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Cartoon for Jul 27, 2010
Strip for Jul 27, 2010
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrgh by themadkansan2010-07-27 23:47:14
  they don't make them anymore? *hugs* (n/t) by Garrinka2010-07-27 23:49:41
    I don't know. Can't find them for sale anywhere by themadkansan2010-07-27 23:50:37
      I'm assuming you are on their DYI site? by Garrinka2010-07-27 23:55:58
  is there some reason that the comment page is hang by themadkansan2010-07-27 23:48:35
    and, of course, it didn't do it that time. (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-27 23:49:05
guys I'm scared... by Garrinka2010-07-27 22:25:12
  thanks for the help guys.. by Garrinka2010-07-27 23:52:51
  *DO* *NOT* go to WebMD when scared. by firehawk2010-07-27 23:34:46
    it costs $30 *every time* I go to see the doc by Garrinka2010-07-27 23:45:30
  That can be a symptom of almost anything. by callithrix2010-07-27 23:04:47
  before panic I would check these by dennismv2010-07-27 22:42:51
  As we age, you not me of course...:-) by Lab Rat2010-07-27 22:40:35
    he said everything checked out.. by Garrinka2010-07-27 23:25:52
      pinched nerves? (n/t) by themadkansan2010-07-27 23:43:17
  It's also a symptom of sleeping on your arm. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 22:29:15
    I understand that :) but having to go through the by Garrinka2010-07-27 23:32:23
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2010-07-27 22:00:02
Thought I'd share the pain. by UGuardian2010-07-27 19:59:14
  Sounds like my sister in law. by skippy-ish_guy2010-07-27 23:47:33
Just watched 'Sherlock'. The show is afoot! by ag_wyvern2010-07-27 19:27:35
  It certainly is by unclepete2010-07-27 21:04:42
bellator is trying to make chicago style pizza o.0 by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:22:46
  Isn't the first ingredient water from by kahuana2010-07-27 17:38:42
    Gives it that extra crunch. (n/t) by esbita2010-07-27 17:46:38
  Mmmmhmmmm.... but I won't be trying to make the by Bellator2010-07-27 17:28:01
    weenie ;) its not that hard and really yummy ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:31:19
      It's got mustard... by Bellator2010-07-27 17:32:19
        Alright you two, get a room. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 17:36:06
          We've got rooms already... by Bellator2010-07-27 17:42:12
            and they are too d*** far apart :P :( (n/t) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:52:10
          *sings the roasted weenie song* ;) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:37:51
        that's caz of the tomatoes you reprobate :P ;) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:35:46
          Of course it does by Bellator2010-07-27 17:38:02
            Put whatever makes the tummy happy by XndeX2010-07-27 17:58:22
healing and money vibes please :( by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:06:53
  You'll be in my prayers. Get well soon! (n/t) by callithrix2010-07-27 23:08:47
  thanks guys {{{{{{ Ufies }}}}}} by Garrinka2010-07-27 22:02:05
  no health insurance through wrok? by themadkansan2010-07-27 21:49:12
    no I have health insurance.. but last time I went by Garrinka2010-07-27 22:00:17
  {{{{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}}}} by firehawk2010-07-27 21:32:34
  {{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}} by Clovis Man2010-07-27 21:17:52
  hope you feel better soon by AprylMae2010-07-27 19:45:14
  HUGS'n Vibes by shargo2010-07-27 19:09:34
  Yuck... by esbita2010-07-27 17:48:29
    not the first time for me either so I understand.. by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:51:24
  Good luck. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-07-27 17:16:15
    thanks hon *hugs* (n/t) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:20:05
  Tell them : No cure no pay. by Klaranth2010-07-27 17:14:12
    dudn't work that way and you know it :P ;) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:19:11
      Yet got you smiling :) (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-27 17:51:54
  {{{{{{{{{{Garrinka}}}}}}}}}} by Bellator2010-07-27 17:08:31
    same back at ya hon *megahugs* (n/t) by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:20:36
SOTM: by veran2010-07-27 17:03:04
Walked past the TV and thought I saw something by veran2010-07-27 16:36:53
Motorcycle helmets, Kazachstan style. by Klaranth2010-07-27 16:19:46
  Nice paint jobs. by shargo2010-07-27 17:33:30
    it looks to good to be paint jobs. by joecrouse2010-07-27 17:50:24
      No, they're real, but I wouldn't necessarily say by Snate2010-07-27 17:58:20
  For $Deity's sake, don't let Firehawk see the last by KreepyKrawly2010-07-27 16:58:14
    ZOMBIE ATTACK! by firehawk2010-07-27 20:55:38
    yes, but it's safer to be gummed than bitten. (n/t) by subbywan2010-07-27 16:59:14
  Sometimes you feel like a nut... (n/t) by tallastro2010-07-27 16:22:57
I'm running RAID-0. And I am NOT backing it up ! by dennismv2010-07-27 16:06:34
  Eh, it's your data ;oP (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-07-27 21:58:54
  *eats every fourth bit* by firehawk2010-07-27 21:35:48
  Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! (n/t) by hadji2010-07-27 20:44:46
Maury Chaykin - Jul 27, 1949 - Jul 27, 2010 by kahuana2010-07-27 15:53:22
We are adding personnell... by veran2010-07-27 15:11:33
  Look at it this way, if he walks into the prop at by InTrinsiC2010-07-27 21:41:46
  Welcome to the world. by Nashville2010-07-27 16:11:04
    But was any of them in the sub 80 IQ range? by veran2010-07-27 16:21:58
  Life's a Beach' and then you fly. (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-27 16:02:22
    Erm... s/Beach/Beech/ (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-27 16:06:37
      *THWAP* that was horrible... (n/t) by InTrinsiC2010-07-27 21:41:07
  That's a big Fokker you've got there. (n/t) by kelli2172010-07-27 15:32:43
    Here's an image of a Motherfokker by Klaranth2010-07-27 16:05:16
      That's an *old* Motherfokker. (n/t) by Nashville2010-07-27 16:12:11
        Of course, it's the mother of all Fokkers (n/t) by veran2010-07-27 16:16:44
    You big old Sopwith. (n/t) by subbywan2010-07-27 15:38:35
how long should one spend on a dating site? by dennismv2010-07-27 15:05:35
  Unless you've got some fairly unusual criteria, by toysbfun2010-07-27 15:36:58
    quote from wikipedia on dating sites by dennismv2010-07-27 16:08:30
      dating sites will only be "normal" by robertltux2010-07-27 16:55:32
      We all know the problem with Wikipedia. by toysbfun2010-07-27 16:21:20
      I'd say the person who entered that... by Nashville2010-07-27 16:15:44
  None? by veran2010-07-27 15:12:26
  personaly, no time at all would be best by rogue19712010-07-27 15:10:36
    I have one good friend who is many years by Concept2010-07-27 17:21:09
      thers a diference between dating sites by rogue19712010-07-28 03:27:32
Is there a good Farscape episode list somewhere? by Freakazoid2010-07-27 14:56:15
  Farscape World is incorrect. by lenmear2010-07-27 15:16:07
    if it's incorrect by Freakazoid2010-07-27 15:46:40
      I only looked at the Season 2 lists by lenmear2010-07-27 16:42:25
        The DVDs get a bit wonky in S2 or S3 by voxwoman2010-07-27 17:46:28
      Go with epguides for broadcast order by corwin172010-07-27 16:26:48
  *sigh* "now" == Season 2, ep 1 by Freakazoid2010-07-27 14:58:16
Zombie Llama Pheremone Porn! =-D (n/t) by ShadowSystems2010-07-27 14:49:15
  pics or it didn't happen..... (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2010-07-27 15:19:25
    Is there a sensor that will record that without by twixt2010-07-27 15:33:24
bah. Curse addictive websites by oedlan2010-07-27 14:33:28
Cheerleader catches thief. by vampire2010-07-27 14:26:18
  Vampire slayer? (n/t) by oot2010-07-27 15:32:04
  note that she is a gymnast "model" by robertltux2010-07-27 15:00:56
  Soooooooo.......... by aix tom2010-07-27 14:31:08
    LOL. Hrm, she is cute.... (n/t) by vampire2010-07-27 14:38:33
  sound warning (n/t) by talon07202010-07-27 14:29:07
Each rount mint candy has 16 calories by joresgump2010-07-27 14:20:03
  By that logic by ag_wyvern2010-07-27 14:25:26
    Why d'you think goddesses have such a good breath? (n/t) by joresgump2010-07-27 14:30:01
*facepalm* A conversation I just had. by SaylorA2010-07-27 14:18:09
  Answer : "If you give it to me, .. by aix tom2010-07-27 16:01:04
  Call it a SaylorA-confusatron-10000... by Sharku2010-07-27 14:21:45
American remake of the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo by vdp2010-07-27 14:15:13
  Ugh, because Hollywood is out of ideas so they've by intrinsic2010-07-27 14:22:38
    Tell 'em to email me. by veran2010-07-27 14:56:51
    And the original hasn't even been finished yet... (n/t) by vdp2010-07-27 14:33:35
How to creep out someone without meaning to by rogue19712010-07-27 14:14:03
  That only works if... by veran2010-07-27 15:02:12
    how about this one by rogue19712010-07-27 15:08:48
      Hmm... by veran2010-07-27 15:15:33
        *hears dueling banjos* (n/t) by rogue19712010-07-27 15:26:15
          I don't think you understand... by veran2010-07-27 15:49:10
  Or, they could have thought by nightmonger2010-07-27 14:19:54
Droid app advice by Sonri2010-07-27 14:08:12
  Which apps have you tried? (n/t) by the_diggity2010-07-27 14:40:40
Interesting old law: by pas512010-07-27 13:58:48
  the question is how much would that be now?? by robertltux2010-07-27 14:09:13
  IOW: It allows for noise complaints. (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-07-27 14:06:44
MR playing a life acheivement type game by rogue19712010-07-27 13:53:03
I finally have my court date by rogue19712010-07-27 13:38:00
  Good luck (n/t) by DesertRat662010-07-27 13:56:06
What is using my speakers? by TheGM2010-07-27 13:26:02
  What does it sound like? by SaylorA2010-07-27 14:36:13
    2nd this Q by dwarf_sfu2010-07-27 15:06:17
      Yeah, all onboard soundcards are pretty rubbishy i by InTrinsiC2010-07-27 22:28:02
        Now that's useful. by TheGM2010-07-28 03:26:41
      Sort of a Tsch by TheGM2010-07-27 15:28:17
        Thanks for info. by SaylorA2010-07-27 16:57:58
        That sounds like EMF noise. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 16:27:43
        Is it possible that there is a microphone on? (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-27 15:51:34
  Imterference from your cell phone? by rook_mtl2010-07-27 14:22:07
    Oops, that's "interference"! (n/t) by rook_mtl2010-07-27 14:22:31
**&#^@#$#(%& by SSpiffy2010-07-27 13:21:07
  You are getting off easy by nightmonger2010-07-27 14:42:00
    $29K ffes and taxes for a home equity loan???? by vdp2010-07-27 15:17:46
attn: vectorz re mDNA translation by CALL-1982010-07-27 13:14:32
  To take it one step further: by vectorz2010-07-27 15:53:00
    I would have used at least three letters. by CALL-1982010-07-27 17:04:06
AGNTSA!!! (another oil leak) by DesertRat662010-07-27 13:11:48
  That won't be nearly so bad. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 14:09:57
  Seriously? by vampire2010-07-27 13:20:36
  Since it's not 5000 ft under water, it should be by SaylorA2010-07-27 13:15:36
*Waaaaaants* by rogue19712010-07-27 12:59:45
  FAIL by imWACC02010-07-27 13:07:14
    I AM dissapointed adam is not saying that by rogue19712010-07-27 13:35:20
    Being strapped to a rocket isn't enough proof?! by wabbit652010-07-27 13:10:50
  Nifty! (n/t) by Snate2010-07-27 13:01:58
This'll make family events awkward by SnArL2010-07-27 12:06:24
  Obviously he's highly dedicated to his work and by SaylorA2010-07-27 13:13:36
    And it's very well paying work. by AndyA2010-07-27 13:31:56
  Family events appear to have already been by Peace_Man2010-07-27 12:46:46
  I wouldn't vote for him. (n/t) by jpprater2010-07-27 12:22:56
  It sounds like the father was not aware the by ndwight2010-07-27 12:12:05
    I don't think that was the point. by vampire2010-07-27 12:22:39
      and this is why you pay for a good PA by robertltux2010-07-27 14:14:54
Next Wii question..... by Twitchh2010-07-27 11:59:26
  No. It relies on the user to close the loop. by AndyA2010-07-27 12:13:54
    Metroid Prime 3 also does its own sort of by hobbs2010-07-27 13:04:50
  not really by Freakazoid2010-07-27 12:06:21
    Ok -- Thanks. (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-27 16:50:49
  WiiMotion Plus? by UGuardian2010-07-27 12:03:04
    that's got nothing to do with the IR camera by Freakazoid2010-07-27 12:03:58
      It does improve the tracking though by UGuardian2010-07-27 12:05:49
        only on games that support it by Freakazoid2010-07-27 12:06:57
@##(&$@#$ incompetent Sallie Mae MORONS... by oot2010-07-27 11:34:49
  Demand to spead with a rep based in the US by ShadoCat2010-07-27 15:28:17
    good luck with that by joecrouse2010-07-27 19:03:12
  Can't go anywhere else for student loans. by leistico2010-07-27 14:32:50
    Also, Sallie Mae is NOT a part of the government by Snate2010-07-27 17:56:11
      Missed that. It used to be. by leistico2010-07-27 21:11:59
      Guess my loans happened before that by oot2010-07-27 19:17:07
        Yeah, this change happened earlier this year IIRC. (n/t) by Snate2010-07-27 22:33:55
    Actually, what they did was take out the middle by Snate2010-07-27 17:46:35
    Of course you can by vdp2010-07-27 15:20:40
    You can do better than that. by kelli2172010-07-27 15:10:42
      actualy hes not most banks and other lenders by joecrouse2010-07-27 19:01:45
  contact federal reps' offices by RunNeoRun2010-07-27 12:09:27
  I take it ther isn't a branch close by that you by techi8702010-07-27 11:57:55
Oh look, the local guv shows its true colours by davydd2010-07-27 11:28:58
Roger Ebert had an interesting blog post Sunday. by kelli2172010-07-27 11:24:05
  Okey dokey, I'll bite... by binkley2010-07-27 19:22:04
Wannabee DVD ripping UFies by Spisefisken2010-07-27 11:22:23
  err, dvdfab is free by Freakazoid2010-07-27 11:44:10
    Well I need it to make avi files by Spisefisken2010-07-27 12:23:27
      one word: handbrake by Freakazoid2010-07-27 12:27:12
        Handbrake don't make AVI by Spisefisken2010-07-27 12:28:10
          Avidemux I think does AVI (n/t) by vdp2010-07-27 13:45:55
            Because I'm lazy by Nessalc2010-07-27 14:05:57
IDGI: Office Phones by imWACC02010-07-27 11:21:20
  many do by Freakazoid2010-07-27 11:47:42
    My office has it's own PBX. Even though there are by vampire2010-07-27 12:48:46
      Ok, that's making some sense by imWACC02010-07-27 13:03:01
        Many ways are possible by Radiowave9112010-07-27 14:59:03
  Maybe the main external connection is in the by techi8702010-07-27 11:31:13
    Or it is VoIP, and the server is at the office... (n/t) by vdp2010-07-27 11:41:30
$45 Yard Sale Find Turns Out to Be $200 Million by Snate2010-07-27 10:51:49
  Damn! thats what Mom did with my box of picts by Hieraco2010-07-27 14:15:31
  Great financial planning skills too by DesertRat662010-07-27 11:03:42
    He'd be better off with by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:06:05
      How about a mansion and solid-gold rocket-car? (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-27 16:12:10
    I took that to be a joke. (n/t) by Snate2010-07-27 11:05:29
Of course CNN never misleads people by DesertRat662010-07-27 10:39:46
  *shakes head* by firehawk2010-07-27 21:34:57
  One question I don't see answered in either by Peace_Man2010-07-27 13:34:25
    Beck never used the story by DesertRat662010-07-27 14:09:23
    Update: Apparently, once the entire article by Peace_Man2010-07-27 14:04:16
    IMO, the NAACP's denoncement of Sherrod was by SaylorA2010-07-27 13:51:13
      It appears that just the threat of exposure from by Peace_Man2010-07-27 14:12:00
  I like how she calls FOX racists and yet the FOX by SaylorA2010-07-27 12:21:41
    Does not compute. by Peace_Man2010-07-27 13:45:55
      FOX did not report anything on this story as they by SaylorA2010-07-27 13:54:02
        It goes further than that. by leistico2010-07-27 14:37:36
          I wonder if that is what FOX was thinking by SaylorA2010-07-27 14:42:00
    There's an alleged video of her husband by DesertRat662010-07-27 12:28:33
  My personal snarky summary by Concept2010-07-27 11:09:22
    If I can't tell my right from my left, by Nessalc2010-07-27 14:09:04
    Actually by DesertRat662010-07-27 11:11:11
    What was distorted? (n/t) by VivianC2010-07-27 11:10:19
      The impression of what Ms. Sherrod said. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:14:58
        His representation was accurate. by VivianC2010-07-27 11:22:22
          Geez, my shoe's about to fall off. by kelli2172010-07-27 11:44:26
            You're saying he didn't? by DesertRat662010-07-27 11:55:42
            Really? by VivianC2010-07-27 11:54:22
              Does he work in the media? by kelli2172010-07-27 12:15:00
                I think you're unaware of Breitbart's true by DesertRat662010-07-27 13:00:35
              I certainly hold the rest of the media by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 12:00:13
                Nice to know but it was... by VivianC2010-07-27 12:03:35
                  I don't see that she was saying by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 12:07:34
                    FYI: Kelli217 is a guy. :-) by carthax2010-07-27 12:36:03
                      Not as such. :P by kelli2172010-07-27 12:49:00
                        Oopsie. :-) by carthax2010-07-27 13:05:29
                          *curtsies* *thinks a moment* *bows too* by kelli2172010-07-27 13:07:13
                      oops. sorry. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 12:41:42
          The video gave the impression by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:32:16
            You are talking about things... by VivianC2010-07-27 11:42:21
              Rush Limbaugh claims to be 'fat, pathetic putz.' by kelli2172010-07-27 11:55:41
                I don't care. I don't listen to Rush. (n/t) by VivianC2010-07-27 11:58:44
              I'm not meaning to imply by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:46:24
                Given the almost willfully belligerent tone and a by Twitchh2010-07-27 11:52:37
                  Cue Alinsky... by VivianC2010-07-27 11:57:12
                    And now you're definitely trolling.... (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-27 12:00:45
                      Okay guys, calm it down by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 12:01:38
                        I'm out. by VivianC2010-07-27 12:07:49
                          Thanks! I appreciate that. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 12:11:21
          Keep in mind by DesertRat662010-07-27 11:24:17
  How about we just blame Breitbart, then. (n/t) by kelli2172010-07-27 10:54:33
    You think he'd care? by DesertRat662010-07-27 11:09:54
    Why? Did you actually read the article? by VivianC2010-07-27 11:06:51
      Oh, so he has no responsibility at all? by kelli2172010-07-27 11:19:33
        Still waiting for two answers: by VivianC2010-07-27 11:23:56
          Let's start with: by kelli2172010-07-27 11:32:03
            Sorry, there are no errors in there. by VivianC2010-07-27 11:36:15
              You are getting close to being a troll by vdp2010-07-27 11:48:11
                Name calling? by VivianC2010-07-27 12:01:27
                Two questions by DesertRat662010-07-27 11:57:56
              This part by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:38:13
                Accuarate as far as the story on the video. by VivianC2010-07-27 11:50:13
                  In the speech, as I understood it, by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:54:23
                    OTOH: She didn't really learn very much. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 17:26:53
        I have to agree (n/t) by SnArL2010-07-27 11:21:37
          You agree with the bells? (n/t) by VivianC2010-07-27 11:22:50
            Maybe his name is Carol? by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 11:48:49
Lone Economic Star by DesertRat662010-07-27 10:18:59
Hallelujah; Court: breaking DRM for fair use legal by Snate2010-07-27 10:07:10
  More progress,. YEAH! (n/t) by vampire2010-07-27 10:34:35
Not wanting to be at work takes on a new meaning by SnArL2010-07-27 09:45:42
  But the cuffs are supposed to come off by morning! (n/t) by chanceslost2010-07-27 10:01:14
*sends out vibes of caffeination and motivation* by oot2010-07-27 09:42:13
  But I'm *not* procrastinating.... by radiowave9112010-07-27 09:53:19
Life is like a box of chocolates by joresgump2010-07-27 09:33:05
  Looks up the board: I hope not! by oedlan2010-07-27 12:42:17
  Mmmm... Chocolate..... (n/t) by grremlins2010-07-27 11:21:22
  ...you never know which are the nuts (n/t) by imWACC02010-07-27 10:56:38
    We're UFies, we're ALL nuts =)P (n/t) by Snate2010-07-27 11:06:25
  Life is like a hardpack of cigarettes by veran2010-07-27 09:54:16
  *hides in a choc box* by hactar the uhhh2010-07-27 09:41:18
    *hears the chocolate box saying 'BRAAAAAIIINS!"* by jpprater2010-07-27 09:45:59
      *ahem* I meant "chooocolaaaate" (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2010-07-27 09:52:51
        *hears the box again* by jpprater2010-07-27 10:39:41
          *gives box to ShadowSystems* :-) (n/t) by twixt2010-07-27 11:36:35
            Ummm....O.o Do we REALLY want hactar to eat THOSE? (n/t) by jpprater2010-07-27 12:06:50
              It'll be an interesting fight. Zombie versus by twixt2010-07-27 12:53:20
                Zombie Llama Pheremone Porn! =-D WOOT!~!~! by ShadowSystems2010-07-27 14:43:38
                  *sweeping bow with flourish* <grins with pride> :) (n/t) by twixt2010-07-27 15:40:00
                ....You owe me a new keyboard. :P by jpprater2010-07-27 13:46:12
                  *sweeping bow with flourish* <grins with pride> :) (n/t) by twixt2010-07-27 15:40:36
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2010-07-27 09:00:02
Second day in a row, that I managed to get by by Klaranth2010-07-27 08:50:35
  and we need to have party when you get to decimal by robertltux2010-07-27 09:46:41
    Actually, pain free and medicine free, save for by Klaranth2010-07-27 10:01:49
      its a shoot for the Moon Principal by robertltux2010-07-27 10:42:52
  You have seen a doc about this, right? (n/t) by Snate2010-07-27 09:43:46
    Yes. Two. by Klaranth2010-07-27 10:03:52
Is this really cost effective? by veran2010-07-27 08:34:32
  I seem to be stuck on this by corwin172010-07-27 09:19:01
    top-to-bottom (i.e. horizontal axis), of course by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 09:26:47
      Not for British coins, actually. by McNutcase2010-07-27 12:47:59
        okay lets sort this out by robertltux2010-07-27 14:44:17
          Incorrect. by McNutcase2010-07-27 14:51:55
      My point is, as long as the reverse side is shown, by corwin172010-07-27 09:37:31
        How are they inaccurate? by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 09:40:46
          Not specific enough by corwin172010-07-27 11:16:29
    The axis of evil, of course. (n/t) by veran2010-07-27 09:20:56
  The article stated that the counterfit coins were by ndwight2010-07-27 08:52:18
    Think about that for a moment... by veran2010-07-27 09:01:39
      Obviously by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 09:02:48
        Wrigleys? by veran2010-07-27 09:03:53
Life is a dream by joresgump2010-07-27 08:14:05
  No, life is a highway. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 08:22:26
    ... to hell. by veran2010-07-27 08:35:27
      \nn/ (n/t) by joresgump2010-07-27 08:46:34
      some, yes. Not all. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 08:41:19
Why would an incremental backup of a by hadji2010-07-27 08:12:24
  There isn't much running on this server. by hadji2010-07-27 08:38:33
    Is the Oracle database on the server? by aix tom2010-07-27 08:52:10
      Nope. It's just an app server. by hadji2010-07-27 09:15:11
  something touched files... by TrogL2010-07-27 08:30:01
  WAG: something is changing dates on lots of files by Sharku2010-07-27 08:19:26
  Someone did a shell script that touched every file by afterburner2010-07-27 08:17:46
*bouncy* *bouncy* by vampire2010-07-27 07:39:47
  DELIVERED by vampire2010-07-27 13:17:39
  Couple of questions if you don't mind? by Sharku2010-07-27 07:48:57
    1: yes by Freakazoid2010-07-27 07:51:02
      The Terran campaign is the only one out. by vampire2010-07-27 08:43:33
        from everything i've heard by tesla_koil2010-07-27 09:20:17
          That's ridiculous. by Snate2010-07-27 09:22:18
            Yes it is. Which is why I probably won't by vampire2010-07-27 09:25:16
            and that's the heart of the anti-blizz by tesla_koil2010-07-27 09:23:40
My Brother was killed in a hit and run by Classic_Jon2010-07-27 07:35:50
  {{{Classic_Jon & family}}} by firehawk2010-07-27 21:16:08
  {{{Classic_Jon}}} by morenna2010-07-27 19:22:02
  {{{{{{{{{{ Classic Jon }}}}}}}}}}} by Garrinka2010-07-27 17:30:18
  {{{{{C_J and family}}}}} by shargo2010-07-27 17:26:12
  Oh man... {{{Classic_Jon & family}}} (n/t) by kahuana2010-07-27 15:43:26
  Thank you all for the thoughts, it means a lot. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2010-07-27 15:34:50
  Condolences by PeKaJe2010-07-27 14:51:56
  {{{{{Classic Jon and family}}}}} (n/t) by rook_mtl2010-07-27 14:35:50
  Baruch HaShem. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 14:05:21
  {{{{{{Jon}}}}} (n/t) by SSpiffy2010-07-27 13:32:24
  {{{Classic_Jon}}} (n/t) by raptor_872010-07-27 12:25:46
  {{{Classic_Jon}}} (n/t) by UGuardian2010-07-27 11:33:31
  {{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}} (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-27 11:32:33
  Gig 'em, Aggies! (n/t) by imWACC02010-07-27 11:06:38
  Deepest condolences to your whole family by Hieraco2010-07-27 10:25:52
  {{{Classic Jon}}} by dreadpirate2010-07-27 10:22:03
  My sincere condolences. (n/t) by ppyo2010-07-27 10:09:19
  {{{Classic_Jon}}} (n/t) by toysbfun2010-07-27 09:48:09
  My condolences to you and your family. by radiowave9112010-07-27 09:44:50
  {{{{{Classic Jon}}}}} (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2010-07-27 09:40:37
  Condolences by owh2010-07-27 09:28:43
  {{{{Classic_Jon}}}} my condolences. by talon07202010-07-27 09:28:14
  {{{{{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}}}} (n/t) by hollyberry792010-07-27 09:22:38
  {{{Classic Jon & Family}}} (n/t) by vectorz2010-07-27 09:18:22
  I'm sorry man.. (((Classic_Jon)) (n/t) by tesla_koil2010-07-27 09:17:22
  {{{{{Classic_Jon and family}}}}} (n/t) by Bellator2010-07-27 09:14:06
  {{{{{ Classic_Jon + family}}}}} by wabbit652010-07-27 09:10:04
  {{{{{{{Classic_Jon and family}}}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2010-07-27 09:06:14
  {{{{{Classic Jon & Family}}}}} (n/t) by corwin172010-07-27 09:04:26
  Sorry for your loss. I will keep you and yours by Lab Rat2010-07-27 08:58:35
  {{{{{{{{{{Classic Jon }}}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by joresgump2010-07-27 08:49:57
  I was just told that the found the truck! by Classic_Jon2010-07-27 08:36:43
    Something like that happened to a relative of mine by veran2010-07-27 09:01:02
      That can happen but by diginferno2010-07-27 09:11:19
        Noticed that. by veran2010-07-27 09:19:51
          I think I know what you mean. by diginferno2010-07-27 09:27:54
          I saw a motorcycle make a sudden lane change on by vampire2010-07-27 09:23:54
    May he receive all that he deserves. (n/t) by jpprater2010-07-27 08:43:31
    I hope justice is served. (n/t) by vetitice2010-07-27 08:41:02
  oh my by emlaabs2010-07-27 08:27:49
  I'm sorry for your loss. (n/t) by vetitice2010-07-27 08:23:18
  Sorry for your loss... by dml337ira2010-07-27 08:18:18
  Sincerest condolences by tallastro2010-07-27 08:13:49
  You have my number by SnArL2010-07-27 08:11:17
  {{{{{Classic_Jon and family and friends}}}}} (n/t) by oot2010-07-27 08:11:00
  Sorry to hear that by DesertRat662010-07-27 08:04:24
  {{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}} by SciSSorS2010-07-27 08:03:33
  {{{Classic_Jon and family}}} by mridenour2010-07-27 08:02:47
  Oh, dear God. I'm so very sorry to hear this. by Unavailable2010-07-27 08:02:47
  *in shock* . . . wow . . . :'( {{{Jon}}} (n/t) by hadji2010-07-27 08:00:34
  {{{{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}}}} (n/t) by techi8702010-07-27 07:59:47
  {{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}} by oedlan2010-07-27 07:56:04
  Oh God I'm so sorry. {{{{{{{{{Classic Jon}}}}}}}}} by SaylorA2010-07-27 07:55:09
  My condolences to you and your family. (n/t) by Nea2010-07-27 07:53:46
  {{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}} by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 07:43:20
  {{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}} by davydd2010-07-27 07:42:47
  {{{{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}}}} by diginferno2010-07-27 07:42:28
  {{{Classic_Jon}}} & {{{Classic_family}}} by Lady-Luna2010-07-27 07:41:58
    seconded. (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-27 07:49:04
  {{{Classic Jon}}} by vampire2010-07-27 07:41:13
  {{{{{{{{Classic_Jon}}}}}}}} by jpprater2010-07-27 07:40:06
WCG Team UserFriendly.Org by geopsychic2010-07-27 07:31:28
We interrupt our program in order by diginferno2010-07-27 07:03:47
  And it's the cheezburger net and not You and Tube. by diginferno2010-07-27 07:08:21
ATTN: morenna by hadji2010-07-27 06:53:56
  That's fine. by morenna2010-07-27 07:01:53
    Not punitive in my opinion - just a case of by Unavailable2010-07-27 08:07:08
      Never said Hadji wasn't in his rights to by morenna2010-07-27 19:38:33
  the out of context possibilities here... by voxwoman2010-07-27 06:54:59
    And she's a first cousin. No thank you. (n/t) by hadji2010-07-27 06:58:50
ATTN: Intrinsic, RE: Pomegranate Mead by carthax2010-07-27 06:53:08
  Planning on aging at least a few bottles for a cou by intrinsic2010-07-27 07:24:24
    Yeah, mine had that port flavor, too. by carthax2010-07-27 09:08:17
They're Gurkha's what did they honestly expect? by DesertRat662010-07-27 06:52:00
  There are very few perfectly designed weapons by wabbit652010-07-27 10:50:48
    I own two Kukri's, one came from Nepal and the by techi8702010-07-27 12:01:00
      Cold Steel and Spyderco. :-) :-) :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-27 12:43:00
  I fail to see the problem... (n/t) by Bellator2010-07-27 09:28:01
    Neither do I. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 14:40:12
  What I want to know is: by veran2010-07-27 08:45:14
    And I hope the SAS isn't too kind when they catch by vampire2010-07-27 11:57:50
    I suppose they've not read their Kipling: by dreadpirate2010-07-27 10:51:09
  In this situation, I don't see a problem. by SaylorA2010-07-27 08:09:57
  I'm normally not that cynic, but... by davydd2010-07-27 07:52:42
  I couldn't keep from smirking a little. by vampire2010-07-27 07:46:26
  The Gurkha needed to prove to his commander by ndwight2010-07-27 07:12:11
    So they just FedEx the head back by robertltux2010-07-27 07:56:21
New (shiny) job! by Control2010-07-27 06:47:26
  OUTSTANDING news! Very glad to hear it. by dire_lobo2010-07-27 06:51:32
    Congratz! :) *Meanwhile wills his cellphone to by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 07:15:22
I can get into trouble by myself by postaljohn2010-07-27 06:42:47
  Let the spankings commence! (n/t) by voxwoman2010-07-27 06:53:56
    "Bad Zoot! Naughty, NAUGHTY Zoot!" (n/t) by audiogeek20002010-07-27 07:55:25
From the inbox: Begin and end of privacy: by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 06:42:47
  Nice one. I agree, except... by jpprater2010-07-27 06:48:25
    Ohw, carp.. I forgot something! Disclaimer! by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 06:57:22
      My feeling by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 07:02:30
      I wasn't offended. :) by jpprater2010-07-27 07:01:13
      your meaning was crystal clear. (n/t) by postaljohn2010-07-27 06:59:16
A week ago, the volunteer Fire guys (including me) by toxin2010-07-27 05:59:13
  Buhahaha, I've been to a couple of searches that by techi8702010-07-27 07:11:32
    I figured that it would end like this when the by toxin2010-07-27 11:10:19
  Buhahaha! *snerk* by dire_lobo2010-07-27 06:46:52
    Arctic Dentistry - Drugs + Pliers handed to you by toxin2010-07-27 07:06:32
  One wonders if the teens survived the "talk". (n/t) by Twitchh2010-07-27 06:24:02
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2010-07-27 05:48:59
UFies under 20, living in Ontario, please by Klaranth2010-07-27 05:05:32
  So let me get this straight... by imperito2010-07-27 05:24:14
    No, the issue is that they haven't been informed by Snate2010-07-27 09:52:32
      The main problem lies herein : by Klaranth2010-07-27 11:56:36
    I think the issue here is that kids haven't been by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 05:40:24
      I'm just guessing... by Khaar2010-07-27 05:46:46
  Umm how is this even SANE by robertltux2010-07-27 05:18:52
    The detection limit is 0.1 promille by vectorz2010-07-27 06:04:35
      My intent was to point at minute levels by robertltux2010-07-27 08:12:00
        BAC seems to be defined differently by vectorz2010-07-27 09:17:47
      "cough juice" :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 06:55:11
Is today April 1st? by chanceslost2010-07-27 04:47:48
  Update: Additional News Above by Snate2010-07-27 10:09:01
  Quote: by hadji2010-07-27 07:02:01
  The other Ars had an article yesterday by Nessalc2010-07-27 06:12:22
  It's a start. Glad to get what we can. (n/t) by daemon_poet2010-07-27 04:53:33
When will we EVER EVER Learn, by Klaranth2010-07-27 04:01:18
  Is it bad that this is making me giggle? by oot2010-07-27 08:03:10
    Only if a response is targetted. by Stibbons2010-07-27 10:27:51
      Now that you mention it... by DesertRat662010-07-27 12:13:04
    The down side is by afterburner2010-07-27 08:09:03
    Apparently not WBC by DesertRat662010-07-27 08:06:42
  we won't. not as long as we insist on by morenna2010-07-27 06:56:34
  I really like this part: by rogue19712010-07-27 06:34:48
    I vote for a burn a Fred Phelps day (n/t) by rogue19712010-07-27 06:35:59
      I'd support that but... by intrinsic2010-07-27 07:10:30
        I think a better idea by DesertRat662010-07-27 07:22:45
          Bwahahahahaha!!! (n/t) by SaylorA2010-07-27 08:25:02
  And this will hit the newspapers and TV stations by davydd2010-07-27 06:16:23
  Honestly? by DesertRat662010-07-27 06:12:02
  IIRC large part of the Koran by wabbit652010-07-27 05:46:29
    Doesn't matter.. Dunno about the Koran, but by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 05:53:08
      That's pretty much my perspective on the issue by intrinsic2010-07-27 06:58:10
        Not Aramaic. by RetiQlum22010-07-27 10:54:08
        And don't forget the Conservative Bible Project by AndyA2010-07-27 10:26:08
        always reference the original text (n/t) by robertltux2010-07-27 08:14:10
          That's what one monk did, .... by aix tom2010-07-27 08:57:22
  Honestly, probably in the cemetery. (n/t) by chanceslost2010-07-27 04:40:26
    The Only Man you can't lie to by robertltux2010-07-27 05:21:39
      *snerk* (n/t) by intrinsic2010-07-27 06:44:49
  When is that again? by Khaar2010-07-27 04:17:30
    Um, it's Westboro Baptist. What do you expect? by voxwoman2010-07-27 04:39:12
      Ah, that goes a long way to explaining the stupidi by intrinsic2010-07-27 06:42:14
      I wasnt aware that Phelps was in FL, by Klaranth2010-07-27 05:01:08
        IIRC Kansas but I'm guessing by DesertRat662010-07-27 06:09:39
          It's not actually WBC by Nessalc2010-07-27 06:22:14
            Thanks by DesertRat662010-07-27 06:29:26
        I really don't pay attention by voxwoman2010-07-27 05:56:10
      No clue who they are. by Khaar2010-07-27 04:53:41
        they are rabid homophobes by voxwoman2010-07-27 05:54:45
          Any pictures or videos available online by Klaranth2010-07-27 06:50:50
            indeed by voxwoman2010-07-27 08:09:03
            There was an article with some interviews and pict by intrinsic2010-07-27 07:13:35
        They're about the most extremist "Christian" facti by ttlogic2010-07-27 05:09:25
          That's them. And this is jut more of their by vampire2010-07-27 09:06:18
    It is like shouting FIRE in a full theater by Klaranth2010-07-27 04:36:15
      I know it will. by Khaar2010-07-27 04:50:59
        No. by chanceslost2010-07-27 04:55:49
          So, if a bunch of Muslems get together outside by Klaranth2010-07-27 05:04:13
            I might pass out bacon; I like stirring.. stuff :p (n/t) by chanceslost2010-07-27 05:41:25
              That may get you killed at a muslim bible burning. (n/t) by ndwight2010-07-27 06:00:20
                As with popcorn, to the spectators. by chanceslost2010-07-27 06:08:08
                  Two birds one stone... by intrinsic2010-07-27 06:41:14
            No, that would most likely be trespassing. by Khaar2010-07-27 05:12:11
  Ugh...brilliant, that's a really great idea *rolls by intrinsic2010-07-27 04:07:04
    Hey, maybe this is the one thing by voxwoman2010-07-27 04:41:23
W:ET Bar by AndyA2010-07-27 04:00:01
Ouch... by davydd2010-07-27 03:09:20
  never heard of video conferencing calls? (n/t) by Klaranth2010-07-27 03:36:54
    Some authorties want to see you physically present by davydd2010-07-27 03:49:44
Is QC down for anybody else? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 02:59:22
  seems to be up again (for me at least) (n/t) by wluut2010-07-27 05:19:15
    Same here (n/t) by sazzer2010-07-27 05:39:40
  Yup. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2010-07-27 04:19:02
  It's not just you... by poolya2010-07-27 03:02:19
    It worked two hours ago by oedlan2010-07-27 03:22:06
H4, it's about time... (n/t) by poolya2010-07-27 02:42:10
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufieverse by vectorz2010-07-27 00:50:51
  Cute cookies? by afterburner2010-07-27 07:43:55
    Sounds like you're getting there... by Nea2010-07-27 08:01:18
      Little by little by afterburner2010-07-27 08:06:36
  No cookies for me, but I do love a decent by Klaranth2010-07-27 01:38:45
    We got plenty of grapes by vectorz2010-07-27 04:44:42
  Cute cookies? by hollyberry792010-07-27 01:23:30
    Should I try this adress at work...? by vectorz2010-07-27 04:43:14
      Everyone's perfectly well clothed. by hollyberry792010-07-27 09:35:23
  Cookies are blocked by oedlan2010-07-27 00:58:31
    *deploys armour piercing cookies* by vectorz2010-07-27 01:07:12
  Attn: Vectorz - You has mail. by Hieraco2010-07-27 00:57:10
    Dark and Sweet^2 coming up. by vectorz2010-07-27 01:05:34
Life is good by oedlan2010-07-27 00:48:15
  Very much agreed. (n/t) by leonidus2010-07-27 01:53:28
  So I've been told.. ;-) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 01:52:22
Get out of my dreams! by moddermonster2010-07-27 00:46:34
  Get into my car! (n/t) by rogue19712010-07-27 02:50:07
    Sorry, SO just objected. by moddermonster2010-07-27 07:59:43
  Very unrealistic. by firehawk2010-07-27 01:08:09
    Actually I was surprised to find you a very nice g by moddermonster2010-07-27 07:56:30
Recently created/changed diaries by mekkanik_mike2010-07-27 00:30:00
Daniel Craig as Mikael Blomkvist? by oedlan2010-07-27 00:29:39
  can't see Craig talking like the Swedish Chef (n/t) by RunNeoRun2010-07-27 00:32:56
    Shrimpie! Bondie! Jamesie! by oedlan2010-07-27 00:35:59
0118 999 881 999 119 725 by RetiQlum22010-07-27 00:08:43
  *Googles the sequence..* by EnzoMatrix2010-07-27 02:01:48
    Yeah, it's a good one by intrinsic2010-07-27 03:56:02
  better looking drivers... (n/t) by wluut2010-07-27 01:24:23
    Hah! I knew someone would get it! (n/t) by RetiQlum22010-07-27 01:30:59
      i was looking by wluut2010-07-27 01:57:27
  4738 1919, by Divide By Zero2010-07-27 00:43:54
  39276256937810937112 by themadkansan2010-07-27 00:30:30
    UacC:gL(OnevEThaf:NQG#`q*\6s]}}i@^\xxPY)C^RpC'W\GS by themadkansan2010-07-27 00:43:45
      Is that another way of saying by oedlan2010-07-27 00:50:17
        na, another way of saying: by themadkansan2010-07-27 00:53:47
          Or if you need verification: by Hieraco2010-07-27 01:13:58
  3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939 (n/t) by firehawk2010-07-27 00:10:00
    1.61803399 by MatthewDBA2010-07-27 07:09:04
    gcaggagccg cccccagcca agctgctttc by vectorz2010-07-27 00:18:21
      cguccucggc gggggucggu ucgacgaaag by CALL-1982010-07-27 00:56:14
        RPRRGSVRRK by vectorz2010-07-27 01:03:39
          *looks at a table of RNA codons* by CALL-1982010-07-27 01:35:24
            Should be right. by vectorz2010-07-27 04:42:36
              Replied above. by CALL-1982010-07-27 13:19:05
              BTW: It's the seqence for th e human adenosie rece by vectorz2010-07-27 04:46:14
      fire up the cloning vats! (n/t) by hitmark2010-07-27 00:26:40
Translations by Nea2010-07-27 00:01:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2010-07-27 00:00:00
  Columbusborkedyourcomputeratgrandmothershousethewa by Klymer2010-07-27 00:03:39
    Mekkanik_Mike is not burnt by Hieraco2010-07-27 01:00:16
      MM's not burnt, you gimboid...</Rimmer> by firehawk2010-07-27 01:09:13
        but he said so... and I quote.. by Hieraco2010-07-27 01:20:28
          ziz eenglish iz a fery difficult language by Klymer2010-07-27 07:13:25
    *eats the curry* (n/t) by firehawk2010-07-27 00:09:02

 

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