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Cartoon for Sep 05, 2010
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69% alcohol. by hadji2010-09-05 23:08:25
  Don't believe marketing by SciSSorS2010-09-06 05:39:02
  Hmm, bottle sitting next to me is only 55% by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 23:46:27
  Who's watering down your drinks? by Hieraco2010-09-05 23:35:06
  awright, who gave him the rubbing alcohol? (n/t) by themadkansan2010-09-05 23:24:19
    Friends. by hadji2010-09-05 23:32:05
      Errr, but it wasn't rubbing alcohol. (n/t) by hadji2010-09-05 23:32:37
        may as well have been. :) by themadkansan2010-09-05 23:41:43
          Just wanted to clarify that I'm not stupid enough by hadji2010-09-05 23:45:14
            absinthe ain't that much better. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2010-09-05 23:53:02
          'cept rubbing alcohol is Isopropyl not Ethyl (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 23:44:33
            not always. by themadkansan2010-09-05 23:59:44
  oi. lay off'n the absinthe (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2010-09-05 23:23:09
    The dancing pixies are telling me to ignore you. (n/t) by hadji2010-09-05 23:27:02
Is there an LDM for chamomile (NOT suicidal) by joecrouse2010-09-05 22:09:26
  not aware of any by SciSSorS2010-09-06 05:48:30
  have any benadryl handy? by themadkansan2010-09-05 22:22:03
    some kids stuff we had to give to the dog once by joecrouse2010-09-05 23:04:20
      shouldn't hurt anything that I know of by themadkansan2010-09-05 23:20:36
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-09-05 22:00:01
Wait, what? *double take* Dippy! :D by firehawk2010-09-05 21:56:54
Invoke:UFicle SQL Gurus... by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 21:46:06
  Hmm... by Nea2010-09-05 23:39:05
    Durrrr, that makes perfect sense by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 23:50:13
  Well you haven't provided any information about by vampire2010-09-05 23:04:03
    SubsystID will be duplicated through the Patches t by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 23:31:18
  Err, there's a RollupID column in Patches too... by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 21:47:22
GG: BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! by themadkansan2010-09-05 21:26:11
The smell of burned circuit boards is wafting by kahuana2010-09-05 21:04:53
  *snerk* you are probably correct... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 21:48:02
i wish my ears would quit crackling. by themadkansan2010-09-05 19:45:41
MY OVEN MITT HAS A HOLE IN IT!!!! by adiplomat2010-09-05 18:53:55
  Mine got wet once, found out the hard way too.. (n/t) by Bealz22010-09-05 22:56:24
  OUCH! by firehawk2010-09-05 21:48:04
  *comfort* (n/t) by vampire2010-09-05 20:10:18
  <sings> dear Liza, dear Liza (n/t) by rogue19712010-09-05 19:09:01
    IDGI, but until the ibuprofen kicks in, I'm not by adiplomat2010-09-05 19:13:22
      Reference Linky Enclosed by radiowave9112010-09-05 20:00:00
        Recursion and dependency management? (n/t) by McNutcase2010-09-05 20:18:03
          Always carry duck tape. (n/t) by pas512010-09-06 04:48:54
  That reminds me... by kahuana2010-09-05 19:03:17
    Yeah. Do NOT find out the same way I did! by adiplomat2010-09-05 19:08:44
Should I bake sugar cookies or brownies? (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 18:15:07
  Hmmm, maybe I should make another one of these... by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 20:40:40
  Hmmm. Sugar cookies: Sugar, butter, eggs, flour, by Unavailable2010-09-05 19:55:09
  Depends. How good are your brownies. And you will by vampire2010-09-05 18:50:01
  Yes. And send me some of each. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-09-05 18:48:45
    I will require some of each as well. by radiowave9112010-09-05 20:49:58
  Depends. What's in the brownies? :^) by adiplomat2010-09-05 18:17:42
Interesting checking out my top tunes played in by adiplomat2010-09-05 18:09:34
Baking to-nite: On this evening's show, by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:48:40
  For breakfast I had a flat iron steak. by vampire2010-09-05 18:40:42
I have found... My CAN OPENER!!! by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:27:24
  I didn't find mine until I bought another... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 17:34:55
    That happened with my cork puller. by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:38:20
  When/where did you move?? (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:28:19
    Just within Dallas, and 2 1/2 weeks ago, by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:30:59
      Moving is a pain in the neck. Took me by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:38:19
        Well, with 3 handsome young men, no wonder! (heh) by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:40:01
          I am not a cougar</Arnold> (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:41:09
            and what's wrong with cougars? *cough cough* by Garrinka2010-09-05 19:19:01
              Dunno, but a Cave Bear's opinion of the matter by adiplomat2010-09-05 19:20:18
                well my SO would beg to differ ;) by Garrinka2010-09-05 19:22:58
                  That CAN be fixed, you know. by firehawk2010-09-05 22:00:26
            Not even a cute widdle baby cougar? by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:50:37
              You're really cruisin' for a bruisin', huh? (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 18:18:11
                He certainly was in the right. (n/t) by kahuana2010-09-05 19:04:07
                Bring it on, baby! (It IS over 1000 miles to by adiplomat2010-09-05 18:46:06
I just fell on my arse. My feet got tangled up by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:26:41
  Same distance as anyone else, arse over teakettle. by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:28:57
    It kind of hurts. Not a lot of padding back there. (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:30:39
      Ouch. Believe it or not, neither do I. by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:34:35
        15 lbs? Aweome!! (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:39:17
          Yep. High 280s, now, unless I over eat... by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:41:52
      Where's the Bubblewrap!!!!!!!!1111111..ß-Þ (n/t) by KreepyKrawly2010-09-05 17:31:59
        In the closet,next to my cane (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:40:07
Wanders through the board singing "Short People".. by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:05:38
  Besides, I meant THIS version... :+) by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:06:31
    I have to dispute some of those claims. :D by vampire2010-09-05 18:23:14
    I love it. by LaB RaT2010-09-05 17:27:32
ATTN Parastra, Pekaje, Mekkanik Mike, Shargo : by Klaranth2010-09-05 16:58:27
  I think someone found the Haiku Dungeon. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-09-05 18:05:06
    That too, but you wondered a few days ago, by Klaranth2010-09-05 19:17:55
Something for UF Mistakes? by Klaranth2010-09-05 16:54:29
  Image tag property. That's HTML and not surprising by vampire2010-09-05 18:14:33
Very very scary kitteh by oot2010-09-05 16:21:43
  And another... by jpprater2010-09-05 16:42:40
    Her name is Moire. by themadkansan2010-09-05 19:00:00
      Gee, thanks for that link. by jpprater2010-09-05 19:10:48
    Don't blink -- weeping angel kitteh! (n/t) by oot2010-09-05 17:19:38
best place to get a mousepad? by Garrinka2010-09-05 16:04:50
  what do you need a mouse pad for? by joecrouse2010-09-05 20:40:11
  Black/Matt plastic liner from the bottom by flirkann2010-09-05 20:39:38
  Target should still have some by Freakazoid2010-09-05 17:45:23
  the best one I ever had by AprylMae2010-09-05 17:26:05
  Resurface the current one? by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:14:09
    This fall on A&E: "Flip this mouse(pad)" (n/t) by kahuana2010-09-05 17:20:15
  Paper mouse pad by imWACC02010-09-05 16:32:33
  White printer paper = ideal reflective surface by owh2010-09-05 16:19:45
    its optical.. but I'm trying to keep the bottom by Garrinka2010-09-05 16:29:13
  Pet Store? by Snate2010-09-05 16:16:34
    And here I thought I was living dangerously... by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:16:36
      grrrrrrrrrrr baby grrrrr ;D (n/t) by Garrinka2010-09-05 19:32:43
  I got a 3M one from Staples a few years back. by kahuana2010-09-05 16:15:43
    Staples sounds like a good place to look for one by owh2010-09-05 16:21:17
      Staples in the paper *would* be bad :-) (n/t) by kahuana2010-09-05 16:22:45
        For sure...! :-))) (n/t) by owh2010-09-05 16:24:32
    Okay, I'm going to have to revise that last bit. by kahuana2010-09-05 16:20:59
Shiny! by sgrunt2010-09-05 15:44:32
From the inbox: You might be a Yankee if by UGuardian2010-09-05 14:51:25
  N'Sync is where you put your dirty dishes. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-09-05 17:29:14
  Yes - 5, No - 28, Other - 2 by vampire2010-09-05 17:10:28
  Or you might be a brit by confused.brit2010-09-05 15:49:04
    We'll have to introduce you to fried green tomatos (n/t) by vampire2010-09-05 18:11:44
      Those are F4ING GOOD| by AprylMae2010-09-05 20:58:33
      The food, not the movie. (n/t) by vampire2010-09-05 18:12:24
    Dat's youse guys... (n/t) by adiplomat2010-09-05 16:48:34
    British that makes you a PRE Yankee. (n/t) by joecrouse2010-09-05 16:23:31
      A Prankster! (n/t) by kahuana2010-09-05 17:19:07
  I think I missed 5.5 by imWACC02010-09-05 15:36:20
  Wow, That's not even close. by RetiQlum22010-09-05 14:59:22
    29 - 20 ... by SciSSorS2010-09-06 05:32:05
    Slightly different, by Klaranth2010-09-05 17:26:38
    and reti loves a good gun'n'knife show (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 15:07:57
      Yup! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-09-05 15:10:28
Hmm, slightly annoying by Freakazoid2010-09-05 13:49:48
  final results? 4 discs unreadable by Freakazoid2010-09-05 20:04:25
  Good thing I am doing this by Freakazoid2010-09-05 17:38:44
  hmm, wonder if I can find my old memcard reader by Freakazoid2010-09-05 15:17:29
  IIRC: Most PS1 game discs weren't PC compatible. by RetiQlum22010-09-05 14:51:26
    nope and sorta nope by Freakazoid2010-09-05 15:01:37
      wait, that's backwards about the PS2 discs by Freakazoid2010-09-05 15:04:31
        Yeah, with the advances in technology, I'm not by RedIon2010-09-05 16:07:19
          err, they were readabe from Day 1 by Freakazoid2010-09-05 17:29:44
            Yup by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 18:14:31
            That's news to me! (n/t) by RedIon2010-09-05 17:38:59
              mod chips appeared pretty early by Freakazoid2010-09-05 17:42:09
                I did know that about modchips. by RedIon2010-09-05 18:04:12
                  after a while I even saw black CD-Rs by Freakazoid2010-09-05 18:06:41
Dual monitors set up. .. by LaB RaT2010-09-05 13:08:03
  What a lovely pair!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2010-09-05 13:10:47
    Indeed, they're spectacular (n/t) by the_diggity2010-09-05 13:14:15
The FCC American broadband study by imWACC02010-09-05 12:09:24
  Experience. by pas512010-09-05 12:19:46
    And now everyone will know... Uncle Sam is British by kahuana2010-09-05 12:23:47
  ANY American based business might be by Klaranth2010-09-05 12:15:20
  Um, scam email would be my first guess, but by Snate2010-09-05 12:14:24
    Plus: They are already doing it for the UK, AND by Klaranth2010-09-05 12:18:14
Marked "Important"? by toysbfun2010-09-05 10:56:20
  Should be "Priority" in Firefox by aix tom2010-09-05 11:49:36
    s/Firefox/Thunderbird/? (n/t) by Snate2010-09-05 11:57:53
      Yes, of course. Brain on weekend mode. (n/t) by aix tom2010-09-05 13:58:48
  IOW, no it's not specific to Exchange by owh2010-09-05 11:27:19
  And back back at you for the happy L-day weekend (n/t) by owh2010-09-05 11:25:40
  Google "email header priority" (without quotes) by owh2010-09-05 11:24:43
i hates me some plant sex. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-09-05 10:54:21
  One of the benefits of living in the desert by davydd2010-09-05 12:53:06
    I live in the desert by AprylMae2010-09-05 15:45:56
      Seconded. The desert has lots of plant sex. (n/t) by firehawk2010-09-05 16:17:47
  'ere now... by mekkanik_mike2010-09-05 12:17:29
    probably pollen by Freakazoid2010-09-05 12:20:17
      ahhhhhh by mekkanik_mike2010-09-05 12:52:26
  Make love good! Cost love bad! (n/t) by toysbfun2010-09-05 11:07:13
    in most cases, yes. by themadkansan2010-09-05 11:28:51
      Care to sell something else? by firehawk2010-09-05 14:44:03
    *snerk* heh heh heh heh :o) (n/t) by Snate2010-09-05 11:09:42
  Took me a sec to figure out what you meant; I'm by Snate2010-09-05 10:56:21
well that's lap 32 complete.... by mekkanik_mike2010-09-05 10:46:42
  happy birthday anyhow! by AprylMae2010-09-05 17:47:33
  See me in another 15 laps... If I can work out by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:12:30
  Hippo Birdies hon! many happy and healthy ones by Garrinka2010-09-05 16:08:03
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by jpprater2010-09-05 16:01:02
  *shakes cane at you* by firehawk2010-09-05 14:34:39
  Conga dancing rats! by shargo2010-09-05 12:47:50
  So, the missing comic for today was your way by Klaranth2010-09-05 12:19:12
  Happy Birthday by davydd2010-09-05 12:17:56
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-09-05 11:03:47
  {{{mekkanik_mike}}} by ideur2010-09-05 10:59:51
  {{{mekkanik_mike}}} I hope you have Happy B-Day by Snate2010-09-05 10:52:55
I always thought the "any" key was a big joke by amp_man2010-09-05 10:25:46
  I read somewhere about a software product by sazzer2010-09-05 12:40:12
  I once knew an engineer who kept typing by bobmon2010-09-05 12:17:44
  Dedicated IT to manage a Sonicwall router? o.O? (n/t) by kahuana2010-09-05 10:32:16
    Or at the very least someone who knows how to work by amp_man2010-09-05 10:51:21
ATTN: UFicle; CD Organizing Question by Snate2010-09-05 10:19:42
  Name of group or last name of individual. (n/t) by pas512010-09-05 10:36:52
Clothing question for non-anorexic female UFies by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 09:49:16
  Whatsa matter with an A cup?? (n/t) by LaB RaT2010-09-05 13:03:42
    Dunno, except for your grammar. by adiplomat2010-09-05 16:58:31
    Nothing at all :-) by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 16:39:33
  Boys department. I bought some very nice polos by LaB RaT2010-09-05 13:02:58
  Depending on what part of the country you are in.. by rook_mtl2010-09-05 11:29:21
  Woman Within? by UGuardian2010-09-05 11:12:15
  Have you tried something like LL Bean? by Unavailable2010-09-05 10:59:49
    ^ This, and Land's End too. by Llyr2010-09-05 11:28:51
      Looking at Land's End right now. by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 11:40:03
      My tied-for-favorite dress shirt is from Lands End (n/t) by Llyr2010-09-05 11:30:25
    Here's one from Land's End that might work. by Unavailable2010-09-05 11:05:44
      Or this one from LL Bean? by Unavailable2010-09-05 11:09:51
        Ooh! That looks like it may be a winner. by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 11:50:52
          Glad to be of service. That one had a nice by Unavailable2010-09-05 13:01:32
  If you find it, let me know! by Lady-Luna2010-09-05 10:59:09
    The biggest problem I have in store catering to by AprylMae2010-09-05 11:14:15
  the men's department by AprylMae2010-09-05 10:12:25
    They're close, but by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 10:44:26
W00T Comic is up! :-) by shargo2010-09-05 09:17:52
  Update: No red alarms triggered by shargo2010-09-05 09:47:21
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-09-05 09:00:02
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-09-05 08:52:53
  500,000,000 results returned! by geopsychic2010-09-05 09:11:38
ATTN ag_wyvern by Klaranth2010-09-05 08:10:59
  Sounds a lot like one of our clients... (n/t) by intrinsic2010-09-05 14:29:01
  Ummm? by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 09:49:54
    Because .... by Klaranth2010-09-05 11:24:23
      Ah! Gotcha :-) by ag_wyvern2010-09-05 11:52:12
        If you go further back into their archive, by Klaranth2010-09-05 12:12:37
Is it just me, or was there a interesting by Klaranth2010-09-05 07:33:22
Photogeeks: 45 Gigapixel Panorama by davydd2010-09-05 06:48:05
  Impressive hardware/software collection by Hieraco2010-09-05 07:07:47
    He's got a link to his own page there by davydd2010-09-05 07:23:34
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-09-05 06:12:28
The redeeming feature of Vista, I have found it! by davydd2010-09-05 06:11:34
  i wish i could remove search 4.0 by robertltux2010-09-05 09:26:26
*transforms each UFie into a random noun* by firehawk2010-09-05 04:03:18
  Wonder Twin powers ... ACTIVATE! (n/t) by corwin172010-09-05 22:45:09
  *turns into Myself* by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 18:34:24
  I am a MOLECULE! (n/t) by confused.brit2010-09-05 15:44:33
    *tries to eat c.b's topmost electrons* by firehawk2010-09-05 16:19:04
  *turns into sauve, sophisticated, rich, sexy, by twixt2010-09-05 11:29:39
  finds himself to be... by ttlogic2010-09-05 07:06:17
    *starts a movement using ttlogic* by firehawk2010-09-05 14:38:38
      Shift register? (n/t) by kahuana2010-09-05 15:43:55
        Yes. by firehawk2010-09-05 16:18:22
    Are you sure that concepts can be nouns? by kahuana2010-09-05 10:27:59
      Antidisestablishmentarianism is the name of a conc by InTrinsiC2010-09-05 18:42:20
  *turns into a lemon* (n/t) by diginferno2010-09-05 06:54:57
    *squeezes diginferno* by firehawk2010-09-05 14:35:34
  *turns into... by callithrix2010-09-05 06:45:33
    But now you're a solution for everything! by firehawk2010-09-05 14:36:11
      Wouldn't that be... by adiplomat2010-09-05 17:19:35
  Transforms into... by Baenlynn2010-09-05 06:14:37
    Huh? Where'd you go? by firehawk2010-09-05 14:36:35
  Is transformed into: by Hieraco2010-09-05 05:36:16
    ...Mealtime subspace cannonade? by bwkaz2010-09-05 19:33:18
    *backs off* by firehawk2010-09-05 14:37:47
    Incidental starving tile. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-09-05 11:07:31
      *makes a floor with Reti* by firehawk2010-09-05 14:37:24
        A shower floor? by RetiQlum22010-09-05 15:01:40
          *pries Reti out of the new floor* by firehawk2010-09-05 16:19:39
    Gee, thanks for that link. by frostbait2010-09-05 11:06:07
      That sounds like a VERB! by Hieraco2010-09-05 14:19:13
  I am the terror that [redacted]s in the night! by pas512010-09-05 04:34:17
    o.O by firehawk2010-09-05 14:38:16
      *knees firehawk's stomach 100 times* by Eboreg2010-09-05 18:08:01
        *eats Eboreg's knees* (n/t) by firehawk2010-09-05 21:50:02
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-09-05 04:00:00
WAKE UP! Two hours without a TLP... by firehawk2010-09-05 03:54:22
  Try two hours without a post, period. by RedIon2010-09-05 04:01:10
    So the main page really is stuck on Saturday. by kahuana2010-09-05 08:02:08
Dresden character two of my friends came up with. by hadji2010-09-05 01:46:48
  Oh, also: Low social skills. (n/t) by hadji2010-09-05 01:47:25
*zonk* *prfle* *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* by oot2010-09-05 01:26:27
  Afraid of sunlight maybe, and developed a taste by cokish2010-09-05 03:55:21
    Nope, nope, and sorta by oot2010-09-05 08:31:49
  *turns into +26 Rat of Soothing and Sleep-Causing* by firehawk2010-09-05 03:52:47
    :-) (n/t) by oot2010-09-05 08:32:04
  I does tend to be quieter this time of day. by CALL-1982010-09-05 01:34:01
    Yupyupyup... all true except the quiet by oot2010-09-05 08:36:35
... is it just me? by hmengma2010-09-05 01:21:51
  script-screw. by themadkansan2010-09-05 01:35:29
*skriblskriblskriblskriblskriblskriblskriblskribl* by themadkansan2010-09-05 01:00:57
  *eats scribbling tool* by firehawk2010-09-05 03:51:29
    *knees firehawk's stomach* (n/t) by Eboreg2010-09-05 18:06:48
  A Mistake! It's a mistake! by raptor_872010-09-05 01:22:08
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-09-05 00:30:00
Did somebody forget to make sure there is a file by Snate2010-09-05 00:02:47
  WAAAAAAAAAH! Want comic! (n/t) by callithrix2010-09-05 00:15:24
    Here Ya Go by Snate2010-09-05 00:23:43
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2010-09-05 00:01:27
  permanent vs. transient objects by RunNeoRun2010-09-05 00:30:17
    The Sombrero galaxy by Clovis Man2010-09-05 01:07:38
Translations by Nea2010-09-05 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-09-05 00:00:00
  MaggieThatcherLaughedatRobocopinthefuturewhilewoki by Clovis Man2010-09-05 01:10:04
    Woking the dog? by pas512010-09-05 05:31:26

 

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