember the "daily summon" by PeKaJe2010-12-05 11:48:25
              Ooooh useful. (n/t) by confused.brit2010-12-05 13:55:35
              Awesome! Thanks! (n/t) by diginferno2010-12-05 12:15:18
              i just use 1 touch breakfast by Nightwind2010-12-05 12:03:39
                Mafia is a blessing and a curse by PeKaJe2010-12-05 13:05:31
                  a while? by Nightwind2010-12-05 13:32:33
    D'oh, that should be "Important" *rolls eyes* (n/t) by diginferno2010-12-05 09:52:38
Finished watching: Strawberry Panic by veran2010-12-05 05:09:39
Re: Shadow's D&D sessions by confused.brit2010-12-05 04:17:58
  I like this idea! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 12:35:36
  voice actors! by Nightwind2010-12-05 10:54:56
    As amusing as that sounds... =-)P by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 13:04:22
  That depends what you are talking about. by CALL-1982010-12-05 09:13:20
    Entropy is easy by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 18:31:24
      I have always thought about that. by CALL-1982010-12-05 20:23:13
        Nope, what you get out of a properly configured no by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 21:47:24
    The RNG is an "easy" one... =-) by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 12:56:05
      If you want I can get on it tomorrow. by Sharku2010-12-05 14:01:01
        Ok, will do! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 17:31:19
  Since it is for ShadowSystems and all, by OddParity2010-12-05 05:04:13
    I think shell script is sub-optimal by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 18:36:51
      So use clear/cls between iterations. (n/t) by CALL-1982010-12-05 20:18:53
        It'll still read the window chrome (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 21:48:18
          Which for a terminal/console window involves what? by CALL-1982010-12-05 22:03:55
            Still going to be irritating after a while by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 22:11:39
              Then he can fullscreen the window. by CALL-1982010-12-05 22:27:23
                Nope, he was complaining about it a while back by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 23:04:07
                  He was referring to rereading the whole console... by CALL-1982010-12-05 23:19:19
    Ok... Let's see... =-) by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 12:47:49
  Taking it a step further... by vectorz2010-12-05 04:57:38
    a quick google by KeineAhnung2010-12-05 11:37:40
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-12-05 04:00:00
[rant] captcha by bungi2010-12-05 03:40:41
  Are you sure the site is *worth* visiting? by kahuana2010-12-05 06:35:19
  Obligatory XKCD references: by Bonzo2010-12-05 05:08:21
  I would be emailing the webadmin by confused.brit2010-12-05 04:15:11
  I see... by veran2010-12-05 03:47:33
    The same way most Chinese and Japanese do. by aix tom2010-12-05 05:49:01
      So, google translate it is! by veran2010-12-05 06:21:10
        Not half bad. by aix tom2010-12-05 06:41:35
          Just add that yourself by veran2010-12-05 07:19:09
Some Truly Amazing Hummingbird Photos by Snate2010-12-05 02:45:47
  Ooooh, beautiful O.O by diginferno2010-12-05 08:51:40
  Spring wallpapers found. by confused.brit2010-12-05 04:23:49
  Those are AWESOME! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 02:52:12
    Flying blind? (n/t) by Klaranth2010-12-05 03:17:05
      "Give me a stopwatch and an accurate map and I... by CALL-1982010-12-05 10:26:06
Baptism in 45 min by oedlan2010-12-05 02:34:36
  That's where they marinade a baby, right? =-)P by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 02:59:41
    they do use oil... by esbita2010-12-05 18:07:08
      It's not so much the oil, but... by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 18:41:52
        I always thought the point of Baptism was to *avoi by InTrinsiC2010-12-05 19:12:53
    Nah, bottle the water, and sell it to cannibals. by Klaranth2010-12-05 03:18:16
      Oh that was... was... *Hadjiesque*! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 03:48:58
        It was, wasn't it. Truly worthy. I think Hadji by twixt2010-12-05 11:50:48
          Awww, that's a good little monkey... =-)P by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 13:09:09
            <mmmmf!><mmmmmf!><mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfff!> :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-12-05 16:20:07
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. by Hieraco2010-12-05 02:34:11
  Bartender says: Stop acting like a bobo. by kahuana2010-12-05 06:38:57
  (Takes the bra off his head, grinning like a loon. by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 02:53:50
For all with furry overloads... by Electric Storm2010-12-05 01:02:29
  Aaaand... by jpprater2010-12-05 09:23:03
  hehehe silly kitties. (n/t) by Hieraco2010-12-05 02:36:52
(Sticks a live eel in your pants.) =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 00:39:05
  no, no, no, no, no. CUT! by Nightwind2010-12-05 09:39:48
    My Hover Eel is full of Kraft! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 12:08:09
      It'll have to do by Nightwind2010-12-05 13:13:56
        Now *THERE* is a bill that'll NEVER get paid. =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 13:22:14
    You mean: by twixt2010-12-05 11:58:10
      Acting? What now? O.o by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 12:10:10
        Of course it's acting by Nightwind2010-12-05 12:37:10
          I thought you were just "keeping me occupied"... by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 13:16:06
            I'm afraid to ask by Nightwind2010-12-05 15:40:55
              "On Advice of My Lawyers, The United Nations, &... by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 17:25:33
                Oh, so they are acting to ban your books before by Nightwind2010-12-05 17:43:44
                  Yup! YUP! YUP! =-D by ShadowSystems2010-12-05 18:11:02
              It's not just the vat of peanut butter, it's the by Snate2010-12-05 15:59:17
MPL Down, NOT Safe by pbarnrob2010-12-05 00:37:29
  ...and your mission profile. (n/t) by flirkann2010-12-05 14:38:20
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-12-05 00:30:00
Translations by Nea2010-12-05 00:01:02
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-12-05 00:00:01
  TheEasterBunnydroppedtheinflatablellamaaboardtheti by CALL-1982010-12-05 00:13:40
  RSS Feeds TheEasterBunnydroppedtheinflatablel by CALL-1982010-12-05 00:11:58
    Oops. (n/t) by CALL-1982010-12-05 00:14:17

 

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