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Cartoon for Jul 29, 2010
Strip for Jul 29, 2010
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case of something by dennismv2010-07-29 22:42:47
  One wonders if she learned enough from the first 5 by vampire2010-07-30 06:51:58
  Unless the woman is certifiably stupid, by Tyop2010-07-30 01:47:24
  i vote both... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2010-07-29 23:02:11
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-07-29 22:00:01
I'm going to the football tonight! by RedIon2010-07-29 21:36:13
TTGTBT by radiowave9112010-07-29 20:34:20
We lost a landmark building in town today by radiowave9112010-07-29 19:26:45
  News article clicky inside by radiowave9112010-07-29 19:31:29
Got another phish e-mail identical to the one by radiowave9112010-07-29 19:09:26
  Attn: PeKaJe by radiowave9112010-07-29 19:18:08
I'm so stupid. by JoeP2010-07-29 19:04:21
  Ouch! by oot2010-07-29 22:36:18
    And hopefully with the tools still in it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-07-29 22:49:39
  tired yes.. stressed out yes.. by Garrinka2010-07-29 19:14:30
Anyone got $335k they can lend me? :P by LeeJam2010-07-29 18:57:04
  *crickets* by LeeJam2010-07-29 21:06:55
    You can have everything in my front pocket. by vampire2010-07-30 06:49:13
So most people are on vacation now by PeKaJe2010-07-29 18:42:59
OK, this is getting irritating (ARS posting bug) by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:38:26
  Do you have PMTU discovery enabled? by CALL-1982010-07-30 00:03:25
    echo 2 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/tcp_mtu_probing (n/t) by CALL-1982010-07-30 00:14:47
  REALLY irritating. by firehawk2010-07-29 21:35:06
    I'm at home now and it's not happening. by Snate2010-07-29 21:46:54
      Scratch that. It just did it again, but it didn't by Snate2010-07-29 21:47:37
        Seems to be fairly random. (n/t) by firehawk2010-07-29 22:03:56
          But I'm checking post-size relevance right now. by firehawk2010-07-29 22:04:27
            Nope. Nothing. Didn't do it. by firehawk2010-07-29 22:04:45
              It seems to come and go. by themadkansan2010-07-29 22:25:43
                but not that one. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 22:26:08
  It's not just you. by Snate2010-07-29 18:40:20
    I'm also getting random blank pages by owh2010-07-29 20:25:08
      I'm not seeing this issue, either. by radiowave9112010-07-29 20:31:45
      ATTN: Myke ^^^ (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 20:26:49
      Maybe (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 20:25:49
    It just did it again with that post and will by Snate2010-07-29 18:41:01
      Interesting. I had no issues with my posts above by radiowave9112010-07-29 19:19:52
        How odd (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 20:25:20
Well I just saved a lot!!! by XndeX2010-07-29 17:54:31
  Tuna ... phish? (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-29 19:16:32
  What kind of floor? (n/t) by radiowave9112010-07-29 19:11:38
  *more* home improvements? 0.o ;) by Garrinka2010-07-29 18:11:04
Via LawDog by robertltux2010-07-29 17:52:51
Smooth thieves pilfer pricey pothole filler by owh2010-07-29 17:40:09
  0.o Ahhh, I see now, they stole the MACHINE by intrinsic2010-07-29 18:22:11
    Give the man a cigar! by owh2010-07-29 18:32:31
  Of course, they couldn't say "Smooth criminals"... (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 17:52:51
    OK, I looked it up... DUH...;-) by owh2010-07-29 19:52:40
    Too soon? (n/t) by intrinsic2010-07-29 18:23:16
      I made fun of MJ while he was still alive. by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:33:56
        Careful, his estate seems a little sue-happy. by RedIon2010-07-29 18:54:36
          Parody and satire. by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:57:40
        Valid Point (n/t) by intrinsic2010-07-29 18:39:23
    Lucky for me: might have been too long for (SSLR) by owh2010-07-29 18:17:30
Seen on FB by ChuckAB2010-07-29 16:35:26
  I'll wager the cow is probably pretty happy with by subbywan2010-07-29 16:59:21
Still watching: Seikon no qwaser by veran2010-07-29 16:34:55
  Btw, I was watching Black Bible the other day by subbywan2010-07-29 17:00:38
    Never seen that one. by veran2010-07-29 17:08:09
  Magical boob juice FTW! (n/t) by subbywan2010-07-29 16:38:41
attn: hadji.... by Garrinka2010-07-29 16:16:36
  *Hands you an RJ-45* by hadji2010-07-29 16:20:37
    replied.. I'm not an invalid *yet* gosh darn it :P by Garrinka2010-07-29 16:30:52
      Sorry, what? Can't hear you. I seem to have by hadji2010-07-29 16:36:20
        ;PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP by Garrinka2010-07-29 16:39:54
      vuvuzela+air-horn==WMD... (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:33:34
        vuvuzela+blender = by robertltux2010-07-29 16:40:12
          Justifiable homicide. by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:41:14
        vuvuzelas should be classified as an automatic by subbywan2010-07-29 16:38:06
          ...oO... by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:39:39
            I think so ... by subbywan2010-07-29 16:40:53
              aight, just checkin'. :) by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:42:09
        heheeh nice and ayep ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2010-07-29 16:34:59
          ...I saw someone do it. by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:36:05
ever wanted to burn your work clothes caz your by Garrinka2010-07-29 16:14:53
  just remember by robertltux2010-07-29 18:13:45
    next year working on it.. by Garrinka2010-07-29 18:27:45
    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:18:34
      got some extra letters there by robertltux2010-07-29 19:01:06
        bah. =you= spell it FOOF. by themadkansan2010-07-29 19:13:00
          How about f00f? (n/t) by RedIon2010-07-29 22:11:47
          No he means Dioxygen Difluoride by InTrinsiC2010-07-29 21:53:34
            chemistry bah. by themadkansan2010-07-29 22:14:53
  weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*FWOOOF!!!* by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:25:57
    *sprays tmk with fire extinguisher ;) * by Garrinka2010-07-29 17:06:57
    OK, MODS! by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:28:24
      It's not just you. It's happened to me a few by Snate2010-07-29 17:06:35
        Heh, it just happened again when I made that post. (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 17:07:03
          And again. (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 17:07:22
            ATTN: Myke; It did it yet again. (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 17:11:10
  <Deleted><Deleted>2010-07-29 18:48:33
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2010-07-29 18:48:48
I really do want someone to explain to me by hadji2010-07-29 15:50:01
  Explanation denies faith. (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-29 17:04:24
    That's a man-invented rule for obedience. by firehawk2010-07-29 21:30:16
  At this point you are beyondf arguing... by RetiQlum22010-07-29 16:39:40
    Which amounts to, "there is no valid argument, by hadji2010-07-29 16:45:42
      If there were logical arguments that were not... by RetiQlum22010-07-29 20:39:01
        Seriously? by firehawk2010-07-29 21:33:16
          Ain't no "about" about it. by themadkansan2010-07-29 22:16:05
  Depends on the Christian belief by veran2010-07-29 16:22:32
  But but but... by Bellator2010-07-29 16:10:55
  I can explain the pork... by UGuardian2010-07-29 16:05:50
    The context of that quote was when by hadji2010-07-29 16:13:34
      It seemed to be echoing by UGuardian2010-07-29 17:15:32
        Then why do they not also dismiss the by hadji2010-07-29 19:39:03
          *shrug* by UGuardian2010-07-29 19:58:18
            ^this^ by vampire2010-07-30 07:21:03
  "Rise, Peter. Slay and eat.... by toysbfun2010-07-29 16:05:27
    Bad answer. by hadji2010-07-29 16:11:33
      Wait, did you want an answer as to why it's seen by toysbfun2010-07-29 16:25:48
        That bit of natural law in Catholic theology by hadji2010-07-29 16:33:38
          Yeah... teleology has problems. by toysbfun2010-07-29 16:48:53
            <nitpick> by hadji2010-07-29 16:54:45
              Okay, what do you say "if ALL parties agree"? (n/t) by toysbfun2010-07-29 17:22:18
                There are reasons why sex outside of marriage is by hadji2010-07-29 17:41:34
                  Marriage vows are pretty much standardized. by Peace_Man2010-07-29 19:28:28
                    People can and do write their own vows. (n/t) by hadji2010-07-29 19:37:49
                      Yes, but what are the restrictions? by Peace_Man2010-07-29 20:14:52
                  And we get into "I know better than God" territory by toysbfun2010-07-29 17:53:26
                    And if we blindly followed rather than trying to by hadji2010-07-29 18:09:16
                      ^^ This. ^^ (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-29 19:56:08
  Re: Procration. Tell that to the damn Pope. by Snate2010-07-29 16:04:36
  Simple.... by Twitchh2010-07-29 16:00:42
    Actually, if you read the relevant part of the... by RetiQlum22010-07-29 16:36:27
      Can you please explain for those of us not by Snate2010-07-29 17:27:11
        Follow the first two parts I mentioned: by RetiQlum22010-07-29 20:52:16
          But seriously... by firehawk2010-07-29 21:28:05
            The first two you got correct. by RetiQlum22010-07-29 21:38:50
              Holy crap! Offspring are missing! by firehawk2010-07-29 21:42:17
                Not that I know of. by RetiQlum22010-07-29 22:12:04
          Cousin It? (n/t) by firehawk2010-07-29 21:26:34
  It's simple by Stibbons2010-07-29 15:57:40
  And no nonsense about priests molesting children by hadji2010-07-29 15:52:28
  ...You're questioning the validity of by themadkansan2010-07-29 15:51:54
    No. More precisely, I'm denying their validity. by hadji2010-07-29 15:55:42
      you'd =never= make a good fundamentalist. by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:03:56
        That's a compliment. :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-07-29 20:34:30
What do you use photo managers for? by toysbfun2010-07-29 15:45:04
Doctor Who RPG rule. by hadji2010-07-29 15:22:20
note to those who schedule meetings by desertrat662010-07-29 15:13:45
  And remember this also by robertltux2010-07-29 16:20:47
  Isn't that against the Geneva Convention? by Peace_Man2010-07-29 15:40:18
    I'll be there in a week! by hadji2010-07-29 16:16:08
      Actually it is by basher202010-07-29 17:29:07
  decaf is an abomination. by SaylorA2010-07-29 15:16:10
I iz boo-ro-crat? by audiogeek20002010-07-29 14:23:30
  Yeah, SOX has that effect on people by intrinsic2010-07-29 14:39:37
    Could be far worse : by Klaranth2010-07-29 14:55:20
      Heh, that's because *they* don't know either (n/t) by intrinsic2010-07-29 15:51:19
Excel to Access help? by schwing12010-07-29 13:14:30
  Try a Macro instead by abaron2010-07-29 13:36:02
    Another option by abaron2010-07-29 13:52:45
  Certainly possible with VBA on 1 machine. by pas512010-07-29 13:26:51
    Understood. by schwing12010-07-29 13:36:39
My bathroom has been cleaned and organized (n/t) by SnArL2010-07-29 13:13:47
  has big meal of bean burritos fron Taco Bell by joecrouse2010-07-29 18:21:35
  My hovercraft is full of eels (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-29 17:01:40
  Nothing wrong with cleanliness and organization. by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:22:14
  My car is in pieces. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-07-29 15:39:17
    mine too. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 15:56:22
  My freezer is cleaned & defrosted by SSpiffy2010-07-29 15:11:50
  Not by you, though, right? (n/t) by vdp2010-07-29 13:39:08
    Nope! by SnArL2010-07-29 13:59:26
      But if she's OCD to the point of alphabetizing by abaron2010-07-29 14:19:00
        I told her that joke... by SnArL2010-07-29 14:20:50
          How would she respond to Alphabet soup? (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-29 14:57:11
      By color, then height. :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-29 14:02:18
        Nope! Alphebetical! by SnArL2010-07-29 14:04:40
          By product name or by brand name or by... by kelli2172010-07-29 14:39:11
            Under G of Grain, F for Food, M for add Milk. by Klaranth2010-07-29 14:56:33
The world is a sad place. by frostbait2010-07-29 12:17:43
  youve always been able to rent a friend by joecrouse2010-07-29 13:37:41
    Money is exchanged for time, companionship, and by SnArL2010-07-29 14:00:59
  There is a game on Facebook by diginferno2010-07-29 13:33:50
  Isn't it the world's second oldest profession? (n/t) by toxin2010-07-29 12:56:48
    Remember, you don't pay a prostitute for sex... by SnArL2010-07-29 14:05:46
  TELL me about it! by ag_wyvern2010-07-29 12:21:46
I wanna go homa and drink some Pernot. (n/t) by veran2010-07-29 12:07:58
  I've got a hankerin' for Ouzo. Good stuff by Lab Rat2010-07-29 14:22:11
    Yeah, is weird. by veran2010-07-29 15:33:26
  Pernod? by confused.brit2010-07-29 14:02:14
    You'll hate sambuca... by veran2010-07-29 15:32:16
      I dont like the taste of licorice or aniseed by confused.brit2010-07-29 15:51:39
        To each, their own, I guess. (n/t) by veran2010-07-29 16:14:52
New Addition Idea For The Secret Hidden Bunker by DesertRat662010-07-29 11:59:30
  Those are some nice racks! by RetiQlum22010-07-29 15:40:52
  When is the grand opening party? by SaylorA2010-07-29 14:45:50
  Maybe not a dead bear by basher202010-07-29 14:43:23
  I dont like the bar in the corner (n/t) by joecrouse2010-07-29 13:40:20
  It's missing something... by SnArL2010-07-29 13:00:54
    The LAST thing I'd like by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:05:06
      I was thinking the ex wife stuffed and mounted by joecrouse2010-07-29 13:42:07
        excuse me while I by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:47:38
          SOTM: All my Xs live in Texas. by veran2010-07-29 15:35:19
            What about all your Qs, Ys, and Ks? (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:34:53
              Winnipeg, mostly. by veran2010-07-29 16:36:40
                ...that's rather useless. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 16:38:19
  Observations: by VivianC2010-07-29 12:11:42
    1. That's just bar seating by DesertRat662010-07-29 12:47:46
    No: by veran2010-07-29 12:15:06
      Don't you mean... by Nashville2010-07-29 13:37:59
        Yeah, but he's not in a kilt. by kelli2172010-07-29 13:53:33
          That can be dealt with. by McNutcase2010-07-29 13:58:42
Which gives more? by UGuardian2010-07-29 11:57:20
  Second question: which option would you take? (n/t) by UGuardian2010-07-29 13:35:19
    Need more information. by rshepard2010-07-29 13:49:43
      The latter. by UGuardian2010-07-29 13:53:16
        Then my answer stands. by rshepard2010-07-29 13:57:02
  I'm not sure how you'd define "more" in this case by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:59:25
    Which would be more beneficial overall? by UGuardian2010-07-29 12:08:06
      One should always hope by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:11:48
        All that is necessary... by kelli2172010-07-29 12:22:33
          I am not claiming that good people by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:28:58
            A little yes, a little no by UGuardian2010-07-29 12:40:26
              Suppose you do something that has by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:45:24
                The action was bad. by rshepard2010-07-29 12:49:13
                  So, should you have done it? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:53:50
                    If you're looking at it with the benefit of by rshepard2010-07-29 13:03:52
                    Generally speaking, I think the answer is yes. by UGuardian2010-07-29 12:59:24
                      Intent is unimportant without results. by rshepard2010-07-29 13:17:39
                        Agreed; by UGuardian2010-07-29 13:26:01
        One can hope all they want, by UGuardian2010-07-29 12:22:25
      apple != orange by Freakazoid2010-07-29 12:09:57
        Here's another way of phrasing the question: by UGuardian2010-07-29 13:02:46
And so it begins... by SaylorA2010-07-29 11:36:56
  don't forget the 1st season is background stuff by robertltux2010-07-29 12:00:46
    He had never even heard of B5 until last night. by SaylorA2010-07-29 12:12:28
      I need to do that. by dreadpirate2010-07-29 12:26:34
themadkansan - find your manuals yet? by Nashville2010-07-29 11:30:29
  don't even mention that name to me. by themadkansan2010-07-29 13:12:56
    You know they're the same publisher, right? by McNutcase2010-07-29 13:24:59
      There are often as not both for a car by joecrouse2010-07-29 18:35:39
        Not that I've seen, but I've not looked that hard. by McNutcase2010-07-29 19:08:30
    What are you working on? (n/t) by Nashville2010-07-29 13:19:25
      my red car - 1992 grand am. by themadkansan2010-07-29 13:49:27
        Can you give more specifics on what you need? by Klaranth2010-07-29 15:03:28
          I've been all over teh internets. by themadkansan2010-07-29 15:50:05
            You should start writing a blog about that car. by Klaranth2010-07-29 16:55:00
              There are many things I don't =want= to remember by themadkansan2010-07-29 17:02:42
                Replacement parts : by Klaranth2010-07-29 18:01:48
                  ah, but notice something: by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:24:38
                Sell it, buy a Smart. :) by Klaranth2010-07-29 17:59:54
                  I currently live on $984/month. by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:32:46
                  and most of them require 93 octane by joecrouse2010-07-29 18:25:25
Family murdered with cops just outside by DesertRat662010-07-29 10:50:43
  Sadly, you're right by imWACC02010-07-29 11:55:15
    Whatever. by veran2010-07-29 12:13:22
      Hearing a window break... by carthax2010-07-29 12:27:32
        And the D.C. region is most unfriendly to guns by esbita2010-07-29 15:14:34
Sherrod plans to sue Breithart by SaylorA2010-07-29 10:31:30
  *sigh* More partisan crap. by firehawk2010-07-29 21:50:51
  Does Fox News get to sue Sherrod then? by altordwm2010-07-29 12:50:44
    Not a bad idea for them. by Peace_Man2010-07-29 13:28:37
      They don't need the publicity by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:39:16
        In their game, you can never have too much by Peace_Man2010-07-29 14:11:55
    hooray for false equivalence (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 13:13:33
      You're right. by altordwm2010-07-29 14:08:57
        oi vey. have fun. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-29 14:18:52
  I need bow out, work is calling. (n/t) by SaylorA2010-07-29 12:15:03
  Meh. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:12:25
    Slander isn't protected speech. by McNutcase2010-07-29 11:26:20
      She was a public official. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:35:17
        Very difficult. by pas512010-07-29 12:03:15
          One could in desperation try a claim in negligence by pas512010-07-29 12:53:29
            Which again exempts Breitbart. by kelli2172010-07-29 14:30:19
        Footage was not edited. by VivianC2010-07-29 11:39:44
          Clipping from a larger source by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:41:19
            No, it is excerpting and is done... by VivianC2010-07-29 11:55:28
              Do you really think showing only partial footage by Twitchh2010-07-29 12:02:10
                Is that a requirement? by VivianC2010-07-29 12:08:54
                First time I saw the video by DesertRat662010-07-29 12:05:56
              Try this. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:58:49
              Excerpting is an edit by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:58:09
        Great. So "I didn't check my sources" by McNutcase2010-07-29 11:37:57
          Incompetence/carelessness is one thing by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:42:05
          Oh, I agree that Breitbart is at fault. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:40:49
            He didn't wrongfully fire anyone. by VivianC2010-07-29 12:12:53
      How is an unedited video of someone slander? (n/t) by VivianC2010-07-29 11:34:19
        Because it WAS edited. That's not in question. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:39:07
          Where is the edit? by VivianC2010-07-29 11:49:21
            "I see"... includes no mention of WHERE. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:55:39
              I thought we covered this last time. by VivianC2010-07-29 12:06:39
                I'm talking about... by kelli2172010-07-29 12:36:25
            The edit is the excerpting by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:54:33
              On the other hand that places a burden on the... by RetiQlum22010-07-29 12:14:49
                Fine with me re: scientific reports by Concept2010-07-29 12:31:02
                No. by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:18:55
        Because it's not unedited. by McNutcase2010-07-29 11:38:47
      Good luck with that by DesertRat662010-07-29 11:32:31
      Are you saying slander occurred here, or by SaylorA2010-07-29 11:28:46
        Def: Slander n: by wabbit652010-07-29 11:42:25
        I'll let the courts judge the facts. by McNutcase2010-07-29 11:32:54
          The thing is Breithart has said all along it by SaylorA2010-07-29 11:45:41
            Without the posting of context, however, by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:52:29
              The clip he posted IMO had enough context to cover by SaylorA2010-07-29 12:07:17
                I don't agree. by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:23:34
            One completely lost now due to the way he by Twitchh2010-07-29 11:49:52
              It wasn't obvious? (n/t) by DesertRat662010-07-29 11:51:40
                Not un-obvious: Overshadowed. (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-29 11:53:01
                  Not overshaddowed, ignored by the media. by VivianC2010-07-29 12:00:40
                    Wrong. Fox aired before the firing. by Nashville2010-07-29 15:26:32
                    Fox News being involved != Fox News aired by vdp2010-07-29 13:24:01
                      Where do they actually claim credit? by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:38:22
                        Not being involved != being involved != massive by vdp2010-07-29 13:46:30
                          As I said by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:49:31
                            Or... "FHWiR Update: New Lies for Old" by DesertRat662010-07-29 14:06:14
                    VivianC says: "the tape was edited" and "Fox News by ag_wyvern2010-07-29 12:20:43
            Yep his intended target was the audience by DesertRat662010-07-29 11:49:13
              This is not true by vdp2010-07-29 12:57:15
                You say tomatoe I say Tomato... by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:03:42
                  Does it matter what he intended to do? by Peace_Man2010-07-29 13:23:37
                    No, for slander/libel/etc by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 13:45:09
                      Ah. In that case it will be much more difficult. (n/t) by Peace_Man2010-07-29 14:07:29
                  wouldn't that be damage control? by subbywan2010-07-29 13:12:17
                    From Breitbart's original post by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:22:49
                      It has been repeated many times in this thread by vdp2010-07-29 13:28:31
                        Just because it keeps getting repeated by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:46:55
                          </blackquote> ? :P (n/t) by subbywan2010-07-29 13:53:18
                            I'd call you a smarta3 by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:57:16
                              Thank you! by subbywan2010-07-29 14:49:50
                  So he is lying. Are you surprised? (n/t) by vdp2010-07-29 13:12:10
          I could see by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 11:40:04
            Prior to this, he has publicly stated that by Peace_Man2010-07-29 12:52:42
              There's nothing wrong, however, by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 12:56:37
                He had the stated intent of causing harm to by Peace_Man2010-07-29 13:12:54
                  He had the stated intent to show racism displayed by vdp2010-07-29 13:18:03
                    Where do you get that? (n/t) by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:24:56
  Amusing thought by DesertRat662010-07-29 10:41:47
    They've done similar things before. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 10:43:34
      Yes they have. It's not often, but they have done by SaylorA2010-07-29 10:55:46
  It would be a legal nightmare all right. by Peace_Man2010-07-29 10:39:50
  Oh, please! Oh, please, Oh, please, Oh *PLEASE*??? by Twitchh2010-07-29 10:35:55
    Forcing the media to report things within context by SaylorA2010-07-29 10:51:28
      "BUMmer." by Twitchh2010-07-29 10:59:27
        You know the thing is, the press today is far by SaylorA2010-07-29 11:03:47
  I'd agree by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 10:35:18
Its gonna POUR! by joecrouse2010-07-29 10:29:20
  Can you invest in a cell phone with one of those by vdp2010-07-29 11:10:00
diagnosing random lockups help? by Freakazoid2010-07-29 10:25:07
  Maybe a twitchy hardware connection? by andyz2010-07-29 15:21:44
    hmm, might have to do that by Freakazoid2010-07-29 16:07:06
  what the *bleepity bleep bleep!*? by Freakazoid2010-07-29 14:19:43
    My thoughts... by firehawk2010-07-29 21:46:06
  memtest86+ says: nothing much by Freakazoid2010-07-29 12:58:11
  Randomness suggests to me either by sgrunt2010-07-29 10:35:20
    well, heat hasn't changed much at all by Freakazoid2010-07-29 11:00:01
      yeah. GPU temp is fine-ish by Freakazoid2010-07-29 14:05:52
  stupid question by joecrouse2010-07-29 10:26:43
    hmm, will have to check that when I get home by Freakazoid2010-07-29 10:56:57
      nothing much by Freakazoid2010-07-29 12:59:55
I just spent most of the morning by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 10:02:06
iPod Touch or iPad? by techi8702010-07-29 09:44:20
  I like my iTouch by altordwm2010-07-29 13:06:17
  For me, Touch is good enough by toxin2010-07-29 10:28:59
    Apple's e-book reader (iBooks?) is available for by sgrunt2010-07-29 10:31:38
      Not in Canada yet (n/t) by toxin2010-07-29 10:45:55
        Actually yes by abaron2010-07-29 10:49:38
          News to me (n/t) by toxin2010-07-29 11:56:54
  Wait a little while and get an iPod Touch 2 or a by Snate2010-07-29 10:16:47
    Ah, s/iPod Touch 2/iPod Touch 4/ (n/t) by Snate2010-07-29 11:48:36
    The iPod Touch is already on it's 3rd version by abaron2010-07-29 10:23:56
      My dad spoke to an Apple rep recently by sgrunt2010-07-29 10:27:50
        New iPods have come out around September for years by toysbfun2010-07-29 11:38:00
  Depends on how you want to consume the content. by abaron2010-07-29 09:54:31
    comment on the iPad by robertltux2010-07-29 10:01:43
  If music/video player then between those two iPod. by sgrunt2010-07-29 09:46:08
I M So smart. S-M-R-T. Uhhh.. by kahuana2010-07-29 09:43:26
  Well, a couple of mistaeks in the design. by kahuana2010-07-29 17:07:56
I want that tshirt! by SnArL2010-07-29 09:33:08
  If only they had a larger size, by vdp2010-07-29 09:36:21
another kindle price drop? by Freakazoid2010-07-29 09:32:36
  They expect it to go down to USD 99, by Klaranth2010-07-29 10:06:50
    wouldn't suprise me by Freakazoid2010-07-29 10:08:18
  Anyone know how it does with PDF? by VivianC2010-07-29 09:41:05
    The large size (Kindle DX) does PDF okay. by bobmon2010-07-29 10:28:49
      Like sonri said... also, just found a Python progr by bobmon2010-07-29 11:57:17
      3) Did it, works okay by Sonri2010-07-29 10:49:45
    probably not a large enough screen by Freakazoid2010-07-29 09:47:29
      PDF can't be resized? by vdp2010-07-29 09:54:14
        no such thing as "PDF e-books" by Freakazoid2010-07-29 09:57:24
          There seem to be a few PDF e-books out there by vdp2010-07-29 10:07:53
    It is supposed to handle PDF just fine. by SaylorA2010-07-29 09:43:57
  Been looking at that already by DesertRat662010-07-29 09:35:28
    i've played with the nook by Freakazoid2010-07-29 09:48:54
      Already have by DesertRat662010-07-29 10:43:25
        yeah, that's why i'm waiting for a decent by Freakazoid2010-07-29 10:46:28
    I'm leaning toward a Nook. (n/t) by Lab Rat2010-07-29 09:41:29
      Ditto. Especially after I read it can be a rooted by corwin172010-07-29 09:48:17
If you believe Glenn Beck and buy gold from by SnArL2010-07-29 09:14:10
  With Google at your fingertips... by esbita2010-07-29 15:24:33
    Because Glenn's a great guy! by themadkansan2010-07-29 18:54:01
  This is one of the best signs for a bubble. by Ascag2010-07-29 11:38:21
    Part of the issue by basher202010-07-29 14:42:06
    In the UK we get the reverse. by pas512010-07-29 13:31:35
      Somewhat long history of that by basher202010-07-29 14:31:13
      We have that here too by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:52:55
  If you believe Glenn Beck, that's the 1st problem. (n/t) by kelli2172010-07-29 09:28:30
    Automatically rejecting things based on source is by DesertRat662010-07-29 09:33:04
      It's been shown through real-world examples by voxwoman2010-07-30 09:05:03
      Wow. Too bad you don't follow your own advice. by firehawk2010-07-29 22:09:49
        I did by desertrat662010-07-30 03:27:01
      Oh, and to your other statement . . . by hadji2010-07-29 15:35:08
      Not when the source is Glenn Beck. by hadji2010-07-29 15:32:05
        A perfect example of Prejudice by DesertRat662010-07-29 19:35:30
      Could it be... by kelli2172010-07-29 10:45:00
        ...SATAN?! by UGuardian2010-07-29 11:16:24
          Don't worry, I get it. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:19:02
        No by DesertRat662010-07-29 10:56:27
          And the fact that it was handled that way by vdp2010-07-29 11:13:23
            Secretary of Agriculture, a low-level bureaucrat? by DesertRat662010-07-29 11:43:52
              Nope, Cheryl Cook, undersecretary at the USDA (n/t) by vdp2010-07-29 12:20:27
                She was just the hatchet person by DesertRat662010-07-29 12:42:14
                  I think you underestimate the convolution that is by vdp2010-07-29 13:08:34
                    I've worked under that bureaucracy by DesertRat662010-07-29 13:12:31
                      As a topic unto itself... by kelli2172010-07-29 13:43:59
                        I think the mid-management level in the by vdp2010-07-29 15:27:33
                        ISTR reading about a concept that is endemic by Peace_Man2010-07-29 15:26:44
          I decline to continue this line of discussion. by kelli2172010-07-29 11:04:27
      Can we agree to at least hold anything Glenn Beck by vampire2010-07-29 10:15:16
        No by DesertRat662010-07-29 10:19:05
          This is veering in a decidedly philosophical direc by sgrunt2010-07-29 10:30:33
            It would depend on the value of X by DesertRat662010-07-29 10:40:39
              A mandatory 3-day wait on 1st amendment rights? (n/t) by Stibbons2010-07-29 11:41:09
                Why not? by DesertRat662010-07-29 11:46:53
                  I believe the FCC already does that. by pas512010-07-29 12:06:34
        May as well make it a universal policy by Concept2010-07-29 10:17:45
      Who said anything about rejecting things? by Peace_Man2010-07-29 09:52:15
      *heeheeheeehaahahaahaahaahaaa* by kahuana2010-07-29 09:47:53
  I want one of the by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 09:24:09
    There's , like what, 5 of them in existance? by SaylorA2010-07-29 09:34:32
  Caveat Emptor (n/t) by DesertRat662010-07-29 09:19:34
    A fool and his money.... (n/t) by SnArL2010-07-29 09:26:27
      Penny for your by hadji2010-07-29 09:32:59
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-07-29 09:00:02
Life! You owe me a life! by joresgump2010-07-29 08:46:27
  Remember, you too can be ignored. by twixt2010-07-29 09:50:53
  I am reminded of by pas512010-07-29 08:54:53
    Life? Don't talk to me about life. (n/t) by kelli2172010-07-29 08:59:16
      Mind the size of a planet... *muttermuttermutter* (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-29 09:31:49
Nomination for UFOCBOTW... by kelli2172010-07-29 08:41:46
  Looks like one of the commenters is a UF fan. by ChuckAB2010-07-29 16:49:38
  Add a beret and she looks like Patty Hearst. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-07-29 10:46:27
Wow! by Corvus_One2010-07-29 08:06:33
  I have a 24"LCD at work. I wish I had one at home by techi8702010-07-29 08:25:31
    I have 2x 19" CRT at work. by kahuana2010-07-29 09:45:31
    TigerDirect had some good deals on LCDs recently by vdp2010-07-29 08:41:58
      Something that bothers me about the recent trend by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:52:47
        SECONDED, THIRDED, FOURTHED, AND NTHED!!!!!!!!!!!! by Snate2010-07-29 09:17:03
          Tell you what. by kelli2172010-07-29 09:23:33
        *shrug* doesn't bother me much by Freakazoid2010-07-29 09:01:08
          But this also means they have stopped increasing by SaylorA2010-07-29 09:04:56
            "stopped"? hardly by Freakazoid2010-07-29 09:14:28
              2560x1600 (WQXGA) has existed for several years, by SaylorA2010-07-29 09:32:10
  19 to 24 is a big upgrade by emlaabs2010-07-29 08:08:45
    Actually by Corvus_One2010-07-29 08:20:09
    It's probably bigger than that. Most CRTs have by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:12:32
      inch worth of bezel by robertltux2010-07-29 10:31:03
Quick Vote::Attempt #2 by dml337ira2010-07-29 07:42:43
  UF Evil Genius Spiff T-Shirt by Hieraco2010-07-29 09:22:11
  4. "Your Frontierville sheep by corwin172010-07-29 09:00:39
    Woof!! by robertltux2010-07-29 11:53:40
    5. "Your Frontierville sheep are belong to us" :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-07-29 10:01:07
      Throw the "All" in front, and we have a winnaaarr! (n/t) by corwin172010-07-29 10:35:53
    I like this one. :) (n/t) by SaylorA2010-07-29 09:05:59
  This one by vetitice2010-07-29 08:54:01
  2 seems inappropriate for public by Freakazoid2010-07-29 08:13:17
    This was for DEFCON though by sazzer2010-07-29 08:16:41
  2 (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-07-29 07:57:08
    Personally, I have no respect for by hadji2010-07-29 07:59:26
      ^^This^^ (n/t) by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:18:44
      Absolutely agree. Made the kid take one back that by Unavailable2010-07-29 08:14:28
      but but Sheep are sexy! by tesla_koil2010-07-29 08:00:37
possible party game??? by robertltux2010-07-29 07:09:14
  Doesn't really grab me by vectorz2010-07-29 08:04:54
    obviously a Language Ufie Game by robertltux2010-07-29 08:20:21
  Definitely taking a pass. by vampire2010-07-29 07:47:46
  +500 Geek points for both if you use Klingon and by talon07202010-07-29 07:23:19
    Ok, if Klingon is allowed, by confused.brit2010-07-29 08:12:38
    but you have to respond in Universe by robertltux2010-07-29 07:37:01
Why do I keep getting the feeling that by rogue19712010-07-29 06:57:37
  And this should affect you how? by kahuana2010-07-29 09:41:56
  Do a bunk from hearing or from her? by toxin2010-07-29 08:13:34
    From her, I assumed. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 08:25:38
  If he doesn't show, ask for a default judgement in by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:09:01
  Place Your Bets everybody by robertltux2010-07-29 07:20:48
    That's a sucker bet. by RetiQlum22010-07-29 10:51:36
      he didn't respond to the serving of the petition by rogue19712010-07-30 03:06:51
    I meant he is going to leave her to get out of the by rogue19712010-07-29 09:47:34
      Then that just shows she has failed to recognize by SaylorA2010-07-29 10:13:59
  Well she can't very blame him, now can she? :P by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 07:20:31
    Exactly - why would you care if she blames you? (n/t) by vdp2010-07-29 08:48:38
  do a bunk? by DesertRat662010-07-29 07:18:57
    = "run away" (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 07:19:29
      Thanks (n/t) by DesertRat662010-07-29 07:32:49
  Past history? by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 06:58:49
    october 15th (n/t) by rogue19712010-07-29 07:01:54
TY for posting wireless assistance yesterday. by todAnthony2010-07-29 06:51:38
  That looks about like what I have here. by RetiQlum22010-07-29 11:12:25
  Those antennas look like a good deal! by Peace_Man2010-07-29 08:11:29
    If I may ask... What did you google? by todAnthony2010-07-29 08:41:53
      point-to-point wifi. by Peace_Man2010-07-29 09:43:59
  well, if it is about a 100 ft by Freakazoid2010-07-29 07:09:04
    cantenna parts suggestions?? by robertltux2010-07-29 07:13:40
      just buy one. by themadkansan2010-07-29 13:03:01
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-07-29 06:46:00
I don't often feel the urge by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 06:35:09
  At least it wasn't an ATM (n/t) by PeKaJe2010-07-29 09:09:19
  I'm not really a cat person, but that's just cruel by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:16:44
    I agree. by kelli2172010-07-29 08:51:45
      Just put them through the same dropbox by wabbit652010-07-29 09:01:31
        And leave them in there overnight, just like they by SaylorA2010-07-29 09:45:45
  apparently the art of "Editing" is long dead by Freakazoid2010-07-29 07:43:17
  he's not ready for adoption yet by voxwoman2010-07-29 07:04:45
  *melts* by jpprater2010-07-29 06:43:24
I have 17,5 hours of net work planned for today by joresgump2010-07-29 06:30:37
  Work is important. Always keep some for later. :) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 06:40:32
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-07-29 05:59:19
Bug is a Great comic by tesla_koil2010-07-29 04:41:50
  Some of those had me laughing so hard i by joecrouse2010-07-29 08:11:44
  *Adds it to the daily load* Thanks. by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 05:12:29
    *Added to my `Morning Coffee'* by Hieraco2010-07-29 05:31:21
      Indeed. Reading archives is only usefull by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 05:34:03
        Dont tell Firehawk there is a whole section in by Klaranth2010-07-29 05:47:27
          *shambles toward comic* by firehawk2010-07-29 21:35:49
        Ever tried nukees? (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-29 05:38:25
Alright, 30 days are over. by davydd2010-07-29 04:11:57
  I have to wait a bit more by Hieraco2010-07-29 05:26:08
    Will need some good luck vibes by davydd2010-07-29 05:39:03
      what are redactional pictures? (n/t) by Hieraco2010-07-29 06:17:05
        Sorry, bad translation by davydd2010-07-29 06:22:48
          Ja vist! by Hieraco2010-07-29 07:38:41
            Been doing that by davydd2010-07-29 08:08:47
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-07-29 04:00:01
SaylorA post from yesterday brough back a memory by cats_paw2010-07-29 03:35:24
  the only memories I have of things like by voxwoman2010-07-29 04:26:08
    Would a restraining order not work as well? (n/t) by PeKaJe2010-07-29 04:43:28
      they are not as easy to get as you might think by voxwoman2010-07-29 05:29:41
        IANAL, but I suspect in today's society it would by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:27:02
*Wonders whether it's a good idea to specialize..* by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 03:06:46
  Re.: Garbage collection. by kahuana2010-07-29 09:30:24
    There are garbage collectors for C++ by vdp2010-07-29 09:45:48
      Coming from a background of ANSI C (via K&R) by kahuana2010-07-29 09:56:11
        The C++ proposal is for optional garbage by vdp2010-07-29 11:23:09
        I'm not sure why it's a big deal by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 09:59:55
          I believe in "pack out your trash". by kahuana2010-07-29 19:12:38
  What you seem to be missing is the C part of C++ by vdp2010-07-29 08:57:57
  Why don't you think Java is worth it? by sazzer2010-07-29 04:14:12
    He doesn't think specializing in C++ is worth it. (n/t) by pas512010-07-29 04:15:28
      pas51's right.. by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 04:18:42
        Your last line reads - to me - exactly the by sazzer2010-07-29 04:30:04
  Been there done, that. by Cokish2010-07-29 03:28:09
    Noo.. It looks like I need a set of brains. by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 04:12:53
    Moves comma, inserts " 't ". by Cokish2010-07-29 04:07:43
      Good idea. *Gets BAS..* (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 04:13:31
        And remember: "C is meant to be portable assembly" by Cokish2010-07-29 05:16:23
          Sure you can have a cookie. by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 05:29:03
            Have you seen the gtk+ library? by vdp2010-07-29 12:05:18
            What's wrong with OO assembly? by intrinsic2010-07-29 05:46:31
              Ohh, offcourse it's possible. by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 06:00:47
                Eh, I've seen some examples of it by intrinsic2010-07-29 06:23:50
  There's a field? by Khaar2010-07-29 03:12:39
Oooh, nice way to deal with a troll, Suzi. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-29 02:13:14
  Yup. by Tyop2010-07-29 02:23:23
    Out of curiosity, what are you two talking about? (n/t) by PeKaJe2010-07-29 02:31:39
      Menage a trois (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-29 02:32:54
        Ah ... by PeKaJe2010-07-29 04:44:10
          Nope, definitely not a work friendly piece by Hieraco2010-07-29 05:32:18
            Not much of an issue there by PeKaJe2010-07-29 05:42:00
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by vectorz2010-07-29 01:51:01
  Ooooo! Muffins! by hollyberry792010-07-29 02:17:42
    Sleep is always in demand. by vectorz2010-07-29 02:21:49
  YABNWCU by davydd2010-07-29 02:10:01
    The busy is on the prowl indeed. by vectorz2010-07-29 02:15:32
  *kunk* by themadkansan2010-07-29 01:57:16
    *brew* by vectorz2010-07-29 01:59:52
      na, is 'k. by themadkansan2010-07-29 02:15:03
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2010-07-29 01:30:01
Email time zones! by Jeff_UK2010-07-29 01:22:52
24 hours without painkillers \o/ (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-29 01:08:47
  Congrats. by SaylorA2010-07-29 08:39:27
    Taking 8x500 mg daily wasnt healthy, by Klaranth2010-07-29 09:35:27
      Ah, I understand now. (n/t) by SaylorA2010-07-29 11:11:31
        Been down to 3x for the past two months, by Klaranth2010-07-29 12:15:53
  \o/ indeed :-) (n/t) by shargo2010-07-29 08:30:08
  *Waves hammer above Klar's head* by Cokish2010-07-29 04:09:08
    *uses flamethrower on Cokish* by Klaranth2010-07-29 04:25:14
      That accurately describes the state of my brains. by Cokish2010-07-29 05:18:33
        almost.... by mekkanik_mike2010-07-29 23:32:30
  Let's see if I can do it the second time. by Khaar2010-07-29 02:46:20
    100 C ..... hmmm how to do that. by Klaranth2010-07-29 04:23:58
      So close. by Khaar2010-07-29 04:31:56
  WOOHOO! by firehawk2010-07-29 01:14:04
*grrrrrrooooooooooooaaaaannnnnnnnnn* by Snate2010-07-29 00:47:53
*skriblskriblskriblskriblskriblskriblskriblskribl* by themadkansan2010-07-29 00:34:41
  I'm reminded of something. by raptor_872010-07-29 00:39:56
    *giggles* by hollyberry792010-07-29 01:57:58
    Great.. Now I can run my head through the by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 00:43:03
      here - have another! by themadkansan2010-07-29 00:50:39
        *eats the earworm* by firehawk2010-07-29 01:13:31
          bah. by themadkansan2010-07-29 01:31:53
    Good Memory. I don't remember that one at all and by Snate2010-07-29 00:42:37
      Phewh. by mekkanik_mike2010-07-29 10:43:51
  Go to bed or I'll by oedlan2010-07-29 00:36:08
    I want my pills wide awake. by chanceslost2010-07-29 07:30:17
    starting to think it might not be a bad idea. by themadkansan2010-07-29 00:49:02
      Here by oedlan2010-07-29 02:24:15
        Come to think of it, what Would happen if you took by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 04:21:15
          Seen Inception yet? (n/t) by intrinsic2010-07-29 05:30:13
            *Checks imdb* Ah, isn't that that movie about by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 05:32:14
              Not quite... by intrinsic2010-07-29 05:37:10
        grind em both up and snort them. (n/t) by joecrouse2010-07-29 03:20:12
          Bah! by Khaar2010-07-29 04:28:01
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-07-29 00:30:00
Comment Board Trivia by Hieraco2010-07-29 00:17:22
  WOPR by postaljohn2010-07-29 00:28:54
    Bond to a Rat by oedlan2010-07-29 00:33:41
      VIT (n/t) by whiskeypapa32010-07-29 06:50:23
        And the next question is ???? by Hieraco2010-07-29 07:40:16
          New Question. by CALL-1982010-07-29 13:45:46
SQotD by mekkanik_mike2010-07-29 00:10:43
  Whhhmm eeehhhh..... (n/t) by shargo2010-07-29 07:23:55
  Teh SQotD (n/t) by todAnthony2010-07-29 06:59:43
  What to do next .... by Klaranth2010-07-29 04:29:48
  "Have you stopped beating your wife?" (n/t) by pas512010-07-29 04:16:26
  What am I going to have for lunch? (n/t) by davydd2010-07-29 00:57:21
  The question about life and the universe and by EnzoMatrix2010-07-29 00:38:56
    Deep Thought says it is so. by todAnthony2010-07-29 06:58:41
  Not sure. Can I get back to you on that? by Hieraco2010-07-29 00:18:00
Translations by Nea2010-07-29 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-07-29 00:00:01
  JimMorrisondancedwithTheGo-GosinJamaciacausingasys by oedlan2010-07-29 00:04:18
    s/Jamaciaca using/Jamaica causing/ (n/t) by pas512010-07-29 06:45:54
      Actually, Jim Morrison danced with by MatthewDBA2010-07-29 06:51:28

 

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